How can nu tomb raider be salvaged?

Without a doubt.

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by being savaged by a horse

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It's paint your dumb polnigger

TR will never go back to how it was in the classic era. Thankfully there's a huge database for classic levels
trle.net/newlevels.php

Horse ruined so many vidya women for me, but I gotta admit that with Laura you just KNOW

Exactly like that, midriff and tattoos

The shooting and stealth sections are ok, only problem is the swimming and the puzzles but that's taking the soul out of Tomb Raider

how about a game with good puzzles, dungeons, and tombs? as the name implies?

I should finish this game someday

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More supernatural elements. More open ended levels, make it like thief, you are a tomb raider, raid that tomb with the tools and skills you have, tell the story between levels and in snippets of docs and diaries and dialogue and stuff. That would remove most scripted stuff. I started rise of the tomb raider and when i ended up in the snow there without anything i was hoping for this more of an open ended gameplay.

A sexy character can be a feminist icon. It's just that for a long time most female charters where also sexualized, so now people view non-sexual characters as "better"

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>Vidya women
Real girls that like horses also love their dicks user

To be fair most videogame characters are mass murderers. Leon and Chris killed hundreds of innocent villagers, many could have been saved.

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The games have the bad habbit of setting something up just to immediatley discard it.

They play up that survival shit in all three games and it lasts for about 20 minutes before they devolve into Uncharted clones again.

More stealth
More ass
That's it. No one wants clumsy puzzles in games anymore, they weren't good or difficult back then and they aren't now.

What happened to her boobs? I've seen literal 12 year olds with more tiddy than that.

Give it back to Crystal Dynamics rather than shitty Eidos Montreal.

Doubt that

No I honestly really have.

>give it back to the people who made it into a shitty Uncharted-copy instead of an exploratory platforming game with ocassional fighting, and who ruined her character and looks

pleb fucking shit

It can't. Their priorities were fucked from the start. The only reason anyone has ever paid attention to this shitshow of a trilogy is because they want to fuck the main character, and that's it.

Congrats, Eidos, you're shit at games but decent at making a model half the SFM animators want to see fuck a horse.

Without proof Imma have to call you a liar there

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Egyptian themed adventure with all the thematic stuff. Semen is life force, Lara can defeat men and mummies by draining their semen. Libido is magical power, sex gives Lara a temporal boost and experience points to shape her into the true Tomb Raider. Thoth is a sex crazy nerd and god of magic, he will help Lara from time to time if she solves his magical puzzle (yes, it involves Lara servicing him).

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EIDOS MONTREAL
HIRE
THIS
MANNNNNNN

NuLara is cute

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HELLO
WHICH TR GAME SHOULD I GET FROM THE STEAM SALE

Her model has been put to use in certain videos, it's the best that can be done.

Fuck you Uncharted 2 is gamekino

horses

>Eidos
>eidos still exists
nigga what? Ive not heard of them since project IGI 2

Nah, they just don't want you to see the goods. If they were gonna make her a feminist icon she'd probably kick ass in the games instead of being a wet noodle.

I work at a supermarket around the time mothers come shopping for dinner with their kids, and once in a blue moon, you see a sweet little schoolgirl with huge breasts. I know how everyone will react, especially here of all places, but when you're there and see how sweet and loving they are with their mothers, it really is sad. In a few years I'm sure they'll be happy about it, but where they are now, it just makes them stick out to all the other little kids and you see lots of grown men staring at them.

One is legit the better game. Love how it turns into a horror shooters at the end.

Yikes, where are her hips?

In the past

>NuLAra an Iconic badass

Was that before or after she spent her whole game crying and being snuff porn fuel? Because from what I see it, OG Lara was smarter, stronger, more confident and way more competent

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Used to be a cashier, never saw any 12 year old with big breasts. I did see many dressed as sluts.

I said once in a blue moon, I should have said just twice. Maybe it really is very rare. In fact it was probably the same girl twice, happened too far apart for me to remember.

>snuff porn fuel
You say that like it's bad. NuLara did more for my dick than old hag lara and let's not kid ourselves, doing things to dicks was the only purpose of old Lara as well

Give her a way better characterisation and better actress.
She's written and portrayed horribly.

Bigger tits

This last game looks like a fucking joke. She's always making derpy faces and playing dress ups that don't look very appropriate for adventuring. Has cultural appropriation been called out? It's very problematic.

>Horse ruined so many vidya women for me
That's a funny way to say Coach.

LAU trilogy.

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need to add lara cameltoe

Yeah, I love how they discarded shorts because they're not "practical", but wearing those sandals for rock climbing is fine.

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By making her into an official beastiality porn icon

Make a weg out of her character

>he likes his girls to be incompetent failures
i'm sorry you were born gay

Was really hoping for her and Sam to hook up in the second game, but nope all new characters and different story. Each game felt like starting all over. Keep that shit in zelda I want a progressing story.

There is no such thing as sexualized. Human beings are sexual by nature.
Exactly, does no one remember how OG Lara ignored all attempts at flirtation, lived alone, and cared only for her life's work and passion?

>Coach
>ruining anything

>finish the previous trilogy back to back
>Legends was fun
>Anniversary was great
>Underworld's engine raped it
>start new games
>2 hours deep
>finished the first tomb & smashed some wolves

I am so in love with this new Lara. But I think I got the new version with the altered looks.

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>reboot confident character into total rapebait
>is now a feminist icon

I don't understand.

THIS. You gotta play the second trilogy. Iz gud.

I will never understand how fucking delusional the anons that praises the old Lara design as something other than a blown up bimbo model that looks like it came straight out of Sadpandas 3D section.

I don't even hate it, it's just so strange seeing anons constantly making mental gymnastics every time we have these threads about how her old model wasn't just created to be fapbait for zoomers going through puberty..

Played Tomb Raider and just recently finished RoT and i enjoyed both quite a lot with the exception that the writing being B-tier and RoT lacking the amount of combat that Tomb Raider had, but it's not like I ever played these games for the writing or story.

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>gameplay is top notch
>killing like a rambo
>top notch
if you have top notch in term of platforming, puzzles and tomb raiding for Tomb Raider, that would be awesome.

The problem is that the engine does this AAA TPS bullshit where it doesn't actually let you step or jump on anything if it doesn't lead to an objective.
I feel like I am in a fucking museum, "look at this table with all the candles and shits but DON'T touch".

I want to jump on the table and spill all the shits and plates and props.. I want to be able to push things that do nothing.

That is really fun to do. The WItcher 3 has a lot of this freedom and works better as a TPS with freedom.

I miss this in these games, even when there was nothing to find I would still feel immersed by being able to jump and walk on anything I could see around.

Why are plebs so impatient to figure out things for themselves.

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>Lara gets breastcancer in both sides but defeats it
>Her breasts are removed in the process
>She gets giant implants instead
Easy

Because she wasn't fapbait for zoomer, that's current Laura. She was fapbait for millenials. Yea Forums will defend what they prefer jerking off to, whether that be big blocky barbie doll tits or ryona and horse.
Feminists love being abused during sex.

By yet another reboot. What's this, the 4th reboot now?

I support /lara/ threads.

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>I will never understand how fucking delusional the anons that praises the old Lara design as something other than a blown up bimbo model that looks like it came straight out of Sadpandas 3D section.

Because it's actions that define a character and old any issues the old Lara design had can be blamed on the technology. You can make the new one as bland looking as you want she's still not nearly as engaging or interesting a character.

Her face on the second trilogy looks like a hooker too, but damn that 3D modeling of the rest. Especially Underworld.

>The problem is that the engine does this AAA TPS bullshit where it doesn't actually let you step or jump on anything if it doesn't lead to an objective
This is my problem with most games now. It's like there are no physics, only context.

I don't fap to Lara, I genuinely like her.

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I work as a rad tech and that's when I saw her. I didn't get a selfie with her and her dad and her boobies.

Make her naked

This just reminded me of Donut drake for some reason.
And how they removed it because no fucking fun allowed.

Actually make it feel like the other TR games prior to the shit reboot.

How is it that Rise looks graphically better than Shadow?

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>how fucking delusional the anons that praises the old Lara design as something other than a blown up bimbo
are you me?
I grew up with the original games but Lara became a bimbo real quick
nu-lara hits all my buttons since I'm a softie for hapa girls and she has the look for sure, shadow really polished her up

sure her body could be a lot more than it is but they got her face down 100%, unusually attractive but not unrealistic
good shit

Eidos are a bunch of canadian hacks.

with another reboot

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>feminist icon
>first game is some sick fuck dev's rape/guro/snuff porn extravaganza

old lara
>difficult game
>the character makes it look easy with stylish flips, and that's just normal gameplay
new lara
>ezpz game
>the character has trouble going through cutscenes with button input (i forgot the technical term for this shit) without tripping and falling.
old lara >>>>> shit > new lara

She needs her confidence and sex appeal back

not with tattoos

>tattoos

>Human beings are sexual by nature.
This is true. They "unsexualize" her in the sequels.
Humans are supposed to be naked, and the closer we all get to that, the happier we become.

Because sexy Lara was cool. Just look at the art on the cover of Tomb Raider 1. She's confident, she's sexy, she's got guns akimbo. Yeah she's not afraid to flaunt her titties but if she doesn't like you and you try anything you're getting both barrels. Nu Lara is just kind of a girl protagonist, can't really say anything special about her.

>Humans are supposed to be naked
wouldn't we have fur everywhere instead of clothing if we were meant to be naked?

We did, and some still do.
It wasn't really needed anymore after we started wearing other animals' fur and lighting fires for heat, so I guess it was phased out by natural selection. If the global temperature keeps rising, we can finally go back to being naked.

We evolved to have very little hair to keep us cool as we ran, hence why we are capaple of running much further than any other animal of the planet.

>Human beings are sexual by nature.
So a nun and a girl wearing short shorts are equal in sexual terms since both are human?

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>One is legit the better game
game flow, control, level design, weapons and boss fights are all done better in U2 there is literally no reason to like U1 more.

>He doesn't want to fuck a nun

yes, duh

Rise does look great.

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who cares

I'm sorry, most nuns I've met are old and decrepit. But most people here probably think of a sexualized nun because of porn.

She runs around barefoot like in Underworld.

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Bring back shit from older games.

>shift story focus from lara melodrama to adventure/setting
>make changes to combat
>more shrines

Rise is an aliased mess though. They fixed the aliasing issue in Shadow and it looks great. also, Rise ran like ass

>Rise ran like ass
Probably because they ran overboard with some of the graphics, which would also explain why some things look better in Rise. But overall, I'm happy with the changes
Eidos are one of the most competent devs at least in terms of technicality

In that case the nun would have been desexualized.

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Should i pick up Shadow on the stream sale? i liked Rise

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sure, it's more of the same

she stops using the Bow and arrow shit
seriously why do so many games have such a hard on for that shit?

Someone should recycle and modernize the design from the originals, just too see how it works. Keep the precise platforming, and grid style 3d maps, all tomb explorin, killing wild animals, and solving actual puzzles.
Nothing else really plays like the original 5 Tomb Raider games, someone else has to try it.

Ok but shadiw looks like 2013 tier, graphically.

No, it's trash.

I hate how her face keeps changing every game

>make it BotW

why

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are you

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lying on

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>innocent villagers, many could have been saved.
They'd still be Spanish, they're better off dead than that.

the internet

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how is lara so pretty?

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Okay you BTFO me. But why does it look so weird when you post pictures of Lara in Shadow? It's like, I dunno, it feels as if Rise Lara has better hair and stuff.

NuLara is fine the games are just mediocre and boring.

maybe because lara's hair was one of the things they went overboard with in rise. and lara in general was too detailed and it probably hit the performance too much so they had to tone it down. I'm just guessing though

It really looks worse than rise. It looks so mushy and muddy

Lara looked better in rise for sure

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You obviously didn't play the other nuLard games, faggot. Why even spew your retarded opinion?

that's probably the aliasing, which you can turn off. a bit mushiness is much better than blinding aliasing, trust me.

Her head is way too big in Shadow

Doesn't matter anyway, the devs did say this reboot was going to be a trilogy, so now with Shadow out of the way, it's over.

>There is no middleground between a uncharted clone and a botw clone
Also botw combat was not great
I like the linear story/zones, but having some more puzzle/variety in shrines is great

got hard , no joke
holyyyy shit

I didn't like Shadow, the previous games are fine, but Shadow felt too much like a tunnel, feels like you just run down a tube, all game long. Also the part where you have to dress up is plain annoying.

They first said TR13 will be standalone. Then they changed it into a trilogy. Might change again, as long as the shekels are coming in.

Artist?

The one-hit-kill bullet time attacks ruined the game for me. And don't say "just don't use it" they made it impossible to dodge the enemies without it.

Yes

Shadow is ok.
You kill too many people in rise.

>he can't recognize detomasso

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New Lara has no athleticism or grace, she isn't cool like old Lara was.

Glad to know I'm /pol/ for not liking tattoos

does new lara have a funny face?

what the fuck is that eyeliner width

I love how grimy and covered in filth she is in TR2013

The whole cloth progression throughout the game was really great. Too bad they dropped it in the future installments.

The final boss battle in Shadow was fucking awful. Really left me with a sour impression of that game, which was otherwise fun (and beautiful).
>cutscene plays as lara witnesses the big bad use the magic dagger to make himself invulnerable
>has all the time in the world to just fucking shoot him there and then before he uses it, but noooope
>now there are four pillars, obvious requirement to destroy them all to make the boss vulnerable, so far so generic but whatever
>there are also guards skulking around
>spend several minutes prancing over trees and ledges to silently eliminate them all
>finally go hit the first pillar
>800 billion additional guards appear from nowhere
>can't help but feel that the game isn't just badly designed, but actively hates me and wants me to be frustrated
>in the end, best solution is to ignore the guards entirely and just sprint to each stone
>vulnerable boss is a bullet sponge. upon taking enough bullets, lara stabs him but is too retarded to dodge out of the way and/or stab him again
>repeat the whole thing, rule of three
>cutscene plays where lara, who has been firmly established as both a psychotic mass murderer and someone with excellent reason to hate this guy, suddenly feels sorry for him and apologises as he dies in her arms
Fucking fuck this stupid fucking game. With apologies for quoting a TV personality, it was an aggressive waste of my time. They just didn't care.

Considering both main ex-Eidos studios are now doing the Avengers game and Square-Enix seem to have pretty much given up on the Eidos properties, i doubt we'll see more TR in the future.

(Me) (Cont'd)
Also- I'm aware that dismissing the whole game as a waste of time contradicts my earlier statement that it was "otherwise fun and beautiful". I feel conflicted about the game as a whole- there were quite a lot of enjoyable moments, but I wouldn't recommend it overall.

>cutscene plays where lara, who has been firmly established as both a psychotic mass murderer and someone with excellent reason to hate this guy, suddenly feels sorry for him and apologises as he dies in her arms
Blame Uncharted, they barely tried to deconstruct the whole sociopathic hero trope in the second game and ever since they just shrugged and went "oh well, our fans don't care so let's keep going with Nate being a mass murderer with no repercussions whatsoever".

Zoomers FEAR this

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They just need to add Ray tracing to rise and I'll never touch shadow again

In general, though, I'm prepared to accept that kind of ludonarrative dissonance. It's more or less unavoidable if you want to make a violent action game that still has relatable characters. The problem is that neither game Lara nor story Lara has any reason whatsoever to feel sorry for this guy. It wouldn't have been hard to fix...
>lara immediately tries to shoot him as soon as she spots him, but misses
>he therefore uses the magic knife immediately, and calls for reinforcements (explaining how more guards magically show up shortly)
>somehow make the fight slightly more interesting than "shoot him lots, stab him, repeat 3 times"
>either have the final dialogue be furious instead of compassionate, or at least set up some kind of reason that she would have mixed feelings about it

It shifts the focus into a more narrative experience, there's less combat in general but more exploring tombs and shit, if you like the idea of fighting less and exploring more go for it, otherwise it's worse than Rise and you'll never get the feeling of grandioseness as you're trapped in a lame story with a lame setting and a lame execution except two or three really cool moments
Also you're stuck with forced costumes for most of the game, if dressing up is a big deal to you
honestly only get it if you really really want more after Rise and are curious to see how the trilogy ends

>See how Lara Croft devolved from being an iconic badass to a literally who tier cheryl cole look alike uncharted clone
Ftfy

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I want to kiss her inner thigh between her shorts and the strap of a gun holster, I bet this spot is very sensitive, ha-ha.

I do remember Rise looking great but I'm not sure that screenshot is the best example (very flat lighting).

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I miss the 2013 version.

It's like 3 bucks go play it

>those knees
yeah I'm scared

i really hate nuLara... also it seems like they're making her look more and more like Alicia Vikander.

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link to the mod lads?

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I think we should simultaneously improve the combat while also putting less of it into the game. Old TR was always more about exploration, platforming, and puzzle-solving rather than combat.

I say we make the combat something like a more realistic Vanquish, or something like Max Payne but with more options and deeper melee combat while bringing the ratio down from like maybe 70% combat to 30% everything else to 50:50. Or even 40:60. If you want more combat, just give the player challenge maps they can unlock post-game with more enemy variety. Speaking of, give me more types of enemies than just humans and animals. Give me mythological creatures and shit.

>I will never understand how fucking delusional the anons that praises the old Lara design as something other than a blown up bimbo model that looks like it came straight out of Sadpandas 3D section.
Say what you will about old Lara's face compared to nu-Lara's, but the classic design is so much better than the generic shit nu-Lara rocks. At least it's, you know, distinctive.

This would help drive home the fact that she really is bloodthirsty and a badass and all the killings have made her a hardened and focused warrior. Too bad though.

>naked tummy
This is mod, right?

>old Lara was known for being a rich asshole who raided tombs as a hobby
>nuLara is known for taking horse cock
but yeah, "feminist icon", sure.

nexusmods.com/shadowofthetombraider/mods/38

holy shit is she ugly now

>Found Bigfoot
>Killed Bigfoot
>Found Ark of the Covenant
>Numerous other discoveries
>Found living T-Rex and raptors
>Found Atlantis
>Destroyed Atlantis because it was up to some fucked up shit
>Freed the ancient Egyptian god Set
>Freed Horus to fight Set
>Sealed Set away at the expense of her own life

All these moments will be lost... like tears in rain...

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The game is just too easy, make combat encounters deadly, make climbing technical with a failure rate, that means that you would have climb in manually. Make walking on edges a failure, platform jumping without rubber banding, etc.

They should hire new writers that can pull off the serious stories they are failing to do now, or go full uncharted and bring old lara personality back.

It isn't good, just pirate the shit man, why do you guys buy these bad games.

>Old TR was always more about exploration, platforming, and puzzle-solving rather than combat.
You never played the old ones, faggot.

He's right and you're not. It was 80% figuring out where the fuck to go, 10% nailing the jumps and 10% fighting.

>muttification in progress...

Lanky Croft

More good puzzles
Keep combat simple and straightforward

2013 nuLara is the best Lara. Dont at me you nerds.

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Shadow of the tomb raider would've been better if lara died at the end

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They're almost as radicalized as the /pol/ they fear and hate so much.

Tattoos are a trash filter user. You are correct.

Why did they remove boob physics in Rise/Shadow?

No he is absolutely right you bloodsucking zoomer parasite, the old games were all about the navigating the environment and surviving / avoiding dangers. It's why you felt like you were actually adventuring instead of fucking around on a set piece.

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They're not just a trash filter. They used to be, now they're a substitute for complete lack of personality. If you have them you're either trash or a corporate drone, whichever is worse.

Wrong.
It was 40%, 40%, 20% in the first game.
From 2 to Chronicles it was 40%, 20%, 40%

Lara 2013 was hot, sadly feminazi took over the industry from 2012-14 on.

She was still hot in Rise.
And then Shadow was made by canadian cucks who removed everything sexy about her.

nude and/or bimbo mode
imagine lara gettting stuck in a tomb because of her massive boobs

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>Rise Lara
>No ass
>No tits
>No curves general
>Ugly face
>The story is also boring and garbage on fire tier
Can we stop this meme? Rise is the worst TR with the ugliest Lara of the franchise. At least in Shadows they gave her some ass.

I hope you're not implying that a girl in short shorts is anywhere NEAR as sexy as a nun

Does Gamespot think clothes are all that make a woman/character or something? I actually don't understand.

I don't know. It was supposed to be their SWJ Lara but turns out nu-Lara is hotter and sexier than the old one.

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>Old TR was always more about exploration, platforming, and puzzle-solving rather than combat.
Literally nobody wants that anymore. Go play A Hat In Time or some other indieshit lmao. I don't want any BING BING WAHOO in my AAA games.

they can reboot it once more, they are getting good at that if not at much else, certainly not gameplay.

>doing things to dicks was the only purpose of old Lara as well
most of HER games were actually good.

This is how SotTR, and too many other contemporary games, see themselves: As work to be completed, not a challenge to be beaten or a world and story to experience. Anyone who has attempted a few of its pointless side quests will agree.

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Bestiality simulator. The publisher has fucked up so hard that there's no point in salvaging the IP.

>having a mental breakdown over a choice of words
lol

>NuLara
>haha, we got rid of the big titties
>oh no, she kinda looks cute, quick do something
>Rise/Shadow Lara

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SoTTR was shit.

The Rambo type gameplay. The "I must kill everyone in my path" bollocks.

Piss tier 'puzzles'.

Lara's tiny tits aside, the game was abysmal to play, and when you get to the huge ass city where sidequests open up I felt like just stabbing my eyes out.

I didn't even finish the game.

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but shadow laura is hot
i want to make her a mommy

The original Lara is a cartoon mascot. Visually exaggerated and has limited one-note characterisation that isn't really aknowledged in gameplay. I personally never found her all that erotic or sexualised because of those aspects, but reboot Lara is 100% some dev's secret porn fantasy that he miraculously never got called out on. I mean, if that's NOT the case then I don't even know. One would have to have almost no awareness to accidentally create a character like that.

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the 2013 game was pure kino, too bad every sequel to it sucked

post the video you coward

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Eidos also did this back in the day.
Difference is that they did it because it would be promotion towards the games. Literally a different time.

>The gameplay is top notch
Get the fuck out of here you fucking zoomer

How good is it guys?

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I didnt play that one but I fell the same way about the second one, whatever its called, retarded sidequests about killing a bunch of wolves in a cave etc, what am I playing? WoW? at least in WoW you level up by killing wolves in a cave but what is the point in a single player game, it feels like they just included random game mechanics without knowing why.

Not bad, but it was pretty much overshadowed by other action games at that time.

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Fuck off, child. I hate tats too, but simple paint is fine. Don't try and shit on clown girls.

So it's forgettable games ? Is it worth giving a try?

Why aren't there any good Lara Croft H-games

step 1: big tits
step 2: stop trying to make it uncharted, go for something closer to prince of persia

You have to be the most detestable kind of person

Legend is fun, anniversary is great then the new engine is a big let down, even though the textures and Lara;s model is something you gotta experience in Underworld.

Tomb raider and Rise of the tomb raider
If you like them and want more then buy Shadow

Okay then might play those after I finished RE2R

>Underworld
>Has no bosses
>Doppleganger jobs to Amanda
>Didn't save Mom
>Convoluted shitty final puzzle room whatever
Worst of the trilogy easily

Except Lara and the underwater feeling.

A character, especially the main character is meant to stick out.

This is something old Laras design achieved even with the very limited psx hardware. To this day her "bimbo" design is immediately recognizable and sticks out even in a crowd of other more "colorful" characters. For its time it was unique and had its own style and flare that was not available in other games.

NuLara is just another generic non-character with basically no distinguishing characteristics of her own. You could put her into a crowd of random pedestrian npcs and she would blend in completely. There is nothing to her that would separate her from the muck. Thats what makes her design bad, that in borderline blends into the background.

This is BTW a common problem of modern games. They try to do character driven stories but about 95% of the time fail to create an engaging character for that story. There is nothing really unique about said characters either visually or internally(a.k.a writing), they are just these distillations of nothing.

Say whatever you want about sexualized designs(whatever that means to homos like you) but at least they the characters stick out in some way, instead of making them blend into wall paint.

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and somehow this same character, Lara Croft, property owner of like a Giant mansion, she has a Butler, my impression was that she was an intellectual, strong, classy, adventurer and globe trotter

but oh, hod on 2 seconds

now Lara is a bumbling idiot causing everything in her path to crash and burn with the naivity of a 16 year old girl, who's a needlessly violent blood lusting savage suffering psycho-traumatic episodes

Nu-lara is unironically counter-feminist but you have to be smart to see it

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more abs

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Lara was great and the bike levels were neat.

this, jesus christ get a grip

TR and RoTR are unironically good. SoTR is trash tho

I wanna lick her stomach

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I honestly want to see nuLara go full villainness. The old games made some awful ludo-narrative dissonance trying to make Lara seem sympathetic while mowing down people and animals. With the reboot, they have the chance to set things right and acknowledge here as the murdering thief she is.

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>All criticisms of Squeenix TR get ignored because Nu-Lara became a porn icon

I just want to hug her and just stay close to her.

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Tattoo is paint you hypernigger

I got Anniversary and I am enjoying it a lot.

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>sympathetic
LAU Lara is selfish and a fucking psycho, she doesn't even bother to hide it.

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Anniversary is the best from the LAU trilogy.
Good for you user.

Based

Keep all the mechanics but add more on top, and cut out all the collectathon garbage.

UNDERWORLD HAS NO STEAM UI AND NO F12 FOR TAKING BUTT SHOTS !!

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>Soldier somehow ragdolls kneeling
>Can't take assworship screenshots
Thanks Warner!

Getting rid of their ETHICS DEPARTMENT.

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Let me rephrase that: the devs tried to make the players feel sympathetic for Lara. The character itself was a schizophrenic mess, but it was the clear in those games.

>sympathetic
From whose perspective?

Someone link some SFM/Blender of NuLara please.

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Kys faggot retard

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Based

It cant be, it's like a ghetto uncharted now

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Easy. Bring back the athleticism and confidence of oldLaura and marry it with the more realist and toned down look and feel of nuLaura. Try to recapture the globe trotting femIndiana Bond adventure feel of the originals while keeping with the increased stakes the new games have.

Lara in a skirt and thighhighs would be hot tho

Something something RAPE IS EMPOWERING something tumblrina.

I find nuLara hotter than ever.

definitely worth a try, specially anniversary

>overshadowed by other action games at that time.
Which?

Rape horse x nu-Lara when?

Add porn as a reward every time you lose.

Lara not fighting giant snakes in Shadow was a mistake.

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Lara was like pic related, it's called being "larger than life".
Now that Lara is like Becky Lynch, wrestling is dead, and so is Tomb Raider.

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there's nothing "badass" about the nuLara, especially compared to the old one. the old Lara was the epitome of a "powerful woman" if you really want to go there.

If they're going for "realism" now with NuLara, add rape quicktime events and full sequences where the criminals who haven't seen a woman in years who wasn't a Nigerian prostitute finally have sexual access to a pretty white woman and do exactly what they would do in that scenario.

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I want to kiss NuLara, on her mouth.

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chapter where she gets giant implants
alternately she finds a magical fertility idol and gets massive tiddies

>Why are plebs so impatient to figure out things for themselves.
someone post the Dishonored playtester thing

they need to go back to the roots, and make tomb raider a clumsy horror game again like the first 3

I feel no sympathy for current Lara. I felt some sympathy for older Lara.

Where are the tits?

I'm just impressed that the writing managed to get worse as this new trilogy went on. Shadow was so unbearably bad from beginning to end in that regard.

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>no oxygen tank
nigger you what, enjoy the brain damage slag

Give Lara back to British devs.

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There really is something about the Shadow of the Tomb Raider sidequests that make them so unbelievably unappealing to complete. Aside from the optional challenge tombs, I don't think open world elements or sidequests were a good addition to this series.

Yeah putting body paint is the same as getting a tattoo.

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nuLara face is great, old Lara looked like Angelina Jolie with 10x as much botox.

By raiding actual tombs

make tomb raider underground, but with alien ruins on mars

You came home and see this in your bedroom what you will do?

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Think its time Lara got a tongue bath

Would you salvage bits of food from your turds or just go get a new burger?

You get a new burger. Fuck turds.

>All these moments will be lost... like tears in rain...

Never... they will be never lost :')

Cute feet.

More environmental puzzles, make a real decision if the combat game is about bow and arrow survivals or Uncharted gunplay, and give Laura bigger tits.

That's all it needs. Really.

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>Laura

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My autism sense is tingling.

Is she sleeping? Then why she's standing.
Is she awake? Then why she's standing in this stupid pose.
Whoever made this render should commit sudoku ASAP

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She blinked during a nude photoshoot.
Happy?

I played Tomb Raider on PS1. Game was fucking shit. Dont try to defend this.

I got the first game in the reboot series with my graphics card. It was good. Bot amazing, but good enough to do over again in Rise. Even paid 10 bucks!

The new games are fine.

The old games suck my ass.

Deal with it.

A joke I make with my buddy sleep through. We call nuLara Laura Craft.

It's clearly not blinking. Creator of this abomination couldn't tell what common sense is even if it had hit him right in the face.

>That spacing
>That shitty opinion

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Ditch the gay cringe realism.
Let her be a sexy super badass adventurer, let her use twin guns and fight dinosaurs and have all sorts of fun crazy adventures.
Let her do real platforming, fun gunplay and other arcade style mechanics.
Not saying it has to be a carbon copy of the old games but make it a proper evolution of them rather than just an uncharted wannabe.

she's still a sex icon in my eyes just not for massive titties, she's alot more of a petite frame with alright sized tits and a nice booty. I have no problem sexualizing that.

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This is the modern AAA approach.
Make a straight forward linear path, with stiff movement and just let players basically hop from one designated spot to the next on the predetermined paths.
Pretty much the only ones still focusing on fun gameplay based on good and responsive movement, true freedom and legitimate options for the players are Nintendo and indies.

Almost bought it, but I'm so fucking untrusting I checked the gameplay and saw that qte shit.

If her breasts were slightly bigger on the right it would actually be a decent comparison between the two designs if set side by side using the exact same art style.

Well legend came out in the end of ps2 era, and underworld had to compete with uncharted, so you can imagine.

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wake her up by plunging my tongue as far up her butthole as possible, wrapping my arms around her legs so she can't kick me off and continuing until she orgasms

Yeah I'm asking specifically about PS2 games.
I am a 19yo zoomer and while I played plenty of PS2, I was not yet following what was popular or not.

ugly knees in Rise

No shit, she's hot.
But she's not made for you to sexualize her.
She's made so journalists can pretend to like her because it's a fuck you to the old design which actually was made to be sexualized.
They can't outright make her ugly just yet but they tried hard to make her as unappealing as they could get away with for now.
Maybe in 10 years the next version of Lara will be even uglier and I'm sure some people will still find her hot somehow.

Prince of Persia trilogy, god of war, hitman blood money, gears of war, resident evil 4 were released at that time.
Lara is a thing from 90's, I don't think she'll be popular like that again.

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I want a playful femdom gf Lara!!

She will never be a sexy femme fatales ever again is she

nude mods

do any of the mods give her back her real figure of having huge boobs, small waist, and sexy butt along with attire that shows off her now boner inducing physique?

>painting on top of your skin is the same as putting paint under your skin
faggot

Ok thanks user. Prince of Persia is the only one that interests me.
I am playing Anniversary right now.
Are the PSX games worth checking out after ALU?

Yeah, the last revelation is quintessential TR experience and AoD(it's for ps2 though) is my personal favourite despite all the flaws.

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Is Rise worth buying? I dropped 2013 years ago, after about 7 hours into the game, because the world was colorless and bland, but I still enjoyed it some.

It's worse than 2013 in every way unless you just want good graphics and a pretty environment to explore

Not really user, they flopped for a reason

She was never a femme fatale though. Those women manipulate men with their goods, Lara just does all the work by herself.

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They flopped because publisher was too greedy and put devs at game per year schedule.

>How can nu tomb raider be salvaged?

Give it unnoticeable ray tracing. It switches at 5 seconds.

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Give her huge ass and titty meat and cheesecake it up and drop all pretenses of being a SERIOUS game.

wasn't 2013 a success and Rise too if they hadn't released it XBOX exclusive for the first year.

>mfw I remember dropping a flare down there for the first time and watched it fall for what seemed like an eternity.

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>So a nun

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and a big dick. Give her big breast and a big dick.

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You are like little baby. Watch this.

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>to iconic badass
lmao Lara Croft has never been this irrelevant.

Anal gaping too.

2013 sold 11, Rise sold 7, Shadow sold 4.
To put it bluntly, that's a devastating drop.

they have been renewing licenses and hiring for their third Deus Ex game that they said a few years back was in the pipeline after they were done with other projects.

god i hope so

They need to drop the 2deep4u super serious melodrama bullshit. I get that millennials seem to think that mental problems mean good relatable writing but it's getting real fucking old not to mention it's at complete odds with the usual tone of a Tomb Raider game. Lara should be backflipping around shooting TRex's in the face while firing out sassy one liners, not hiding behind a box crying about murdering people while murdering people in a completely jarring way that makes it evident that these reboots aren't written by someone who plays videogames.

Uncharted is done and busted. Get rid of cover shooting and bring back athletic shooting.

>I get that millennials
you get that millenials are people born as early as 1982, right? you're probably not old enough to actually be a millenial, yet you use it to describe people younger than you lol

Quick Time Events, or QTEs.