Yenfags

>yenfags

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>tfw no Shani GF

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Look up Triss and Lambert, Yen and that one mage etc. You get literally cucked by everyone like Shani fucking off after fucking her, Keira fucking off after fucking her. The absolute state of Geralt

Can't imaging fugging in an old rickety wooden boat would be very comfortable.

If you don't know what games there are besides indie and AAA then you're underage

what the fuck are you talking about?

It's the latest ">le funny copypasta".
Reort, hide, ignore.

Are the Cyberpunk waifus gonna be worse or better because they arent manipulative sluts?

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Geralt also cucks all of them. Everyone in the Witcher world is a slut.

I'm reading the books right now and that fucking cunt Yen already admitted that she slept with Istredd. Literally cheating with him the next morning after sleeping with Geralt. What a fucking bitch.

Anyway, it wasn't even a genuine affection between them, Geralt's wish was granted by a jinn, that's it.

I don't know about Triss, but I heard that there are only RUMORS about her sleeping with someone else. Obviously all the female mages are total whores and slept with tons of men, but while Yen's cheating is explicitly exposed, Triss seems to be pure.

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>announcing reports

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I think the sex scenes in witcher 3 sucked and didn't feel erotic in the slightest.
Cards in 1 and the cropped clips in 2 both had more of a sexual charge then the crap in 3.

>the absolute state of Trissfags

Keep reading, book Triss will through you for a loop

Yen and Triss were both shit and Geralt deserved better after all the shit he went through. If only he didn’t daughter zone the most attractive and pure girl.

>Geralt's meeting Ciri for the first time in the forest
>tells her and a dryad a bed story

It was such a heart warming part.

I wonder if that shot is from the dryads' forest.

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>Anyway, it wasn't even a genuine affection between them, Geralt's wish was granted by a jinn, that's it.
That's game fanfiction.

It's literally what happened in the books, retard.

He used the wish to save her life. It's not a love spell.

Essi Daven was the true OTP.

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Yeah, let's disregard everything that both Yen and Geralt talk about the wish and their affection, sure, I'm going to believe in your headcanon from now on.

What kind of shit tier translation did you read?

This is an unimportant character in the life of which we do not hang out. Of course her "adventures" are not mentioned. This is not given any importance in the books.

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>Yen and Geralt talk about the wish
They don't talk about it after the story.

Emhyr did nothing wrong

Did you actually read any books?

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He did everything wrong.

Ok, name one scene when they're talking about the wish after the short story.

The whole story is just too fucking sad

Witcher 1 Triss>Yennefer>Witcher 2&3 Triss

>that Skyrim tier UI

I love how you just conveniently leave out how when Yennefer previously asked Geralt to live together with her, to actually be with her, rather than just pump 'n dump, he just straight up ran away. I'm not saying this shit excuses Yennefer's actions with Istredd, but at least don't dump this shit out of nowhere, bereft of context.

Sword of Destiny and Baptism of Fire were the best books

>mandolin
>4 strings

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Are you blind?

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>mandolin
>5 strings

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Geralt is a slut too, they have an open, on and off relationship.

Yeah, Witcher is cuckverse.

>balalaika
>5 strings

W1 Triss this red Yen. God she even speaks her quotes.

Iris

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It's a lute.

Is the GOTY edition worth £10?

Of course, it´s a steal.

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Mind you, i don't have a very high opinion of the combat in this game, at all.

You sound like a Witcher babby, anyone else?

The game is not about "combat" at all, underage cretin.

Most definitely. It is a fun adventure.

Yes, yes, muh story. Doesn't mean the combat should be about Geralt, the twirling ballerina

both are cunts
pseudo incest with Ciri when?

If you are so against the combat why even ask if it is worth getting?
You clearly already made up your mind about the game.

I'm just not as big on story as a lot of anons are. Even if it turns out to be good, that's a nice bonus, but my base preferences lie with combat, movement mechanics,etc.

The game gets talked about a lot for the story and then i check out videos and feel a bit meh. I was hoping to be sold on the other aspects

geralt literally lost his memories about yen though, roastie

t.soulsborne fag
dont get witcher 3 or any of the witcher games, you'll never like it

Combat is dogshit, story is dogshit, immersion is meh, visuals are good, but the selling point for me was asshole elves so that's why I bought it.

Go back

>story is dogshit, immersion is meh
Stick with Nintendo games.

Just keep reading my dude.Yen redeems herself while Triss turns out to be backstabbing whore.

>waged war against an entire continent just so he could rape his own daughter
>nothing wrong
baka desu senpai

Yes. The key to enjoying this game is to set it on easy, ignore all POIs on the map and just follow the main plot.
Trust me there is NOTHING to gain by exploring the map. All meaningful activities are on the job boards.