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How does this make you feel?
Gavin Richardson
Camden Miller
wtf i need to give blizzard more money now
Connor Rogers
I wish I could rub her eyebrows and ears
Kayden Parker
All of Blizzard? Because that's a lot of toilet paper
Andrew Fisher
how about more than 9 milliom subs
Jace Ross
Well done.
Julian Sanchez
Wtf why can't i type B-A-S-E-D anymore? Mods?
Ryan Howard
18 million weeks worth of toilet paper
Blizzard can continue shitting on everyone till 347224 AD
Ethan Baker
okay but why do they need millions of two-weeks worth of toilet paper each month
Henry Kelly
Do they mean that my single sub pays for that, or that all wow subs combined pays for that?
Henry James
Whose WoW subscription?
Jordan Hughes
Isaac Murphy
If you don't know what games there are besides indie and AAA then you're underage .
Isaac Brown
Sounds pretty good considering Blizzard does nothing but spew out shit now.
Angel Fisher
wft? based
Matthew Cruz
you got me
Gabriel Howard
no wonder they don't give a fuck about making fun of muslims
indians hate muslims more than anyone else on earth
Jackson Clark
I guess toilet paper's free in Americlap land.
Blake Rogers
>$180
>9,600 employees
>80c a roll, say 50c in bulk
Seems like it should buy less than 2 weeks worth.
Elijah Jackson
Nathan King
No wonder they shit all over their fanbase.
Jordan Martinez
FUCK
John Perez
based
Matthew Flores
Give me a nelf or draenei wife and they can have all the money they want.
James Wilson
I sincerely doubt 13 Jewros can afford that much toilet paper for a large company.
Angel Mitchell
Maybe if they stopped making shitty games they wouldn't need that much toilet paper.
Jose Sullivan
I don't give a fuck
Daniel Cox
Imagine the smell.
Thomas Powell
Its so fucking insane that blizzard out of all the companies out there cries about money.
They literally hit lighting in a bottle and made more money than they could have ever hoped for. Not our problem they sold themselves to a shit publisher who squandered their money they could have self published until the end of time with those earnings
Brayden Phillips
What the fuck. It's not classic if it's not white men putting back together a white man's invention. Please tell me this is a shop or else classic is ruined and I'm going to cancel my sub
Brody Morales
it is, this is the animation farm where all those fucking awful johnny johnny videos are made
William King
poopy poopy mr supervisor?
no no no
ka ka ka
Jeremiah Brooks
Too bad for them they signed on with Activision who took all their money and demanded they make more. They play the victim when they willingly made a deal with the literal devil.
Brandon Moore
its like those faggots using kickstarter to get their project funded and then go with a publisher later on
Luis Ortiz
I hope all of Blizzard collectively shit theselves
John Watson
>WAAAH WHY AREN'T YOU SUBBED TO WOW
>WAAAAH YOU NEED TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY GOY
>WAAAH HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES WAAAH
A million times 15 is still a fuck ton of money. Get fucked.
Jack Jenkins
>designated shitting game studio
Joseph Ramirez
And you call it world of warcraft classic despite the fact somebody is clearly making a new model for something
Juan Robinson
Brety gud. Blizzard hasn't made anything remotely decent in the past decade and I'll laugh when their company finally goes under.
Gabriel Watson
Ok
It might sound bad on paper but that just means if two people subscribe they get their toilet paper for the month, and if they continue their sub the next month they again get their toilet paper. Then maybe those two people might buy cash shop items because why not have a cash shop in a subscription based game and Blizzard now has plentiful paper.
Landon Miller
Over a week's worth of toilet paper to furnish the whole Blizzard office seems like a lot of toilet paper to me.
Lincoln Moore
>Your Wow subscription
Hunter Thomas
>it's not shopped
OH NONONONONO
Angel Adams
I want to trim those eyebrows
Carson Garcia
Why are her eyebrows as thin as paper? I swear, the official art makes her look far prettier than she does in CG. In the CG she looks like a hag.
Jacob Jones
lmao
John Anderson
It's the company's job to pay the employees, not mine.
Adrian Brown
Prolly worn over time seeing that she's been a walking corpse for over 15 years by now
Daniel Baker
damn guess im gonna have to buy the store mount now... hang in there blizzard!
Isaac Turner
That's just being irresponsible. You shouldnt buy two weeks worth of toilet paper, you save so much money when you buy in bulk.
Aiden Hill
Why are all these shitty CEO’s literally fucking white males?
Samuel Powell
I don't really care.
Why did I even reply to this thread?
Angel Moore
glad I unsubbed then and now they have no toilet paper for their poo poo asses.
Dylan Rodriguez
Damn we really must help them, don't forget to buy those bi-yearly expansions that costs just as much as a AAA+ game, buy mounts from the cash shop and gold.
Gamers are so fucking entitled, Blizzard is basically making and keeping WoW up for free and they dare to complain.
Isaac Jackson
I don't get it, no shit?
Logan Scott
hmm...
guess that means I should cancel my sub
been running out of TP rather fast lately
Sebastian Wilson
Ok you win this round.
Julian Diaz
It's really saddening to see them go full corporate when they used to be a passionate bunch.
I don't know much about economics but were they really forced to merge with fucking Activision? They were already going strong and growing by themselves, surely they had the money to pay their employees and develop their games? Why?
Bentley Butler
NO POO IN THIS DOJO
Austin Foster
then they should buy a less expensive toilet paper
Julian Allen
They were horrible with things like distribution and ironically finances, basically infrastructure stuff which is what they hoped to gain from the merger but it just went way, way more invasive than they had imagined. You can see it in all the interviews the old guard have before they left.
Nicholas Williams
From what I remember it was to prevent a buy out by Vivendi hence why they joined up.
Isaiah Hernandez
BASED
Caleb Rogers
Good, they must have a lot of shit to scrub
Hunter Robinson
Oliver Adams
They lacked some aspects of managing a big company and naively thought the merge will help them.
Bioware had a similar story when they were EA'd, with Riccitiello fucking them raw
Andrew Wood
Austin Allen
You wouldn't want them sharting in the mart, would you?
Charles Long
Why are they using so much toilet paper?
Lucas Flores
Are they implying we should pay more money? Because what they're also saying now is that your pay is so marginal that you might as well pirate it?
Lincoln Myers
gotta clean up WOW
Brandon Scott
Bc white males are weak cucks
Jackson Watson
So, is WoW a dirty arse to be clean up?
Zachary Torres
If anyone wondering what's the difference between soul and soulless... just compare pic related with the soulless sweatshop we see here
Jacob Gonzalez
Jews aren't white user
Michael Wright
>own an entire company
>weak
Nigger logic
Bentley Ward
Why so triggered? Touched a weak nerve, cuck?
Cameron Gutierrez
bioware was bleeding like a stuck pig when EA bought them. They had a lot of financial issues because of dragon age origins and ME. If they didnt take EA money they wouldve died. EA for their part just demanded a bigger audience and faster production, thinking that with more money can speed it up
activision was hands off until blizzard stopped producing games. Just look at the timeline. the gap between games became bigger and activision decided to meddle
Carson Wood
Ah yes look at all the fun, passion, and excitement in their eyes. I'm sure the result will be great and full of wonders
Luis Flores
they must employ a lot of women...
Ethan Butler
It’s the injection of cash/management to help with Titan as well I think the scrapping of Ghost and developmental hell of Titan just tanked old Blizz.
Jayden Reed
You seem to be the triggered nigger here
Jason Foster
Feels appropriate seeing as how I'd sooner wipe my ass with a subscription than pay for one.
Carter Perez
I think activision was pretty hands off with titan, only when it kept being pushed back and kept draining money activision told them to shape up and they made overwatch from it. I dont get scrapping ghost though, it seemed pretty far done from what they showed and they had an outside studio make it.
Lincoln Gray
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Liam Jenkins
I doubt bioware was bleeding money after Neverwinter Nights, KOTOR and Jade Empire.
I recall them making a shady deal with a funding company owned by Ricitiello. Same company that sold them to EA later, who took back Ricitiello and made him CEO.
Christian Smith
Skin color is about the same, what else do you need?
Jose Lewis
>still having bnet on your computer
Jace Nelson
Owning a company isn't hard. If that is your primary metric of success, you've set a low bar.
Dominic Carter
fuck i better find another job so i can afford those 20 subs poor blizzard really needs my money to wipe their ass with
Christian Hill
I wonder what the t posing model is all about
Henry Jenkins
i cant find the article (looking up bioware+development hell pretty much gets you stonewalled by anthem, andromea and all their other fuckups) but I clearly remember an article about how them struggling making their own engine and creating dragon age, and needing an money injection
Landon Richardson
wait, I am confused. doesn´t that picture proof that blizzard has no use for toilet paper?
Juan Green
you mean in this specific case or in general?
because in general its used to put a texture on a model. The T pose makes it so you can better look at the seams around the bottom of the arms and armpits.
Hudson Carter
Glad I've never given money to blizzard, the sooner they fall, the better
Carson Miller
>blizzard is full of shit
I already knew this.
Xavier Taylor
Think of all the whales who doubled up their spending because of this. I wonder how much of an income spike WoW just got, and if it will have a lasting effect. Blizzdrone whales are something else, after all.
Jack Cruz
soul
soulless
Jacob Powell
>Blizzard wipes its ass with its players
Amusingly honest, if nothing else.
Henry Bennett
happy. I hope their office shares expired snacks and they all get the shits and use it up in 3 days.
Charles Bailey
>can't afford toilet paper
>no negativity is allowed in the dojo
>subs plummeting
>staff gets cut
OH NO NO NO being blizzard employ must suck really bad right now
Landon Myers
wtf i like indians now
Kevin Myers
I wanna fuck that elven pussylich
Colton Nelson
>when Tranny Fantasy 14 destroy you
Ayden Foster
>play alliance moon guard so couldn't raid even if i wanted to
>unlock flying
>realize that was literally all of the fucking content this patch
Dylan Gutierrez
/g/ in one image
Elijah Sanders
Grind your reps goy. You don't have a life do you?
But seriously just HOW is a game making as much bank as WoW able to be so empty for an entire expansion? What caused the game to become a log in once a week ordeal?
Austin Morris
but they don't need the toilet paper
David White
>what caused the game to become a log in once a week ordeal
they kept adding shit that nobody wanted to do with little to no reward. imagine how many resources went into the shitty tortollan world quests, warfronts, and island expeditions. the tech required to get those to work on this dogshit engine probably cost 3 raid tiers
>grind your reps
you unlock flying at revered and neither of the new factions have any decent rewards at exalted. both the mounts and tabards are shit and they give nothing else. there is NO reason to continue
Henry Nelson
>that one weird dude who still plays blizzard games in 2019
>even has a wow sub
>tries to play it cool with "w-well I dont like them either in fact I dont pay them no money I buy using wow gold :)"
Evan Cooper
thank goodness they have more than just one subscriber then.
a single cheeseburger from mcdonalds probably buys them like one roll of toilet paper, do you pity them now?
Carter Collins
You can't fool me. That's actually AMD's office.
Caleb Ramirez
This is the most soulless picture ever.
Jason Watson
>What caused the game to become a log in once a week ordeal?
Kaplan is a retard and his vision on what an MMO should be was heavily flawed.
Julian White
Based and Charlespilled
Aaron Howard
>Won't someone think of the corporations
Daniel Kelly
Yeah, dragon age was announced like, 8 years? before it actually came out, it was a very low key announcement, but it was sat there on their website for FOREVER.
Logan Murphy
>it's a real article
pcgamesn.com
For fuck's sake!
Justin Rivera
Jeff was off WoW before it became a KPI infested shitfest.
Gabriel Parker
>complaining about grind in an MMO
The fuck?
Adam Adams
Sadly he already laid the foundation for a terrible game. There was nowhere else WoW could have gone other than shit
Daniel Taylor
Americans go through toilet paper fast
Daniel Perry
Nah, WoW became shit the second blizzard fell for the "engagement" meme.
Modern WoW is a "perfect" MMO, if you're a robot. You can play forever and still have goals! the issue is, that for real people that translates to "you can never feel satisfied because there's always a way you could have better gear" MMO devs need to embrace the idea of people leaving their games when they feel like they're done, because accepting that is what lets you create cycles which feel satisfying, you get your gear set for the current patch cycle, you're at peak power, you can do some side stuff but you can be DONE for a while.
Andrew Wood
>Blizzard is a hindi developer
Eli Campbell
Absolutely based
Joshua James
Still too much, they should have to wipe their butts on the bare concrete.
Austin Perez
>accepting that is what lets you create cycles
>we will never have seasonal/annual MMOs where the GMs are DMs and we get custom narratives with NPCs controlled by DMs
I don't want to die before something like this is made
Ryan Brooks
Semites aren't European and will never be white just like you.
Zachary James
Didn't neverwinter nights have a mode like this?
Thomas Edwards
Pretty close to it, but the technology and hardware wasn't quite good enough yet when I looked into it. It was more like a proof of concept
Nathaniel Price
What does this image even mean anyway? Less than two weeks of toilet paper means they'll only need, at most, 35 subs a year to wipe their asses. And they've clearly got thousands more than that.
Lincoln Lopez
Won't somebody think of the shitstain developers?
Connor Cooper
Carmack's smug fucking face will always get me
Camden Anderson
Image was doctored you idiots
Justin Thomas
WRONG!
Jack Miller
I'm not sure what's worse.
Camden Lopez
Had to spoil the fun.
Julian Hughes
So THIS is where those creepy ass youtube videos for kids come from...
Gabriel Lee
this
Gabriel Lee
Thanks for pointing that, user, nobody noticed it and all comments were serious replies. You did a great job clicking the google reverse search button.
This is why you don't get invited at parties.
Jordan Robinson
>implying blizzcuck employees wipe their asses
Zachary King
Okay but what's the toilet paper for?
Robert Robinson
How is a corporation that expensive to run yet incapable of producing actual games without outsourcing to Asia?
David Barnes
Oh no. Those strange youtube videos are from the indians all along.
Bentley Phillips
I mean it's got like 10k employees, no shit that 10 quid isn't gonna go far.
Sebastian Ross
They should buy a Toto washlet, that shit is a dream.
Ayden Hernandez
Because investors want infinite grow.
Liam Lee
look up what liquidity is and consider the fact that software techs dont have much equipment
Lincoln Hall
Top kek. But seriously, Blizzard itself is shit now and has been for a while. Toilet paper won't solve it.
Jason Ward
considering the amount of shit they put out, that's quite something
Landon Phillips
What am I supposed to feel?
It's obviously not just about my subscription if we're talking change. It's about the collective effort of not subbing to achieve that change.
Aaron Hernandez
who cares
Hudson Powell
So what I'm getting from this is that admin staff are the enemy and must be mercilessly purged regularly.
Jackson Lee
>"you can never feel satisfied because there's always a way you could have better gear"
How is that a problem? The issue for me is that getting the gear isn't fucking fun.
Gabriel Collins
>jewfro
>white
Anthony Campbell
It's not my fault Blizzard blew all of their billions in WoW earnings buying the Candy Crush franchise for Activision.
Alexander Garcia
It's CE now you fucking boomer.
Nicholas Ward
>347224 Combat Evolved
How long will 343i keep trying to make good games?