This man won 2,5 billions making a indie game

this he probably already has diabetes. no kids and microsoft has already scrubbed is name from the most important thing he ever made, when he dies he leaves nothing behind in this world

and is one of the most popular and impactful games ever made, it literally characterizes a whole generation, in a bunch of years people will look back and see minecraft with nostalgia.

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i would unironically dedicate my life to making free indie games and vns

>won
earned*

>win 2,5 billions making a indie game
>spend all day dabbing on SJW on twitter

holy shiiet...based

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I would take all of that for 2.5 billion in a heartbeat.

>it's a "Yea Forums forgives notch for being a lazy cunt who fucked his game over because he triggers libcucks on twitter now" episode

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How did he fuck the game? I played it the other day and it seemed fine

i forgive him for being a lazy cunt because i'm also a lazy cunt

I forgive him now because now I know that updating only made the game worse

Came back to see what he added since the halloween update. That was embarrising.

Being fat in Sweden is good though, it helps with the cold

Won makes it sound like he didn’t work for it when we both know he worked his ass off on it. The correct word is earned, something you’ve probably never done in your life.

I would pay my ex 1 billion to come back with me and at least pretend to love me
I would use the other billion to get Bannerlords FUCKING RELEASED

desu if I was that rich I would let myself go. Why the fuck not?

i think the new shit he's been working on looks pretty cool

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Support physical copies by starting an anti digital, pro physical movement, becoming a publisher and paying my contracted devs to release their games physical only with the entire game on the physical media, no patches or updates, and doesn't require any anti-consumer console wannabe platform like Steam. Open my own studio(s) and have those games be sold physical only too.
Buy the IP for SED and license CRT IP so I can release a limited run of newly developed high end as possible CRTs and develop SEDs and finally release them.
Manufacture new PC cases with at least 3 5.25 bays. No minimalism or tempered glass meme fad garbage either.
Buy the IP to Inphase Technology's tapestry media holographic disc, finish developing them then release them to the public and release my publisher and dev studios' games on them, the drives must be backwards compatible though.

i'm playing his game right now and having a jolly good time

>scrubbed is name
This is a good thing. I'd want my name scrubbed from that autism wrangler lego game too.

Based Notch. Sad he'd sell the game to cucks.

>Support physical copies by starting an anti digital, pro physical movement
Autism, DRM Free games are pretty much the same as physical ones

Lmao isn’t he like 30? With BILLIONS? I think he’s got time. Even if he doesn’t, who cares? You’re never going to leave anything in this world either except debts and sadness to your loved ones. Worry about yourself before worrying about a billionaire.

wtf 1 billion to a girl lmao, you can get back ANY girl with like less than 5k upfront or gifts, then you just buy her stuff or give her a rich life like a sugar daddy

I don't know, self-respect? dignity? The satisfaction that comes with being in shape? Living longer so you can actually enjoy being rich?

I don't know how people can stand being fat regardless of their disposable income.

I like how Yea Forums stance on Notch being lazy and taking vacations has taken a complete 180 degree turn since the site got flooded with /pol/ and he said something alt-right on twitter. Watch the best gamers Minecraft 1.0 if you want to know how Yea Forums viewed minecraft before election tourists flooded here and started sucking off their alt right e celeb for making a really bad game they grew up with.

>Buy the IP for SED and license CRT IP so I can release a limited run of newly developed high end as possible CRTs and develop SEDs and finally release them.
Lord, make this user a billionaire.

Being ain't even all that bad, you just gotta avoid being obese
Stop jerking off so much to giga chad freak

He made more money than your family has made in 5 generations. There’s a lot of self respect I’m sure. I think you might be looking for excuses to pity a billionaire and it’s really desperate and pitiful.

Do absolutely fucking nothing. Maybe support politicians and shit since my political power is limitless.

Just like me except I'm 2.5 billions short.

Not to mention a gay furry destroyed him on Twitter

>minecraft
>really bad

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>he's making some doom source port
got a link? sounds cool

Notch actually got butthurt and removed woot Yea Forums from the title screen, but now it's nothing but supporters here since he said something along the lings something something someting felalte trump something dillate.

>Yea Forums hated minecraft because it was popular
>Yea Forums now loves minecraft because its creator triggers the libs
seems about right

And yet he's alone and depressed cause he sold out all his friends to get it.

Is Minecraft worth playing these days just vanilla? I haven't played vanilla since well before Notch sold it

Your life is still being cut short and theres a lot of things you wont be able to do.
Not to mention if you get some disease you wont have much to fall back on since your body isn't prepared for it.
Just get fit, there's no reason not to.

80 IQ post

Don't worry, you can go back to any Minecraft build you want. So yes it is worth it, but only early Beta/any Alpha.

im pretty sure the woo, Yea Forums! splash is still in the game

Sell one

you know you can just transfer it to a DVD if you REALLY wanted, right?

I admire what you're going for, but I imagine you would lose that 2.5 billion pretty quick.
God, I wish someone would, though.

Zachtronics released some other games since then which have been successful on steam, but he must still think about what his life would have been like if he came up with minecraft instead of notch stealing his engine and coming up with it

He also has serious depression and still lives alone like a neet in his massive, empty mansion. Markus is the textbook example of having money not automatically making you happy.

>More money than your family has made in 5 generation
I'm fine with that. I truly believe money isn't everything and I don't need to be a billionaire or even a millionaire to be happy.
>looking for excuses to pity a billionaire
I don't pity him, I just really wouldn't want to be him.

cope

Meanwhile you will die the exact same way except you'll have never even made 1/100th of 2.5 billion dollars

>be fat and incompetent
>shill your early access barebones tech demo to Yea Forums
>retards buy it up because they imagine sometime there will be an actual finished autistic mega blocks game
>Notch takes the money and goes on vacations and hires a team of slightly more competent people to make the game for him
>Yea Forums calls him out and he gets entirely ass blasted and removes woot Yea Forums from title screen
>releases "finished" minecraft which is just as poorly made and incompetent
>win the lottery and sell out to microsoft
>a decade later game is still ugly and unfinished
>people who grew up with the game and were 9 years old when it came out come here because of the election and outnumber original fags who posted during entirety of minecraft development
>fat incompetent man who won the lottery says some basic alt right thing on twitter
>election tourists: OMG BASED BASED MINECRAFT IS EPIC WOOT DILALTE TRANNIES MINECRAFT ROBOLOX ALT RIGHT DAB
It's sad how Notch proves the failures of capitalism and the fall of Yea Forums.

Does it really matter when he will just forget about it and go and sleep on his stacks of money? He wins regardless if someone "owns" him on twitter

Ha! Selling games is forbidden in the ToS.
Enjoy your Gog account banned faggot.
Thanks for the money.

Minecraft didn't have to be "finished" it's always been good enough to work on its own. My friend and I had tons of fun on an "unfinished" game

He does though
A sizable chunk of the features here are Yea Forums's ideas

use money to push a narrative about martians on the moon

It matters a lot if it's a fucking furry. Doesn't matter how much $$$ you have, that shit is embarrassing

They already are

They expanded off of Mars?

i wish you were a billionaire instead of notch and gabe

We're just mad he didn't place floating islands you moron and relied heavily on mods on the late phase of the beta

If it was anyone else, no. But it was a furry, and that's just fucking laughable

so the evidence says

post prints

Furries are high IQ

Buy a pretty nice house, maybe a couple things I've always wanted, nothing too extravagant. Then procede to live out the rest of my days comfortably studying math without any financial burdens.

Brainwashed corporate cum guzzler. Even "DRM free" digital supports the cancer that is digital distribution and all the negatives that it comes with. Physical copies can be DRM free, I have some for PC, they're actually more DRM free than "DRM free" digital.
Might as well pirate so at least you aren't financially rewarding being charged for a download and all the cancers it comes with. You can't justify paying for digital.
Why wouldn't I pirate then? I want an actual physical copy, I already archive all my media, whether it be from physical copies or pirated, and pay for the blank discs to do so, why would I give a glorified donation to some scum platform?
>support the developer
is not a reason

The only reason not to pirate is to support the developer though, and to play multiplayer