How do I get into Idolm@ster?

>spending hundreds of $, and tens of hours on woman you will use for like 30 min
sounds incredibly inefficient compared to investment/return you get from playing a game.

is there a difference?

>yurifaggotry
>chad

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I slay on the regular and still play

Doujins

>yuri
The fuck out of my face with this shit.

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Let's just agree that both LL and Im@s girls belong to fat ugly middle aged men

M A K O T O
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COUNTRY GROWN VEGETABLES.

I agree that im@s sluts do. LL idols dont.

>love live
look at this dude

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playing idolshit in the first place

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Remember that yuri is just a phase and they'll marry a salaryman, have two kids and live in a small house outside center Tokyo when they grow up.

>anime girl sex simulator
Why has this not been invented yet?

Sounds comfy

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We'll have a lot more than two kids

Don't you know the works of Illusion Software?

Honey select= real women

I'd skip the games and go straight to iwara or boorus

You can make anime girls in AA1/2, custom maid and Koikatu

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Is it normal if these pics make me angry?

Why would they?

literally just a masturbation joke

That's exactly why. I don't want them to have sexual thoughts, let alone of other men, or worse, break their hymen

The idols are REALLY cute. (This is important.)

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sorry to break it to you bro, but producer-san has already fucked them all

>doesn't know about the cult of sappho
don't worry bro, they're not thinking of other men

Big tits Dookie.

but user
we were the producer san all along

also OP, just play the phone rhythm games

But then they'd be buying peaches and tacos

That one's really low quality, my dude.

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that is true

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why would they buy them when they already have them?

wanted to get into it for the doujins but moonruins ruin everything

I just want to play Idolmaster for the BABES

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Even if by some miracle they're virgins that hymen is long gone from dancing around on stage.

Tiny butt

It's a cute butt.

Thanks

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Get a psp and download the translated isos.

>tl;dr: platinum stars on ps4

NO just no. This game is what killed any chance of getting another original 765 game and it breaks my heart. Its like a mobile gasha game packed in a 60 dollar box. Except you don't get updates and only has a couple of song. It barely has any new songs or outfits unless you pay like 15 dollar per song as dlc. They barely have any commus unlike the first 2 games or OFA , you barely do any producing, don't have any rival and has a big focus on the rhythm game which is way worse then the mobile games think like Side M live on stag bad with only one button to press in the centre. Stella Stage on the ps4 the squeal to Platinum stars which fixes some of the problems like a bit more commus and more songs with all the non dlc songs of Platinum Stars included. random payed drops dropped and included a rival. But i do feel your rival is more in the spotlight of the story then your own idol you are producing. But at least its decently fun to play and you don't need random drops to advance the game like in platinum stars.

tl;dr Stick with Idolmaster 1 or 2(ps3 version since it adds some songs and is region free) if you are decent at japanese. OFA is good as well but i feel you need to buy the really expensive story dlc to really get the complete package for this game. Which is also kind of a turn off.

When is Million Live getting an anime?

Is there a big tiddy idol with a nice laid back personality, or a shortstack? Tsunderes with tits are okay in moderation, but those are a dime a dozen.

There's a lot of big tiddy idols, including shortstacks, but I think pic related is the biggest by far.

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This is one of the stupidest fucking posts I've ever read.
Platinum Stars and iDOLM@STER 2 are terrible games. And why the FUCK would you recommend the 360 version of iDOLM@STER 2 anyway, when the PS3 version is region-free and has more content?
If you want to play a console iDOLM@STER game, play One For All on PS3. It's an overhauled and massively improved version of iDOLM@STER 2.

And the recent iOS/Android games like Starlight Stage and Theater Days are fantastic, the fuck are you on about.

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>love live
>chads
it's literally a babby's first series
bandorifags are the real chads

prolly an ogfag

Nowadays bandorifags are just lovelivefags 2.0

>How do I get into Idolm@ster?
Look for the girls you find hot and just fap to the porn/art. It's what I do.

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Doesn't explain recommending iDOLM@STER 2 360 instead of iDOLM@STER 2 PS3, or recommending Platinum Stars instead of Stella Stage.

Please do not do that with Arisu

this

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i wonder who could be behind this post

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Her fault for being so sexy.

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It is not gay if I want to fuck Saki.

The PSP games are good too, and translated. But the series went steadily downhill with every entry. The first ones were serious visual novels with a rhythm game mini-game, the current ones are just a pure rhythm game with waifu collecting gacha. Even Im@s 2 is a shadow of Im@s 1.

I don't understand why idols are popular. Are they basically like the shitty pop groups in Clapistan?

It's pretty gay, but there's nothing wrong with that.

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Thats the worst kind of cope mechanism I see, once you're out of high school you will realize that sex isn't much of a big deal.

>still no emulator support

What the hell is with all the retards in this thread who keep insisting that iDOLM@STER has somehow abandoned its roots? You want classic-style iDOLM@STER? Go play it. Right the fuck now.
shinycolors.enza.fun/

>Colors
Oof

>stumble upon a random MMD video
>blue haired girl looks sexy
>also the only one that looks mature
>masturbate furiously to every video involving her
>search for her name and end up reading a bit about the character
>she's the dum-dum comic relief girl

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So you're basically the average idol-fag

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>I want a serious visual novel with a rhythm mini-game
>No not this one, this one doesn't count :D
Fuck off, cunt.

Yeah for like 2 minutes then move on to an actually good game.

What is rhythm mini-game about SC though?

This is a completely natural reaction
There are guys out there who let their actual girlfriends and wives not just talk to other men but let them hang out freely. That's much worse in my opinion

The colors are all terrible, plus they are way too young

Shiny Colors' gameplay is identical to iDOLM@STER 1's. It's just got 2D sprites instead of 3D graphics. It's functionally identical.

That's some supreme shit taste you got there, son.

I don't SideM but I always thought the guy on the left is really hot, no homo.

>This is a completely natural reaction
For insecure otakus who have never been in an actual relationship and feel threatened by fictional male characters, yes.
>There are guys out there who let their actual girlfriends and wives not just talk to other men but let them hang out freely. That's much worse in my opinion
That's incredibly vague, but being in a relationship with someone doesn't forbid you from ever talking to the opposite sex.

If you had the ability to stop your wife from ever talking to another man, wouldn't you do it?

Sounds pretty homo to me.

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>LL idols not being sluts
>all idols are sluts
Contradictory statement. All idols are sluts.

Weirdo

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No wonder you're scared your wife would cheat on you, you reek of insecurity.

She goes "ara ara" tho and that does things to my dick

So it makes you feel good when your wife talks to other men?

It's conversation, not an affair. Nice try to imply it's NTR.

She's going to die, isn't she.

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Only play the good-old Playstation (or 360) games (1 or 2).
Don't even think about touching that recent mobage crap.

If you interested in the anime, I'd recommend the initial mech one rather than the later full-on idol ones.

This may be a shock to you, but
Everyone is going to die, user.

In childbirth

I'd say that too if I was a permavirgin weebfaggot who got turned down by even the most desperate of women.

Does Japan even care about 765 anymore?

>USSR

Is she a commie?

Maybe

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>not being a T7S chad

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Are they even relevant enough to get porn?

SCREW YOU MODS, I'M PUREBRED HUMAN, RIGHT DOWN TO THE BONE, DON'T MISTAKE ME FOR ONE OF YOU IDOLMASTER FREAKS
GIVE ME BACK MY GOD DAMNED COMIC AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Upgraded Rin and Uzuki.

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"No."

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She S U C C

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So I have to replace my tablet and buy a new one. Would any of those octa core 4gb ram tablets that were made from last year run million theatre?

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