Just bought this on steam. What am I in for?

Just bought this on steam. What am I in for?

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source engine jank for 30 minutes before uninstall

Breaking your legs, losing your grasp on reality, and gaining brouzouf.

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endless cycles of guilt

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I gotta say that I love the source engine and cyberpunk themed shit. Does that count?

Fun, atmosphere, and soul
Its an RPG that makes you put in the work to get the funnest busted stuff though; so, be ready to grind.
broken

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST EXECUTE ORDERS

I hate how there is no checkpoint between the abandoned facility and mars, which happens to be the longest mission in the game

This weird thread again...
Dejavu.

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the mission objectives aren't interesting and the maps are kind of annoying to walk around in but god damn the game is rife with great atmosphere and the core gameplay was excellent.

No spoilers my friend, just reviews

>What am I in for?

I have 50 hours in this game and i still couldnt tell you

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It took me a few tries to get into it. I love the atmosphere, and my headcanon makes it all the more enjoyable. It feels like a game that is outside of our timeline, a game that shouldn't exist.

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Unpolished and overrated indie game.

Well, that's what i'm looking for. Atmosphere. Some anons also told me that the gameplay is excellent so

>Some anons also told me that the gameplay is excellent so

Its pretty great, just be ready to learn how all the leveling/research systems work in the game, it has a bit of "learning" curve in a sense. You'll see what i mean.

E.Y.E. is hard to get into, it's not a perfect game by all means, but it does have a certain unpolished charm and if you do manage to get into it it really pulls you in despite all of its flaws.
Really though, just make sure your legs are okay, brouzouf will follow.

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People arent mentioning the mind fuck of a story that takes multiple playthroughs to get the most out of it. In fact, its takes multiple playthroughs to even fully play out.

For now i'm looking forward to understand all these memes

I highly recommend looking at a tutorial on youtube before you start, the game does a poor job of explaining how its systems work.

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FPBP

Well, that's a positive point for me. Let's see if 2.99€ was worth it

Ignore story.
Activate EVE brain center for gameplay.
Get friends to play because multiplayer is where it exceeds.

Don't make waves

>i'm looking forward to understand all these memes
You're already doing it wrong.
There is nothing to understand, just execute orders.

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You're gonna enter a cyberpunk world only a man who takes the finest drugs could imagine. This game is out of our perception. It's beyond our imagination.

confusion, broken legs and brozouf

are there a lot of people playing multiplayer from the sale? I might hop in

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
JUST FOLLOW ORDERS

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My legs are fine

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Already wanting for the fooking download to finish, you making me hyped

Don't make waves

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>he downloaded it
unforgivable

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user, you already downloaded the game yesterday...
And the day before that.
None of us had the courage to tell you, but every time you come in this thread you download the game and tell us you're getting hyped.

>>he downloaded it

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overrated meme game
can be fun if you let it, not mindblowing
your legs are ok

If you have half a brain, It's a fun and unique experience, albeit a little janky.
But if youre a drooling tard with a staggering IQ of around 35, you'll be one of the tards who call it bad

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What are waves?

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Alright, who's gonna make the Yea Forums server so we can have a frE.Y.Eday night game

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I should break your fucking legs for even asking you stupid disciple

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DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
JUST FOLLOW ORDERS

>wavenigging this hard

this pic has attributed to at least 100 sales of this game

Waimint. 32 player coop?

I'm gonna wear your face like an idiot party mask if you keep asking questions and don't follow orders

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If the game gets me im gonna be the first one to join

64 at 4K

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The story of my experience with this game

Thank

das rite
jolly cooperation, getting hacked by doors and backstabbing helicopters with 31 friends and much more

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just do your first playthrough solo

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I will follow your orders

Before you can enjoy E.Y.E. the masterpiece, you must demonstrate your commitment. E.Y.E cannot fail, it can only BE failed

Whoever made this virgin/chad meme should know that it's possible to make the chad side of it look like the oblivious fool he is supposed to be by means other than just misspelling everything. All that does is make the creator seem stupid instead.

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it's merely reflecting the engrish that is used in the actual game.

Amazing 4k monitor user

That's good but Streumon never actually manages to misspell metastreumonic force. You know, because it's named after the studio.

ya but its dead, no one plays it.

spotted the federate
can't connect with others when every second data center is a bunch of fried circuitry.
Hope you enjoy being part of the more destitute organization in the entire galaxy

>Whoever made this virgin/chad meme should know that it's possible to make the chad side of it look like the oblivious fool he is supposed to be by means other than just misspelling everything

So...you finally get the point of the chad vs virgin meme joke right? Its literally supposed to be retarded bullet points that could easily flip around who the "chad" is according to perspective.. Only one that seems stupid here is you, learn your memes newfag.

A broken janky fun and inexplicable experience

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SOMEONE PLS START A SERVER BEFORE I GET SUCKED INTO POE

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nigga are you telling me people are actually playing it again? dont you dare fucking bullshit me

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>E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
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