MAN SWINE
MAN SWINE
Michael Ward
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Colton Roberts
Remember one orc that killed me and raped my dead body... good times
Asher Ward
YOU WILL OBEY.
Landon Gomez
i'm hard as diamonds now thanks
Charles Morris
>Get killed by orc
>He gets even stronger
>Get killed by the same orc again
>He gets promoted to leader
>Complete the assault
>Get to the final room
>Still can't fucking beat him
WOOOOOOOW
Ryder Flores
>the main point of Nemesis System is to make stories with the orcs that kills you
>the game is too fucking easy that's almost impossible to die except from maybe a jabalin orc in the distance that can't be blocked
Josiah Flores
Play Brutal or Nightwalker then. You casual.
Dominic Harris
But I'm already playing these that's the only reason why a jabalin could kill you because these almost one shot you
Brayden Watson
>dying to anything in the first place
>doesn't know how to not die so you wont fight a tough bastard in the first place
>and put betrayal at a minimum
i am laughing at your crippled capabilities
Ryan Bailey
Shit game
Unironically the worst $65 I've ever spent.
Totally redpilled me on game reviews being bullshit
Noah Gutierrez
You played it wrong. You let orcs kill so you can add better orcs to your army.
Lincoln Campbell
Opposite experience. Shit reviews, great game.
Cameron Clark
Both Mordor and War were great but i think Mordor had a little more of Soul
Julian Thompson
Should I get part 1 GotY or Shadow of War
Zachary Lopez
Bentley Thomas
Might as well get Shadow of Mordor first.
Play that and come next sale get Shadow of War
Sebastian Long
>Defeat a nemesis
>he says "why you kill uruk?" in a sad voice before getting beheaded
Robert Fisher
Combined experience. Shit reviews, shit game.
Cameron Hernandez
the reviews were flaming the shit out of the game though, because of the single player p2w.
Bentley Sullivan
Haven't read a single review before buying the game and I loved it.
Isaiah Mitchell
I'm a sap but I couldn't stop feeling bad for the orcs. The human characters I couldn't give less of a fuck about.
Colton Foster
Camden Miller
It got 9+/10 around the board though
Angel Torres
Just go for Shadow of War. Mordor is like demo for second game.
David Phillips
out of 18 critics, 4 rated it above 76.
Nicholas Cruz
Yeah, they have a lot of personality. Shame to kill them sometimes.
Landon Cruz
FUCK YOU TALION
Eli Powell
It's very very rare, but occasionally a triple A game comes out that has good gameplay and depth to its mechanics. This is one of those. I imagine movie-gamers and critics didn't appreciate it.
Xavier Mitchell
Anyone who actually enjoys Lord of the Rings despises it, since everything about the game spits on core themes of the series.
Julian Phillips
as with virtually anything outside of the books.
Adam Cox
books are for nerds who gives a fuck
Austin Evans
Which is a positive for me and anyone else tired of toliken's hacky generalization of classical mythology.
>B-But it's just like history!
You know what else is just like history? ACTUAL HISTORY
Isaac Long
The designs for the Nazgul in this game are atrocious, they look like they're wearing garbage bags
Alexander Taylor
>rape mentioned in morrowind
>WOW BEST GAME I EVER PLAYED!!!
>rape mentioned in popular game
>DUUH WOW LOOK AT THOSE TRYHARD DEVS 0/10
never change, Yea Forums...
Wyatt Price
It would've been perfect for a warhammer game. Stupid IP attachment.
Aiden Rivera
SUFFER
ME
NOW
Brandon Brooks
>disposable orcs are more memorable and infinitely more entertaining than the main cast
I seriously hope Monolith is working on something that isn’t Snore of the Rings.
Isaac Parker
tfw no Shelob gf
Jeremiah Allen
Drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion.
Chase Stewart
I like Talion when he's interacting with the orcs, he's pretty deadpan and straightforward compared to their wacky antics and it's a good contrast, but then every other human character is like that so when they're all together it's just boring
Julian Mitchell
SUFFER
ME
NOW
Michael Phillips
when has this ever happened?
Zachary Collins
>no model
>no porn
reeeeeeeee
Andrew Carter
that girl and the nigger were the most cringe shit I saw in a while, it was like something from Netflix
Ryder Watson
Now this, I would play.
Landon Diaz
>"Let's you assassinate enemies from a distance"
>Sound like a waste of points, fuck it
>Try it out 14 levels later
>Actually lets you instantly warp to the edge of the map to kill people
Cooper Scott
Talion and Ratbag had a fun dynamic, I wish he was in the game more
Levi Thomas
there's literally a little video that shows you each power on that screen how are you this retarded?
Asher Lewis
It doesn't tell you that it has infinite range. No other game does.
Jaxon Gray
Dream game is set in Karak Eight Peaks with the ability to choose whether you play as a Skaven warlord, Goblin Chieftain or Dwarf Thane.
Jacob Ramirez
I'm usually the guy who watches story cutscenes no matter how shit the story is but this game is one of the few outliers. Cutscenes involving humans in this ranged from awful to tear inducing boredom. There is absolutely nothing of interest whatsoever. It really makes me wonder why they even bothered with other humans because all the missions centered around them were a bit shit as well. Just give me some uruk warchiefs to humiliate into insanity and I'm good.
Eli Young
the abilities in this game are just fucking amazing
Jason Price
TALION
GIB PALANTIR NOW
Andrew Wood
It was out of love.
Owen James
Underrated
Cameron White
Was if really mentioned? I just remember the mention of barbed khajit cocks and lusty argonian maid
Bentley Brown
One of the major religious figures is literally titled King of Rape
Liam Hughes
>brainwashing Skaven and Lizardmen into warrior slaves to take over the world with
Yeah I'd play that. The whole "wide range of personalities with competing warlords" would work wonders in WH Fantasy.
Also I want a flamboyant Skaven shaman to go on about how much he wants to sodomize the player characfter.