Party member returns from the first game

>tfw the last 3 minutes of the movie were more interesting than the entirety of far from home

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Is this the guy from that old porn video?

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No, there's a scene where Mysterio manipulates Spidey into killing a group of african-american teens and he reveals afterwards they were all white. The movie ends on this shot as Peter cries for Uncle Ben. I mean Iron Man.

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I found endgame dull enough that I'm done with the MCU, what went wrong?

>name
Holy BASED

>protagonist and antagonist's names have 1 letter difference
back to your shithole /pedo/ - even Yea Forums doesn't want you and they're the absolute bottom of the barrel

>reduce mysterio to another disgruntled stark employee
>make spider-man a complete fucking retard in one scene and then having him be incredibly smart in another
>forcing peter to be tony 2.0 instead of spider-man.
>its obvious from the start that mysterio is the bad guy even if you didn't know who mysterio was
>the "reveal" lasts about 7 minutes too long
>every other character is useless
>typical marvel quips
the only interesting scenes are when mysterio is fucking with peter's mind and fears, blaming tony's death on him being incompetent. and mysterio giving JJJ a fake video where it pins the attack on london on peter and revealing his identity to the world

...

>make spider-man a complete fucking retard in one scene and then having him be incredibly smart in another
so every spider-man ever fuck off idiot

no, most other spider-man iterations are competent, mcu spider-man is somehow completely gullible to every red flag in existance

>most other spider-man iterations are competent
you are joking right

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I hate this "model the character after the mocap actor" direction we're going now.

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read any source material before talking to me

>>forcing peter to be tony 2.0 instead of spider-man
i have a feeling this has to do with the business side of things. Marvel has to re-up there contract with sony after the next movie to keep using spiderman as a character
A cheap solution would be to tell sony to pound sand and re-christen tom holland as something else; not necessarily Iron-man but something different
It's a bit Tinfoilhat worthy i know, just a thought

Most interpretations of Peter Parker have him squander his supreme intelligence through lack of professional effort and need to constantly quip/make jokes. Rarely ever does Spider Man get played as the idiot.

Doesn't anybody get tired of these movies

Thats why Superior Spiderman was such a breath of fresh-air. What a great run

yes hes a smart goofball as opposed to ffh spider-man where he is just a stupid selfish and gullible teenager

did retards forget spider-man uses armor and gadgets too

>he don't cry about uncle ben every movie so its sucks
come on man stop this shit you had 5 movies of that shit

He used to make them himself instead of being given all of Iron Man's

>Gives a reason to meet friends in the weekend and serves as a conversation topic for a while
>At the same time being competent and fun to watch movies
Nah

That's what I'm saying.

>Mysterio was a villain
Color me surprised.

no i said that

.

show me how the movie spider-man can make them himself

His reveal speech was actually dragged on far longer than it should have. Why do you need to explain every single step of the plan to you're own team ? Like are you autistic?

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yes he is but it still isnt a good enough excuse

the rami movies swapped the formula and he had the organic webs that shot of his wrists (ouch)
user is referring to the comics i'd assume; where Parker is a genius on the level of Stark/Reed Richards/Doom who DOES make his own shit
Spiderman big-time is a great example, but far from the only one

literally the amazing spider-man movies

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I think he may have actually been on the spectrum for this movie franchise and not just the light spectrum for his powers either.

Adult men stop watching this crap in their 20s.

You make your own conclusions.

he made them himself in the mcu too you fucking idiot

you are

you are saying stupid shit like this on here where do you think we are

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Mysterio's (and his team's) motivation for revenge is because Stark replaced them with "fucking street-shitting h1b pakis" as he puts it.

but is he still using them

why would he use outdated shit he is still using the webs he made and fool in the comics he was working for horizon labs and other times he was working for the fantastic for he has always had help making his shit

>has help vs having big daddy tony give them to you

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this was also fucking stupid
>i can't be recognized by my class cuz they'll figure out who i am
>still give him the same iconic eyes

>That's not Spider-man, that's Porch-Monkey
Jesus christ Raimi

>Shoots one web
>"Is that Spider-Man?"

same man, we watched toy story 4 last week then he suggested this, a good two weeks

going for alex jones angle?

I've been working on my own version called
Spiderman: Far from Shalom

Basically it begins with Peter Greenblatt Parker doing his nightly patrol around Israel when suddenly he spots 8 towel heads gathered around a bench with their AKs just shoving their faces full of pork & shellfish.
This gets his spider-tingle goin and he jumps in their and starts circumcising their penises with his spidey-scalpel.
Spiderman is suddenly frozen with fear when his arch-nemesis arrives on scene; MilkSteak-man
Thats the end of pt1

>Peter bring the new iron man is completely out of character
Literally happening in the comics right fucking now

This makes sense given the MCU is set in an era where newspapers are obsolete

Unless Disney has the goddamn balls to make a Spiderman/Deadpool movie, I literally do not fucking care what they do after Endgame.

I'm not sure if you think the OP image is from the PS4 game. It's a screencap from the mid-credits scene in Far From Home. Or are you saying you'd have preffered that they give J.K. Simmons a wig to resemble his Raimi appearance? Or just making a general statement about mocap in vidya (which I actually agree with)?

>Spiderman/Deadpool movie
never
Deadpool may get access to some new X-men; but they'd never bring in spidey. Deadpool pg-13 is a dead-end and the execs now it ( even Bob iger gets it)

it was good desu but if you just hate capeshit and/or hate anything that isnt raimi then dont even bother because it wont change your mind but it was way better than homecoming

why do you think that is?

This straight up looks like real life, how is Insomniac so fucking good?

youtube.com/watch?v=mlQq8RA_Qbk
Absolute kino

Looks like that "Open Your Eyes" scene from Dr. Strange.

I fucking hate what capeshit has done to modern media but you have to hand it to Marvel for giving the audience what they want. Simmons is based as fuck.

Oh you mean the comics made by MARVEL COMICS who most likely have insider info before the public regarding where the MCU is headed so they can stay ahead of it and release books that have synergy with the movies because comic books take a while to produce? YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY DUDE! WOW!

It was too short and immediately went back to shit afterwards.

>I fucking hate what capeshit has done to modern media
What did it do?

Its better then amazing spiderman 2 atleast

>Superior
>the run where everyone but Doc was a brain dead retard
>good
I know this is Yea Forums so shit taste is required but good lord man.

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Holland's SpiderMan literally made all his gadgets himself before meeting IronMan

you didn't find it dull before endgame? The only reason I stook with it for so long was because of the infinitystone storyline in the background.

>mysterio giving JJJ a fake video where it pins the attack on london on peter and revealing his identity to the world
I didn't understand what his motivation was there.
Beck repeatedly says that he would rather not kill Peter, and only is trying because Peter is a threat to the Mysterio charade. Then, all of a sudden, after the jig is up, and he's bleeding to death, he spitefully records a message painting Peter as a villain in order to ruin his life? Doesn't add up.
You could write it off as Beck being "unstable" or whatever if he were acting alone, but the bald guy (apparently) gave it to JJJ, so he's in on it.

Ok but what if Deadpool acts the same way but he keeps getting censored and really pissed off about it and that’s like a big running gag

He never cared for Peter, he was only using him to get to EDITH or to get sympathy. Everything he ever did was an act, which is fitting for Mysterio.

>He used to make them himself instead of being given all of Iron Man's
>literally the amazing spider-man movies
HE FUCKING BUYING HIS "WEB" FROM OSCORP IN THOSE FILMS

youtube.com/watch?v=7YlxDLIQWdI
1 min mark

what does that have to do with him making him own suits and gadgets? web is not a gadget.

>web is the major thing for his character
>It's not important
k

If you would compared it with original trilogy no one would said a shit, but you comparing it with ASP, which full of this bullshit as well.
Also, in MCU he made his first gadgets, web and suit himself too. Also in new movie he made his new suit himself as well.
Still a lot of Iron Man shit in them tho

there are several spider man iterations where Peter does become like Tony, but those story lines do not reveal Peters identity so soon.

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>new movie he made his new suit himself as well.
>literally uses tony's make-a-suit machine

God I’m so glad they’re doing the “all of New York fucking hates Spider-Man” thing

It’s always so good

So is Peter gonna end up being a war criminal in the same vein that Cap was after Civil War happened? Outside of Thor and the GOTG I don’t give a shit about anyone else left in the current MCU.

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Not SHIELD will fix it by the end of the next movie

That's why I wrote about IM shit as well.
Still better then ordering web from Oscorpzone

He was uninvolved. But there was a small nod to Raimi thats very easy to miss. In the background, when peter's walking with MJ, you can see a cop shooting an unarmed black man.

>buys one thing and makes the rest vs have someone make everything for him

>unarmed black man
He was armed

So you ignored that in MCU he made his gadgets, first suit and web too?

ALEX JONES BAD

all the others one did
difference is they didn't stop using their own shit

How did the movie say that? Daily Bugle showed the world Mysterio's video

because of how similar his set looked + "lynch mobbing children"

And I've already said that's I hate this shit as well, what's your point?

only cucks watch the israel cock sucker

so stop arguing with me if you agree?

I was arguing with you about that MCU Peter not creating his gadgets, which isn't true at all

shut up

get out

First one was pretty good, Vulture was handled really well, shit staining of characters can fuck off though.