How do you make time for vidya when you're working?

Are there any jobs that won't make me want to kill myself that I can get with just a highschool diploma? I've worked in fast food but it's fucking awful
>t. lives off the government

I go home and play vidya dumbshit.

>40 hours
I work 60-68 a week and still play Fortnite every day for a few games
Im 28

Other hobbies or shit, mostly.

sunday, i work mon to sat 10am to 8pm, too tired to play real vidya after work just play some mobile games

>worry about this before actually getting a job
>get a job that's not burger-flipper tier
>have more than enough time daily to still finish 50 hour jrpg's on the regular
Maybe you're just a weak fuck, OP.

>prime years slaving away 68 hours a week

living the dream bro

College and working a retail job is literally hell, it leaves virtually no free time to do anything.
The time spent not working is spent studying or doing schoolwork.
And the time spent not doing that is time spent working my job, and even then there are times I have to bring schoolwork to my job and do it there. It's beyond fucked. I'm about to kill myself from all this stress. I don't even get a single fucking day to myself anymore.

ahve some fucking motivation and learn the value of work and maybe not all jobs will make you feel like shit. Then, when you have the attitude for it, you'll try to find a better job or something more dignified at least. It's not hard. Your problem exists in your head where all jobs are just SO BAD that you want to kill yourself. It's not that bad even if you have to work fast food for a while, if you're on indeed and linkedin every day and you take personal pride in the 2wokr that you're doing, you should have no problem. But you've already quit, haven't you?

Tell me again how a grown ass man should have time for video games? You should be spending your time working and contributing to society not being a parasite who sits around inside all day living off his parents

work part time in an affordable city, then you have time for all kinds of things and arent slaving away everyday

nurse

Pizza delivery can be pretty good if you get tipped well. When I worked at Pizza Hut I averaged 14-15 dollars an hour, 30 hours a week.

He's never gonna find a job with a name like ʞɒįow

Take the NEETpill.

8/8 nice b8 m8

Go fuck yourself, boomer.

you are too fucking lazy, give me that 40 hours a week job i literally can`t find that in my country

What fucking major are you taking? I took Writing and Applied Sciences and I still had hours to play video games on the weekends.

>Tell me again why anyone should be allowed to have free time to indulge in their hobbies and not spent every minute of every waking hour shoved into a cubicle or some shit.
Gee user, are you Japanese or something?

why does wojak wear a mirrored nametag?

Wow, rude, don't discriminate against polish people.

By putting my responsibilities, really. I should be using my time to learn a skill so I can get out of wage cuckery.

Trying to learn to code, and on the opposite side of the scale also interested in electrical work. Electrician you need money to go to a trade school though, so I guess it’s not really an option. I should be learning to code all the time I’m outside of work but I game almost all the time.

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>work full-time 36 hours
>get up at 7:30
>home by 17:30
>6+ hours to do whatever the fuck I want
wow so difficult

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I don't know how it's called in English, but I'm studying to be a cook. It may seem easy but the workload is fucking abysmal.

>i literally can`t find that in my country

does everyone in your country work in a coal mine or something

Chef

Why do these threads happen 6 times a day?

>You should be spending your time working and contributing to society
why

Wagies can't cope with their miserable waging lives.

video games are fucking boring

>36 hours
>Full-time

>but I'm studying to be a cook.

stop right now

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NEET scum have lots of spare time on their hands to LARP as "wageslaves" that hate their lives. It's 4D (You) farming

>entire day spent making money for billionaires
>go home to enjoy 3 hours of free time
yikes

Based

I don't work.

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Not that user, but I was in a similar situation for a stem degree. When I realized I needed a masters to be competitive, I just said fuck it, and couldnt do it anymore. I was literally killing myself slowly. Nothing would piss me off more when someone told me
>what about the single moms out there that go to college and work
YOU FUCKING TRY NOT SLEEPING FOR 2 DAYS AND HAVE TO TAKE AN EXAM RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO FUCKING WORK WHERE FAGGOT PEOPLE TALK SHIT TO YOU ALL FUCKING DAY

I am paid by the job. I earn 6 hours of work with two hour jobs and go home, play games, and cuck your dad.

Why though

Tomorrow is Saturday, don't talk about work.

I've lost control of my life

Why couldn't I have just been born rich bros

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36hr is the cutoff to be considered full time at literally any company you tool

i live in SEA, its our shitty working culture everyone all work no rest and acts like it was very productive this way

Wagecucks need to vent too I guess. It's what normalfags do mostly; complain about work to other normalfags.

Being rich isn't as good as they tell you

t. richfag

DUDE JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO

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It doesn't necessarily have to do with contributing to society, but you should absolutely have more fulfilling hobbies that you spend time on than fucking video games.

This is why I hate school. Every waking moment is stress and work

What kind of miserable job do you have you don't go to work on Saturday?

By only working 15 hours a week and being frugal. If you're working 40 hours at a job you don't like, for money you don't need, reconsider your priorities.

sorry but I don't live in a poor third-world country. 36 hours is standard full-time in the developed world now.
I work at a 50-man economical research-company. I know the directors, they're nice guys and earn like 100k max

>Supposed to be 40h
>Companies expect slackers so it's 36h

this

Good for you faggot.

NEET MASTER RACE
ANDREW YANG 2020

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He's just a salty 2nd-worlder who has to work 9 hours a day and that is considered regular full time

Fuck normies

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damn sorry m8, that sounds like absolute hell

We literally spend one third of our lives working, until we reach 60, at which point hopefully we've saved enough money to never have to work after 60

Working has never been better. We're living longer, healthier lives and most of us have easier jobs than ever before. You can get paid to literally go listen to music and put shit on a shelf now.

Imagine being born in the fucking 1800s and working in a god damn sweat shop in revolutionary America and going home and sleeping and repeating and eating literal fucking gruel and drinking unclean water and dying from fucking dysentery. No radio, no Yea Forums, no books, no games, no pets, no fucking nothing.

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How do normals have the motivation to get a real career? Is everyone just smarter than me? Or do they get a loan for college or just happen to know somebody to get them a good career?

I don’t get it. I’m not that stupid or that lazy, sure I am a bit of both, but surely not more than the average person. Yet I am sinking and borderline homeless.

Should have picked the right stem then. The school sucks but get through that and life is easy.

there is actually no set cutoff between part-time and full-time, according to the department of labor

it's entirely up to the employer to establish that status

To work one has to, you know, work. You have to apply to 1,000 places and get a job and keep it and show up every day on time.

better than not being rich faggot

>no Yea Forums
well one upside

>be unemployed
>feel like I'm wasting my life doing nothing
>get a job
>feel like I'm wasting my life doing something I hate
I genuinely hate my life.

>You can get paid to literally go listen to music
Where?

LOL, the economy probably won't even last 10 more years.

what do you do? I work around 50 hours a week. If I play, it's something singleplayer that I can pause at a moment's notice and usually on a long friday/saturday session. I don't play often anymore because most new stuff can't hold my attention anymore and because social life gets crazy sometimes.

It's
Suppsoed
To
Be
40h

8 hours is usually no problem but its the commuting that seems to drain me of all energy. Rush hour here isn't even that bad, at worst 45 - 1 hour, pretty sure I would kill myself dealing with 2 hour commutes.

People always say this but no it isn't. I've been both extremely poor and rich (above 600,000 a year from my father) and both are awful. You don't just suddenly buy everything that exists and never have a single issue because you have money. In fact you realize money does very little.

1, 10, 11, and 12 all literally contradict each other. Wtf was Mike on when he wrote this?

Don't listen to anyone on Yea Forums about jobs or school. The guy who wrote that will probably give you some shit like "just learn to cook on your own"

I have a wage cuck job. I am talking about a real career 50K+ enough to support yourself

To be more accurate it was stem for Edu

How do unemployed people actually live? Like pay for bills and rent?

Do you have sleep apnea or something? The fuck is wrong with you

Stop Watching Porn

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I work 60 hours a week, then I go home and study for the bar exam

it's not though

even look at what the IRS says a full-time employee is, it's at least 30 hours a week. i'm not talking out of my ass here.

Wal-Mart hires literally anyone, including felons, and night stock can listen to music and podcasts with headphones in. Most places pay 13 or more an hour. Same with Target or other retail jobs.

No clue where you live but I make 40k a year and I have everything I want outside a smaller big city.

Rich parents or homeless shelters. If they're on Yea Forums it's probably the former

By not wasting every moment of it making brain dead posts in some socially depraved effort to interact with others. On a side note anyone know some third person games that let me knife people? Preferably ones where the game developers didn't think anyone would use melee options thus leading to it being broken.

they have jobs too. It's called standing in the welfare line. Go stand for a couple of dozen hours a month and get berated by low level government employees

based

If you can work with kids, then camp counselor

>vidya time
>not neet
u gotta make sacrifices bro

parents, rich family member that died, maybe have a rich mommy gf if extremely lucky

Have you or any user here worked as a cart-pusher for walmart? I live off the government and hate social interaction, is that doable?

>I work at a 50-man economical research-company
nigga thats some small ass company. i have departments in my company of 50 people just to process a few accounts.

also, it must be hell working in a place where everyone knows everyone. my company has a few hundred and i still feel its too small to be anonymous. too bad im actually good at.my job and get selected for hard stuff so ownership actually recognizes me.

Maybe this is an indirect wagie/neet wail in hope for help or some advice to get out of that hell

I work 12 hour shifts, but my schedule is 2-2-3-2-2-3 which sounds complicated but is actually based as fuck.

By acting like a big boy and managing your time out properly.

im a mail sorter and i get paid to listen to music and watch netflix as long as i put atleast 60 papers into a bin per hour (which takes a total of 2 minutes)

>work part time 20h/week
>enough time for
>bideogames
>chinese cartoons
>watching streamers
>fapfapfap

No, I worked loss prevention for wal-mart. The jobs at wal-mart are insanely simple and don't take any effort.

fucking retard. i went the opposite way and its definitely shit

I can imagine McDonald’s is the only place you can work at if you’re an earless virgin

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We need to ban welfare then I'd rather work fo the biggest asshole than stand on a welfare line and deal with anything about it I HATE government buildings

How does one become a private security guard?

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being rich is fine, being poor is fine too

for the love of god though, do NOT be in debt for mundane shit. it will suck the life out of you

>day off
>time to be productive!
>pop 2 adderall pills to really get my head in the game
>spend 7 hours edging and downloading tranny porn

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same shit as every other job

know a guy who knows a guy

KEK

> it must be hell working in a place where everyone knows everyone

you're retarded, I work in one of these places. we literally have lunch every day on the bosses dime because the team is so small. I don't understand how you don't like this level of camaraderie

it be how it do

then wtf are all those fucking government employees going to do for a living? What about welfare recipients, what will they do?

Yeah, I still prefer being a worthless NEET though. At least I have time to do things I like and not be tired all the time, get up early and have to deal with shit people all day every day and pretend like I'm a normalfag.
after about 3-4 months at any workplace I want to kill every single person there including myself. I can't deal with it, I can't cope, I can't accept.

That's the goal right now.

>I'd rather work fo the biggest asshole

>t. someone that's never worked a day in their life

Not a Cart Pusher for Walmart but I was a glorified Cart Pusher somewhere else.
Its hard, demeaning work. Especially when people leave fucking diapers and other assorted trash in the carts.

Use my 3DS on my breaks and lunch

Warehouse. Yeah you can call it that.

As someone who hates people this would actually be heaven caueey it's much easier when I know the people

>I can't deal with it, I can't cope, I can't accept.

You just have to find a decent job where people aren't mentally retarded. I don't fit in where I work and I mostly stay silent and I go home. It's not hard. You're just a retard

For me?

It's Aubrey Kate.

>learned to not be impulsive and buy shit i sort of wanted just because it was on sale and i might play it someday
>learned that less is more. the less games in my backlog means less time thinking about what to play and more time actually playing the game
>spend less time browsing the internet and wasting time making retard posts like this instead of playing the games i want to play

>nigga thats some small ass company
Yes, and? that's a good thing

Once my parents are gone there is 0% chance I'm going to continue the job life.
Live off those savings then whatever neetbux are available at that point in time which is likely 10+ years from now.
Fuck working.

Probably the opposite-they actually exercise and have no time for vidya since post work is run/gym time.

sounds unbased

This is the key. This is why networking on social media can get you shit. Meet random people, add them on social media. Looking for a job? Make a post, say that you know how to suck dick really well. Next thing you know one of those randos that you never talked to and don't even remember meeting tells you that there's an opening for a management level dick slurper in his company. You go in and bam. Don't ask your friends, your friends don't want you to succeed they want you stuck with them or under them

I worked as cart pusher for Meijer and here's the retarded shit I had to deal on a daily basis. I know it's hard to see because they're all the same color but it's bunch of small carts mixed with big carts because people can't read. I can't imagine Walmart being any better.

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The government can put them to use other places

Was it at least tranny on male porn?

>Its hard, demeaning work

You sound like a stupid pussy.

>Pushing carts is hard

Dude just do it and go home. Why the fuck do you think about it this much?

>tfw you will never win the lottery and retire young

>Everyone says you will be too tired to play vidya
>Started my comfy corporate job this week
>Not sleepy at all when I get home
>Sleep schedule the least retarded its ever been
>Honestly playing about the same amount of vidya since I usually fucked around on Yea Forums until late at night anyway
Is everyone working mcjobs or something?

i know that feeling

>finally lay down for the day
>takes hours to fall asleep due to adderall still being in your system
>last thoughts are about how you wasted yet another day on stupid shit

>''''''''supposed'''''''' to be 40h
oh no no no third-worlder

why the fuck do you guys have two size carts? That's retarded

Wow, you had to push carts in a straight line. Wow. What a horrible retarded day. I feel really bad for you user.

It's funny you even took a fucking picture. You were so offended and so butthurt that you had to stop and take a photo instead of just doing the fucking work and moving on with your life.

Walmart has one cart size

I did win a lottery

Being born in the great country of the USA :^)

We got the holiday weekend off and are contemplating our work lives.

Is there little social interaction? I'd be fine with the physical aspect as long as I'm not forced to talk to customers all shift

I used to be a 3DS lunch break autist too

I just don't work. I'm 38 and living with my mom, she pays for everything (food, games, clothes, you name it). I plan to kill myself asap when she dies. I have a sister and I bet she's going to have some shitty time when I've painted our mom's flat with my brain. Our dad died several years ago so she's going to be last of our family. Sucks that I won't see her face when she gets notified about our deaths lmfao

I usually play after work or before. Sometimes if I'm feeling especially cheeky and the right guys are coming in we'll play Smash on our switches. Although lately its become a bit of an issue as I'll play late into the night and have to open the next day.

Why wait? Kill yourself now you fucking parasitic loser. Stop making your mom and siblings life miserable with your worthless existence.

>t. faggot who has never worked a day in his life

lmao if you have to work 40+ hours in a manual labor job
Should have gone to college I guess

Suck start a shotgun

Jane Marie was the one I downloaded dozens of videos of today

>wake up 7am
>eat/wash/take a shit or whatever else i need to do in the morning
>leave for work 8am
>work till 13
>go back home 13:30
>eat 14
>do whatever the fuck i want including gaming until 22
>go to sleep
Every other day I go to the gym so I'll be back home around 15 instead of 13:30

some times I think I'm pathetic, then someone makes me realize I'm not that bad

thanks man

>apply for dope apprenticeship
>fixan machines and shit
>telephone interview but keep spag in pocket
>online assesments aced
>interview and assesment day went really well
>other applicants were highschool dropouts and people who applied for a laugh
>never hear anything back
>not even "sorry didn't make the cut"
They were probably cheaper labour. Time to defecate more CVs everywhere and pretend to be interested in using my time to make someone else rich.

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Work your ass off for 3 years and take a year off between jobs. I have 50k and could technically take the next 4 years off if I felt like it.

One thing I found helpful was instead of pushing the carts you can link the little seatbelt things through the carts and pull a huge line of them instead of pushing.

You're a coward. You're not going to kill yourself.

You use that as a rationalization for somehow making it okay you suck the shit out of your mom, and because she won't be around to support you, you're a scared loser who doesn't want to have to do anything and just say "I'm offing myself" but you won't.

That's what I'm hoping for, I got a stable safe government job that pays for my apartment and hopefully the country goes into the shitter before it bites me in the ass.

Mfw I have a 9-5 job and too much leisure time

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kek the absolute state of elder NEETs

Is your sister a bitch or something?

There are plenty, but for obvious reasons, the non-terrible jobs don't have the same mcjob high turnover rate that allows for constant hiring, so you have to be patient and check for job openings every day.

based taste, "she's" pretty great too. it's hard finding good TS's with their foreskin intact

Cope you loser wagies.

I worked in retail for 6 years.
It's not that hard, bro. You're a fucking whiny bitch. Just do the work and go home and stop complaining about it. You're not entitled or special because you pushed 20 carts in for 5 minutes.

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Ive worked full time in construction,had a relationship and still made time for vidya and friends. If you dont plan out which days are gonna be for what youre never gonna make bro. You can do it

i sent gorrillions of applications for over a year to a bunch of places and got nothing

then I just happened to befriend someone while doing volunteer work (this was total chance since I'm a socially awkward NEET) and they gave me the email of the hiring manager for the company she works for and that's how I got the entry-level job i'm in now (13 an hour)

the networking meme is real boys, nobody gives a shit about how hard you actually work or how smart you actually are, unless you work a job that requires a portfolio of projects you need someone who can shill you, this is why extroverts have a massive advantage over introverts

Incredibly based. Normalfags will never understand so they get mad instead.

Theae threads have me conviced that America is going to have a "missing generation" in 10 years the same way Japan does.

Wht interested you in school? Pursue something related to that. For example, I like being outdoors and math so I went with surveying.

Actually it's 32 where I am

i have a job that doesnt crush my soul

>be NEET
>no money for vidya
>be wagekek
>no time for vidya

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I love these threads because seeing people bitch and whine about EXTREMELY basic work makes me laugh my ass off.

Sounds like you work a job you don't actually like or want to be at. Find a better job.

Weekends!

it's rare for coworkers to be decent human fucking beings. the amount of backstabbing and petty shit i see on a daily basis is heartbreaking to me. i genuinely feel good that you work in a place with decent people, but i have to live with the constant threat of backstabbing and incompetent fucktards. some people thought they could get away with making me do all their work while they play on a phone all day, i broke every rule in the HR handbook getting into petty little arguments with them. they're out to backstab me every day, so i have to be fucking perfect and make no mistake they can pin on me. and it worked out because one of them fucked up big time and will be out the door as soon as she trains her own replacement.

I really like that very shitty manual labor jobs exist for low IQ people. People with less than 120 IQ honestly deserve much worse, which is why I'm always sure to be a huge asshole to them whenever possible.

Hey faggot, if you're struggling to make a living pushing shopping carts, you should know: you and your ilk are responsible for all of the bad things in the world. Hopefully your work-induced depression leads to your death.

do you guys not have phones?!?!

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Al, go to work.

>t. faggot who has never worked a truly shit job who thinks putting carts away is "hard"

guys have you considered just becoming a millionaire? bro just try it trust me you'll never go back just become a millionaire

you sound like you're going nowhere if you're only working 20 hours a week. Have fun never owning a house or having a family or going on nice vacations

I plan on going back to school for Comp Sci, but I don't think I can get an entry level job in that field without a degree.

I work 32 as well(but I get paid for 40hrs), it's nice.

And then another 1/3 of that time sleeping.
Unless you're like me and regularly sleep 4 hours or less so you can stay up late to play vidya and still wake up early to play more before your work shift starts.

I work on a barge so I bring a vita with me so I can play p4g and shit loads of roguelikes.

For sure but it’s because of Tinder more than the job market, guys have given up because there’s no longer a link between career and sexual success.

Where do I even look for job openings?

Was it a smaller place? You should have called to follow up. Anyway don't despair, there's more stuff out there. I was jobless for like 4 months 5 years ago. I applied everywhere out of desperation but my qualifications kept me out of entry level jobs. I literally got turned away from wal mart and home depot, now I'm director of engineering at a small national company.

>You're not entitled or special because you pushed 20 carts in for 5 minutes.

It was more like lines of 10+ carts almost every 5 minutes by myself during busy hours you retarded nigger. You probably worked inside the store and think dealing with uppity boomers makes your job so hard.

that legitimately sounds fucking awful, what industry are you working in?

Explain, google just gives me some gay shit

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>have a shitty 5:30am-4pm warehouse job that pays 13 dollars an hour in extremely hot weather
>government takes a third of it and give it to ungrateful minorities who can't afford to take care of kids but keep having them anyway raise them to hate the white devil like they do
I fucking hate niggers, pedros, and welfare so goddamn much

I give it 5

>have a 5 day weekend
>Dont feel like playing games
>Just do nothing on days off

This is hell

sniping's a good job mate

indeed

Nights, weekends, and handhelds during breaks and lunch. Eating at work is for fools anyway. Get a four tens schedule and have three days off to play moar vidya.

go outside man

If you think that I can honestly tell you you're not qualified. Don't waste your time and go into debt to pursue that. Pick a comfortable job for low IQ wagies before it's too late. The world does not need more mediocre Comp Sci majors.

For me it's h-games
Once I start it doesn't end.

>can’t just work my wage cuck in peace since managers get bored and want to power trip me
>only way to make them back down is get angry and snap at them so they leave me alone

I’m tired of getting angry, it drains me. I just want to work and be left alone

>working
Kek

I got my own flat ( no rent )
State is givinf me about 600 euros for doing nothing
And 200 euros for a rent that does not exists
Add that to parent 300

1100 euros / month without doing jack shit i can vidya all day

voluntary day off? I hear that's gaining traction

you should probably learn a skill then bro

Sleeping less.
That reminds me I should be up in 6 hours

>work thursday and friday evening for two 6 hour shifts
>uni lectures only start at 1pm
my mornings are fun

So.. How do we stop islam and save the White race?

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Not having vidya time is great. A make it through games so slowly that I only play 10/10 kino now. When I was a kid and had too much free time I had to fill it with tons of shit-tier games just to not kill myself from boredom. My genuine life advice is to take up literally any other hobby, it enriches your life more and when you do play games you can just stick to the good ones and ignore anything that has any aspect you may dislike.

I literally worked in what people call the theme park of foods. The shit I had to deal with will never amount to pushing in carts all day. Imagine carrying 50 pound cheese wheels for 8 hours and cutting it and working the deli and cleaning the freezers.

I also worked outside in a children's section of an actual theme park during a 4 month period in summer where it was 105 degrees out.

Same, bro

Google Hikikomori

Fucking off yourself nigger

FUCK WOMEN

THEY WILL NEVER WORK AS US

Coming from somebody who has both been a cart pusher and a uppity boomer caretaker, cart pushing is infinitely more bearable than the stupid shit those people put me through regularly.

I already have my CCNA and A+, I know they're basic but I think I'll be able to handle the major. If not I'll major in computer hardware or something.

>no rent
explain

good for you man bu you should really do something about that. What kind of person is content with that?

Cart pushing is not and never will be hard.

You're a fucking entitled whiny faggot.

Get over yourself and your pictures of cart corrals.

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Do you work in Alpla?

>wake up 9 am
>do some chores
>get ready for work
>play switch or mobileshit at work
>work 12-8 (or 9 if I close)
>play switch/mobileshit on bus ride home
>smoke weed, get comfy
>play switch, ps4 or PC
>enjoy vidya for 2-4 hours usually
If an obese slob that works physical labor can find time for vidya in a 40+he week you certainly can too

23 year old afternoon janitor here. Honestly not as bad as you would think. Just gotta pick up some trash and vacuum some offices. I'm pretty much left by myself so I can listen to podcasts on my headphones. Still I should probably think about picking up some classes or something. Anyone know some easy trades to get into ?

Jungle Jim's?

>During busy hours!
lmfaoooo. Suck my dick. In downtown chicago every hour is busy hour.

but i do bro i got a 2 year degree+ certs in computer networking
Its just hard getting in the fucking door
Doesn't stop the problem of neet niggers who go to the hospital 50+ times a year for free for the littlest shit that we pay for

have sex

He may be referring to the "lost decade"

I do landscaping work so it'd be really hard to play vidya while I'm weedeating, mowing, cutting trees or shoveling mulch. Would if I could, though.

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>all I want to do is get some shitty delivery job so I can drive around and listen shitty punk music all day and not have to deal with people
>have epilepsy so not even allowed to have a drivers license
I blame God.

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You guessed it.
8 years.

>Voluntary day off

More like "voluntary lay me off first signal"

I am getting a job soon just to save up money and not live with my mom. I am 26 now. I am vet too. I can't wait to have a place with a roommate and take a rando bar slut home. That's my dream now. I don't even know of I wanna go back to college man.

>You don't just suddenly buy everything that exists and never have a single issue because you have money.
You stupid fucking nigger, of course you don't buy everything that you see. You use that bank to invest in shit and not work as much. This stupid richtard attitude is probably why so many trust fund kids end up broke and strung out on cocaine until they OD. Talk about killing the goose that lays golden eggs.

I am one. I took a 500€ course for a month, lots of job opportunities but most suck honestly.

I work five, 6.5hr days. Night shift. 10pm to 5am.

>Graduated in May
>no job, no internships
>so much fucking time for video games
>so much time for nagging feelings of missed opportunities
How the fuck do you NEETs live like this?

>my qualifications kept me out of entry level jobs
That was probably it, got a half-arsed degree in stemtism. I'll get something eventually, my luck stat's levelled real fucking high. Thanks for the kind words stranger.

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Yeah I know you dumbfuck. My father did it all for me. I didn't have to do shit. It's already invested to the point where I continue to make more and more money every 3-5 years.

But my point was that, I am still sitting in a home, with a job where I work even more hours and travel even more, and I'm still on Yea Forums.

>I can't wait to have a place with a roommate and take a rando bar slut home
what stops you from bringing one home now? I', 30, live with my parents, and that's never stopped me from getting laid.

>go to the gym
>get big
>sign up for krav maga classes

dont go to college for all you zoomers out there. incredible waste of money and time

These fucking boomers man. I move asphalt up the mississippi river for 30 days at a time. I could severely injured everyday and they fucking complain
>The carts are so heavy *sniffle
>Oh gosh I think i just got a scratch from the buggy I need some neosporin
Unironically kill yourself, you won't amount to anything, but a dependent leech to your parents. Choke on feces

Currently unemployed. Was forced out of school by my parents, can't afford a GED since the prices inflated. Need ideas for employment.

I work 7-4 M-F. However my job is fairly relaxed hours wise and I get plenty of vacation. I rarely play vidya during the week, unless something I really anticipated comes out. I play the shit out of vidya on Friday night, Saturday, and (to a lesser extent) Sunday.

God damn I thought doing 10 years at an average sized Kroger was bad, I can't even imagine the bullshit that JJ workers have to endure. Does it at least pay well? I topped out at a little over 14 buck an hour.

every job worth having that I've ever had was due to a connection. You have to be massively overqualified AND also look good AND be witty AND be able to answer questions on the spot under pressure to get a job that's worth a shit from an interview with someone who has absolutely no idea who you are. If you're ugly, don't bother. If you can't read the mood in a room and turn it to your advantage with your wit then don't bother, and if you don't already know everything about the business in question to the point that you could answer any question about it without hesitation, don't bother. Interviews are a sucker's game, just ask everyone in your extended social network.

>meanwhile, the capitalists sit on their piles of obscene wealth while the poor fought over the scraps like dogs, scapegoated the lazy and brown people

Logisitics, specifically customs brokerage. You know all that trade war and tariff shit? im right on the front lines. had a hard two weeks ever since a boat in philly got raided and turnoverd out to bin carrying 1y fucking tons of cocaine, then the fucking CBP acting director stepped down.

its really my coworkers that are a special kind of asswipe. only saving grace is my.manager and super are cool, and the manager was connections, so im hoping to invest in that.

What certs? If you already have those garbage ass CompTIA certs and a CCNA, surely a help desk will pick you up if your resume isn't total fucking trash.

Parents bought me a flat
But they charge me "officially" so that i can get state social measure and basically add the rent to my pocket.

I make 18 an hour just pressing buttons in a lab pretty much I’m like a science themed cashier. I’m miserable but it’s unrelated to my job which is stupidly cushy but also busy.

Wagie wagie slave all day
Work until your hair is gray
Have fun kissing boss' ass
While NEET stays home and *raises glass*
If only wagie were not a cuck
He'd not lick boot for half a buck
"NEET I am." I'll proudly say
"WAGIE WAGIE STAY AWAY"

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>got laid off two weeks ago
>company let go my entire division
>lost a million
>I was training a new girl who just started
>haven’t even been really looking for work
>I had a interview for a nice cozy job but I blew it and the guy didn’t want me
>too depressed to play ffxiv when that was all I could think about before I was laid off
>feels like I’m useless

:(

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>learn a skill so I can get out of wage cuckery
>Trying to learn to code
boy have I got some news for you

>getting free insurance and money from the goverment starting next month
Feels good being an autist

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> tfw gotta take work home
> tfw gotta work on saturdays and sundays sometimes
> if required, have to be there at 2am
Don’t get into science

man that actually sounds pretty cool, at least from an outsider's POV. sorry your co-workers suck man, they can absolutely make or break a workplace.

People like you are why the educational system is a joke. You can easily learn how to cook on your own and for a lot less than the costs of school. All it takes is practice and trial and error. Instead this guy will be buried in debt fighting to get a job as a sous chef with thousands of other graduates like him.

Is this you?

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If you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life.

fuck I should start volunteering. Lots of hippies to be fucked. Thanks user.

Atleast you can put it on your resume and go somewhere else. You got it made if you had a job like that, I wish I had an education.

i got my network+ and a++
did i fall for the comptia meme user?

sauce

Yeah, I meant the Hikikomori phenomenon. Not sure where I thought I heard it referred to as the "missing generation" but it's essentially some million Japanese young adults that literally exist entirely behind closed doors without any social engagement. And a lot of them drain welfare from the state if they don't have remote jobs to work.
Wouldn't be surprised if it was even more now.
And America doesn't sound too far behind.

I worked in a job where I was dealing with home security systems. The kind of people who buy home security systems fall in to three categories:
rich people
paranoid people
frightened old people

Do you think any of those categories actually figures out how to use their alarm system? Or correctly identifies the fact that they're having problems with the system because they never even attempted to learn how to use it?

Yeah, people are fucking retarded. If they weren't, dealing with them wouldn't be much of a job because they'd sort it out on their own. That's just how it goes, now stop crying you fucking literal moron who pushes carts at wal-mart.

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B-BUT PUSHING CARTS IS HARD
He's just saying don't bitch about easy work .

So let me get this straight, all of your financial assets are in place so you can live comfortably for the remainder of your life, and yet you still choose to work a job that has you working your balls off, running around the world like a chicken with your head cut off, and you're calling me a dumbfuck? Is your dad holding your money hostage or something or are you that spineless that you cant bear to find another, more fulfilling line of work to pursue?

If you can afford to, stay the fuck out of retail and service. Nothing quite as soul crushing as having to suck up to that 40 yr old entitled retard being an asshole because "customer's always right goyim". Get yourself on an apprenticeship course doing something practical and mentally stimulating, something that filters out the stacies and nogs.

Cart pusher here, I agree. It can be absolutely brutally hot and is truly the worst job in the world when you're not feeling well but literally NO ONE cares what you're doing as long as you have carts. You can be on your phone half your shift, take your lunch whenever you want, sit down whenever you want, as long as you have carts and everything looks relatively nice you have almost unlimited freedom. I know a guy who literally goes and sits in his car between runs of the lot. Compare that to the people working i side the store with someone constantly breathing down their neck and dealing with customers and I find it a really underrated job.

>pictures of cart corals
I love mornings when overnight doesn't do jack shit.

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Yea, man making fuckloads of money sure does suck. God I wish I were doing nothing at all times until I killed myself because I'm a worthless piece of shit tranny. Gee user if only I were more like (You) I'd be happier.

coding is great as a supplement to a skill you have. I've automated a bunch of tedious fucking tasks with rudimentary Python and Visual Basic. Excel is my God now. Something that used to take the idiot before me weeks takes the computer a night to calculate and while I'm sure it could be done faster I'm not willing to take the time to learn how right now. As it is it makes my job easier, no data entry mistakes, company runs smoother, got me a big fat fucking raise. Don't pretend to solve the world with that shit though.

I can make enough money to live but I can't actually live with sitting at home all day just waiting for money to accrue and taking trips. It gets old fast.

>man that actually sounds pretty cool

it has its moments. last month we had to help document a shipment of vibrators, and jokes around the office were hilarious, especially since its one of those old school places in NY where people still say faggot and make fun of sexual harrasment training.

>12. I believe that all people are created equal
>1. I have won the greatest lottery of all time. I walk the Earth. I live in America
These two things contradict each other. What a dumbass.

>Yea, man making fuckloads of money sure does suck
lol wageslaves actually believe this. You're making someone else fuckloads of money while you get the scraps.
>God I wish I were doing nothing at all times until I killed myself because I'm a worthless piece of shit tranny
cool projection

go get a 1 month course to get a cdl cert in truck driving anons
its like 20 dollars an hour starting and you just dick around driving all day/night listing to podcasts
its really underrated

That doesn't look hard, just annoying. And I'm glad you understand that pushing carts isn't hard work.

Yeah, you did. I really wish HR would stop listing these fucking things as some kind of gold standard for IT. Fucking boomers. If you're trying to get some help desk role, would strongly advise you to look into a microsoft cert.

>mom inherits $500,000 when grandfather kicks the bucket
>first thing she does is kick me out of her three bedroom house so she can start dating again without worrying about me hearing her moaning while getting plowed by her new boyfriends
Death to the kikes, and death to the boomers that were brainwashed by them!

It sounds fun, how was the course?

>tfw all these seething wagies

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driving trucks looks intimidating i can't even drive a car

>You're making someone else fuckloads of money while you get the scraps.
and you get the shit that's left. Believe it or not most people are not brain dead idiots or pussies who are afraid to go outside. Some people have goals and ambitions and while for some they are as pathetic as buying a new car, for others it's about self realization and sitting home fapping to gay porn won't accomplish that.

I would if I wasn't terrified of driving a fuckhuge truck and having random auto issues on the job

>work mcdonalds
>treated like shit paid horribly
>work at a factory
>feet get welded to my shoes (skin peels off)
>visit the chiropractor every month
>wake up in the middle of the night, with panic attacks because I have to work tomorrow
>go back to mcdonalds
>make the same amount as I did working my factory job

I just... don't understand

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If you're trying to work at a help desk, like that's your aspiration, I strongly advise you to commit suicide now. That work is soul crushing and it very rarely leads to any kind of rewarding work or serious career opportunities. The pay is not as good as you think it is, and you're going to be automated out of existence if you work there long and try to climb the ladder.

Sysadmin is a dead end path. Learn to code or get out now.

I would have just killed my mother if she betrayed me like that. Fuck the money. Family is everything.

sounds like your mom doesn't like you. That sucks, I wonder why this is so common with Americans. They either kick their children out or get kicked out by their children.

I DO NOT SEE ENOUGH PUSHING. PUSH, CREAMPUFF.

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Maybe try a new place

What? I don't understand. Those add up to 14

I thought about it seriously after I left the Army. The local "academy" offered jobs at $23 an hour and paid for your training. Idk if I could handle that lifestyle though, you're quite literally on the move day and night.

Honestly customer service is harder than real jobs. When I worked for Wal-Mart before I graduated they used the cameras to make sure everyone was working. You’re under constant surveillance and on top of all that you have to deal with awful coworkers, entitled management and annoying customers.

Whenever I go there and see those tags that say I’ve been here for 10+ years I feel bad for them for all the stuff they have to put up with. It’s not really fair to be treasured like a subhuman workbot daily.

Now that I have a real job it’s cushy more laid back, people actually congratulate me for doing things, really good benefits and the general atmosphere is more chill. It’s not someone breathing down my neck squeezing me for every penny I’m worth.

I absolutely loathe big business because of it.

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Man you sure are good at seeing the bigger picture user. I was wrong man maybe you're right. Maybe Life isn't about making money it's about ensuring the downfall of large scale corporations. You're actually filled to the brim with shit aren't you.

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Maybe it was different at Walmart but not at Meijer.

I think McDonald's is starting to up their wages due to pressure

Did you mean to reply to that other guy?

>tfw when severely mentally ill and have half a dozen doctor's certificates and a decade of in-deph reports saying that I'm a complete mongoloid maniac that is on paper 100% incapable of work and should probably be kept drugged up in some room somewhere
>still not enough
Wish I was just an autist instead. You guys get all the nice stuff.

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I barely work.
I still don't play vidya I usually just hang out with my sister, fool around and go places with her

Communist revolution when?

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cope

>Spend my whole life working shitty jobs for barely above minimum wage
>Join the air force reserves in 2017
>spend 2 years almost JUSTING my marraige during training and post training at home.
>severe depression after working 4 months of night shift, 6 days a week, 50+ hours a week in horrendous conditions
>finally catch a break through hard work and some dumb luck.
>after 6 months of fixing fucking commercial washers and dryers in section 8 housing I get a dream job as a federal employee.

I'm two weeks in so far and I've done almost nothing but watch movies in the air conditioning and enter data. My boss even sent me home early today because there was ABSOLUTELY no work. I got paid for the full 8 despite not having any leave. I make 27$ an hour and in 4 years it will be over 32$ an hour. A small victory and a step towards my life goals.

>customer service is harder than real jobs
It isn't harder, it's just more annoying.

I don't think I want to if thats normal work.
I'd rather just be a retail cuck in some store with A/C.

I always thought about TF2 lines when I was pushing. Made things a little more fun. Its not as hard or grueling as some anons here are making it out to be. So long as the lot is clear you can do whatever you please.

why not just pretend to be an autist?

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I only play fromsoftware and rockstar games, so i dont really care

>work full time at home
>play vidya all day throughout the day

I mean there are 3 other cart corrals almost just like that in that same row (we have 4 separate rows we actually bring them down in) so it was a lot but I don't know why you're so combative. It's not the hardest job in the world but it can be physically exhausting and draining, mostly depending on how active the sun is. If it's out and blasting your skin life fucking sucks, but that's any outside job.

I just don't mind because it's literally paid exercise (I burn like 1500 cal/walk 15 miles a day) and extended freedom compare to the cold stifling inside of the store filled with drama and stress.

No matter what, I put two hours min a day aside for me to Vidya. If that means doing a bit of 5 hour energy or coffee when it's at night so be it.

To a degree you're right. I almost got fired for reading a local newspaper I was in. my face was on the front page and I almost got fired for reading it. My boss said "It's like eating something off the shelf and putting it back" Dollar General is full of shit.

The best outcome is literally to win the lottery then retire young. Then you can do literally whatever the fuck you want. But it'll never happen and there is no point in pursuing it because the lottery is basically a scam

>Company SHE works for
Fuck you got a gf and a good job in one swing

I should volunteer

I wished I had my dream job of being a artist or streamer.
Working retail is shit but I finally have a job and I have disposable income so I'm happy.

Fucking faggot pussy, I have 50 hour weeks and I make it work.

9 is actually fantastic advice. One of the best things you can do is continually invest in yourself. Learn skills and acquire knowledge whenever possible.

Also working outside and sweating so much makes me feel a lot better about spending all of my time off in a dim room away from the gaze of the sun playing vidya. Dunno why everyone in retail dreads cart pushing. Fucking babies can't handle the sun.

>9 hours of work(including mandatory 30 minute midday lunch and travel time to and from work)
>6 hours of sleep(1 hour unwind/wakeup time, 5 hours of sleep because fuck 8 hours)
>3 hours of chores/hygiene stuff/texting friends/etc(easy enough to dump for more vidya time

That's 18 hours. Which leaves 6 hours of gaming a day.
That's plenty.

You can use the weekend time you don't work to get some extra sleep, socialize with friends, or just play more video games.

Like seriously, it's not hard at all. I must be averaging at least 30-40 hours a week working for slave wages and I've never been more free to game.

I don't work because I couldn't even get hired for slightly above minimum wage warehouse slave labor with a reference. Might go to Amazon for the holidays as a last resort but I'm pretty comfy for now.

You got good intentions user you're just slightly autistic. You got the right idea except this is all verbal diarhea.

it's ok user, you can do better. Enjoy life. Don't get comfortable, try new things and push yourself.

Work doesn't take 24 out of 24 hours in a day you fucking psycho

>30 hours total travel time
>there and back

oof I wish.

Fucking this. Lunch time is Nintendo time for me.

>LGBT/AIDS Oral History

Well that's how it spread in the first place

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Simple and easy
they are cars try to get around you in your blind spots all the fucking time like they want to die
auto issues arnt the problem, its other drivers

Don't sweat it user, just some rabble rousers in the thread.
All jobs suck. But pushing carts was easy in the sense that you can do jack shit all day as long as those fuckers were inside.

Move closer to work. It's not hard. Even if you upgrade that to 2 hours travel time you're still talking about a ton of time.

Thinking about applying to McDonald's as a maintenance worker already work in a restaurant cleaning it all alone at night and the list of things they expect is a lot easier than what I already do what could possibly go wrong?

>am I free on this day 3 weeks from now?
>hold on lemme do math

Costs too much.

Being a streamer or influencer is like winning the lottery but with extra steps. Some will end up investing properly and be set for life but most will piss their money away and end up broke once their fans move on.

I work in IT and have the admin password for my workstation. I automated 70% of my job and play classic PC games all day

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>taking pride on being a fucking slave

lmao

t.roastie on welfare

If all else fails you can join the military. No one dies in war anymore. 99% don't even see combat. And you can usually pick your job before you go.
>free healthcare
>get to pocket US tax money(you pay taxes too)
>good promotions
>decent pay(I make 4k a month, Another raise coming next year)
>most people get to travel, lots of opportunities to work overseas
>bitches love military, they want your free healthcare
>Almost impossible to get laid off, really hard to get fired
>Get extra money for rent and food, can pocket what you dont use
>Every federal holiday off
>30 days of paid leave a year, can save 90 days up
>Can retire after 20 years, I'll be 38 when I retire
Pretty sweet deal, I hardly work at all. Air force is definitely the best, most people in the air force were Losers and NEETS before they joined, so everyone plays vista.
>INB4 hurr durr, have fun dying for the Jews
No one dies in war anymore look up how many americans have died in the past ten years in war. You more likely to get stabbed by a roodypoo at Walmart

there's a saying "it's not what you know, it's who you know". If you have a family member who runs a business or something, see if they'll hook you up.

literally had my last day at a Mcdonalds today, can't stand that fucking place. Worst thing that ever happened was I got hit by a van on the zebra crossing in the drive thru lane and they just told me to go take another order.
hope all shitty mcd's bosses burn

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The restaurant is objectively cleaner than the McDonald's. I hope you enjoy wiping shit off the walls after Le-shauna and Paco finish.

Get a motorcycle and whiteline through traffic. Worst case scenario you call in dead.

>3 other cart corrals

Mine had about 8. By the time you'd get one line inside the store, the last line was already gone. There was no "sitting on your ass as long the carts inside were full" because those times were rare.

I'm 30 something. I can't just waltz in with my medical history and be like "well fuckfaces looks like I'm autistic now". Sadly. So pretending to be a normalfag it is.

They'll probably pressure you to assist them all the time, then bitch that you're not getting your own work done.

They understaff the hell out of the place, but act surprised when nothing is done on nightshift. And morning shift ALWAYS has a stick up their ass.

just saying.

I work part time (32hr) as a shipping associate
shit is so fucking boring
There's so much downtime where we're not allowed to read/sleep or do basically anything because we're technically supposed to be doing something productive.
The work we actually do is so mindless and repetitive that it drains the soul

I honestly just spend my whole 12h shift on my switch

Wow gee maybe instead of killing yourself and ending it all, just fucking drop out and stay alive dumbass. If you can’t do it, you can’t do it. It’s not always either it works out or you have to die.

I work, go home, and stay in my room for the other 16 hours I have to myself. I don't particularly hate the work itself. That shit's easy. It the staying in my room that upsets me. If I didn't eventually have to come out and eat something, I'd probably stay in there forever. I know it's bad and I need to go out, but I just can't. My room has all the entertainment I could ever want and despite enjoying it, I absolutely hate it because I'm missing out on all the fun things I could be doing outside. Getting a better job, going to the gym, meeting the love of my life, all that stuff. And as tempting as it sounds, I genuinely cannot bring myself to do any of it. Every time I at least try, I just get really annoyed or irritable, I start coming up with excuses like "oh, but then I'd just be wasting gas or money going to those places with those things", and I always manage to convince myself to stay in my room and I just end up hating myself even more. It sucks. I just want to have the confidence and will to go do other things with my life, but I psyche myself out and spend all my waking moments just in my room. I love videogames, I love the internet, but I fucking HATE how much of a grip these things have on me.

I just want to be the me I know I can be.

I'm strongly considering that and joining comms, since I do have some background in that.
Trouble is that I'm an unfit skinnyfat loser.

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>your shift starts at 8
>you have to get up at 6am for work (realistically)
>Have to go to sleep early so I can get up early and be at work the next day

I'm only being paid for 8 hours
Why does my entire day revolve around work?

It's ok, there are a lot of you in basic training. You'll pass. Believe me, you'll learn to pass.

I have to empty a grease trap by hand that smells like a toilet and clean up lard oh and don't get me starting and scrub brushing a tiles floor with a scrub brush that's too short

>what could possibly go wrong?
well for starters you'll be cleaning things you'll never find around the restaurant

god i wish i had a 9-5 job
5-4 is going to kill me

tfw cushy sysadmin job with very little supervision

I'm a lazy dumbass, I just happened to know the right guy who gave me a sick job. Connections matter more than credentials.

Someone was washing the steps with soapy water, and I had to carry some heavy equipment up it. Which caused me to fall down the steps 3 times before giving up.

I came back to work on a sprained ankle, after work (they worked me ragged) I told them I couldn't come in the next day. I came back 2 days later and I was let go "because I didn't call in"

What do they make you do? How many people break down like a bitch and get sent home because they couldn't take it?

your knees will be dust after those 20 years of lugging packs full of useless garbage not relevant to the mission though
could end up getting cyber knees which mite be cool

8 in a single row? I mean 3 more above that, and then on in the middle on the right that usually goes in that same lane
We have like 16-20 cart corrals (about 12 main ones that you always get) and it's probably the biggest parking lot I've seen because it wraps around the store, ton of walking. Fortunately we have a machine to push them all since it's a walmart. I've seen places like wegmans and publix where they all hand push them inside through the main doors, looks awful.

But it's a job that rewards efficiency. The faster you are the more time you can slack off. I'm pretty fucking fast when I'm zoned in and so are my other guys.

>he doesn't roll out of bed and put on clothes and then take the 15 minute drive to work every morning so he only has to get up 30 minutes before start time
Who cares about hygiene when you're depressed anyway ;^)

> requires a highschool education
> ridiculously retarded standards
literally shit-tier

I already fucking do that for half the pay and I do it with no way of knowing im going to get bitched out for it 6 months after the fact

>it's probably the biggest parking lot
for a walmart*

learn your rights bro. Shit like this with the right lawyer can get you a couple hundred thousand without you putting anything up front.

i don't spend 12 hours a day playing video games

honestly I was looking for a reason to leave.
I left whistling while limping out of the store.

It's a fornightly roster. 2 days on 2 days off 3 days on etc.

>requires a highschool education

Did you drop out of highschool or something you retard?

>I already fucking do that
I can't believe you are incapable of understanding that McDonald's will be worse in terms of everything

Same. My commute to/from takes up about 3 hours of my day. That's a lot of gaming time.

>couldn't even get through high school
How the fuck?

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I don’t vidya anymore. I study and get raises on my free time. Gamers need to have sex.

sounds awful, no wonder wagies are always whining about muh backlog

Actually I did finish high school but I lost my diploma

could have left whistling with a fat check but congrats, I guess
enjoy your fucked up bones

try learning business programs maybe like SAP. You can land a job with that and some of those are reasonably cozy, just managing databases.

Any Targetfags here? How do you go about getting hired for stocking?

>other guys

Most of the time I had no help due to poor scheduling. But there were often 2 cart pushers there during non-busy hours.

when is that WHO gaming addiction thing going through so i can collect disability?

Easily?

No one has ever asked to see my diploma or degree

are you working at a call center?

As long as you can meet the weight requirements for basic training, they will take care of you. You could be really out of shape, that's what the training is for. When I left for basic, I was really out of shape, I could barley do 20 pushups and I was running the 1.5 mile in 15 minutes, and there was a few people in worse shape then me. You exercise in a group everyday except Sunday. I've seen some really out of shape people go, but by the end of training they were killing the PT test. This is for the air force, I think the navy and marines you got to be somewhat in shape before you go

I guess?
I dunno, I didn't exactly hate the place.

bro get another from the department of education

>but I lost my diploma
You know you can just ask them for another copy, right? And they don't even ask to see it.
You didn't even get one.

Pretty sure if you actually need to present your diploma you can get a copy from the school district. You think just cus you lost a piece of paper there's no record of you graduating?

meant for

My fellow shift bro, I work kind of similar, 2 days on, 2 days off, 3 nights on, 2 days off, 2 days on, and 3 days off, rinse and repeat, all 12 hour shifts. It's not too bad, but I can't see myself doing this for more than 5 years or so.

How do you lose your damn diploma, user? Couldn't you just contact your high school about this shit?

1/3 of your life for work
1/3 of your life for sleep
for the remaining 1/3 you have to divide it among
>family
>children (if you have any)
>friends (if you have any)
>significant other (if you have one)
>religion (if you're a christcuck)
>basic needs for survival (eating, anything health-related, paying for bills)
>anything hygiene-related (showering, bathroom, haircuts, shaving, laundry, cleaning, etc)
>any other miscellaneous responsibilities (maintaining and repairing a vehicle, maintaining and repairing a house, etc)
>commuting
THEN you have time for vidya

You never worked for white house chicken in barberton
You never thought you where doing your job the right way only to figure me out they changed everything about it didn't bother to tell you then tell at you for it
You never been asked to work 9pm to 9 am Saturday night when all other shifts are 5 hours

i dont think a fat slob like me could do that

Also, I work in a quality control lab for a Nitrogen production complex/plants, it's not so bad, but my supervisor is pretty shitty and about half my coworkers are lazy motherfuckers.

I knew a guy who worked for Target, he thought the job was fucking bullshit and he's probably right

I've never hauled a pack in my life, I work on aircraft, and right now I have an office job. The pack hauling stuff is done by combat personnel, which is a very small percentage of the military overall.

I dropped out of high school and make $21 an hour operating an overhead crane
I'm going to get my GED and go to trade school, should I go be a sparky or do telecommunications?

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I went to a private school that got demolished
in colombia before moving back to america

why don't you learn to operate bigger cranes?

Imagine bullshitting this hard to convince others you totally didn't drop out

Anyone else have a schedule like me?

I usually get in around 830, can leave any time after 2-3 usually. I generally go to the gym from 11 to 1 or so. There's a gym at work where i can shower.

Anyway by the time i get home all i have to do is the occasional cleaning. Otherwise i can game to my heart's content

sparky or weldy sparky?
Don't do weldy sparky.

Some people are stupid enough to live in cities where the commute is over an hour each way, and god forbid you need to go shopping or do any errands or anything after work either

>you never you never you never
I worked at McDonald's. Go on and apply, but don't cry because I warned you.

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It's unironically better than what 99% of humans who ever lived have enjoyed when taking modern comforts into consideration. Even compared to like 90% of existing humans you are doing better as long as you live in a first world country, countries like China aren't first world fuck off.

Want out of your company? I'm an executive recruiter specializing in the transportation industry

A grown ass man doesnt live with his parents

Sorry bro, but I don't think anyone on Yea Forums even knows how to fix even half the problems most of the Anons here are going through. It's just something you're going to need to solve with sheer willpower alone. You can read and hear all the tips, tricks, and motivational speeches all you want, but at the end of the day, the path you choose to walk is one you have to walk alone. The internet can help you get started, but it can't force you into being a better person. Sucks to say, but it's the truth.

>20 pushups
Man, I am weak as fuck. I can barely do 10. But I guess there's no better time like the present to remake myself.
Also, I'm no American, so my choice would be to join the Canadian equivalent.

I never thought of that, I'll check it out

sparky sparky

inb4 someone takes this seriously

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Same here, feels great man.

Working smaller companies is great, you get to actually do more than mind numbing menial tasks from day one. Also nobody's on your case all the damn time.

I work 80 hour a week as I have Friday and Saturday off from both my jobs and marathon through a game.

....
Does this guy only work an hour and thirty minutes each day?

>It's unironically better than what 99% of humans who ever lived have enjoyed when taking modern comforts into consideration
But is it really better, user? Is it really?

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>networking on Yea Forums
gib job

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This picture angers me

>Work 40 hours a week
>Dick around on my phone for most of it
>Cash in that salary
>Go home and play vidya for a few hours
>Get a tight 8 hours of sleep
I don't get it, there are 8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, that leaves 8 hours of WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

>tfw learned to code
Best decision I ever made.

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>tfw old job let me set my own schedule
It was amazing bros, I used to work 4 days, and then take 4 days off, still made enough for vidya and food.

>donations
I wonder if (((tipping))) is included in Dining Out

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>over half a grand on donations

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IDK how true it is. My friend works in construction, they had this big ass crane for a sky scraper that they were building a while ago. He claims the guy makes like $50 an hour because very few people are qualified and he basically does short stints all over the country.

You don't look like that, you know. You never will.

>work
lololololololl

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Yeah it sure would get old having all the time in the world to get high and play through my backlog of video games and watch all the anime, movies and tv shows I don't have time for to the point that I get bored and decide to go back to working on my body which I'm also too tired for
Stupid retarded depressed faggot

It's exhausting, too. As soon as you prove yourself remotely competent, you're asked to do everything and basically required to think for other people: retarded customers, coworkers, head office, etc. It's mentally exhausting.

Check out hundredpushups,com and Google couch to 5k. It's a simple workout routine designed for a complete beginner. You should be able to run a 5k in 12 weeks if you follow the program.

>100,000$
Is he a doctor
>health insurance: 270
So hes a doctor?
>groceries: 400$
So he lives alone?
>transportation: 130$
is this just gas?
>internet: 20$
doubt.jpg
>donations: 615$
Oy vey how generous

Doesn't say anything about student debt payements. Willing to bet this is all bullshit.

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Then you either work a job that is physically demanding, you absolutely hate the people you work with/for, the job is high stress, you flat out dislike your job altogether, or some combination of 2 or more of those I mentioned. Find another job that makes you happy.

absolutely seething jealous social autist

commute, eating, getting ready to sleep, then actually getting enough sleep
I had maybe 5 hours to actually play viyda after my last job but was too drained afterwards most of the time

>code
Is "code" binary?

and its worse than 50% of humans in the last century.

What do you do?!?

How did you find your way to a computer?

oh it is a 1000% bullshit. none of this is believable

Just answer the question.

Nothing is fulfilling.

>2 days off a week

On weekdays, assuming you don't have a family which in that case you should have known you'd have no time for hobbies you should have at least 4 hours a day to game

What shit job did you have that you were so tired 5 hours of free time was unappealing to you?

no...

>internet: $20
Completely doable with slow as fuck DSL. AT&T offers service that cheap I believe but it's complete and utter garbage. Completely unusable for games if you're doing literally anything else.

>I'm an executive recruiter specializing in the transportation industry

sorry mate, i'm learning from a big guy in the industry, you might even know him. i'm not being paid particularly high but i'm banking on my intelligence and his influence. there's a IT service i've been brought on board to help with, and they want to poach me as well.

incidentally i'm specializing in imports. not sure if you're talking domestic or NAFTA shit, which i am aware of origin criteria, but the big money is in stuff coming from china, south east asia and whatever parts of the world falling under GSP/SPI/BTAs.

what exactly does your company do?

>5 hours of sleep
and you are damaging your brain. good job. you wont even remember this thread tomorrow while you are jacking off for the third time to your ex girlfriends facebook photos

No, simply speaking, code is like knowing how to tell your computer to do a certain thing

How does one learn to code?

>get up at 7:30 to go to work
>don't live in a very big city so traffic is never too rough
>work is great
>pays well
>all my coworkers are nice
>home by 18:30
>go walk my dog and play video games the rest of the day
Life's good bros

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Thank you very much user.
Starting next week, I'll get at it. For now though, I'm about to run another overnight shift.

>make 8,333 a month
>spend 33% of it on discretionary

What a big saver.

I typically work more earlier in the morning, leaving my afternoons open. So that's when I'll play.

Not that user, but make sure your form is good or else you'll irreparably fuck up your body in some way

Stop going out to parties and other "social" worthless garbage when you don't fucking work, idiot.

>smoking weed
DUDE

You're a web dev. It doesn't seem binary because of all the layers of abstraction but when you boil away all the standards and accessibility features added, coding is acting 1s and 0s in a physical circuit. It's binary, though. As a web dev you'll never see that, it's abstracted obviously, but it is under the hood's hood's hood.

But then how will I network so I can get a job?

this. just get up early so you can go home early and still have hours and hours to do what you'd like before bed.

Couch to 5k is very nice, BUT the first day will feel like torture. Then it doesn't get better until the first month. The moment you hit the 30 minute mark, everything 180s and jogging is really fun.

based

>tfw coworkers are nice
>always something to talk about if you get bored
>sharing snacks/drinks
>the satisfaction of finishing tasks earlier

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Make sure to get running shoes, and jog on grass.
Ear buds and music an absolute must.

I pay 20 bucks a month for my internet and it's broadband
Apparently the shitty cheap apartment I live in qualifies for the poverty internet program, and it's plenty fast for how cheap it is. I had DSL in 2010 and it was shit then

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I was in navy bootcamp for a week and chickened out. you have to be able to pass the first pfa and if you don't they'll give you 5 more tries which if you couldn't pass the first time you can go ahead and kiss the hopes of that goodbye. I trained for 2 months because my shipdate was really soon, I was able to do about 44 pushups and 50-60 situps before I left but the run was killing me. I use pod devices so my cardio was trash. By the time I got to basic the guys around me were doing pushup contests and running back and forth in the pearl harbor after taps. I'd break down in tears under my sheets because I kept beating myself up about not being good enough and ended up leaving. I had some really cool guys in my division (927) They'd try to help me out and push me to the next level, thank you bunker I know you're not on this board but thanks for trying buddy.

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I'll keep that in mind.
Honestly, the first one sounds like part of my commute to work, so I'm really not that worried about starting off.
That's an idea. The last time I tried to do any sort of running with headphones, they fell from my head and I broke it with my foot.

Yea Forums isnt one guy user
Yes when you boil it down really far, but when people normally talk about coding it isnt through binary. There are languages -computer programs- that you can use to talk to your computer in that make that shit easier to comprehend than 1s and 0s

How the fuck do you get fast.

I'm at like 26 minutes for 3 miles. I'm kinda hitting a wall. I can't do 8mph for more than a mile it seems. My body much prefers 6-7 mph for sustained running, closer to 6.5

I'd never sully my firms reputation by actually posting genuinely here lol

>thread is almost at 500 replies in an hour and a half

You niggas asking this question gotta grow up man

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>be neet
>daytrade stocks and crypto when I need money
>Smoke weed and play vidya all day afterwards

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>tfw at least half the people I see on site are retarded foreigners and drug abusers
>sign on the pit stop that says not to dump syringes

spoken like someone whos never done that before. no one respects a cart pusher. you will get run over by over zealous customers who will blame you. usually the people inside will make you clean gross shit inside the store as well. really find any other position other than this one.

Sprinting and resistance running drills, I'd say

wow so impressive

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Well we're American based and we specialize in executive placement in the transportation industry. Shouldn't say more than that so my firm in no way is connected to this cesspool of a website.

>zebra crossing
Now can someone please explain to me what this is. I'm assuming it literally means a zone that only zebras can cross yet I feel like that's stupid or user is trolling.

I can't even get a job at the supermarket because the competition is too fierce

lmao says the guy whos literally too weak to live on his own

dilate

You either do endurance or speed.
I did endurance, so I can't tell you.

best bet is likely running faster in shorter periods.
Honestly don't recommend endurance, running for 2 hours straight gets boring. Save yourself.

If you consider time you spent at school growing up its not that different besides not getting summer vacation. If you have a family you have less time.

Whatever the case all garbage or cashgrab games can fuck off because then you will never have time to play games if youre playing call of bullshit 72 for 10 hours a day

>tfw no rich gf

Micky D's in subsaharan Africa are crazy

I believe its a local term for those crossing sections that have hazard stripes. Likely nick named "zebra crossing" because they have white stripes on black pavement.

how the fuck do you game while driving?

What if my code is for a quantum computer?

>start doing c25k a week ago
>literally the second day, somehow fuck up my ankle
>very little pain, but can't bend it unless I use my hands

I probably shouldn't be running on it but if I stop now I won't start again.

>168 hours in a week
> 56 hours spent sleeping
> 10 hours spent eating, shitting, and washing
> 12 hours spent watching anime
> 30 hours spent working
> 4 hours a week playing D&D
> 56 hours remain for vidya
>20,440 hours a year playing stupid ass video games

yikes

I work in a warehouse for 8 hours a day, building freight. At one point it wasn't so bad, then it got drastically worse when they brought in a new assistant manager. I wouldn't hate the job if it wasn't for the fact that I was inline to become a lead, but they gave it to some lazy old asshole retired cop who lords his power over me and makes me do all the shit he should be doing, and I can't do shit about him, because he's being protected. I complain, nothing is done, he finds out, he takes it out on me. The major issue is that it's the most high paying job I can get with my skill set at the moment. Shit just makes me miserable. I literally come home hating life and waiting for my next day off. No time or motivation for video games.

Sorry the hear that man. Wish ya the best. If you still want to do some sort of service the airforce is way more relaxed when it comes to PT standards. They test you when you get there but they don't give you the boot if you fail, you just gotta pass the last one, which is pretty easy, especially after 6 weeks of working out everyday

shut the fuck up you

What these so called "Hikiomoris" don't realize is that their "lifestyle" is temporary. They have no life experience, security, or perserverance. They'll shrivel up and die by the time they're 40 if not sooner. If only life were thay simple.

Okay so yeah, i'm retarded.
Kinda what i was thinking too

3 miles or 30 min tops is enough for me. I'm running to lose weight, not race. I just love challenging myself on time

Lol it's just a part time job, you smelly nerd.

good goy, see islam as the problem and not the real one.

Making time for vidya is easy even with a +40hr work week. What's hard is making time for finding a girlfriend especially one that appeals to your taste.

>the people complaining about getting treated badly
Take pride in at least not being gay.

try biking until it gets better.

Teach me how to work the stock market user

Probably not gonna happen user, Airforce is really strict about who they let in and I told the navy I have chest pain and suicidal thoughts because I'm a chickenshit.

>welcome to mickydondons, may I take your order, massa?
>zebra noises
>so a quarter pounder meal, hold the patty?
>wheeneneheeerrr
>thatll be 19.99 plus tip
>thanks, m'lady, put it on my bill

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I don't play much video games anymore but when I get home, it's anime. I don't give a fuck about anything else.

Jesus christ the boom is real

>tfw finally quitting your job and telling your boss to fuck off
it felt great then but now i don't know what to do with my fucking life

you don't, you get lucky a few times until it eats you, or sometimes it just eats you. It's gambling, if you're ok with gambling, then go for it.

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>Collect disability for being fucking autistic as shit and suffering from PTSD after getting tortured in high school (long story)
>Trauma turns me into a homosexual
>Find a nice protective 6'2" bf who works from home
>I cook and clean for him while he works and we play vidya together in our free time
>He doesn't even care about sex, just cuddles
try turning into a faggot like me, it usually works out in the end if you find a guy that isn't a bug chaser

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Girlfriend? What is this girl... friend you speak of?

lol no I was thinking maybe a zone that zebras cross so people have to be careful. Like the signs that say
>X crossing

Yeah that was me today. Had one other guy come in cause the other had some family emergencies, and the guy i did have is a lasz shit who has about a 25% chance of actually being out there helping. Basically had it to myself s8nce 4 pm on a friday night (it's 10 pm now)
Been here since 11 am but finally getting to go home. Even with all the bullshit, the sun wasn't't out and it was only a chill 85 F so it wasn't that bad of a shift all things considered.

Now you start looking for another job with it's own unique brand of bullshit to deal with

>it usually works out in the end if you find a guy that isn't a bug chaser
I have no intention of doing any of the shit you suggested, but is it really that common?

Get a Robinhood account and read up on options trading.
You can turn just a few hundred bucks into tens of thousands with the right calls.

That's gay

You're a silly person user

tell the story

yeah cryptos fucked me more than ive made gains sadly and i got hella lucky at the start

Why is it that i'm straight yet have zero desire to have a gf? When I get home, I don't want to deal with or hear it form anyone. I want to be able to do exactly what I want without being bothered.