Any games where I can play as a balding midget?

>TFW having a history of high blood pressure and diabetes while also being 5'6
I hope my kid takes after my wife because all I can offer genetic wise is smooth and flawless skin and not balding at the age of 30

why would he only have one nipple?

He's still getting more pussy than you and hitting the back of it even at this size

Rich Evans is like a Greek god compared to this fucker.

his penis is underneath a mountain of fat, so no