I started a new game of the witcher 3 and I got to the part about the bloody baron...

I started a new game of the witcher 3 and I got to the part about the bloody baron. I suddenly realize how many botchlings there would be in our world if they existed and I got sad. I sure wonder how would the witcher's creatures and monster survive in our world and how our society would be different if they existed

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Yea they should be real

>life sucks
>oh, you wouldn't know, huh?

They should be real. Punish roasties that treat abortions as consequence free cummies. Wouldn't really affect the male population because we aren't heartless creatures like women.

So could you just abort babies with the intention of turning them into lubberkins for your house?

The Bloody Baron quest was something else.
>I name thee Dea, and embrace thee as my daughter

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Well first you have to catch it and nobody can preform Axi to calm it down so if it starts to struggle it can rip your throat open.

Okay Geralt, calm down

Witcher did a great job embracing raw fantasy without shying away from truly dark magic, true abominations and real sexual motivations. I wish more games could be as brave.

I'm pretty sure you have to sincerely regret the abortion to lift the curse

I guess abortion clinics would just make proper burials mandatory really. It would be expensive but not unworkable

Only difference is that abouted children remains would be burned

The remains of aborted babies already get eaten by jews so I don't think we'd have to worry.

I guess nothing changes then.
For all we know those things could be real but they're eaten before we ever see them.

Baron quest is the most boring one in the game and we're forced to play it, why should I give a shit about this drunken lardass wife beater?

So in your part of the world, do you guys have these monster folktale too? We have this but I don't know how they happen (the specifics, I mean).

I'm italian. I think some are just universal, like the boogeyman (here it's called l'uomo nero); others are more specific and tied to regional folklore or just what your grandparents used to tell you when you were little, for example to keep a castagna matta (a kind of not edible chestnut) in your pocket in winter so that the fairies don't give you a cold

I'm a flip and we have those botchling things but they're called Tyanak or Tianak but there's no lubberkin and it just kills anything in its path. We also have the Manananggal which is a lady that goes into the woods, separates her torso and her lower half, grow wings and fly. They eat people and practically undefeatable but if you put salt in their lower half, I think they die or are weakened. I don't know who made these stories up but these are some fucked up shit, man.

>Wouldn't really affect the male population because we aren't heartless creatures like women.
Speak for yourself. I would absolutely abort a child because fuck wasting my time on that.
Having said that, I also wouldn't fuck a woman because that's an even greater waste of time.

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In Romania unbaptized children just come back as "moroi" which are supposed to come out of their graves at night. What they do depends, sometimes they're vampires that drink blood, sometimes they're ghouls with magical powers that steal cow milk, other times they're just ghosts that want to fuck with people. Anyway, I'm not sure how you would get rid of one, but given that this is Romanian folklore, I'm sure faith in Jesus is the only thing to get the job done.

Sometimes I think the only reason a few people are rabid about abortion laws is that they know how close they were to being aborted themselves.

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I wonder if that story is older than christianity and what they do to prevent one from showing up. Also
>ghouls with magical powers that steal cow milk
Imagine clawing your way out of the grave just to steal fresh milk. What a crap demon job.

It takes a very special kind of low-IQ rightwing brainlet to be against abortion. The incels are against it for different reasons - they just want everyone to suffer, especially women.

>not acting as a heartless creature to dominate the world
What kind of man are you?

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You just know this shit was made up by some dude that got caught stealing milk and convinced some dumbass villagers it was a demon

>I would absolutely abort a child

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Real life 100 Speech guys are scarier than any devil desu.

well it's kind of sad that he was stealing milk. Maybe it was also a sneaky cat or something.

>>I would absolutely abort a child
Absolutely. Why wouldn't I? It takes some special kind of hubris to think your child is going to be the one to cure cancer or whatever, and I would be a shit father that just wants to be left alone to read. Why would I want a child, ever? You're a mongoloid.

>punish roasties
>the Baron was the one suffering the most from the influence of the Botchling

user please

To lift it naturally requires more than a little help, and lots of natural progress. Trying to factory out lubberkins wouldn't work.

Cringe but redpilled.

Ketamine, user

>he says that when 99% of all single parents who didnt abort are women
Where the men at yo? Thought they werent heartless abd cared about the childeren??
You dumb af and abortion should be legal worldwide at any stage

Do people ever consider just not having sex

If you have no sense of ethics, you are no better than a beast. Don't get surprised the day you are treated like one, it's not far off.

Cant wait for all those fucks to die out so we can have a nice society where we dont waste half our funds to keep alive families full of failed abortions that never do anything of worth in their lives

Or come outside at least

Why would anybody willingly do this to themselves? With so many birth control at that

Some people have barely to no sex drive

This legit made me tear up like a little bitch. That entire storyline was so damn good.

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>we aren't heartless creatures
>we

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I actually know a single mother. She was fucking retarded and got something going with an utter retard, who kept hitting her and stuff, then she got pregnant and left him. You would think she now is experienced enough to get some proper man, but nope, she keeps going for the lowest scum.
As a scientist I can now safely generalize this and say that 99% of the single mothers are simply fucking retards who pick the 1 heartless man out of a 100.

Definitely, I also used to work at an abortion clinic and they gave us free beer and were actually trying to solve cancer. Not many people are aware of this.

>White Wolf of Rivia. Start the damn ritual before I piss myself
Bloody Baron is the only good non DLC character in witcher 3 .

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Thinly veiled /pol/bait thread