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>boss taunts after their insta-kill attack
Just hit it's weak point for massive damage
she almost broke form the moment she saw it split
good composure
cute
Whats the story here?
His waifu got a canon love interest.
He took off his clothes and he's on a quest to take off his skin and fully embrace the skeleton lifestyle
just go watch some tv while it dies from being outa da ocean for too long
wow you cut the same shit a pussy panda can cut with its pussy panda teeth. I saw a fat american chop though far more impressive shit with all pomp
*without all the pomp
tablets were a mistake
yoshi!
>I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!
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Holy fucking based
But why tho?
Speaking of Kirby and real life bosses
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The weak should fear the strong
>that power stance in the last panel
based
inceldom is one hell of a drug
asserting his dominance, notice the dude on the left doesn't dare even look at the guy.
METSU
Didn't the old lady die from this?
Dilate
hitting old women "HOLY FUCKING BASED" can u get anymore underage and faggy than this?
>So you've finally arrived, Kiryu...
>chaos keys (harmonies of piercing syncopation)
perfection
omae wa mou shindeiru
Gone 2 soon
have sex
I lost it at the filename.
What an absolute fucking lad
Can women do ANYTHING right??
>boss puts on a broadway musical show and act as you fight
Any games with this. Closest i can think of is Harvey from no more heroes fighting you while also putting on a lethal magic show.
Which one of you faggots posted the other thread, making me waste this image?
A cop asking you to do a field sobriety test. Literally impossible.
>Deus Ex final boss
>tries to slap him
>fail
>try to at least knock his food out of hand
>fail
>he just slaps his to go box food in her face and walks out like this was just some everyday minor annoyance
Why did she even do this though? Is there a story to this one?
>max STR/CON
>min AGI/ACC
She cuts it and the divides the cut portion before it falls you retard
There's the Agnus cutscenes from DMC4 but there's nothing special during the fight itself.
Couple (or ex-couple) fighting over nonsense.
From what Ive read in every thread this gets asked in she apparently asked the guy outside for some money for a cab or some shit, he declined and ate inside, she gets angry over the time he was there and went inside to act like a child and gets put in her place.
You can say no. They are not mandatory though they will try to guilt you into it.
There's a cheesy strat for that fight, you just have to select the "no" dialogue option before the battle begins.
M-MIGGATE NO GOKUI!
doesn't even spill his beer
ILLIDAN IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
You're still getting a year license suspension no matter what unless you blow triple zeroes. You literally can't win a DUI stop unless you're absolutely positively 100% sober.
It sounds like you need more points in Heavy Drinker and Bluff.
I'm almost certain there is a legal limit that is not 0.
It's the smell they get you with. One cop had me step out because he "smelled weed". I smoke cigarettes in my car and it smells nasty yeah but he found no weed after an hour having to sit in the back of his car. It's why I don't drive at night anymore.
Real shit why can't we just kill these people?
Of you were "swerving" or smelled like alcohol, even if you blow below the limit they can still make the decision to take you in. You'll have to take the rest to court but you will spend the night in jail for DUI and have your car towed if the officer feels like it.
the impressive part is that she make the first cut so cleanly that the cut portion actually balances on its stump. then she hits that one too.
Damn
What shithole do you live in? I want to avoid it.
>smelled weed
HAHAHAHAHA oldest trick in the book. Just begin casting Summon Lawyer as soon as one of those thugs tries that move.
>SWORDMASTER
>TRICKSTER
>SWOR-
>TRICK-
etc etc
I need context right fucking now.
Did you get handcuffed? What did the cop look like? This stuff is so hot to me.
I lived in white suburbia with bored cops at the time.
YOU CANNOT DODGE WHAT YOU CANNOT SEE
straight outta my cooking anime
>If you can't stand the heat...
I miss FFXI :(
>smelled weed
This is such fucking bullshit that this is considered to be legal
Fuck cops and fuck anyone who supports them
No cuffs, didn't know what I was pulled over for until they let me go (broken headlight still gave me a ticket for that), ironically they didn't turn off my headlights so my battery died and they wouldn't jump me, cops were two Mexicans who really seemed to think my gun in the trunk was cool considering they finger fucked it and pointed in the street for fun. Mind you this was in California, they thought they broke my AR because the magazine wouldn't come out because of the mag release laws.
I fucking hate cops, and I'm white.
Ahh, rich people land. At least I don't have to worry about shitty cops on top of crippling economic destruction, total collapse of education, and rampant drug addiction here.
Only one man can defeat him.
Bruce Lee's spirit form.
Mr Shakedown has been getting tough ultimately
It just kept getting better
that filename
>mexican cops
>acting like dumb mexican hoods with badges
Holy shit, I want to puke. I may be a faggot but Cali is a sick, sick place. Never been more thankful for the friendly white cops around here.
Is that a Total Drama Island reference?
Also funny enough the next day I was driving home from a 24 hour cafe at 2am just fucking knowing I was going to get pulled over. And yeah I did, by the time he walked up there were 2 more cruisers that showed up. I said "fucking what? My headlight?" And he said no, the license plate light, so I said great, I just got pulled over last night, I'm working on it. That dude at least let me go right away but I'm still fucking annoyed after 4 years.
An hour? Did he search your trunk?
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖHH!!! :DDDDD
Actually it was the white "weapons expert" cop they called over who was playing with the gun. Dude was so mad his department had a mandatory safety rule on their pistols.
On topic, yes, the cops are that fucking boss that you can't beat.
is that a downie?
This lad comes up and asks you if you want a quick, cheap lay. What do you say?
Well of course. That's where they found my legal firearm that they didn't even know how to run the serial on. They literally asked me to show them how.
SHOW ME YOUR RAGE!
Dunston: The Early Years
what's his theme song?
what if it is thinking phone pictures are how pouchers find them?
superior to western women
cute
because they are conscious. not all of them, but a lot of the times when you think they aren't, they are and they want to live
Absolutely BASED story. I recommend you all put on some Dad Rock while reading this.
>took a pol science class last semester
>most didnt remember 9/11
>no one remembered about this
I want that costume.
holy fuck, id be shitting myself.
don't cassowaries usually stay away from people?
There's a term called "Wet and Reckless" that cops will pin on you if blow above 0 but below .08BAC. 90% of the time it results in a citation.
This sounds like old TF2blog writing.
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actual picture of me cooking breakfast for my wife and her boyfriend (female)
this is just like in my Japanese animes
CROSS COUNTAH
holy shit
coalburners are fucking vile.
>americans celebrating violence to animals
YEAH KILLEM
> nobody noticed the bamboo dummy was pre-cut
>final boss in NFSU3
>yuropoor weeping like sissy baby over the thought a poor widdew innocent ADULT GRIZZLY BEAR got huwt
Situation normal.
is that a roppongi hostess club bouncer
So we should have killed Hawkins too then?
1 year of his life was more valuable than 3x of your whole lives will be
Yet we dont exterminate useless scum like you. Rly maeks u thnik
No it wasn't.
Dude killed a fucking bear without any weapons, I'd say that does deserve some recognition, unlike the faggots who shoot them from a mile away and expect people to think they did something challenging.
Terminator arrived in china instead of LA
He was drunk and roided out and got pissed the old lady gave money to a beggar
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>female cat
I bet he fucks her
Chinese Terminator
They're pretty curious actually from what I've heard, also super fucking dangerous and kill/maim people all the time
Oh shit, here we go again.
I mean, saying no would probably be more dangerous at that point.
i've literally seen this same news story in my local area in the US.
I hate it when they do that, re run old news stories or re-tell it.
>a big cat will never lick your forehead with her (his) barbed tongue right down to the bone of your skull
Sweet, a reddit thread.
Would get fucking slaughtered in a real fight. Spindly arms just make for easy rape targets
>when you finally get that combo right
imagine getting triggered by a jap cutting bamboo for fun
No, he's a real white house chef.
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
Once again I have cut something worthless.
*you fall apart*
She asked him for money. He said he didnt have any. Bought food.
Oh, I'm the king of the swingers,
Oh, the jungle V-I-P!
Those pics on the news spooked me when I was a kid.
Running low on funds, the coal burner begins her mating dance, hoping to secure the negro's seed, which can become child support later on. However, this negro has already found a stable mate, making the coalburner's advances pointless.
>boss intro
Calm down, Snake. It's not a cave demon.
OLI OLI O
>attacks
>lariat
>rhino charge (gets stuck if hits wall)
>jump slam shockwave
>charm (male and female)
>The Once proud Silver Knights of Gwyn, Lord of Cinder, now roam around Lordan wielding powerful weapons
>So...this is the power of the incel
>P.S.: YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS
Phone posters made this site cancer, leave and never comeback
You should have taken their badge numbers and gotten a good Jew lawyer to fuck the department over for civil rights violations. At the very least the cops who pulled you over would get in trouble for messing around with your gun in what sounds like an unsafe manner.
PERSONA!
You can see a face forming with the abs between 0:37 and 0:40 spooky
You were at my side all along...
c u t e
This is the irl vidya boss thread, not the ylyl thread
You'll have to defeat all of us.
i have to watch more poo kino
no homo
Notice at these events that the leftists always cover their faces, while the right goes in looking like they would any other day on the streets. And this despite the fact people get fired if even vague right wing associations are discovered, while ANTIFAgs are de-facto supported by the media. Leftoids are such fucking cowards.
defeat him before he eats nutella and regains hp
>ultra instinct.webm
Their vag is far too small for even tiny human dicks.
>Boss can be romanced
Looks like the kind of asshole boss that would start charging a one-hit kill attack the moment its HP drops below 10%
>all the best qualities of cats and dogs when domesticated
It's not fair bros, why are foxes illegal to keep as pets in most places
FINAL ATTACK: [REDACTED]
You can see his will to live decreasing with every second that passes.
Unironically one of the final bosses
pretty sure I would have killed myself if I were this guy
Shit meme. They have killed two people in the last 70 years.
Sorry white boy; Asians only.
I'm sure death counts in Indonesia are very timely and accurate
URAMESHI
Ricecookers are even more baffling and nonsensical than coalburners
Because if we killed people like you then we wouldn't be able to enjoy your delightful posts.
He was just in musth. It's like roid rage in humans x20
awww dats a good girl
Y-YAMAROOOOOO
Oh my
Imagine the smell
>Pinched jugular vein
>Lack of blood flow to the brain
Go look up what veins do if you are dumb enough to believe this story
excuse me what
>this isnt even my final form.
He used the 5 second exploding heart technique.
My guess is because people just say "jugular" when they mean "carotid artery" because no one can remember that one lol
We posting Asians in crazy head gear?
messi is a boy and is not for sexual
Sally Stageplay from cuphead does it
>A Eurofaggot gets triggered by masculinity
Not surprised
Japanese crows love to act weird.
>boss shoots powerful projectiles at you throughout the entire level
do you get this mad every time you see that webm? lmao
yeah and?
Is road warrior 1 and 2 any good?
was this before or after the popularity.
this almost seems like before, which is great
looks like the boss you could stun lock and rush through 4 different forms.
does his hair double as an impact guard
top right is the actual boss.
There is so much grease in that hair that bullets would just slide off harmlessly
The trench coat mafia?
crow lost leg
crow smart
crow stand on wings to adapt
Far Cry taught me to kill these raging ass hole birds on sight
It's because leftists are used to street activism and street violence whereas rightoids have no idea what they're doing.
The left has been practising political violence for decades, so they're a lot better at it.
the first one is just called Mad Max, the second one is called The Road Warrior and yeah it's good
I bet she can give really good hugs
That's not true, they get more rowdy than dogs and cats
is that a girl on the left?
I don't know
ayy
CUTE
>Japan World Cup entry from Africa.jpg
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this guy, this guy
He look like a stand user
Glass jaw there got brain damage from that when his head hit the pavement.
No one ever mentions the secret member of their entourage, plastic bucket hat lady.
"This ancestor did not kill civilians"
i can't believe africa
Super Castlevania IV
thot status: patrolled
Look at the hero there immediately running to the next girl as though he's about to have his big fight scene. before realizing that she doesn't actually want to fight.
Yakuza substories got pretty weird didn't they?
How do I get a samurai gf
Oh boy, mankind sure benefited from him pulling dumb shit like dark matter out of his ass.
He was surrounded
does anyone have the dmc edit?
Absolutely laughable.
Funny you say that, considering it's almost always right wingers who commit terrorism
I love this gif. Everything about it makes no sense.
>Man to the left pretending to take a shit
>Guy retard-punches two women, one and old woman
>Walks away like Paxton Fettel
>Women stand around awkwardly, just before the fucking gravity of the earth switches polarity, rolling onto its side, however, the old lady seems to be the only one affected by it
Amerimutts really don't lose any opportunity to show off how much they hate themselves.
Your nation will die soon enough.
>Stealth vs Stealth
>millennials
>activism
You don't do shit, you are a generation of autistic cowards.
What they need to do with "activist" scum is that next time they form a protest or a rally, send in the military to eliminate them.
Activists are not people.
mating press
I explained this on /pol/ to the same gif just a few days ago. Pulled it back up and cleaned it up of /pol/itical language.
Special needs sports competitions, sad and funny as we view it, are actually both chosen to be participated in by the handicapped as well as incredibly good for the competitors both physically and emotionally. Think about it, it's something that these people can actually do to feel somewhat normal and it is good for them. If you ever go, the special needs people actually have a god damn ball. Even just participating can make even the worst cases smile. They get to interact with more people and make friends with other handicapped from all over and normal folk. My mother helps with special needs people in her retirement by introducing them to horses and horseback riding for the more mentally and psychically sound. We even have programs in America to help teach these people how to work in businesses where they can actually help and be self sufficient and connect them with companies that embrace them as employees.
Honestly we should do more to help these people who ACTUALLY can't help themselves and not the welfare recipients.
I wish I had the mental fortitude of my mother and help more, I just get sad when I deal with them, even when they are happy.
You need to stop believing everything you read on /pol/ and probably go back.
Right, just sit back and let your betters decide everything for you
Wanting change means you deserve to die
NO, THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
>you are a generation
>millenials
BOOMER DETECTED, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
There is a scene from Nick Cutters The Deep where a man becomes a living beehive. I imaging this is what it would look like. Really good horror novel.
Fuck I've had this on my Goodreads "to read" for a while, once I finish with the Magnus Archive I'll hit this guy up
As opposed to what, letting you decide?
What do you know about ruling a country?
Hell, I bet every single person in that webm has not even about economics.
The vast majority of civilians are way too stupid to even take care of their own body, let alone take care of an entire country.
Holy fuck
>civilians
Holy fuck, are you a fucking grunt or even worse, a cop?
Either way, kill yourself you fascistic faggot
I miss the days when authoritarian cucks like you were laughed off this website
>looked back
Beta as fuck.
>The vast majority of civilians are way too stupid to even take care of their own body, let alone take care of an entire country.
And yet democracies are better than autocracies on every material metric.
Cry more retard, but reality refutes your dumb ideology.
You haven't answered.
What makes you apt to make choices in how countries are ruled?
Look at you, this is how you solve your difference in opinions Activists are rabid, dangerous savages.
The Troop is also a really good one by him. It's sort of like a zombie book but it takes the insatiable hunger to really cool levels. Like the infected will do and eat anything to make the hunger stop. He's eating rocks, bark, shelled crabs off the riverbank, shit like that, he even feels his stomach rib at one point and just has the need to put more and more shit in there.
The dude does fantasy and eldrich horror right, which is rare to see now. I wish I could find more books with that type of horror but most now are grounded in realism, most of which I can just watch the news and see worse.
>What makes you apt to make choices in how countries are ruled?
Irrelevant.
Legitimate government > effective government.
Those who trade liberty for security deserve neither.
Yeah whatever Pol Pot, don't you have a country to destroy?
I'm not engaging in a bad faith debate with an actual mongoloid like you
What legitimate government?
You just choose between which puppet of Israel you prefer.
I'm not destroying any countries, in fact, i'd like to stop you from doing it, which you've been working on it hard for about 10 years now.
Civilians were given a chance to prove that they were reliable and smart, and you completely wasted and are becoming more and more stupid by the day, to the point of wishing communism back.
hey for the record, I'm the other guy arguing with that retard, and I wanted to tell you that I'm a commie, though I imagine you're probably right libertarian considering we're on Yea Forums
just wanted to tell you that libertarians on the right and left have more in common with each other than we do with right or left authoritarians
I love you bro
Disgusting what those soldiers did.
>who wants a body massage?
>You just choose between which puppet of Israel you prefer.
So what?
Legitimate =/= you personally support every single policy of the government. You have a child's understanding of politics, where things not going your way is due to a flaw in the system. You perceive the purpose of political systems as being to implement your will. In reality the Western tradition sets up political systems to prevent abuse.
You are exactly the person that our political system was designed to defeat, so no wonder you're butthurt about it.
Go jerk off over Pinochet some more you retarded faggot
If you're a troop or a cop I genuinely hope you get shot in the line of duty and if you're neither then I hope you try to shoot up a courthouse and get shot in the head immediately
lol
>Hawkins scum artist the great
I do this in the bathroom when I'm alone.
So basically, you don't actually care about what happens to the country, you'd stand upon a pile of ashes as long as you said "at least this happened under a party I chose".
This is why you are not fit to have any hand in a government, you are just way too stupid.
>You are exactly the person that our political system was designed to defeat
And now it's turning all countries into 3rd world shitholes.
No, i'm in a private security company, I used to be in the military though, but it's easy to survive as long as you are not utterly retarded.
And besides, who would shoot me? You yourselves are doing your best to disarm yourselves so that you are easier to put down in case you get uppity.
Cooling method for certian birds
Wasn't Hawkins normal while he was young but deteriorated over time
bend over
>you yourselves are doing your best to disarm yourselves
Joke's on you I'm part of a socialist gun advocacy group
he actually got crippled
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS
You too bro.
my massage therapist is a massive black lad like this. been to the doctor like 4 times for my messed up shoulder, and he just whacked it back in place, and gave me a powerful massage afterwards. never felt better in my life.
I sincerely hope you fail, and you will, because everyday you prove you are all potential terrorists and why giving civilians guns is a horrible idea.
Unlike Switzerland, not a bad country with almost no shootings despite allowing open carry, but maybe it's the advantage of not having the most retarded population in the west.
We have to deal with what we have, and what we have are a bunch of rabid dogs.
that guy has permanent brain damage, so the mask didn't really help. the maga chad turned a fruit into a vegetable.
>SS
>Soul Silver
>Sword and Shield
>Social services
>Starting strength
oh
right ring extremism has killed 80 people since 2001. omar mateen, a radical muslim, killed 50 in 2 minutes. try again.
>So basically, you don't actually care about what happens to the country
And you don't actually care about what happens to the people.
You put your collective delusion of "the nation" above the real life flesh and blood human beings that occupy it.
You're a useful idiot dancing on the strings of corrupt autocrats who are selling you nostalgia for a place that never existed while they sell your future out from under you to billionaires. Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people.
>you are just way too stupid.
I've got 2 degrees in political science, an IQ of 155, and I work in policy development for my state government. In my spare time I read memoirs from diplomats and read the news. My father was a departmental head working directly under cabinet members.
I'm not saying that makes me right, but it makes me anything but ignorant.
>And now it's turning all countries into 3rd world shitholes.
Demonstrably wrong. Living standards have not fallen much, and the falls that have happened have happened because of rising inequality and not any problems with productivity. Basically you are being robbed by elites and blaming the only thing that can stop them - the government.
HE GETS ON THE FUCKING BIKE!!!
>calls people terrorists while supporting terrorism committed by a state
Just shut the fuck up already, you can't virtue signal like that if you aren't actually virtuous
>dat brain damage
Yikes.
Sweaty, radical muslims are right wing
They're extremely traditional and focused on returning to some past that never existed in the first place
No one in their right mind would take you seriously if you claimed radical islamists were left wing
>lift wingers support the most ultra violent right wing group on earth
i dunno, doesn't really check out, seems like commies assisting commies.
>duplicate file error
What
Damn you
>And you don't actually care about what happens to the people.
Not even yourselves do, all what you have done over the past 10 years is destructive activism, the purpose of all what you have done is harm, you never build towards anything, you just want to cause harm.
>You're a useful idiot dancing on the strings of corrupt autocrats
No autocrats are in power right now, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
>I've got 2 degrees in political science, an IQ of 155, and I work in policy development for my state government
The impressive part here is that you still actually believe in democracy.
>blaming the only thing that can stop them - the government.
I'm not blaming the government, i'm blaming you.
Modern activists have no ideals or values, they are just in this to attack the other side.
These people are terrorists, and we spend around a trillion a year in tools to deal with this kind of people.
Left wingers don't support radical islam, get your head out of your ass
>islamic fundamentalists are communists
Dude, read a book
Fuck vultures are cool
God I can't wait to shoot people like you in the civil war
>CRAB....BATTLE
You mean you'll throw me your $2000 1TB iPhone 20.
By the time such a thing happens, you won't have any guns to shoot with.
I suggest you stick to pretending Twitter posts affect real life, you'll be safer.
There is no point in a government if it doesn't exist solely for the protection and enrichment of its own people and that is literally impossible if it doesn't derive its power from those same people
Authoritarians of all ilk are brain damaged because they don't understand that a detached, despotic ruling body can never genuinely care about the common folk
As opposed to letting you terrorists run rampant?
Look at yourselves, you stupid savages.
Nobody would complain if you weren't turning the country into a hell hole.
>Ultimecia
yeah
It would cost nothing to just give the sad fuck a high five. What a stupid bitch.
>There is no point in a government if it doesn't exist solely for the protection and enrichment of its own people
What does that have to do with pretty much any government nowadays?
They are all owned by corporations and billionaires, they do not serve you.
I'm suggesting making the billionaires, the CEOs and the idealist terrorists pay for all the harm that they do to the world.
A company should be under the leash of the government, and if it doesn't directly benefit the country or the people, it should be instantly shut down.
And billionaires shouldn't exist at all, much like activists, they are too dangerous to let them run around freely.
>water
>earth
>wind
>fire
>and in the center, the dark lord
kino
>boss fight's music has rap
>you just want to cause harm
The fact that you can believe that about normal human beings is demonstrative of how far you have descended into pure ideology. Only a tiny, tiny fraction of the population actually has a sociopathic desire to hurt people - and those that do have that desire go about realising it in other ways.
>No autocrats are in power right now
Not for lack of trying.
>The impressive part here is that you still actually believe in democracy.
There's literally no reason not to. Democratic societies are materially and morally superior to autocracies. Democratic countries have more effective governments, provide better for their people, are more peaceful, etc. etc. etc, and they are also more humane and better at realising "universal" human values.
>I'm not blaming the government, i'm blaming you.
You cannot even articulate what you are blaming me for in an objective and measurable way.
Yeah, dude, the whole point of being a communist is being angry about the fact that billionaires exist and control us and wanting to abolish them and the governments that serve them
Fascism isn't getting away from capitalism, in fact it's basically ubercapitalism.
>ywn have a power bottom muscly nip gf
why live.
>100% Status Effect Resistance
Why do bosses have to be like this
>Fascism is ubercapitalism
lmao. Read some GLR or something, Fascism is the combining the Workers and the Capital into one functioning organ, that can work among themselves to create a more prosperous society.
There should be caps for personal maximum money at a time. Say, one million or so. People who go over that are forced to spend their money or be taxed heavily, resulting in no one being too rich at a time.
>The fact that you can believe that about normal human beings is demonstrative of how far you have descended into pure ideology.
I'm sure if activists were different they would have shown that at least once in the past 10 years, but everything they demand is harm for others.
They are terrorists and they have to be dealt with before they put the entire country at risk.
>Not for lack of trying.
Of course not, those elites you hate so much that actually own your governments would never let anyone against their interests get into power.
>Democratic societies are materially and morally superior to autocracies
Is that why the US and Europe are degenerating into a massive joke full of people dead inside, more and more addicted to drugs and more and more disgusting degeneracy running rampant?
This is what happens when you let ignorants rule.
>You cannot even articulate what you are blaming me for in an objective and measurable way.
For going out of your way to make the choices and support those people who had absolutely no interest in bettering countries, in fact, you only go for those who sell the countries out, be it to corporations, or foreign nations, or both.
If the US was a just and objective place we would have, for example, declared war on Israel a long time ago, but since they are in control, that will never happen, and you put the people who let that happen in charge.
They're evolving.
>It's another tankie in dreamland episode
Keep talking about your communist utopia that will never ever exist,maybe you'll find someone that won't fall asleep
>two authoritarian left wing ideologies fighting one another without realizing that one begets the other almost every time
fuck you both and fuck your overreach
domesticated foxes piss fucking everywhere
>I have died many times by your hand, hero. But this will not be another link in the chain.
>theyre used to it
>get knocked the fuck out left and right by random fucking dudebros
lmao
>fascism is left wing
READ A FUCKING BOOK
>tfw you piss off the shopkeeper
>socialist gun advocacy group
Do you have an argument or just reaction images?
>Self-Destruct
FEEL THE WRATH OF SHAO KAHN
play stupid games.. etc etc
I have no interest in arguing with you, just wanted to laugh at you.
You are like an all-male feminist group.
because like a decade ago a huge lifeless retard learned how to type and it typed competently and it shocked the world, so we trained other retards to type and some of them type competently and can have conversations because they learned english growing up, but literally could never apply it verbally without sounding like "HURRRRGHLLYY"
what the fuck is that guy on the left doing
>I'm sure if activists were different they would have shown that at least once in the past 10 years
How many activists have you spoken to in the past 10 years?
>They are terrorists and they have to be dealt with before they put the entire country at risk.
At risk of what?
>Of course not, those elites you hate so much that actually own your governments would never let anyone against their interests get into power.
Muh conspiracy theories.
>Is that why the US and Europe are degenerating into a massive joke full of people dead inside, more and more addicted to drugs and more and more disgusting degeneracy running rampant?
But they're not. Crime is down, drug use is down, "degeneracy" is a buzzword, and basically you're wrong. Like I said, you have been sold a narrative.
Your mind is not a reliable source of facts. There's a famous quote about marketing which applies to this situation: "about half of what I know is wrong. The problem is, I don't know which half." That's the situation when it comes to politics, and why it's so important not to just repeat how you feel but to actually get the facts before each and every decision.
>For going out of your way to make the choices and support those people who had absolutely no interest in bettering countries, in fact, you only go for those who sell the countries out, be it to corporations, or foreign nations, or both.
None of that is objective or measurable and it's barely even articulate.
looks like a regular npc in a hitman game
>the whole point of being a communist is being angry about the fact that billionaires exist and control us and wanting to abolish them and the governments that serve them
Pfff hahahaha look at this retard.
Marx shows why civilians should never own guns.
I hope more school shootings happen so they eventually get banned.
>boss is a goomba-esque grunt but significantly powered-up
Why are leftists always historically weaker? The ones who freed the slaves were right leaning for example.
is that a boy or girl
>marx
>lenin
>mao
You can own guns in the Soviet and China?
these guys are still the dumbest shit i have ever seen
if you dont know its basically poor africans that spend all their families money on relatively expensive and flashy suits
i wonder how they dont get robbed
It was quite literally minutes after bethesda'd e3 conference
Personally most of the activists I know are rowdy outsiders in their early 20's that mostly use it as an outlet for their pent up anger.
They're typically wary of humans, but the ones that approach typically expect food because dumbasses have fed them in the past. Sometimes people pick fights with them, too. However, is exaggerated; they're probably more dangerous than, say, a penguin but objectively they attack few people and killer far fewer.
Weaker people need social safety nets. Though if you're talking about specifically within this last few generations. That's just because we're in the ass-end of this empire so we're going to hit destruction soon and it'll go back to the start and people will start being proper humans again.
Hawking wasn't retarded, he has paralyzed
yes
Oh no, two animals got in the fight but one of the animals was smart, this is a travesty.
thought the same thing. You can tell he's a little bitch because it's as soon as she hits the ground.
>oh fuck i'm in trouble huh
What is her problem?
>because like a decade ago a huge lifeless retard learned how to type and it typed competently and it shocked the world,
you have an article on this?
Not modern china but that's because modern china isn't maoist, it's a disgusting mess of state capitalism and surveillance
But yes, you could own guns in the Soviet Union when it existed and in maoist china too
People always cite Stalin and Mao for reasons why gun control is bad but they forget that Mao literally armed as many peasants as he possibly could and Marx himself said that everyone should be armed
Anyone who equates socialism with disarmament is historically illiterate
>How many activists have you spoken to in the past 10 years?
A good couple of them.
All of them jobless, late 20 somethings that looked way older than their age. Very unhealthy too, I really doubt there's going to be any civil war with people like these making up the frontlines.
I have yet to met one that I didn't feel like causing physical harm to, though.
>At risk of what?
You tell me what risk violent riots and terrorism causes.
>Muh conspiracy theories.
What conspiracy theories, it's a fact companies buy politicians all the time and have them by the balls.
The military industry is a big one.
>Crime is down, drug use is down
Sure it is.
> "degeneracy" is a buzzword, and basically you're wrong
Damn, you just convinced me.
I guess i'll ignore the amount of propaganda being shoved down kids' throats and all the millennial scum turning their kids into transexuals.
A lot of people are running around without being punished properly.
>None of that is objective or measurable and it's barely even articulate.
You have made one terrible choice after another and the average civilian knows nothing about politics beyond treatment of minorities.
You do not deserve to have a say in how nations are ruled, you were given a chance and you proved everyone against democracy right.
The real reason is so all the carers, psychologists, doctors, special olympic commitees, nurses, teachers,etc can leech off your tax dollars and be rich.
That's it. The retards are a tool to steal your money. Just like nogs.
>both want to control every single aspect of a persons life in slightly different ways
pretty fucking left wing
No, I just associate socialism with poberty.
god I hate audiophiles
even animals know to keep thots in their place
for a guy who brags about his physical prowess and military past you sound miserable. Aren't you supposed to be better and more successful than these anons? I hope you feel better one day without becoming the next mass shooter.
retard
When the zombie apocalypse comes, you're going to need someone who can move faster than the zombies but isn't smart enough not to make sound to keep the zombies away from the house.
It's why we train them to run now.
All that and his headset is not audiophile certified.
>black Agent 47 prepares to poison the president's food
LOL Made me think of Joachim from Shadow Hearts just taking random shit to use as a weapon
Damn, you sure told him.
>you sound miserable
Of course I am, the world is in the hands of horrible people who will never accept that they are the problem and always refuse to fix their mistakes.
>there are people who havent taken the ancap/objectivist pill
Sad!
I have never seen a more antifa-pilled post then this.
>black
That's just normal Agent 47, my dude. His disguise is just really good.
Blacks like this cured my racism. When blacks are based, they're really fucking based.
And they expect us not to laugh at these poor fucks?
was this man an ancient giga chad
Why does this give me an erection?
Yeah, that one webm changes the fact that they are still mostly criminals, have more STDs and are more prone to be gay.
I keep forgetting that Americans base their world views more on individual webms and Twitter screencaps rather than research based on reality.
Probably because right wing ideologues commit all the severe political violence in the US (murders) and they have a track record for threatening people with death and showing up at peoples houses if you happen to get doxxed and not affiliate with them. The left doesn't do this by the way. The worst shit they'll do is get you fired, but you shouldn't expect lefties coming to your house shooting through your window.
>drinking this much of the kool-aid you think anyone supports radical islam let alone lefties
>not looking at the ideology itself to realize it's related to the right (suppression of women's right/minority groups, fearmongering, nationalism)
Sorry you conflate every muslim or darky with whatever worst thing keeps you up at night, but that's not how these things work in reality.
>I hope more people die so more people can lose their rights.
Fags like you are the reason why the world sucks ass.
Quote where I indicated it was just that one webm
>All of them jobless, late 20 somethings that looked way older than their age
That's not consistent with my experience.
>You tell me what risk violent riots and terrorism causes.
So you think that activists cause violent riots and terrorism, rather than activism, violent riots, and terrorism all being symptoms of another cause? That seems like smoothbrain analysis to me, user.
>What conspiracy theories
The one where there is an infallible shadow-network of elites who all want the same things and pick who wins elections.
I've met elites. It works nothing like that, and voters have far more power than they believe. Even elites are captive to larger forces in society, which even a cursory reading of history would reveal even if you didn't have my level of access.
>Sure it is.
Muh alternative facts.
>Damn, you just convinced me.
You cannot articulate objective and measurable criteria of "degeneracy." How then is anyone supposed to convince you of anything when you constantly shift the goalposts and refuse to specify what you're actually talking about? You say that propaganda is being shoved down kids throats. What propaganda? Where? Which kids? What are the facts? Where is your data? You don't have any. You just have a feeling, and a narrative that has been sold to you. Big man shows you news article, you have a knee-jerk disgust reflex (which is valid), and then you whine on the internet. There is nothing more to you or your "arguments." You are unconvincable.
>You have made one terrible choice after another
And my nation enjoys the highest standard of living in all of its history as a result.
I will let them be the judge.
Enjoy your Stalinist fantasies, retardo. Don't expect further reply.
>Tifae3reveal.webm
fixed
A lot more people will die and suffer if we let this go on.
Civilians are way too stupid and rabid to give them such power.
They are supposed to be cogs in a machine, not machines themselves.
>the user who bases his reality on webms
>vs the user who bases his reality on anonymous posts on Yea Forums
Whoever wins, we lose
>Europoor seeths once again when somebody defends himself instead of dying
Todd is love.
>the only thing to the left is anarchy, the only thing to the right is authoritarianism
What kind of retard actually believes this?
>chef rush
god damn even his name is metal as fuck
Yea Forums is /pol/ you dumb tourist, you're the one who needs to go back.
>Second quote is nixon
okay but why
Todd is a treasure.
>damn america you crazy
shut up faggot
that is one drinky snek
Shit man you are right on pretty much everything you said but you sure sound like an insufferable cunt
Is Toddy chan kawaii ugu OwO.
>you'll see, this time we won't corrupt and take everything, THIS time our unstable, powerful government system will do it CORRECTLY
>trying this hard
>That's not consistent with my experience.
Okay.
>So you think that activists cause violent riots and terrorism, rather than activism, violent riots, and terrorism all being symptoms of another cause?
Yes, those are caused by poor leadership.
Thing is, civilians will never make the connection between their terrible choices and that leadership.
They will always just be content with feeling smug over their candidate winning, not about the country going well.
>The one where there is an infallible shadow-network of elites who all want the same things and pick who wins elections.
They don't pick anyone, they just buy those who win.
Each company puts some money, and they get away with what they want, which is always ways to increase their profit, at the expense of the welfare state.
>You say that propaganda is being shoved down kids throats. What propaganda? Where? Which kids? What are the facts? Where is your data? You don't have any.
Absolutely everywhere?
In all entertainment media, in public libraries, on the street, on the school.
Propaganda that pushes the interest of companies, such as excessive immigration since immigrants are cheaper workers.
>And my nation enjoys the highest standard of living in all of its history as a result.
The same one with 3rd world-tier crime rates and some of the poorest civilians ever?
>Don't expect further reply.
I don't expect it, you are a civilian, you will never learn unless it's by force, as usual.
seriously what did he do?
I know. I just wanted to yell at somebody today.
>TAAAAANK
the Lost Boys
that explains californias situation
That's the most retarded and bootlicker mentally I have ever seen. So you want to lose rights just because it may stop some violence. What happens when the ones in charge decide to do harm to the average person, what then? Should they just lay back? Fags like you that are to afraid of having the responsibility of freedom, deserve the rope.
t. cassowary
N-N-NANI
shut up you dumb nigger
>Sorry you conflate every muslim or darky with whatever worst thing keeps you up at night, but that's not how these things work in reality.
lmao, what a fucking retard, yeah, the violence spikes are sure not real at all.
>daredevil was created due to the sins of commie larpers
kino
fucking lmao at /pol/ newshits
grow thicker skin
The opposite is being a bootlicker of civilians.
>What happens when the ones in charge decide to do harm to the average person, what then?
Don't give them a reason to.
For example, don't be a terrorist.
I'm in the thread actually
I'm not as cool as Stormrage tho
Do you have a lawyer on retainer?
>A leftard
>Telling anyone to grow a thicker skin.
rip
Let's roll back seven years and visit an alternate timeline. /pol/ was deleted for some reason but is gone forever. How actually decent is this site?
Both him and his ex-wife were shitheads that couldn't stop fucking people behind each others backs and decided to air all their dirty laundry on social media.
I'd rather delete Yea Forums before gamergate, it brought too many faggots like you here.
>I need to bring up /pol/ in every thread but they're the ones ruining this website
I would rather be a bootlicker to myself. Also the government can easily make anything you do become illegal. You got a different view on what big daddy government thinks, sorry user you are now a threat to the country and now classified as a terrorist. Bootlickers like you are scum of the earth and the only reason why you love giving rights away is the fact that you can't even trust yourself with those rights.
rip
>Why isn't this site a political safespace just like ResetEra!? BWAHHHHH
Just go back.
>acquires a 16-year-old female disciple
>"accidentally" falls from their kayak & drowns on the way to train with her on an island
i think we both know the student surpassed the master
>Refusing to even answer the question
>Or yet just deflecting
Answers the question of who's actually in this thread, I guess. Later nerds.
I'm not gay but fuck me I'm jelous. I wish I had the genes
You are a literal slave.
Don't know what military you served, but goddamn did they do a good job of making you into an obedient dog.
That's why I do not want the current government, I want all the politicians sent to jail for treason.
LE SAPE
Exactly the same as it is now but Yea Forums's deadly cancer has spread to a couple more boards.
>all politicians sent to jail for treason
>judges clear them of all charges because they also have political bents, or they are outright pardoned
Oh well, better not complain about it. Don't want to be a terrorist, right?
So what kind of gov you want?
The state of Japan proves your idiotic idology incorrect.
>What happens when the ones in charge decide to do harm to the average person, what then?
Vote them out of office, like Japan does, how is this fucking hard? What are you going to do shoot politicians?? Bullets don't make social change.
I wish I could eliminate them as domestic enemies, like I swore to do many years ago.
I'm willing to risk getting baited, what is this?
No, I joined the military precisely because I hoped I would get to fight all the activist scum around the country, but it seems like the government tolerates the presence of these savages for no reason at all.
I don't know why the military is sent to fight ISIS, but not antifas and neo-nazis.
These creatures are right in our doorstep.
Retards like you are the reason how the Nazis gained power and other forms of oppressive governments gain power. You just like to keep your head down and stare at the sand so as long as you don't get hurt.
Japan is Japanese.
America and other western countries are multicultural disasters.
Thanks for improving this board by leaving.
If you think the violence that those cucks are doing is anywhere near as bad as the harm our own leaders are doing, then you got it all wrong.
wait they both cheated on eachother?
at the same time?
I really want to see this man in one of those bull masks from Dragon Quest
>Bullets don't make social change.
>but it seems like the government tolerates the presence of these savages for no reason at all.
Because they work for the government, just like you.
have sex
What are you 22? Antifa only really became newsworthy in 2017.
What did you just do your four and then pout because you weren't allowed to kill civilians?
Play video games.
the successor to the hokuto shinken...
Yeah and japan is falling apart because of it
Yeah, just like all those Chinese politicians who you can still vote for
Oh fucking wait.
nice
LIGHT CREAM, BAYBEE
>and japan is falling apart because of it
lol
The Nazis had a kind of right idea. Hitler was way too soft with his enemies, (as we've seen by his refusal to invade the UK) and that pity was his undoing.
>You just like to keep your head down and stare at the sand so as long as you don't get hurt.
I like justice and order, I like seeing people who do harm be punished and seeing things work like a well oiled machine.
The current system is the complete opposite of this, it rewards unsability, terrorism and decadency.
You joined the wrong thing. The purpose of the military is first and foremost to protect the Constitution of the United States. And the will of our commander in chief. We serve the public. And it's up to the public to decide what it wants to do. We just uphold their decisions.you shoulda ben a politician.
>implying a fuckton of countries aren't in various stages of falling apart as we speak
Might be a typo, but occlusion of the jugular vein could create intracranial hypertension and could fuck up the bear even more?
Really, Japan is falling apart? Have you looked around? America? Europe? China? Every country in the world is falling apart. Japan is better off than most.
proof that americans are intrinsically evil
>IRL Vidya bosses thread begins
>Proceeding apace
>BOY DO I SURE HATE THE LEFT post emerges
>Thread devolves into strictly not vidya
>People will defend this rampant shitposting because reasons
God damn what happened
>very aged population with terrible birth rate
>people working themselves to death at 30
Violent activists preceede antifa.
The birth of these organization, and still not being able to do anything about it is why I left the army.
>We serve the public.
By eliminating threats.
Wouldn't you say violent activists, like the likes of antifa, are a far bigger threat to the public than a bunch of radical muslims in the other side of the world?
Why aren't these people being actively hunted down and everything about their infrastructure dismantled completely?
i highly doubt it, looks like she hams it up hard like 10 seconds later to make sure people notice
Unfortunately in practice it's not to protect the Constitution, it's to further the "interests" of our country.
Cringe.
Oh no, a country has reached population stability, whatever will we do if a small island country doesn't double in population every ten years?
>I've got 2 degrees in political science, an IQ of 155, and I work in policy development for my state government. In my spare time I read memoirs from diplomats and read the news. My father was a departmental head working directly under cabinet members.
chortled
should have written a bit more for a pasta
No I wouldn't say that because I'm not a mongoloid
>filename
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Yeah you like that until the people in power decide you aren't a benefit to them and decide that you got to go. I can't believe there are retards like you that exist and actually love the idea of losing rights and losing control over your life.
Then you are just another threat, maybe even one of those groups themselves.
>MUH ANTIFA MUH ANTIFA
Shut the fuck up boomer
Black is metal you dum dum
As a member of the military we don't make those decisions. Regardless of my opinion we only uphold the laws. Because that is not the Democratic way. To be fair we we're like them to a degree when we started the revolution.
>thinking his refusal to invade the UK was soft
Holy shit your retarded. Sure Hitler did have more favorable views of Britain but he did create plans and preparations to invade Britain but he couldn't do it because of the fact Germany was unable to secure the English channel long enough to invade Britain and their attempt to bomb them out failed. Hitler couldn't launch an invasion of Britain without it being an absolute failure which would raise allied moral something the krauts wanted to avoid since they were trying to destroy said moral.
just looks like his momentum from pushing the guy off him, and he put his hands up to stop from knocking into her, actually, she also coulda got out of his way
>Yeah you like that until the people in power decide you aren't a benefit to them and decide that you got to go
Not even Hitler wanted it's civilians to go.
A country is nothing without them.
I just want to eliminate the bad roots and prevent them from growing again.
Civilians are not fit for ruling countries, and that's okay, we are not born knowing about politics, it's something you need to learn for years to be actually educated in such matters.
Would you let someone with no medical skills whatsoever perform surgery on you?
Of course not.
Then why let civilians have a say in how nations are ruled?
Genuine question, since you seem knowledgeable.
I'm not a into stupid conspiracy shit like the user you're speaking to, but while elites don't literally pick and choose who becomes president or holds political power, wouldn't you say the methods by which people advertise and decide to endorse news and media effectively serves the same purpose? Why would you need to select a candidate if you can essentially program a huge chunk of the voting audience via shitty opinion pieces on stuff like Fox news, and have them regurgitate it to other idiots? I don't see how you can possibly fix this either, since, generally, it seems like more progressive positions need more well put explanations in order to convince people, partially due to this wiring. Also in the US don't they have to deal with the two party system and which nominee is selected which seems to be outside of the voters voice?
I get what you're saying about votes, it's true, but I don't believe you can hold progressive positions where you realize the influence of media and think of any practical way to reprogram people to vote in their own interest, without literally banning networks like Fox News which would never happen due to the general money interest. It just doesn't feel like there's any practical or quick enough way to fix this issue, I don't ever see it changing.
>As a member of the military we don't make those decisions.
Exactly why I left and got in the private sector.
At least they pay far more there for doing the exact same kind of nothingness.
The whole way this country is structured is a complete disaster.
>and still not being able to do anything about it is why I left the army.
So you did pout because you were not allowed to kill civillians.
Just become a cop in Berkeley, you'll figure it out.
Yeah, lets just pretend that lefties also don't shitpost on Yea Forums. You faggots don't want a shitpost-free board, you want a ideological safespace like you're used to outside of Yea Forums. At least be honest about it.
>Speaks nothing but buzzwords
You need to be 18+ to post here.
Not civilians, terrorists.
Civilians by themselves do nothing and aren't a threat, but they can become terrorists, which we should work towards avoiding.
Of course I wasn't able to understand why the military wasn't allowed to deal with terrorist groups.
Do we get anything out of letting all these violent savages go on?
They're domestic terrorists.
i wish i was half as based as this guy
rest in peace my dude
I can't fucking breath
Except Hitler did want civilians to go. What where the gestapo. You do know Hitler through many of his close Nazi party members under the bus and people if they disagreed with him. You are hands down the most retarded person to ever post on Yea Forums. I don't know how you can actually love the idea of being a total bitch for the government.
yikes maybe your personality is just bad sweaty?
>What where the gestapo
A police to find traitors?
>You do know Hitler through many of his close Nazi party members under the bus and people if they disagreed with him
Then again, they did try to kill Hitler, so he had a reason to be paranoid.
>I don't know how you can actually love the idea of being a total bitch for the government.
I don't want the current government to be the one in charge, I want one that's actually competent and will be productive towards the well being of the nation, and want everyone who is part of the older governments jailed for treason.
So you think radical muslims have to do with all muslims? You think the ideology that drives them is left wing (radicals)? The stuff you say would get you laughed at. It's actually nonsense, if you want to talk about violence, that's fine, but hold your horses when you start tossing your own assumptions out there. Again, right wingers commit most if not all the extreme political violence in the US. Ideologies that commit terrorist acts are right wing in nature, it just has nothing to do with the left.
underrated