Is Samus good wife material?
Is Samus good wife material?
Juan Wright
Justin Fisher
Probably.
Levi Ward
YES
Noah Flores
Realistically you would almost definitely have to be in a househusband role due to the nature of her work.
Grayson Gonzalez
>implying Samus wants a dicklet
Nathan Russell
>mole
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Jacob Martin
she's a mute autist and probably sterile due to being half bird
so yes
Ian Price
>bleaching an already white woman
Jeremiah Nelson
maybe
faggot
Gavin Watson
>sterile
Literally the best thing that could ever happen. Bareback all day everyday.
Jeremiah Jenkins
She would never be home. You would have to settle for phone sex if you wanted any intimacy.
Charles Brown
No. She is filled with weird alien parasite STDs and is never home. Also she’s canon Jewish so...
Would bang though.
James Howard
She's never home
Grayson Sanchez
Didn't this exact thread get deleted an hour ago?
Julian Jenkins
She’s shown to have a caring side, with the metroid, animals, Adam, and the Prime 3 hunters. Possibly would be a good mother. Overall she seems more dedicated to her work where she’s constantly risking her life tho
Jayden Gonzalez
Samus isn’t mute, she implied talks and directly inner monologues regularly. We just don’t see her talk much because she doesn’t typically have much to say or anyone to say it to on mission, and atmosphere.
Jaxon Flores
>Marry Samus
>Now you're rigged to explode alongside the house and probably the planet
>Pirates set up a Ridley themed prank calling machine directly to your phone that turns on every time Samus fights Ridley
>Federation force neighbors sent to fill in and protect your neighborhood are all dudebros
>Bounty price on your head is probably on the quadrillion digits now
Not worth the feather pubes. Besides she probably prefers birds anyways.
Josiah Johnson
Why does this matter? Just make Samus a robot already.
Austin Morales
She will be having sex trust me, just not with you kek.
Elijah Rodriguez
I don't think caring = good mother. Like you said Samus's work is what she's mostly about. Any relationship she has will always be second fiddle to her flirtatious relationship with death. Families are fucking hard. Made harder when you're never home and harder than that when there's no guarantee you won't be dead by the end of the next contract. I think Samus is just a natural loner. Maybe she'll take up a protege one day but that's the most I foresee out of her. Never a white picket fence with 2.5 kids and a Metroid dog
Dominic Reyes
shes not even asian
Landon Clark
No. She's taller and stronger than you. She can have her way with you and there would be nothing you can do to stop her.
Adrian Johnson
based
Colton Perry
Ethan Perry
Owen Robinson
Ethan Morris
do fatfags have a kryptonite like footfags do? i'm tired of them shitting up threads
Owen Foster
cringe
Daniel Ross
how the fuck have fatfags become more insufferable than furries, homos and footfags combined?