Dad walks in

Kingdom Hearts, despite it's cartoony graphics, has a very deep storyline while most Nintendo games are just, "Rescue the princess!"

>disney trash
>deep

Obsessed

Yikes-a-roni

she's cute I hope so too.

Pointlessly convoluted != Deep

Ummmm...sweetie, this is whitewashing. Please delete.

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Wait why did they make her white?

kingdom hearts is, as I see it, a 500-1000-page fanfiction.net story (written by an autistic 13-16 year old) turned into a high-budget videogame franchise.

that's part of the charm though

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nomura literally writes like a child that keeps going on and on with "and then this and then that also they this"

Go eat some dogshit

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>fanfiction.net
>no random incredibly awkward sex scenes

dropped

Only racists would complain about this.

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>people in this thread are butthurt about Ariel being cast as black in a new adaptation.

>grown men are upset that a film for little girls is changing a fictional character's portrayed ethnicity despite mermaids not being fucking real.

grow up and have sex incels.

My dad grew up with these movies, why would he walk out?

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I know, have you noticed how Hollywood keeps replacing historically black characters with gingers?

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True story. I bought Kingdom Hearts 2 day1 of its PS2 release and played the whole thing over at my friend's house in their living room.

>got to The Little Mermaid world
>friend's mom and her friends were home while this was happening

I was so fucking embarrassed, thankfully they didn't say anything. It's a pretty bad scenario to be in. You want to be ALONE during the Little Mermaid song.

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It reminds him of his troubled childhood

>dad walks in
>*BRAAAAAAAAP*
>dad walks out

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they got lost in adaptation and so what we've got are just intensely homoerotic moments.

that or their worried their parents would find out and didn't want to be "pervy XD XD" and so avoid it.

Shit dad. My dad would stay and chuckle.

>people unironically think nothing is deeper than a nintendo """"""story""""""

Because your dad was a shota who was molested by an older woman, how else would he grow up with 90s cartoons?

You are not my real dad
He'd keep farting until somebody gave him attention

I would fuck up your dad. I hate farters.

DON’T GIVE INTO THE DARKNESS IN YOUR HEART

Then you'll HATE my girlfriend!

so the same person

Only racists would change the race of an established character or celebrate the change.

CRAYOLA SCOOT

Id literally be less disappointed with my son if I saw him doing this pic then seeing OPs

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>Dad walks in
>Dad walks out
>Dad walks in
>Dad walks out
>Dad shakes it all about
>Dad does the hokey-pokey and turns himself around
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUTr

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If my son did that I'd just fuck him, I mean, not like I have anything to lose

>dad walks in
>says ">shadman"
>dad walks out

AYOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRAAAAA

>my dad grew up with these movies
>my dad
how old are you?

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Its rasicim to do that. But it's also rasicism to complain about it. Best to just not give a shit and save your rage for something that matters.

>back in my day, ariel was white!
>yeah yeah gramps, whatever you say

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>You want to be ALONE during the Little Mermaid song
jesus christ what other weird shit do you do alone

>Fat, bald dad dances the Macarena right in front of all my friends

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Racism is bad, and democrats are the real racist
We can't let Iran destroy our democracy!

>he tears up when he watches this scene
youtube.com/watch?v=s4XzlAwWkXQ

the real question is how much older his dad is, could be a teenage pregnancy

>This is all it takes to bait kingdom heart fans

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I can't believe Goofy is fucking dead

Didn't even clicked on the link and I knew it was the goofy scene

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>they'll pay for this

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>implying he isn't the one doing the farting

That too. He farts, says "achoo" and then chuckles about it.

Come on, user!
Do the Fortnite with me!

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>"They'll pay for this,"

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Thanks for the free marketing, guys.
We learned lot from Captain Marvel and how outrage can turn a garbage movie into a billion dollars.
t. the mouse

I just find it funny corporations are only doing this to widen their consumer market and literally do not care outside of obtaining your wallet, yet idiots will parade around championing Disney and others for change when they're just being a new targeted demographic for funds.

you mean nintendies right

i unironically hope that one day that will be me, embarassing my children by dancing in public

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MERMAN DAD

MERMAN

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>they just leave his fucking body there

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>dad walks in
>says to stop playing because the sports game is on

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>Dad walks in and sits down during pic related
>miss one note in the middle
>"Why are you sucking at this."

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the dad is shitfaced, don't get heavily drunk around your kids in public, that's probably why the daughter is embarrassed

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Okay, mom