Without Huber around the Allies just won't be the same. Why do the worst things always happen to the nicest...

Blood, Ben, and Kyle are the best ones on staff. I like Jones - but sometimes he comes off as fake. Huber's take on the THQ AMA was retarded.

Their baby looked so fucked up. Hope he ends up being alright.

He'll be back for Easy Livin', I bet.

Hope the best for all of them. They all seem genuine which is rare among gaming-centric internet people.

Aside from fire emblem what reviews would they need to do

Waiting for Bosman to lay down a low key "dead brother" joke the moment Huber comes back like he did the "MY FATHERS DEAD" joke during E3 with Ian

Is there some inter ally beef I'm not aware of? I'm relatively new in terms of their website.

He did it again two podcasts ago.

I missed the Ian joke, can you elaborate or do you have a clip?

Lmao when did this happen

Ians dad died, Ian was gone for like 2 months and came back just in time for E3. Right after I feel like the Xbox presser Bosman jsut goes into a bit making fun of some game and just goes MY FATHERS DEAD into the mic which Ian is hooked up into because hes running all the sound.

What?
The brother that has a family and always sounded like a cool guy in Huber's stories?
That's sad

yes

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Based Otoshi Gami with his autism coming in with the source

clips.twitch.tv/ThirstyKitschyVultureKappaPride

>asian wife

He looks like huber except older and sicker. Poor guy.

I hope Brandon's baby will turn out fine and not have autism.

Was this on a stream? Do you have a link?

Found it in my search history.

ew

Dang, pretty cold.

wait did Ian finally troon out? literally failed male status

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I swear, Kyle did somethings similiar again in one of the last podcasts or group streams where Ian was present. I can't find it, though.

Do they not like each other?

of course

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The day Ian becomes a "woman" is going to be the last day of my support for EZA.

Ian is 100% a lesbian

That’s a bit reactionary. Are you sure you aren’t the triggered type?

He's pretty much there dude. It's only getting worse, you may as well stop support now if this is how you feel. Him being a male/female isn't even the issue, it's how he tries to inject political shit in every topic when the rest of the crew just wants to talk about fucking games, is the real problem.

I don't support self-mutilation

I don’t give a fuck what people do to themselves.

okay

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Certain things are bad for society.

As long as there's no subversion and propaganda pushing that won't bother me
Him, Damiani, and Kyle are already annoying enough with the leftist stuff

We’re going to eventually reach a point where you can just grow any body you want in a vat and just transfer your brain over. Transhumanism (evolving beyond biology with science) is the future. People transitioning provides a great amount of scientific data that will benefit humanity in the future. I’m not going to hate somebody who is risking their body when essentially they are the very first adapters of what will be humanity’s greatest achievement.

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>We’re going to eventually reach a point where you can just grow any body you want in a vat and just transfer your brain over
In 30+ years, maybe. Not any time soon

>We're going to....

no guarantees in this life, son. the way i read the future, you'd best prepare yourself for the worst.

The more people that transition, the more information we have. It’s literally a direct benefit.

If transitioning was good for you the suicide rate wouldn't be nearly 50%.

You can't cut off, and mutilate, incredibly sensitive parts of your body, and just recover from it like it was routine surgery.

Oh I don’t think it will happen in any of our lifetimes, but the more information science can get voluntarily, the better. Investing in the future is always the most important thing you can do. It doesn’t matter if you see it yourself.

>actually supporting them

Not related to gathering data on transhumanism
Not yet, but if technology is allowed to advance, it’s almost garunteed to happen eventually.

Keep dreaming, friend. Once the singularity happens and people can upload their minds into machines... You'll never get your hands on it. Those with the ability to do so will make themselves gods and leave you in the dust.

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Of course I’m not getting my hands on it. Everyone alive now will be dead. That’s not to say humanity shouldn’t worry go achieve its maximum potential just because I won’t see it. That would be selfish.

So we should cut our dicks off... For the children?

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No, just let the people who have thought about it do it because it provides valuable information on how to mould human flesh. Nobody should be forced to do it against their will.

stfu tranny

>survived by two kids and a wife
I hope the dude had life insurance, this is going to be hard on them.

Not even transsexual. Just have an autistic interest in transhumanism and humanity’s potential when it comes to conquering nature and forcing it to our will.

Jesus fuck, why would you phrase the OP like that. I thought he had done some groping or immoral shit and was getting kicked off.

Terribly sorry for his brother though

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You see Kyle regretting that joke immediately.

Yeah, just like everybody having flying cars by 2020 right?

(you)

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reminder easy allies will be ruined the moment they recruit a woman and ian going full tranny counts.

Hopefully they saw what a mistake hiring abby was on giantbomb.

What if they got Mary Kish?

I honestly feel quite bad for Ian. Both his parents died pretty young, he had a massive crush of a married qt, and he's had gender-related mental issues his whole life. I know people hate him, bit underneath all the SJWism, he doesn't seem like a bad person.

Kyle and Damiani on the other hand are just not very likeable.

Cursed image.

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>implying anyone likes Ian
That one "joke" video where Bosman flips out over the animal Crossing dress-up was probably fueled by real emotion

Ian is fine for the most part.

>t. Ian

It's going to be a female hired to do art for stream graphics and shirt designs and shit.

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...

Flying cars would be stupid because crashes would be much worse. You must not be able to think beyond 30 years if you think it is NEVER going to happen. The universe has a lot of time left. If humanity can manage to not completely eradicate itself, it should be easy to imagine

At least Ian does shit behind the scenes. Damiani is a walking autism and streams ff14 and puts out maybe one game sleuth a year which is the sole fucking reason they brought him back and he can’t even give them that.

>futurism bad

good, fuck Huber

It does sort of feel like every "fandom" thing gets kind of messed up or different once girls get involved. Remember when Red Letter Media had one of the group as some girl and it was like super awkward for everybody for those episodes

what if damiani had a beard

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I wonder who could be behind these posts

Trannies aren't bad, they're mentally ill. Pretending like there's nothing wrong with a dude who wants his penis chopped off is really mean. Do these guys have real jobs?

Ian is clearly an SJW but keeps it in check, at least when it comes to EZA stuff. I'm guessing Jones told him keep that shit to yourself. Which is great because Ian actually has great taste in games and is usually pretty funny too.

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>great taste in games
He likes Soulsborne, indieshit and literally nothing else

Being a retarded mother fucker is bad.

>God Tier
Jones, Kyle
>Good Tier
Huber, Blood, Don
>Okay Tier
Ben, Brad
>Surprisingly Okay Tier
Ian
>Fat Autismo Who Cheated At Speedruns Tier
Damiani

He really should take a 1 year break from video games and focus on losing weight and finding a GF, he's 32 or something and i'm betting tthe only pussy he's seen is either from porn or hookers.

Put Ben in good tier, and it's a perfect list.

So who is who in this picture?

ben starts good, but eventually he begins to grate

Fuck Ben.

And Kyle doesnt?

I'm not attracted to men, Ian.

Is Easy Livin’ confirmed to be trash this year? Jones won’t be there, now Huber might not be either.

we still have damiani and ian

Ben is a narcissist masquerading as a self effacing nerd. He loves hearing himself talk, to the detriment of anything he appears in.

Nothing I said is retarded. We can already transfer peoples organs, use pacemakers to retain heartbeat, fight diseases with medication, kill many types of cancer, reconstruct a human face, manipulate mechanical limbs through brain stimulation, and more. To assume we stop here and won’t continue to do more is retarded.

sounds like my brother, he had 2 kids and a wife as well when he got cancer'ed. Now shes muslim for some reason

Hinck's legit their hardest worker and is always down for doing stuff on and off the mic for them behind the scenes.

Imagine being such a huge fuck that you think Easy Allies is good.

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Where did I ever say that, you mong?

Huber will make a surprise run-in return at Easy Livin' guaranteed.

You said futurism is retarded.

I said YOU are retarded.

>Ian actually has great taste in games
>Dislikes literally all video games that isn't Soulshit, Mario Maker, or some indie game

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And all I did was talk about transhumanism. All that statement would mean in this context is that you thing the idea is stupid because I haven’t said anything else.

All you're doing is circlejerking about technology advancing, which is a given. And talking about trannies.

I'm late, but I gotchu senpai
youtube.com/watch?v=kZ5wmtYuDyk

It’s almost like conversations work in a way where you say something, people respond to you, and you respond back

this ep summed up damiani pretty well. fuck him.

Ah, such arrogance. You can't even control your own desire, yet you want to take control of nature itself. And don't you think in some way the people that controls that "nature" won't gatekeep it for money? Even transitioning costs money. Why do you think these kinds of researches are funded by corporations and big pharmaceuticals. They manufactured it as the idea of "freedom" of choice so they can profit from it.

Thanks Jones

Why are you saying I am the one trying to take control of nature? I just recognize it as an inevitability if humanity is to continue. Your points are cynical and not an inevitability. Is it possible powerful people will hoard the technology? Yes. Has human history ever provided an example of something new good provided only to the most wealthy and powerful people in the world that didn’t eventually make its way to becoming more and more accessible to the masses? I can’t think of many examples.

What video is that?

Correct, and you're saying retarded shit.

Fuck, I wasn't ready for this feel.

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None of it was retarded. That’d require it to be wrong.

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No. You can be right and still be a retard.

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Yes, but literally the only things I have said in this thread have been things that are right. If there was something I said that was wrong, or even off topic, I’d agree.

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>"based otoshi gami with his autism coming to in with the source" - user 2019 :P

>damiani crying like a baby about not being able to beat a minigame in KIRBY'S ADVENTURE on fucking easy mode
>eventually has to resort to pause buffering

Every day I hate this guy a little more I swear

AUTISM confeimd 2091 :P

To be fair, that minigame actually is really hard. But the way Damiani handles any kind of loss does bother me, he's so fucking immature.

I honestly think if Ian didnt live in California and was in a more conservative state, he would have recovered from Elise and found another girl without going into the whole tranny shit.