Shadowbringers

>Didn't like Zenos that much in SB
>Just kind of an edgy "muh bloodshed" rival
>shinryu fight was cool at least
>starts getting more interesting when it's reveled Jobber took his body
>he's not actually dead he's just in some Elezen
>he has basically abandoned the empire and just wants to fight
>has to get his body back first
>starts going on a single handed rage against the empire
>walks right into the throne room and bitches out Jobber and sends him crying back to the moon
>then he goes full fucking mad man and kills Varus, his dad, and what is keeping the Garlean empire stable during a time of great discourse and basically usurps the throne
>all because Varus was tempted to use black rose to end the war quickly and spoil his hunt
What a fuck champ I was not expecting to be so excited to see the autist make a return

Attached: 1562197944876.jpg (1024x616, 73K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=9yuCib9jVvI
youtube.com/watch?v=AG5qx583Uys
youtube.com/watch?v=iW7b8Mo_SFU
neoseeker.com/final-fantasy-explorers/Therion
youtube.com/watch?v=YtxR97bgF-Q
youtube.com/watch?v=s9MGnYkh3bE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

DON'T

Attached: 1540137920981.jpg (250x250, 11K)

Zenos sucks and you suck for liking him

How did this make you feel?

Attached: phi57cyqyk831.png (999x522, 1.08M)

youtube.com/watch?v=9yuCib9jVvI

t. elidibus

is it impossible to get into a high end raid as a machinist?

why does it feel so hard to heal wall to wall pulls in ShB, i feel like im spamming healing instead of aoe and i even have up to level gear

Trying to spam holy on that double pull is fucking cancer. I don't even give a fuck that's a kettle.

Attached: 1561079719837.jpg (1920x1080, 206K)

Because you're no longer wearing top tier gear

this needs an edit of the 'no fear one fear' comic with him and katanas

THIS IS A KATANA FREE THREAD
DO NOT POST KATANAS ITT

trash pulls in ShB deal more damage. everything else is pretty much the same though.

So can someone explain to me what mama crystal did to save arberts world?

Best final trial

Attached: 20190705184530_1.jpg (2560x1440, 970K)

>tfw just want to stay in the First

Man I don't want to go back, most people you meet in the First are nice people that are just trying to do what they can to survive. No lalajews nor beast tribe fuckery here.

nah it's not just that they definitely require you to make more heals in this one than they did in SB, which is good. There were rarely situations I couldnt top off an aoe blast with a single assize in SB. I'm actually taking advantage of Plenary Indulgence/Medica II/Afflatus Rapture combos for a big wombo combo aoe heal

Attached: 1540266595781.jpg (567x567, 16K)

Was his design intentionally supposed to look similar to Zodiark? Kinda loses the Hades feel when he transforms.

Fuck Hydaelyn and FUCK katanas

>Even the meme fat cat is pretty fucking great

Attached: G41Bless.gif (500x500, 750K)

>tfw I'll have to argue with my grandkids that the best final fantasy was an mmo from the '10s instead of the 50th anniversary mashup of 7, 10, 22, and MAXv3.

youtube.com/watch?v=AG5qx583Uys
you DID get the orchestrion roll, right?

>he can't handle the Lala bantz
Bullied so hard he had to switch worlds lmao

>22
22 fucking sucked

If you're not playing "Mortal Instants" I'll kick you out of your own house.

how the FUCK does autism make someone so strong?

Attached: 67543.png (786x942, 649K)

The VR sex scene with a cactuar was little out of place, but otherwise it was an OK throwback to 17.

The Hunt.

>13 years and Barry is STILL mad

Attached: 1560284633079.png (500x410, 308K)

yeah 27 was much much better. better characters better story.

Attached: 1557260814595.jpg (600x800, 169K)

youtube.com/watch?v=iW7b8Mo_SFU
is there an orchestrion roll for this somewhere?

Why is his mask so gross

Go away XXIII-kun, your game was shit.

BECAUSE TANKS CAN'T READ THEIR FUCKING TOOLTIPS

Attached: 1555830736227.png (358x241, 35K)

so which clases are going to be excluded from tryhard content? I don't want to level something that isn't going fit the meta and be rejected from the top guilds.

>Going through duty roulette
>Our tank is a lightning cosplay sprout as a GNB
>She's actually pretty good as a tank
I still have FF13 though

I think for zone music, you have to complete 60 FATES in whatever zone you're trying to go for.

Hades > Shinryuu > Knights of the Round > lahabrea and omega.
Funnily enough matches them chronologically as well as in quality/aesthetics.

boy they were really optimistic about their release schedule back when they released HR, weren't they?

>tfw getting easy money because people are trying to level their crafting classes

I'm making a few million a day without much effort, this is pretty great.

That mask is badass stfu

Reminder that Thancred is sending a 13 year old little girl into battle against monsters and shit armed with nothing more than a thin dress and small daggers.

>Astrologian cards are all basically the same fucking thing now

I get why they did it, but I'm but I'm not so sure this was a great solve. Guess I'll just swap to WHM.

Attached: prayer.jpg (600x871, 136K)

Well the WoL is also pretty much powered by Autism soooo

Is that a weaponized kettle?

tbf I had to read that a few times to realize slow meant slow, and not heavy

Me and my first friend Zenos

>wanting to play with people that concerned with the meta in the first place
You're not getting paid to play this game, just enjoy yourself for fucks sake.

>Lack of overgearing
>Healers overall healing for less than they used to with oGCDs
>Tanks losing AoE attacks that heal

I think there's been tank nerfs as well, but I can put my finger on it. I did Bardam's Mettle earlier today in full Scavean, I couldn't even pull two packs without exploding. I had dug up old screenshots I had, and in the few I could find I had almost 9k (46k vs 37k) extra health in BM with synced gear, though I was comparing DRK and PLD to GNB. That might only affect old dungeons though, perhaps it was changed so they sync down further.

*unsheathes katana*
Your move Elidibus.

It'd be a decently accurate time frame if they didn't make two fucking 13 sequels

I wish Tittytania dropped two weapons, we keep getting new jobs so the chance of getting yours is less and less. Also Innocence drops like 4 accessories and those aren't each unique to one job.

yeah? think back to when minfilia would send him out to scout out fucking ifrit with nothing but a coat and some daggers.

I think its him getting revenge at some level.

>Wedge and Nero literally had a kettle arms race

AST for sure. DNC is apparently disappointing too. WAR will depend on how much Holmgang can cheese.

Wedge had to express his cuck rage some way

what does arms length have to do with damage mitigation?
all it does is ignore knockback mechs

>go to the lala only building to do some comfycrafting
>autists keep bombarding it with the magitek mount and it wont stop shaking

Attached: solus.png (908x763, 1.31M)

This. Ignore screeching meta faggots in NA that try to clear day one with backwards strats and weird party comps to squeeze out 1% more dps on a parse.

If you want to raid that badly, look in party finder. Literally just join any group of idiots and learn. When you got a handle on the fight, put up your own PF and cull anyone too stupid to at least be taught the fight. Get your clears that way. It's more fun than putting up with a static.

Does Barry ever shitpost in the 14 threads?

how would this help with giant pulls? does it make a barrier similar to benison or something?

you...did get your full frog suit and frog mount...right?

Read it again.

no, I've dealt with more discrimination playing a mch than living as FtM.

It makes you realize how much the lalafells fucked things up in our world. No beast tribe myth and our beasts would be a lot nicer. It makes me wonder what problems each of the shards have. Ours is primal summoning, the first seems to have little of that issue before the light rushed in. Then again I imagine primal summonings are kind of a universal concern as it's what caused the original calamity in the first place (not quite primal summonings but creating something from "Nothing").

I was expecting the Rak'tika empire, I forget their name, to be some kind of Allagan analogue and that the final city in the tempests was their ruins. Until I got to the tempests when I saw the map outline I expected that, but you quickly gather the tempests are Ascian ruins. Still, I was expecting Atlantis or a series of hallways carved into a mountain. Turning that corner and seeing Art-Deco 1930s Ascian homeland was the biggest fucking shock I could have imagined.

Slows down enemies. Slower enemies = less damage.

He pays us a visit every now and then ever since XIV got XV crossover.

He would honestly do that and more for her if she just asked

Attached: 1560247588838 (2).png (963x207, 138K)

None unless you're part of a really autismo FC or static or are going for world first records. You will be able to do savage content as any class unless everyone runs the exact same class I guess and that's a maybe.
Knowing how to actually play and do the most damage you can is more important. People just blame it on less meta classes when they just suck ass. There's a reason why that japanese Dark Knight player gets quoted all the time.

and they inadvertently invented quantum kettleing

Best everything. Compare the level 71, 61 and 51 dungeons.
Literally where does ShB fail?

You did get your trusts to 80 and already leveled at least 4 combat jobs to max right?

here comes the air plane. whenever an enemy hits you, they get affected by slow, meaning they hit you less often.

honestly i didnt even know it had this effect. i've just been using it to avoid knockbacks. thanks

no need for trusts at 80 but i do have 2 combat jobs at 80

Thancred surviving his instanced fight and not killing evil old thancred there and then

3
BLM, SMN, and RDM soon to be GNB

>Have to swap to healer because tank queues are dead

Attached: 1553304803311.png (698x809, 209K)

I thought KOTR was the best fight due to how flashy it was and the music was amazing.

So I just finished SB and i'm taking a small break before continuing with the post-SB quests. Should I keep following the MSQ and then go back later to unlock every optional raid/dungeon/whatever or should I go for those first?

Fucker ain't getting away from having to explain to F'lhaminn that her daughter is never coming back, and has been replaced by a cute, young red headed lookalike

Attached: 1562372859152.png (967x420, 297K)

Only if you suck. You do kill the dummy's before joining a group right?

Attached: 31XXrujiD8L._SX425_.jpg (425x410, 9K)

I want to pat Minfilia’s head.

Which head?

>Materialize Ardbert's axe
>Just fucking chucks it through Emet-Selch
At that moment, playing Dragoon felt fitting.

Attached: ffxiv_07022019_222956_733.png (1920x1001, 1.37M)

Lali-hoooooo!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EHMET THE KATANAS ARE BEING POSTED AGAIN HELP ME!

Deep dungeons for 71-80 when

why the fuck am I getting massive deja'vu with this post and its replies?

can't wait for all the dwarf porn

Here you go.

Attached: onefear.png (1280x567, 856K)

>skalla chest

nice

What's the best way to get from 70-71 if I blew all my roulettes? Is it gonna be castrum like how great gubal was the best for 60-61?

is he /ourdorf/?

Attached: 1532387591085.png (1181x1071, 1.1M)

Beats me, I did post the arm's length tooltip before. A lot of people don't realize it can be used to mitigate damage now.

No Feo Ul minion.
No Story Mount.
No Fat Cat Dress Up clothes.

based

Do FATEs for shared completion and crafting mat dosh.

>Couldn’t properly greet others because he was a shut-in that liked tinkering with automatons
>Has an anxious fear that everyone’s judging him
>Has to have his mom send him a friend to bring him out of his shell
Definitely /ourdwarf/

Jesus that fucking plot twist in the healer role quest. Who saw that coming?

Here you go user
FUCK

Attached: Ascian Comix.jpg (1280x567, 427K)

You guys need to stop shitposting about Elidibus. He's the last Ascian Paragon and probably the final boss of the series, not that stupid faggot Zenos. I didn't even want to win against him anyways.

I don't get this mining shit at all. Do I just do discerning eye > impulsive appraisal 2 and repeat?

Attached: 20190702221434_1.jpg (2560x1440, 713K)

So will our character ever be in mortal danger ever again? The light corruption arc was actually kino.

that's the better choice between the two

>Urianger
>Thancred
Why the fuck can't (you) give her headpats in the story?

Because fucking lalafells exist.

Urianger gets way too much shit for no reason.

Attached: stop_the_styko_bullying.png (1281x360, 422K)

>final boss of the series
Nah, that'll be whatever caused the world ending shit. The whole "planet becoming ill" shit gives me serious Jenova vibes.

because lalafell ruin everything

What do we do for exp for 70-80? Fates give hardly anything and i been grinding them all day only got 2 levels after hours of grinding.

It's too much work to just have an alternate standard animation for lalafells please understand all our budget goes to hildimeme

Hades didn't dab on shitters as hard as Shinryu.
Gay job balancing

Limited animations, please understand

Attached: (((lalafell))).jpg (807x1079, 140K)

Is it possible to be a Male Au Ra and avoid the stereotype of being an edgelord weeb?

why? are you saying hobbits ruined LOTRO?

How are her daggers staying in place?

Only if you avoid nigger colors like the plague.

Attached: shadowzoomer.jpg (167x238, 18K)

Hey guys, I brought my katana

No, just revel in being the edgy weeb dragon lad

shoha it in your bum m8

AHHHH EMET HELP THIS AUTIST WONT SHUTUP ABOUT SOME "HUNT"

They would need to make a different animation for every single different height in the game. Not just for lalafe..s

Take it easy Elidibus not every Katana is out to get you

post some cool looking Hrotgar, I rarely see one in game

>dude everyone needs to be niiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeee and kind and friendly and
>he can't handle the jew bant
How does it feel being the most boring and thinskinned bitch on the planet

I really hope they don't build up Zenos as a major antagonist again. It's fine if he's just here as a plot device and he's going to get killed for real in the patch stories, but I don't want another expansion where he's the main bad guy. They've already pretty much explored the extent of his character, and also we've not only kicked his ass, we've kicked his ass while he was fused with a fucking god dragon, so it's not like they can sell him as a credible threat to us anymore.

your hiding in the lalahouse when this guy appears before you
what do you do

Attached: ffxiv_07052019_210257_801.png (1920x1080, 2.2M)

Become a chuuni male au ra kind of like Magnai or that one guy in Rak’tika

Honestly, Hades being as "difficult" as Shinryu would've been frustrating as retards ruin the absolute amazing build up repeatedly wiping to the dumbest fucking shit.

He tries sometimes but this image usually shoos him away

Attached: Omegacompare.png (1798x958, 221K)

no one can understand him except us because of the echo, so they don't really know what the hell he's talking about enough to know he's up to shenanigans

This is a pretty nice board you guys got here. It *is* a Katana free board right? Just wondering... no reason really...

Attached: elidibus.jpg (1200x596, 64K)

Attached: afadgadgadga.png (1294x843, 1.66M)

conversely it doesn't feel like a grand fight if you're mopping the floor with him

I'm tempted. They look good in heavy armor and I kind of like the unpopular run animation

Gaius should change his job.

I certainly agree, it felt underwhelming.
The problem ultimately comes down to the retards that play this game and how much they struggled and bitched about Shinryu.

>have her sitting down like with urianger so lalas can reach
>put the camera close enough that you can't see the ground
>move her and the player up or down a little bit so the pat connects

>wanting to deal with a race that cause nothing but suffering
>aside from like 2-3 lalafel, most of them have no revelance in the story anyway
>and the ones that are antagonistic with their "bantz" gets their ass kicked or do stupid shit that gets them killed

it's okay you didn't have the 18 dollars to switch to a non-lala race

>Why yes, I do play as a female Lalafell, how did you know?

Attached: 1559588618113.jpg (859x960, 224K)

i'm lv 43 and i need to be 44 to do the next MSQ, what's the best way to do this, duty roulette?

Attached: 1498623111237.gif (400x400, 1.11M)

I've had my eyeful of "nice people doing what they can to survive" in mhigger side quests, thanks. Unconditionally nice people aren't interesting characters.

What's up, bro? You do have Fisher at 80 by now right?

Attached: 1536450594471.jpg (832x1000, 51K)

Roulettes always take priority for exp, then whatever your highest level dungeon is when all your roulettes are used up.

Thoguhts on new SMN? feels pretty fun, firing deathflares and akh morn really often

quests, roulettes

You're a grotesque mockery of the human form.

Again, 0 height lalafell doesn't have the same arm reach as a 100 lalafell and same for every other race.

I'll start leveling fisher when I start leveling culinarian.

I don't like how pets became oGCDs for SCH and SMN both.

Attached: 1522897466175.gif (230x250, 1.81M)

Well, that was a pretty fun couple of days. See you guys again in two years when there's something else to talk about.

Doing the roulettes usually gives more exp than other content. Guildhests is pretty terrible exp though, not quite sure why they're still in the game.

Lalaniggers ruin everything

Attached: 1562347783973.png (1920x1080, 2.59M)

No need to be like that, man.

Is Gaius voiced by the Roose now?

Attached: Roose-Bolton-game-of-thrones-38435412-540-779.jpg (540x779, 390K)

ooh shit, i dont even have it in my bar..... jesus chrost,

no reason to be so insulting about lalafels user.

Yeah

Attached: MinDancer.webm (1082x1044, 1.89M)

>main SCH
>love the oGCD playstyle, not too bothered by the changes, but kinda miss the priority system
>decide to try out WHM for fun
>not much priority, just keep oGCDs on CD, then spam GCD heals
I won't lie, they're pretty boring.
I don't know healers enjoy such a basic class.

Attached: ee71b6fc3ed5bdd5702911ba1bc14ff4.jpg (262x438, 20K)

Yummy breasts.

autism... the answer is always autism

>tfw RDM didn't really change much aside from them giving them some AOE stuff and another combo action after Verholy/fire

guess I can't complain

And here we have the Scholar coping period.

The simplicity is balanced out by the spontaneity and responsibility required of them in raid content.

Attached: MinDancerBStance.webm (1102x1044, 2.86M)

at least you're not nin

EMET HELP ME
HE HAS A KATANA
PLEASE HELP

Give us a Fat Cat Dancer.

Attached: 2hu.webm (576x430, 1.79M)

her head looks very tiny stapled onto a normal sized body

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I can't fucking make up my wind on what melee DPS to level I used to like SAM but now I feel that the job is slow with a bad flow now that hagakure is gone, MNK lost most of its oGCDs and DRG is just kinda slow in general. Ninja has the worst god damn animations in the game. Does any of the former 3 get better than it seems between 70-80 because I need some help to commit.

Attached: 1381921996592.gif (256x202, 334K)

>rich lalafel of Ul'dah
>whoa they're making power plays for money who knew
>lalafel merchant
>whoa, they're trying to make money through unethical ways who knew

that's like 95% of the lalafel cast

>anime avatar
intro the trash

they just need to lower ikishoten to 30 seconds and replace shoha with

ShB has a weaker 2nd act than HW. Compare the one-two punch of The Aery and The Vault with the random generic dungeons ShB throws at you in the midgame and the anticlimactic end for Ran'Jit and Eulmore.

BREAKING NEWS: THE ASCIANS HAVE TAKEN OVER GARLEMALD
"OKAY" SAYS ZENOS

Attached: okay katana.png (540x263, 297K)

The Jesters and Ranjit got shortchanged. Eulmore really should have been a dungeon or at least have Ranjit be a trial.

what the fuck was this quest
did i doom these people

Attached: 20190705212449_1.jpg (1680x1050, 384K)

>want to be cat daddy
>fantasia to hrothgar
>all helmets and hats outside of total head replacements are unavailable
>don't care about faggy corsages or glasses, might have a monocle for crafting glam
>face/mane clips through every chest piece that has a collar
>that awful run animation
Fuck I am sick of the males in this game getting the short end of the stick, at least Viera have decent animations and much less clipping despite sharing the same headgear problem.
Really tempted to just fantasia into a highlander girl or something.

Attached: cr1553159201638.gif (602x476, 89K)

What the fuck are they gonna do with Elidibus? Like he bitched out against a guy with a katana. A really autistic guy with a katana but still.
He's probably gonna possess Varis or something if he's really dead.

Maybe. They also may have just been fucking with you. It really could have gone either way.

>pixies
>people

Yes, you turned them into fucking beavers for a less than 20% of a level. Happy with yourself?

I don't like this new true north at all. Just give me the old long time back.

Fae is some serious shit man

And what makes you think spamming broil while using ogcds to heal was fun? SCH plays like a SMN lite with ogcd skills that barely require a brain to manage due to the low cooldowns.

They're fae, they probably really enjoy the novelty of the whole thing.

the fuck is wrong with you

This shit hit me hard.

Attached: ffxiv_07052019_184610_566.png (1920x1017, 1.77M)

Attention dancer shitters
There is no point in making another dancer your dance partner, just fuck off

fuck I was definetly going for cat stripper, but this post is discouraging me

I love my Chocobo too

You monster.

Is there a dancer that is not a shitter? Haven't seen that yet.

>Ardbert was listening the whole time but couldn't let Seto know that he was...

Attached: 1525898348664.gif (500x275, 365K)

I hope my chocobo loves the clothes I dress it up in as much as seto loved that medallion

Elidibus probably made the right call. He realized how terrible he was at combat and just said fuck it when confronted against a real foe. Fighting the Warrior of the Light taught him that much.

>at the very, very end of it all, Ardbert managed to save his world
11/10 plotline

>gotta level all DoW/DoM for an Amaro

Why Yoshi why

Attached: 1559516359186.png (325x300, 87K)

I always race to pick whatever Melee DPS I can see. I'm uncertain if there's no melee option though. Is it a waste to pick a ranged? What's the move there?

That part was amazing. You know you're a hero when even your horse defends you.

Attached: 1534852647280.png (1920x1080, 1.84M)

that zone is actually pretty fucked collectively if you look past the glittershit

Better than those stupid fucking crowns. I've NEVER seen anyone wear a cheevo crown.

Oh no, Elidibus got him!

>gotta level all DoW/DoM for an Amaro
Where do I get one?

He just fucking told you how.

This got a chuckle out of me

Attached: IMG_20190704_210910.png (415x309, 104K)

THE FOURTH DOOM HAS APPEARED

Attached: samurai_moon_1_1x.png (400x300, 591K)

They said a few months back there would be 9 dungeons at launch. There are only 8. Eulmore was probably a dungeon that got cut for dev time and would have featured the undercity seen in the intro cinematic.

Hes over 100 year old, can I /ss/?

Attached: file.png (1074x995, 1.97M)

Which is more fun: DRK or WAR?

>1.0
>lalafels exist
>unmitigated disaster of a game, one of the worst games in gaming history
>2.0
>lalafels still exist
>90% boring filler of a game
>still to this day a giant brick wall blocking new players from the game
>3.0
>lalafels technically exist, but no major characters are lalas
>pure kino expansion. Contends with the best single player games in storytelling quality
>4.0
>devs decide to include more lalas like pipin
>downturn of the series, long boring stretches
>5.0
>lalas deleted, replaced with far superior dwarves
>high point of the series, actually a contender for best story in a 30 year history

I think we all recognize the pattern here

>12.2k without the partner because the DNC partnered the sub 10k dps DRG
DNC is slowly entering SB RDM territory in my eyes in which every single one is immediately disregarded as a massive shitter who has 0 clue what's going on.

Attached: 1474071469594.jpg (550x693, 42K)

Have you read the Heavensward ones? Particularly Nidhogg Extreme.

It was dumb of me to expect the WoL to be the punished one given we exist as a kind of camera given some agency, it's those around us who are the vessel for storytelling. So it was so hard seeing punished Ardbert. And it made the revelation of him being your reflection, a part of you and you a part of him, all the more poignant.

Also what the fuck was the point of that boss at the end of the last MSQ dungeon. I loved that dungeon but the Chthonic Riddle Therion didn't really wait a fucking second.

neoseeker.com/final-fantasy-explorers/Therion
>A being forgotten by the planet to defend the flow of crystal energy and purge all who violate it.
>defend the flow of crystal energy and purge all who violate it.

Good lord the final final boss of the game really is going to be the living planet itself.

Dilate

But the WoL was a Lalafell in all of those stories.

>tfw I like playing support/utility roles
>tfw was going to play DNC/RDM when I'm not healing
>tfw it depresses me to hear how bad people are at playing support/utility/healer roles
Man I just fell in love with the hunting horn in monster hunter and wanted to be that role in multiplayer games, but so many shitters use it as an easy way out.

Attached: Thy final verse is sung!.png (641x478, 198K)

PLD

He told me how, I asked where. Different question as I'm sure you realized.

Hopefully the tourists will fuck off once the newness wears off. RDM wasn't that lucky though.

I hope we get more transitional music in boss fights, only one trial in ShB had it though it was great.

Going from one genre of music and switching to another genre when transitioning phases is like the tightest shit.

Can I still have fun if I left off at level 50? Dropped after finding out my retail copy of heavensward wouldnt connect to my steam version of ff14. Thinking of getting back into this while I wait for classic.

So.
Final steps of faith or dying gasp?

>Doing new dungeon.
>Dont know a certain mechanic to boss fight, ask quickly since others have done it.
>Nobody answers me.
>Get killed by accident.
>Healer says "did you learn your lesson?"
>They offer a raise.
>Refuse to select yes until the boss has 5% health.
>Meanwhile I chill, get a sippy, and relax.
>Rez as it dies, get exp etc.
>Thank healer for the break and exit.

Attached: 1562163751420.gif (220x220, 121K)

Fae are actually terrifying creatures when you actually look into the lore. I’m glad XIV got them right

Dying gasp

Attached: 1562195220823.jpg (368x83, 24K)

yeah actually. having all the lore fresh in your mind for when you do reach shadowbringers will make it that much better

It's an achievement reward for leveling all DoM/DoW jobs to 80.

Seething

I liked the story leading up into Dying Gasp, but Final Steps had the added bonus of locking out a lot of fags for being "too difficult" so they couldn't continue the story
Which is extremely funny to me

Well did you?
Learn for yourself faggot, asking what to do on brand new content should be an instant ban

why do i keep wanting to resub to this game even though i dont enjoy it
i havent even finished heavensward yet

Get all DoW/DoM to 80
Talk to Gridania achievement man

you have to go to the achievement vendor in Gridania, you gain cheevo badges from doing achievements which you turn in for shit

>not playing the CANON fem mooncat

Get out

>Have a pocket dancer that always buffs me as a GNB so I can parse higher
>Had one random DPS drop group because he didn't get the DNC buff during The Dying Gasp

Part of me feels guilty, but literally every melee DPS I wanted to play got turned into a tank. WAR, GNB, DRK, I couldn't give a shit about NIN, MNK, SAM, or DRG.

will zenos ever use this outfit in the main game for maximum fujo pandering?

Attached: autism man.png (1920x1080, 1.64M)

>every melee DPS I wanted to play got turned into a tank

Tanks truly have the best aesthetic in this game though.

This, I'm the WoL and I'm a moonie. All of you are the adventurers I call to help me.

SHB was a wild ride, but there is one thing that troubles me about the story. They're setting it up now where your character is *a* character, not really yours/your stand-in like is typical for MMOs. Someone with a name, goals, a history. It's only brushing against the concept right now, but the mark is there.

If difficulty and dabbing on shitters is the
name of the game then Shinryu wins, the assblasted faggots on his trial was so good

final steps is the better trial mechanically, dying gasp is better in terms of presentation but not by much so final steps overall

>implying the story didn't pick the fuck up when the WoL, scions and leaders got played by a potato nigger like a fiddle at the end of 2.0, who in turn got btfo by another potato
Get outta here feelgood cretin. And no, i don't have a lala avatar.

good, self insert protags are shit and prevent good storytelling

>PLD is a great tanking class, can do bit of everything and can actually take out bosses without healer help if they need to
>gets a lot of nice shit in ShB, a mobility skill and a big dick AOE spell
>their class storyline sucks ass

can't have everything I suppose

Probably in post SHB MSQ, the alt costume was delayed for spoiler reasons anyways but now that Shadowbringers is out

That's the benefit of XIV forcing you through story content.
Your deeds are set in stone across the board as opposed to other MMOs where it's only a given if people have done something or not.

>the amaro that gets forced to either join the flock or kill himself

It'll probably turn out that the ancients' wanton use of creation magic was what invited their destruction.

>called "Shadowbringers"
>DRK as canon job
>all those early points about darkness being the force of creation and agency

>none of it ever goes anywhere, the expansion is actually light vs light and then just light vs dark again

By the time XVI comes out you will be an old fart.

>Implying Zenos isn't going to fight us with no top on to really get his hunt boner flowing

>Being this upset user got to take a rest during a lengthy boss fight.

Reminds me of the good old days when people would fall off during Titan Extreme just to get an easy clear.

It will clearly be his emperor outfit.

They do, and I actually love tanking, but the only DPS that really grabs me is BLM and sort of MCH. I just wish that tanks all had a DPS job crystal sort of like SCH/SMN got.

Imagine being a brainlet.

>final zenos fight forces you to use samurai and glamours your top off

>retard can't understand anything that isn't explicitly spelled out for him
user, think for a moment how those themes of Darkness's domain play out in the story.

I'm fine with it, a lot of MMOs are too afraid to touch player characters and keep them relatively uninvolved in the overall story, so it's nice to see a change of pace.

>old ex primals
I've still got PTSD from Garuda and Titan EX.

Attached: five thousand yard stare.png (444x420, 137K)

>shinryuu that high up
THIS GUY
IS A FUCKING GAG

The DRK questline already did that. Go do it if you haven't.

Why wouldn't you want that?

>Doing Titan Ex.
>Really bored.
>Elusive jump off the ledge and whoops in chat.
>Go take a nice heavy shit and come back to a victory.

He did eat the guy familiar.

i'm pretty sure they made that clear in the last dungeon, they could make anything by thinking about so when something threatening happened they imagined terrible monsters and made them real

every paladin quest has just been boring and unmemorable
what a shame

Anyone's got a good rotation for Gunbreaker?

It's been that way forever. You're always railroaded into doing what the story tells you, you don't get any choice in who your character "is". Roleplayers already basically ignore all the warrior of light stuff and pretend to just be someone else.

I was really surprised with Gunbreaker. I thought it was going to a katana-like saber using job that had light and quick attacks with occasional blasts, instead we got a heavy sword that has great animations and feels very weighty. I had it written off and now I'm debating between maining it or WAR.

>Titan EX
That was an experience. Shitters getting booted off the face of the Earth by landslide, idiots not capable of understanding the bombs, people not being able to deal with the rock elemental adds, falling off the fucking map when Titan destroyed the edges each transition. Old ex primals really dabbed on bad players

Is anyone disappointed they streamlined job and class quests? It's now more of an epilogue than an actual new story arc for your character.

A mary sue is the last thing you would use if your plan is good storytelling.

Fucking spawn already you stupid FATE I just want my frog mount.

>thought we were going to be doing 'evil/bad' things this expansion, considering the jp subtitle says 'villains'
>it's just because we're evil in the eyes of the bad guy
lame

Not to mention Weight of the fucking Land.

Attached: 416 absolutely appalled.jpg (600x563, 55K)

The Lazy Peon deleted his XIV video

As long as you're not a shitty tank I could care less. Why are 90% of garbage tanks Au Ra? It baffles my mind.

Why didn't it happen long, long before then in that case, if all they had to do was imagine something scary? The ancients' civilization had clearly been around for a long time. Summoning Zodiark also wouldn't have helped if the whole cause was just their own imaginations. There is more to it than just "they freaked out and killed themselves", something went wrong with the actual fabric of reality.

People STILL have problems with mechanics like the bombs, AKA Titania's circles. Like god damn nigga just go to the last whatever that spawned and then go to the first thing that blows up.

ONE BRINGS SHADOWS
ONE BRINGS THE LIGHT

>He's not ilvl 444 yet

Attached: 9826852.png (238x224, 14K)

me and my friends are extremely autstic and roleplay as 4 warriors of light

t. died to tidus wave

do i have to care about the story to enjoy this game

Somewhat.

Why? He wasn't wrong.
XIV leveling experience is kinda boring. That's why you have to space it out.

>literally just had an entire expansion dedicated almost exclusively to the WoL surpassing the peak of humanity in zenos
>immediately jobs to some old guy who has LITERALLY no reason for being so strong even with thancreds help

This expac was secretly the WHM expansion. The way you absorb the first lightwarden and all your spells turn from elemental bullshit into pure light is too good to be just a coincidence.

I'm 441, I'll get the innocence accessories at some point, it was just vitally important I get the king's Katana as soon as humanly possible to scare off jobbers

I cannot BELIEVE that I was seeing people in Titania nail every mechanic consistently except for the Shiva circles. Completely fucking dumbfounded. That's the easiest part of the fight.

Ran'jit is a terrible character and the worst part of ShB.

>literally all of it gets undone in the first few HW quests because they realized it was a mistake
>story doesn’t git gud until that part was done
>literally only exists as a cliffhanger, no lasting consequences on the rest of the story
>complete waste of time doing quests to free raubhan and shit that just delay kinoward

It's one of the better aspects of the game

i don't think they actually felt threatened until the earthquakes or whatever the fuck was going on across the world, it seemed pretty idyllic from the recreated city

you laugh now, but we'll see who's laughing when i get ishgard restoration world first after grinding all my crafters out

Good focus goes a long fucking way in a story, RP'ers can headcanon whatever they want but the story is the story, you'll never have a good one that doesn't focus you into something of a character

How do you find a hunt or special fate linkshell?

>jobs to a guy with a diet primal strapped to him and has spent his entire life from birth to now fighting sin eaters and is probably jacked up on sin energy
ran'jit sucks but we needed some human element of antagonism that isnt lardass

How long did it take to get a crafter from 70-80?

I'm assuming levequests are still the fastest way?

1-30 wasn't too bad, it's just that once you actually get to be a PLD, it just goes downhill and you don't ever really get what you're supposed to do as a PLD. 50-60 was really slow as shit and nothing really came out from getting that Oathbringer shit and 60-70 was some tournament arc shit that doesn't really matter at all.
At least the tank role class quest in ShB was kinda neat, though the 80 class quest was also fucking nothing.
The idea is you're supposed to be a free paladin or a knight errant or some shit, you should be going around fighting some other evil or cult. Or get into a duel with another paladin, just something else than GLD shit.

>He wasn't wrong
>Skip potion user
>Didn't know Jack shit about the story because of this and complained about it
>Did one dungeon on duty finder and called it quits
>Released the day before shadowbringers launched because he's a blizzard shill
That video was shite

Attached: 1562359229610.png (1920x1080, 3.98M)

>mfw had more fun fucking with the ui and running ex/savage than reading the shonen shit cookie cutter grand adventure storylines
It was briefly cool when it was politics

he probably got offered a sponsorship to make a Shadowbringers video, or he is going to make a "This is why Shadowbringers is worth playing video" etc.

1-2-No Mercy >DoT > Danger Zone > Gnashing Fang combo > 3 > Burst Strike x2 should be the opener for GNB starting out right?

>doing bardams mettle
>first pull
>SCH lustrates himself twice instead of the tank

Attached: SHIT.png (226x247, 91K)

Attached: IMG_20190705_165756.png (118x36, 5K)

Forgot to mention this is assuming you already have two cartiriges prepped

Its harder but entirely manageable while leveling, at least with PLD. The only pull that was a bit scary was the 3-4 group pull before the 2nd boss of Mt. Gulg

He’s basically the same character as zenos but without the writer having an inexplicable boner for him. They both suck ass and zenos still being alive is going to ruin the next expansions

That was fucking retarded. The ending was perfect, Amaurot gave me the feels, Emet did nothing wrong and went out in the best way possible,

Then this retarded post credit scene happens and suddenly:
>Gaius and Estinien somehow stormed the imperial palace with a hand full of rebels
>Zenos transferred his soul with the power of the sharingan because for some reason it just kind of does that
>Elidibus just fucks off and goes back to the moon because apaprently that's where you summon Warriors of Light for some reason
>Varus just dies meaning that everything he did and all his character developement were pointless
>he didn't really die he will come back and then die again just like the last 10 characters who died in the launch story and came back for patches
>Black Rose was a useless plot device that had to be forced into shadowbringers with some asspull about it being made out of light of the first

That was complete fucking garbage

Attached: 1374574444147.png (587x571, 227K)

I'm new, so parsing isn't technically allowed but SE won't do anything so long as you don't admit you're using it in-game and not using it to be a dick to other people right?

I am, now post yours.

Attached: 1540253364661.png (282x435, 84K)

>shonen shit cookie cutter grand adventure storylines
>Heavensward is shonen shit
You fucking what m8

Attached: 1562298436292.png (1920x1080, 2.75M)

>Viera can't wear the new WHM Nun Hat
Were these the same devs Reddit was worshipping for "taking personal time" to make more stuff work? You'd think new gear would be the high priority.

>He's still trying to argue about this

Attached: 1549248615629.jpg (860x720, 109K)

>Finally get BiS for Healer
>2500+ Piety without melds

What the fuck

Attached: 1512620812041.jpg (640x878, 87K)

WHY ARE THE GUNBLADES SO SMALL SQUALLS REVOLVER LOOKS RIDICULOUS

don't feel like posting gear

Attached: ffxiv_07052019_224251_994.png (56x20, 2K)

~two days and some change, although i've seen some people do it faster and if you have money to burn you can probably buy your way through the tedious gathering shit. it was mostly triple turn in leves and facet quests with company manuals and revised manuals up, yeah. there's a guide out there if you want to search for it
i also bought a bunch of mats to keep from capping out on fate gems which turned out to be a good decision, you need a lot of hoptrap leaves and moth scales and skins and shit

>kinoward
>mmmmmuh thousand year groodge
>it's their fault!
>no it's their fault!
>somehow you weren't given the option to just nuke them all
>this is (((((kino))))) because your character and estinien briefly became anime
HW was massively overrated.

>>Black Rose was a useless plot device that had to be forced into shadowbringers with some asspull about it being made out of light of the first
No, it's that Black Rose is composed of light aether modified, the rejoining of the First to the Source made Black Rose spread further than the Garleans intended and thus caused the Eighth Umbral Calamity.

Attached: 1553390404623.jpg (600x600, 128K)

Prolly better off using the artifact body/feet though.

Does materia really make that much of a difference?
I've been ignoring them so far since I'm still at a point where I heavily outlevel the story and can just buy gear good enough for the next expansion

the 9th dungeon is the Treasure Maps dungeon coming with Savage release in a few weeks

dont worry about materia until max level

>Gaius and Estinien somehow stormed the imperial palace with a hand full of rebels
No they ran in after Zenos' autism dash to the emperor
>Zenos transferred his soul with the power of the sharingan because for some reason it just kind of does that
He did transfer his soul to a big fuck off dragon before
>Elidibus just fucks off and goes back to the moon because apaprently that's where you summon Warriors of Light for some reason
No he's just a jobber who is scared of katanas and autism
>Varus just dies meaning that everything he did and all his character developement were pointless
Varus getting shanked by captain autism was out of left field I'll agree
>Black Rose was a useless plot device that had to be forced into shadowbringers with some asspull about it being made out of light of the first
No it was a chemical weapon, the first rejoining and light wasn't responsible for it's creation at all

Attached: 1562370854772.jpg (853x820, 180K)

>Gaius and Estinien somehow stormed the imperial palace with a hand full of rebels

Gaius literally says that they used the confusion from Zenos storming the palace before them to sneak in and get as far as they did.

Agree with most other parts though.

Outside of raiding, people don't really care.

How do i grind tomestones to poetics fast? I already did my roulettes

Attached: 1562338011738.gif (461x478, 797K)

True. The stats really suck.

But he's still just an edgy "muh bloodshed" rival.

Honestly, I was kinda disappointed that Elidibus taking over his body basically amounted to nothing more than a solo duty and then him jobbing offscreen.

Also, I kinda hope Varis isn't dead, even though my mind is telling me that he definitely is. Then again, Gaius is definitely about to get fucked up by Zenos and survive, so I guess we'll see.

Not for leveling though I like to equip materia while leveling for crafting/gathering to make it easier.
Once you hit max, it helps for extreme/savage raids and you'll be especially expected to have them for savage at least.

>all his character development

Which was almost literally nothing honestly, and what times we did see him on screen he felt wildly inconsistent anyway.

Unga bunga bunga!

Unga bunga bunga!

Unga bunga bunga!

TITAN!

Buns are so tall.

vi materia is 100% reclaimation chance now so there's no real reason not to get a stack of crit or whatever, it's fairly cheap/free

>WoL turns Super Saiyan as the phase shift

>>Gaius and Estinien somehow stormed the imperial palace with a hand full of rebels
Zenos already did that, they just followed in his wake.
>>Zenos transferred his soul with the power of the sharingan because for some reason it just kind of does that
Stop skipping cutscenes retard
>>Elidibus just fucks off and goes back to the moon because apaprently that's where you summon Warriors of Light for some reason
Stop skipping cutscenes
>>Varus just dies meaning that everything he did and all his character development were pointless
He didn't have any character development, he was a pawn for the Ascians and died like a bitch as a result.
>>Black Rose was a useless plot device that had to be forced into shadowbringers with some asspull about it being made out of light of the first
Stop skipping cutscenes

>spend an eternity doing fuck all on the field
>dude we beat an imposing ancient nigger with a magic eye, which some mary sue cunt have been hauling around to """distract""" him, alone
>someone randomly gets killed for free feels
>this isn't a babyshit shonen plot
Delusional

>Varis whines to Kanne about Eorzeans risking the world by beseeching the Twelve at Carteneau
>when that would have never happened if they weren't trying to commit genocide
>and that genocide, also named as the Seventh Unbral Calamity had fucking Bahamut, in who was going to kill everyone if it weren't for Louisoix's sacrifice
>and then their next attempt to commit genocide went and caused the Eight motherfucking Umbral Calamity
Get fucked Varis, you dumb piece of shit
Garleans caused far more calamities then every other non-Ascian civilization that has ever existed

is this a good time to resub? i have up to stormblood done but i skipped all the cutscenes when i played are the new DPS classes any fun? my highest is a level 55 sam atm how much more leveling would i have to do before i hit the shadowbringers expansion?

Attached: bros.png (916x185, 16K)

Putting this on tanks is a fucking godsend, I figured out in the second dungeon that it's not just a shorter tempered will, it's tempered will OR a great trash defensive cooldown

BOW DOWN OVERDWELLER

I heard that dwarves were shit to that WHM Warrior of Darkness in her role quests.

what if when we killed hades we sundered him in half using hydaelyn's power?

it's a nice thought in any case.

They had to think of the poor ASTs. (lol)

They were all getting pretty bad and if it meand we get more storys like shadowbringer in exchange i'll deal with them being bad. Role quest were extremely bad though

There was a 20 minute cutscene of him explaining his stupid motives and the last 3 content patches ended with a scene of Elidibus and Emet bullying him which led to nothing because he just dies and it set up nothing about Shadowbringers

b-but muh LOGIC and FACTS

>Minfilia holds off the Flood by absorbing the other Warriors of Darkness, leaving the six areas that are in the game
>lets Ardbert stay behind so he can save the WoL from Sin Eaterfication in the future

What was hard to understand, user?

To be fair that's kind of the point of Solus revealed to be an Ascian right? That Garleans are always playing right into Ascian schemes which are Calamities.

t. manlet

>Titan is still the only fight with 5 separate themes
Why the fuck did the rock guy get so much music

We also got Reprise to use when, uh...

When do we use Reprise? I generally have enough time to slidecast during boss fights.

so are you and your friends going to play as 4 different ancients now or 4 refractions of the same ancient?

>Titania and Innocence don't have phase transition music changes
Kinobringers my ass.

>the one hrothgar who actually stands up straight outside of the crystarium aetherite
goddamn they're like 7 feet tall when they aren't slouching

aetherochemical research facility used to be what everyone grinded, not sure if there's something better now

Basically yes.

literally none of them were upset when they were told they couldn't even return. i feel like it'll be a cop out if everyone will end up just being able to world hop but i can't think of another answer honestly. their new relationships seem too important to the side characters.

Il Mheg is basically the most terrifying area in the game, even if Feo Ul Titania is bae.

>set up nothing about Shadowbringers

It sets up the fact that now the Garlean Empire has no stable leader which will inevitably lead for a power struggle and questions regarding using black rose or not. Meanwhile our new villain is turbo autism super Zenos who just got his body back from an Ascian and he doesn't give a FUCK.

>cleared 2 piss easy ex's
Who cares theres like no end game till raid launches.

Because the devs told Soken to have fun with him rather than having to follow guidelines

You dont need to change perfection

>Yea Forums

Attached: 1562348227263.png (978x592, 311K)

That's the thing about Varis. He's willing to admit Eorzea's shortcomings, but anything involving Garlemald is a necessity and how dare you criticize me, you fucking savage?

>the desperation in his voice with the final 2 lines

Hey guys I just found this katana in a dungeon, pretty neat huh?

Attached: the-unsullied-skies.png (128x128, 23K)

OMG IS THAT ALEXANDER?!?!?! GIGGLE SQEE

>Scions stuck in the first
>The WoL divides their time between the source and the first now
>Zenos finds out that the WoL is in a separate plane of existence than him half the time
>He refuses and rips his way into the first using his katana and his sheer unbridled autism
>Now everyone can go home whenever they like
Thanks Zenos

>Stop having fun.
>Stop liking things.

what's with the katana posting lol

Stick it up your butthole.

>WAR still the top dog tank even after the "nerfs" and cuckshed memes
Was it fairs bros?

Attached: 1558208488757.jpg (240x240, 32K)

no no no NO I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME EMET HELP LAHA HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ahah, I saw that one as well well fellow redditor, it's really funny. How nice of you to come here to share with 4channers.

Healer Faggot
If someone falls off a platform, can i raise them?

Attached: 1562294254951.png (578x867, 940K)

>elidibus tells zenos that we're fucking around in another parallel universe
>looks up and goes "well i hope he's having fun"
hes such a fucking dork

Attached: 1533964722873.jpg (413x395, 38K)

>Know that there's an Amaro mount
>Keep waiting for a MSQ quest that gives it to us
>Expect Seto to fly in with Feo Ul and the other Fae when they defend us from the Sin Eaters on My. Gulg
>Nothing happens. Nothing through MSQ
>Look through achievements
>Need all DoW and DoM at 80

Attached: 1559182484304.jpg (500x900, 96K)

depends on the fight

a joke they already ran into the ground record-time

No body no res

So he's the same shitter we beat already, what kind of asspull would it have to be to have him actually threaten anything?

It's possible. Most of the time whoever fell off doesn't deserve it though.

Attached: IMG_20190704_221811.jpg (1889x1080, 161K)

You couldn't back when Titan was fucking shit up but you can res whatever retards fall off Titania's platform

>Zenos is going to slice a portal into the First

god damnit this is actually going to happen huh

If you're doing Titan then no

I was talking about the story in Stormblood, all it did was introduce Emet and that Black Rose exists but that didn't have any impact on what happened in the first.
The rejoining could've been any sort of calamity, we would've saved the first anyway even if it wasn't tied to black rose.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA EMET HELP ME

Please understand, people aren't buying enough mounts on the Mogstation.

Would be kino to see the Scions' react to Zenos fucking showing up on the First.

Do I go for crit or DH as DNC?

Why does SE keep making us job? At this point the WoL is canonically a superhuman far above everyone else, yet it keeps happening. This shit would only fly if we were canonically regular adventurers who happened to beat things with the power of friendship instead of actually being canon powerhouses.

Attention non dancer fag
The damage buff the dancer gets and the damage buff their partner receives are seperate, meaning both standard dancing equates to a permanent 10% damage boost, and while devilment doesn't stack, it's easy as fuck to just not pop yours when you see the buff appear

Forced tension/sense of danger that just feels eye rolling at this point.

Jokes on you, Amaurot lets you rescue people into the abyss and I've been making great use of the opportunity. I'd say it's the best dungeon but the second boss is kind of lame and Twinning is fucking awesome.

Minfillia nude mod when?

>actually tempted to spend 15 shekels on Mogstation for Aymeric's stuff
HELP

holy fuck bro, how many times do you have to get BTFO before you drop it?

For DRK.

What's the materia you want?
I'm going all DH for now

Attached: 35736d3e-6087-436c-abfa-6bbfaffad1e8.jpg (800x450, 34K)

She works like Alma and uses the base body of any other midlander just shrunk down. Every nude mode works for her already.

Attached: s68uvn.png (1670x1080, 2.03M)

Is Elidibus a better villain than Sylvanas?

this I love the shinryuu fight, normal and EX, but I scream when I get him in trials roulette because 99% of the time people wipe because they can't do the most basic shit

Because we're superhuman battle autist warriors but we square up against our equals in superhuman battle autist Zenos, and an old man who has mastered the power of GUKAMETZ. Ran'jit made less sense but Zenos is literally test tube baby WoL, makes sense he's a strong bloke that takes 10 levels to beat up

Any decent GNB glamours?

The only glamour you should buy is the maid outfit.

from what i understand crit value goes up a lot as ilvl increases. since we're at the very beginning of the expac i'd say DH then crit in a patch or two. i also see a lot of the geared dnc on my server meld some SS and I dunno why. probably some tranny math in thebalance about it

>look mom I posted it in a different thread

When will fflogs start actually working?

I don't know. On a scale on 1 to 10, how retarded is Sylvanas?

Should I buy goatse tomestone gear for extreme Trials?

It's not Wedge's fault that Tataru would rather whore herself out than touch his little lalafell cock.

Hell, she'd probably charge him double or triple just for a blowjob.

Attached: Unintelligble noises.png (500x250, 17K)

It's a very cheap and quick way of setting up an antagonist.
Part of the problem is they can't set things up in cutscenes, so they more or less have to rely instant "You Lose!" shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=YtxR97bgF-Q
Best dungeon they have ever done. I was already hyped for the Mt. Gulg dungeon because of the lead up to it. But this, this is just on another level.

I just realized. Ardbert's monologue and everything, it mirrors Emet as well really. "Everything we did, everything we gave, what was it for."

They really have to up the ante in the coming story patches. Because this one is going to be a very hard one to top. I don't even know who's going to be the finale boss of Shadowbringers.

There is only one.

Attached: 220px-Squall_Leonhart.png (220x331, 69K)

>Better villain
He makes me laugh at how laughably incompetent he is while Sylvanas just reminds me that she's Garrosh but way less cool

Dunno who the fuck that is, is he/she an ultimate fucking jobber like Elidibus?

Attached: ffxiv_dx11_2019-07-04_01-39-11.png (1536x1080, 2.91M)

Can I get a quick rundown on the whole Zenos Ascian deal? I've gone back and watched all the patch content scenes for SB but nowhere does it show Zenos getting possesed by an ascian after killing himself. I've only just gotten to Il Mheg in ShB so if it is explained later on in this expansion please let me know

Attached: 2019-07-04 00_34_53-FINAL FANTASY XIV.png (1918x1080, 1.67M)

Quite literally braindead several times over, so just a bit smarter than the average WoW player.

>Goatse
If you mean Goetia, yes, yes you should. You can't even get into them without a few goetia pieces because of ilvl

Powerlevels in this game are even less consistent than capeshit.

imagine having zero integrity as a content creator, that upon more dislike than usual, your first response is to pretend your opinion never happened

Attached: 9M7a5QI_d.png (1125x531, 541K)

Those mobs have been in the game since before HW

I just chalk it up to inexperience. It's easy to forget the WoL has been at this for barely a year, if that. While you do progress at an absolutely insane pace, your battle experience still pales compared to Ran'jit that has been fighting his entire life. The fact you manage to kill him after just 2 encounters and emerge unscathed is a testament to just how broken the WoL is.
I do agree at this point no opponent really should wipe the floor with you. Both Ran'jits and Zenos first appearances were just insulting.

DH > Det > Crit
For now.

You can say that if you experienced it, not if you're a jump potion cut scene skipper who bitches about the story and is a fucking ESL speed reader who can't go one pull without screaming.

The point of Varis's character was being a leader who appears to be mighty and confident and in charge on the surface - he believes he is and most everyone else believes so as well - but who is actually struggling to keep his empire together and not clever enough to avoid being used by the Ascians. It's an interesting juxtaposition. As time goes on he unravels more and more until he ends up killed, realizing there's no place for a traditional political strongman like him in this fucked up world of wizards and anime autism samurais.

nah sylvanas at least has some good writing for her back before the mmo. i would compare her with nael van darnus probably

shit bro that's boss, list it out

sks for memes

they're like wow orcs, but have better animations and actually suit the race

Hey buddy, its an MMO game with a chat box for a reason.

You kill Zenos, Elidibus snatches his body and pretends to be him the some useless subplot about people believing he's posessed that goes nowhere happens. Meanwhile some random soldier with a Katana starts and swapping bodies then shows up in the throne room and it turns out it's Zenos who can now switch bodies because of the artificial echo and soul detaching technology or something

DH>Det>Crit
if you want make your SkS comfy for you

you kill shinryu, returning zenos to normal
zenos kills himself
after he's buried, elidijobber floats over and possesses his corpse
zenos' autism is so strong that his soul liberated itself from his corpse as he died because of his echo, and ended up in some poor elezen in the resistance
now elezenos is hunting elidizenos to reclaim his body

elidibus has a crippling phobia of curved bladed weapons and wet the bed until he was 2190, zenos finds sexual satisfaction in cutting orifices in new and exciting places in the human body

who would win?

We don't want retarded cutscene skippers in our game, thanks.

*any decent GNB glamours that aren't cringe

If I'm correct that was last seasons feast reward for top 100. It's no longer obtainable and never will be again.

what's the complete gear? I might steal some parts of it

It's the Feast exclusive for the last season of Stormblood, you can't acquire it anymore. Yes, it's retarded

Let me guess, story skipper?

sorry you didn't play the feast, the armor's gone for good

You're gonna have to steal an account if you want that set.

>Zenos offs himself because he just had his first orgasm ever fighting you and thinks his life has peaked
>Elidibus, being the strategic mastermind that he is yoinks his body, goes to Varus and let's him in on the whole thing and edges him onto war
>Elidibus fights us in Zenos' body, he's pretty bad at it and only gets an upper hand because we have to receive a collect call for Exarch
>Garleans think Zenos is possessed because he isn't acting nearly autistic enough
>Elidibus spends his time silencing those rumors while WoL is in the first, and when he finishes he goes to Varus to edge him into using Black rose
>Zenos shows up and Elidibus runs from his mighty level 60 katana

Can I just get a fucking Innocence Ex video guide that's 2-5 minutes long? I don't need to see the entire fucking fight just show me the god damn mechanics in a concise way.

So I have been toying around with the idea of playing FFXIV for awhile. I got to level 30 and the story is still boring as shit.

1. When does the story actually get interesting?
2. Is there a good resource to get like a 2-3hr TL:DR video I can listen too while doing something else

Cute cats

Attached: 1562334711439.jpg (1056x792, 105K)

>Implying the WoL doesn't wipe at least once on every major encounter Unless you're a guideshitter or in some turbo tryhard fc

Sadly the set is no longer obtainable. Was from feast.

Attached: ffxiv_dx11_2019-07-04_01-43-45-1.png (1034x1050, 1.54M)

I wonder why they still waste resources on that shit. They can pack PvP full of all the exclusive shit they want it will never be what they want it to be in this game.

>clearing well ahead of enrage
>suddenly SCH spazzes out at AST for not doing more damage
Why are people so autistic in this game? If this was an enrage party and not a farm party I might understand but jesus christ

>the virgin squall
>not the CHAD seifer

Did you actually have to rank decently to get this?

Innocence EX is fucking easy let me sum it up for you
>Dodge shit
>Take tethers to the wall
>Get to the sides for dash
>Giant balls are AOE
Done, rest of the shit you've seen in normal

Top 100 of your data center.

If you cant figure out Innocence on your own, you're a shitter. Saw enrage first pull when everyone was going in blind as well

Because they actually think hiding a bunch of carrots behind things will make people do it. See: 80% of stormblood's content locked behind Eureka shit

ARR story picks up around level 35 when you head into Coerthas.

ARR and Stormblood will be really hit or miss, you just kinda have to slog through some of it. There are some high points in there though.

Heavensward is consistently good once you get to it, and Shadowbringers has been consistently great. Worth going through the worst slogs of ARR and Stormblood for it imo.

Don't forget aim the big laserbeam at the furthest corner ball during 4 stars and don't be that retard that hits the star beside you wiping the raid

It's boring almost through out the beginning. I didn't get in to it till dragonhead when I was talking to the ishguradians and their political strife for a while. Now I'm just waiting for the story dungeon and to continue with msq.

When you stop being a tranny.

And they are, unfortunately, right.

Yeah they were cunts

>oc doughnut steel

>think shes gonna be an insufferable haughty bitch that you hate but feel pity towards when she gets SINNED
>her and her husband are two of the nicest people and stick their necks out for you to literally save the world
im staying on the first, the source can get fucked except for edmont and ishgard, we'll just crystal tower them over

Attached: 1537590431669.jpg (960x912, 173K)

SCHs are always spergs

This is my wife. Say something nice about her!

Attached: .jpg (1920x1080, 416K)

Are there no primals on the first? I feel like the whole Vauthry thing could've been fixed if they just made him a primal the rich people summoned and that is subtlely tempering people in Eulmore instead of ascian baby magic and sin eater bread.

How difficult is ranked feast? Are queue times normally 30+ minutes long?

>Almost clear Innocence 3 times last night
>We wiped all 3 times dude to low DPS
>It's because some asshole popped the star with the aoe too close and killed the DPS causing us to go into recovery mode
>Said asshole is the dancer
I dunno if 11k on Innocence is good as SMN or not I'll be honest I could be pulling crap I could be doing good Idk honestly, but when the DNC wipes us 3 times and is doing 5k I shouldn't be the bad guy for wanting to toss them.

>friend doesn't want to do Eureka content for all of Stormblood
>wants to do it now that ShB is out and ita dead content

Fucking WHY

She married down considering you are a giant asshole

Should I get the Behemoth mount or the Death Claw

It works though, when the Garo stuff first came out pvp was bumping full of idiots who had never touched it before, it was amazing and horrible at the same time.

she's unironically cute

Unironically would.

Respect the content

>Alphinaud goes back to finish their portrait for them
What a good lad, they deserve it for being the reason Vauthry got fucked over

when does blackmage get good?

I wish they'd have old armors available for collars. Would give people who have all the weapons incentive to play pvp, and you won't have to be in the top fucking 100

Because the PvP in this game is so complicated and big brain right?

Death claw, being carried around by a giant hand mid air beats whatever the fuck the behemoth does when he's flying

60

The biggest retards I've seen in the current ex trials have all been BLM.

80

Are the new maps worth doing or should I just sell them?

First expac for me that I'm here for at the beginning. I'm familiar with finding WoW raiding guilds, but how should I seek out linkshells/raiding FCs?

I don't think maps are out til 3.1

>Innocence EX mechanics seem way easier than Titania EX
>The DPS just repeatedly fuck up the easiest shit

DPS mechanic-heavy fights are hell

Attached: 1554272198999.jpg (600x600, 64K)

Aethers all fucked up in the first so how are they going to summon Primals?

>tank does big pull in first shb dungeon
>goes wall to wall
>pops ALL of his cooldowns at once
>cant keep him alive so he dies
> "alright, we won't do big pulls, so it'll be easier on you."

Yeah but that is kind of underwhelming if it's ultimately "Someone heard something spooky, imagined a scary monster, which scared other people and made them imagine scary monsters" and so on. The way the first ascian talked about it in the city it sounds like the discordant sound fucked up the laws of reality from the get go. It's just that subsequently people gave into their terror and fueled it. As Emet says, their sins piled up to the heavens and was what truly damned them. It so happens the sin-punisher we fought in another final fantasy was a kind of antibody by the planet to fuck up those who abuse it's crystal energies. I can easily see the star itself deciding enough is enough and trying to wipe out the cancerous living things on it.

Innocence isn't heavy anything people are just mouth breathers, Innocence and Titania aren't easy then Lakshmi but their a hell of a lot easier then Susanoo EX, and I didn't even think Susanoo EX was that bad.

Primals seem to be Dark/Astral aspected. Primals on the Thirteenth brought a Flood, and then primals were used on the Source to initiate the Seventh Calamity, which was Darkness. The existence of primals would probably conflict with the Flood of Light so the Ascians just never taught anyone to do it.

Dps players are all braindead. The only reason anyone has ever cleared anything in this game is because there are enough healers that can babysit the absolute shitters that play dps

Attached: IMG_20190705_174256.png (407x122, 25K)

I don't understand how it's possible to hit enrage on innocence. I had a farm group that literally had over 20 deaths AND the damage down debuff on the party from fucking up the white stars and we STILL cleared it well in time before enrage. The boss could have twice as much HP and still be beatable.

New maps are decent gil unless you do them and get lucky with an indigo cloth for a mil or two.

What DPS jobs have the easiest rotations? Which have the hardest?

worse
>silently does small pulls without saying anything

Have you given any thought towards installing shadowbringers?

I saw Innocence enrage 3 times when I was learning it. The first time we enraged we had 22% left.

That's what happens when the tanks and healers hold a run together while the DPS are repeatedly eating shit every other mechanic.

You're playing an MMO. Everyone you meet will be braindead. Even you. And me.

That's the portal, but the normal maps are available from high level gathering nodes

I actually fucking recoiled when I saw this cutscene

Attached: ffxiv_dx11 2019-07-05 23-43-35.jpg (1920x1080, 366K)

>PLD did 3k
>DNC 5k
>both healers hit only 2k if not less
>BRD did only 7k
Only people pulling their shit was me and a chad dragoon hitting 12k, it's fucking possible friend.

So it was never explicit said. Wonder how they're going to do content patch bosses

I had 0.5% wipe enrage earlier with 13 deaths, all but one of them on dps.

The 13th was a healer who got blown up by a dps hitting an orb with their circle.

Easiest: RDM, DNC, sort of DRG
Hardest: NIN, SMN, MCH

imo

lol
glad they gutted healers so you faggots can't pretend to be more skilled than everyone else

Easiest? Red mage. Hardest right now is probably Ninja.

DPS are the only jobs that have to put in effort, healing is braindead because damage comes in at set times. Tanking is a complete joke

youtube.com/watch?v=s9MGnYkh3bE

>tfw no remix

Kind of

They want an over abundance of aether on the shard, like the flood of light in the first, and a drain of aether on the source(by summoning primals to sap aether), so aether starts flowing from the shard to the source and they THROW WIDE THE GATES to cause a rejoining

Easiest is DNC for ranged, DRG for melee, and RDM for caster
Hardest is BLM, SMN, and NIN

IT'S HIM! JANNY

Quickest way to push tthrough 70 tol 71 so I can start grinding dungeons on BLM?

Was me wrong?

>jannys face when someone posts a video game thread outside of /vg/

What makes DNC easier than BRD?

easiest rdm
hardest nin
everything else you hear is pure memes

None of them are truly hard. But easiest is by far RDM. BLM is also pretty simple in a vacuum but in actual content can be a pain. For melee, probably DRG.
Hardest I'd say is NIN. No clue how MNK stands right now.

The aetherial activity on both worlds has to be aspected the same though. That's why Black Rose was going to be used for Light, because it halts the flow of aether and is thus Umbral-aspected. Overuse of magic was used for Water, because the use of magic is water-aspected, etc.

Do all your Roulettes on your BLM one day

>they need to make garlemald look bad by making it run by an evil ascian
>they need to make eulmore look bad by making it run by a fat janny
Really makes you think.

They have like 1/4th the buttons as every other DPS to start.

Do your roulettes of course. I assume this isn't your first class because MSQ gets you there basically. Do fates, doing 10 will get you 2 challenge logs worth of good exp.

So I beat titania ex as healer and don't really pay attention to other DPS. Is it any harder as DPS? How good to you have to be to meet the enrage?

Dancer is literally
1->2
They have almost no buttons to press, you don't have to manage dots, song uptime anything, you press 1->2 press you procs immediately if you get them and you're done, BRD isn't hard but DNC is even easier.

>"He posted the C word?"

I thought highest ilvl was always the best?

>they need to make Ascians look bad by wanting to wipe all life on the Source after the Rejoining

i want to pick an overtuned, flavor of the month DPS job to start the expac. which job is looking to be stupidly strong?

Its fucking braindead.

>Emet-Selch
>evil

the enrages are pretty lenient

from what I've seen over the course of grinding out EX fights:

bad DPS usually float around 6k or less with the tanks

average DPS usually float around 8-8.5k

good DPS are usually pushing 10k or more

We knew Eulmore was bad the moment they revealed they were all filthy communists.

Varis was clearly against the Ascians but he was still a bastard who was going to use chemical weapons to murder everyone.

DRG and SMN seem very strong right now

I've also heard BLM and MCH are good too

DRG, but it will already be nerfed by the time you hit cap probably.

MNK is easier, but because of how often you are now switching side to hit positionals out of traditional order it's just a wee bit annoying.

>t. braindead dps that doesn’t realize how hard he’s being carried

Being a good healer is suffering. You have to do your job, but the better you do, the more you shield people from realize how shit they are

I have been absolutely carrying the shit out of people through the EX fights all day. It's what you sign on for when you play healer desu.

Oh no, you have to press an oGCD every 40 seconds, what a challenge

Titania has a pretty easy to meet enrage timer so long as your group isn't absolute shit or full of retards
>Doing Titania with a pug, won 4/4 back to back, NIN drops out
>Get a DRG, think it'll be even easier now cause DRG is overpowered at the moment
>DRG fucks up tethers timings, doesn't break brambles, and doesn't stack for post knockback AoE
>Second tether he takes the tether back into the dps group and hits everyone, tank barely recovers it with cooldowns but OT and 3 dps are dead
>We wipe at 1%
Left that group straight away, I got my weapon the last run and was just being courteous, but retarded dragoons are not something I care to put up with

Attached: 1562330361003.jpg (670x680, 300K)

Is this how healer mains cope with playing the most boring and neutered role in the game? By developing delusions of self-grandeur and thinking they actually contribute to fights more than the rest? Get a grip.

How is DRG good now (moreso than it was in SB)?

>tfw WHM
>outdpsing NIN and DNC of my party

Attached: 1550062148781.jpg (674x678, 198K)

DRG has as much personal DPS as SAM now for some reason, all while still having the same raid buffs. It's pretty broken atm.

>every 40 seconds

I wish. If you shitters could avoid the giant glowing aoe telegraphs maybe that’s all I would have to do

Retards think SSS dummy health is an indicator of a job's actual performance

Well, it isn't. Aren't you glad you know now?

Attached: 5 (3).jpg (557x495, 45K)

They now do a bit more dps than fucking SAM, a selfish class with absolutely no utility, and retained all their own utility in the process

samurai, dragoon, summoner, black mage and bard

Healer ego comes from the fact you are watching everyone else do the fight while healing, mistakes are way more apparent to you because you are watching the players more than anything.
Still doesn't mean you guys aren't cunts for thinking you are better than anyone else.

Yup. Just did a leveling roulette with a GUB tourist that didn’t think he needed to use cooldowns on trash packs. And dps clearly watching Netflix instead of doing their rotations because I got to throw 4 Chain Strategems per boss

Healers have a hard life

aside from when they tossed that artist off a cliff

How high of an ilvl does an item have to be to beat an item with good stats?

shitty artist deserved it

Keep throwing stone IVs retard.

>Healsluts think they're the most important member in the raid
That's cute, but get back to servicing the people doing the fighting, mmkay?

Yes, we understand we aren’t better than EVERYONE else, but when we are carrying a run, we can actually tell, and shitters have no idea because we’re doing our job and keeping them alive