So is Reimu like the Mario of Touhou?

fuck off

>FUCK moon rabbits and FUCK youkai
How do you respond?

kirby has alot of bad games tho

I want to fuck Reimu

no. mario is always happy and willing to help, reimu hates it and only does it to get paid

Don't mind if I do

"Like" is an awfully strong word but he's definitely improved over the years.

OP here. I played Touhou for the first time today and I was simply curious, sorry if I offended you.

It's a fun game.

imagine reimu punishing you with her armpits

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and mario only does it to get laid

>of Touhou
Reimu is like the Mario of the entire doujin scene.

What are fairy maids good for?

Which game?

Such as?

But there's no good Touhou game and Kirby has Squeak Squad & Magic Mirror

Agree with the first part

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If you aren't a weeb why are you on this site?

Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil.
Haven't beaten it yet though. The bosses of Stage 5 and 6 drain my lives pretty quickly.

>cool as fuck porcelain doll aesthetic that creates a nice contrast between the delicate looking designs and the characterizations
>amateurish look makes it stand out from all the other generic looking anime shit
>looks passable but not great, inspiring even artists who are not very talented at trying to draw the characters themselves
>genuine passion is put into it (read: SOUL)
The only crime is the lack of fan artists who don't try to replicate his style and instead go for generic looking shit.

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Oh no people are talking about video games on the video games board!

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>Kirby has Squeak Squad & Magic Mirror
Those aren't bad games, just mediocre.

What shot type are you using?

The only crime is the *amount of fan artists who don't try to replicate his style and instead go for generic looking shit.

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The Rosalina of touhou. In other words the queen of the shitheap.

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I'm not sure what you mean. I have have zero experience with bullet hells, so I tried to figure everything out as I went. I have experience with standard shmups though.
I've done 3 runs so far, all with Reimu and the first bomb type. I always game over at Sakuya and the stage 6 boss wipes me out completely.
Also, what do the blue pickups do?

Ironically, Touhou is one of the less weeb series ever

If she's the queen then why is she always broke?

>Also, what do the blue pickups do?
Just for score
Although grabbing enough will get you extra lives

She's just as OP and wears a lot of red but that's probably where the similarities end.

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>I'm not sure what you mean
Shot type = character and bomb type
>I've done 3 runs so far, all with Reimu and the first bomb type
If you want to do it the pleb way pick Marisa's second bomb type that way you can easily beat Sakuya with bombs
>Also, what do the blue pickups do?
Increase your score. It's important because past certain thresholds you will get extra lives.

Just don't run into bullets when trying to chase down blue squares

Why does Sakuya put up with being Remilia's bitch? Can't she just kill her with her stop time power? She's a human so Remilia is just going to eat her one day, anyway.

I'd love to.

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Remilia is extremely strong in addition of being able to manipulate fate. Time stopping is overrated anyway, even with it she gets BTFO by Yorihime.
>She's a human so Remilia is just going to eat her one day, anyway.
I doubt it.

As someone who has had no exposure to Touhou lore, why does everyone want to eat Reimu?

Most youkais eat humans.

Because she wants to be Remilia's bitch
Plus, that'd imply Remi treats her workers and friends baldy and that she wants to get rid of the best and only person who maintains the mansion

Youkai are dicks and like messing with humans. Reimu's job is to send them to the youkai hospital if they ever get out of line, or just execute them if they do something really serious. And Reimu is very good at her job.

Isn't Sakuya pretty obsessed with Remillia? Also it seems she can't affect things that are frozen in time meaning they still have time to dodge.

Player 2 Reimu is luigi

i really wish 2hu was more popular on the west, reimu getting into smash would help that alot

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Reimu is the one who makes and enforces the rules in Gensokyo so naturally she has a lot of enemies.

It was popular as fuck a decade ago.

>i really wish 2hu was more popular on the west
You don't

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>rabbit poster
National Aeronautics and Space Administration the great Space Race between the USA and USSR the Apollo space program Apollo 11 the moon landing of July 20, 1969 Neil Armstrong Buzz Aldrin Michael Collins the United States of America

Keep in mind that most of the dialogues are just banter, ZUN even compared spellcards duels to pro-wrestling

I never even made that connection.

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Will you ever stop entering threads for things you hate or do you have some kind of compulsive mental illness?

more popular = more porn

trannies would probably ruin the franchise tho, so im glad its this way

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OP here in need of help.
I just put EoSD in to window mode and it has taken full control of my desktop. How the fuck do I close this game? I don't want to restart my computer.

The first three stages tend to be the easier ones. A good idea is taking advantage of them to gather points and bombs earlier so you can use them on later levels.

>unga bunga muh porn
Litteral ape

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Out of all the fairies, is Cirno the fairy that is the least of a nuisance?

Stick your fedora up your ass you pretentious faggot

nah
>not wanting to lick these armpits
literal ape

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I never played her game, is her battle theme a really obnoxious American military march or something?

Wouldn't the fairy maids be less annoying still?
They even put in work

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i wish it was, she has more of a circus themed battle theme tho
youtube.com/watch?v=tO1dVPu7860

youtube.com/watch?v=a3xq-dWUBeA

She's clearly a Tom cat, OP

Still a top tier theme

Why the FUCK aren't you buying my newspapers?

Aya a shit

Not unless I'm deaf, however she does have a stars 'n' stripes attack

youtube.com/watch?v=FeFyJATevpE

SYAMEIMARU

Wouldn't P2 Reimu be Luigi?

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He really has.

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What's wrong with being a friendly reporter, user?

He's done worse

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I thought we agreed not to talk about Satori

He was merely following instructions!

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Aya is anything but friendly

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No one helped me, but I figured out how to close the game. (Ctrl)+(Windows)+(D) to go to a virtual desktop where Reimu has no power. For some reason you cannot access task manager from a virtual desktop, so open up the command prompt and type "Taskkill /IM th06e.exe /F" to murder Reimu once and for all. I tried everything else btw and nothing worked.

So is Gensyoko a terrible place to be human or are the yokai and beasts living there all "fun in good spirit"?
Their chummy with Reimu I take it is to keep from getting exterminated, but are they outright hostile to humans who can't righteously trash them as easily?
The whole cute girls doing cute things shtick strikes me as an act, I mean these things are man-eater monsters aren't they?

a on a my chest a, wahoo!

Youkai don't eat Gensyoko natives, they only eat outsider humans. People that live there are stuck in a tiny village and apparently they hardly leave, but they don't get eaten.

Here's your quick rundown.
Most youkais don't like humans but don't actively try to eat them.

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The humans village in gensokyo are just cattle to feed the youkai, in the way that youkai need human belief to live.
As such, they take good care of the village because if something bad were to happen to it gensokyo would be in deep shit
Of course that doesnt stop the odd youkai who doesnt care or doesnt know the rules from possibly causing trouble, or you running into trouble is you were to go somewhere far from the village. But aside from that they live normal and ignorant lives

They do fake pro wrestling fights because if they fought to the death for real it would be an unimaginable bloodbath because all of the youkai hate each other and it would be a massive battle royale, not even counting Reimu. And Reimu's presence stops them from doing anything more severe than a lighthearted prank on the village.

Gensokyo is like a place where everyone is perpetually in a Mexican standoff with at least 5 other people, so instead of immediately killing each other by pulling the trigger they settle all their conflicts with lucha.

Play luna nights

Why the ending cutscenes are so much better than the ingame art? Does he stay sober when drawing them?

Coloring is important

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10 years ago I thought "haha yeah the art is weird and bad but the gameplay and music is good"
now I genuinely love most of his art, only issue I see is that his newer style can suffer from samey faces with the less important characters

How many stolen goods are in Marisa's possession in this image?

When was the last time a fairy maid actually did work around the mansion?

>stamp says hakurei priest
Reminder that Reimu is ZUN's cute daughterfu

How do you expect me to know?
They don't seem to cause trouble at least

They do their best to kill you in EoSD. God knows if they can do actual chores though.

...

Grimsokyo fags will tell you that, but if you look at the official material, particularly Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red and Symposium of Post-Mysticism, it paints a pretty relaxed landscape. Youkai eat humans, but not the ones in Gensokyo, and they don't have to. They also don't subsist off human fear or anything, the barrier alone is enough to secure their existence. It feels like it's part of their character setting, but it's fallen out of fashion, it'd be something antiquated and uncommon in the more civilized modern Gensokyo. And the idea that the humans are kept around as a larder for the Youkai is hooey. The reason why that perception keeps getting pushed by people who aren't reading very carefully is because it's a misconception in universe from sophistic youkai.

It's also likely that ZUN's ideas for Gensokyo softened over time. If you looked only at EoSD, you might come away with the impression that Sakuya butchers people and turns them into cakes and pastries. But then in those later ZUN-penned books, there'll be things like occurrences of human travelers getting sheltered in the mansion, and cheeky advertisements promising employment with good conditions to those with high blood pressure.

Pick one and only one:
[ ] Fairies
[ ] Not causing trouble

>provokes the lunar kingdom into attempting to genocide Gensokyo
>not a nuisance

Most of the youkai are chill, but normally you should never trust the ones you don't know, the same way you don't trust strangers offering you candies, also Gensokyo is similar to feudal Japan, so stuff like venturing outside the village at night is dangerous, regardless of the youkai

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I think if the shrine maiden died the barrier would disappear thus instakilling all the youkais, too, so they can't fight for real when she is involved even if they wanted to.

>youkais are just hebrew tribes
>battling among themselves in the shadows for control over the goy
>afraid of a leader rising from the goyim and hunting them

>the barrier alone is enough to secure their existence.
From the way Akyuu purposefully exaggerates the danger of youkai, I think they still need people to believe in them and be scared of them to exist? Otherwise I'm not really sure what she was doing. I mean meta-wise ZUN just likes ghost stories and the paranormal, which is how we got UFOs and shit in UFO.

What's her deal?

Not a moon bun anymore.

She fights for Gensokyo's greater good

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So if people believing in fantastical shit like UFOs causes UFO youkai to exist, are there like space marine youkai out there?

I thought Yukari could maintain the barrier if she ever got off her lazy ass, and Reimu's just the human figurehead? And while we're at it I kinda thought the spell cards were to keep Reimu "OP" Hakurei from literally murdering all the random monsters and evil spirits who threw down with her, so instead she metaphorically murders them in laser tag.

There are no aliens in Gensokyo, the UFOs are just the doing of a youkai who likes pranks a little too much.

No, the youkai exist because of the barrier. They don't exist because people believe in them and are scared of them in Gensokyo, they exist because people stopped believing in them in the outside world. The barrier inverts that existence, which is why you get things like nearly extinct birds having a population surge in Gensokyo.

Symposium of Post-mysticism states this almost explicitly I think, in Akyuu's footnotes. I don't think Akyuu is purposefully exaggerating the danger of the youkai. Perfect Momento in Strict Sense talks a lot about the easy relationship between humans and youkai presently. Youkai are still inherently dangerous, but I don't think that was meant to imply that Gensokyo is.

Nue is not an alien and existed way before the events of UFO

Then that's the work they do! They clean up their own trouble

How did Yukari convince Ran and Chen to become her slaves?

15

>there's no good Touhou game
hello plebbit

Oh, that's my bad, sorry.

I can already see someone on twitter trying to start a crusade against the Maelstrom of Touhou porn only to get laughed off the internet by Japan.

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She made a deal with Ran and Ran likes it
Chen is Ran's slave so she comes with Ran as a package deal

>Literally defeats a god
How is Cirno not a permanent playable character yet.

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Danmaku is not a measure of strength you absolute retard. It's a game. The spell card rules were made so that anyone can beat anyone.

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It's already popular. You see it everywhere on the internet, literally the only way it could become more popular is by becoming mainstream even in the west.
But the style of the characters, difficulty of the games etc is always going to act as a pleb filter so this most likely won't happen.

You forgot, she had help

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based secondary
if you actually played HSiFS (lmao you didn't, secondary) then you would know that okina was just playing around with you in the extra stage and purposely let you win, just like hecatia did in the game before

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Is Neil Armstrong the best at danmaku?

>''Merely pretending''
I see through your bullshit

So if Reimu is Mario and Sanae is Luigi, who is Wario?

under rated

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write an angry email to ZUN, secondary

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Who was in the wrong here
youtu.be/epg_uZDHuAY

Maybe

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FUCKING DELETE THIS

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>kleptomaniac thief always looking for rare and magical items
There's only one person it could be

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I want to molest Reimu and Sanae.

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Not him but a bunch of the knockoff games on the 3ds sucked. Actually he's had a whole history of knockoff games that sucked, though some were pretty cool like tilt n tumble. All his mainline games were pretty solid though

Sakuya because she lost, that's how danmaku works

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Seiga? Reimu?

holy fuck that's pretty based

How come Marisa has so many girlfriends?

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Reimu tries to make money by scamming/exploiting human villagers
I guess Seiga also counts but she's not yellow so she loses points

what would even happen if moon niggers were to see this. If the chinese get their internet snipped by their commie overlords when they see stuff that goes against propoganda, does the same happen to the lunarians? Or is it something else, like would they get instantly teleported to the scientific side of the moon and die cause that would be pretty metal.

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Skimming PMiSS again I see that youkai were asking her to exaggerate them just to boost their egos, and I have the dumb.

please tell me which touhou games on steam are good buys

>which games on steam are good buys
None

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Doesnt Reimu ever get tired of all this endless youkai bullshit?

Pirate them like ZUN intended

understood, thanks homie

Touhou 15 is good, but the best ones are 6/7/8, so you should just disregard steam

Hidden Star in Four Seasons

What the FUCK is Flandre's fucking problem?

Luna Nights unless you meant the real deal.

Just download Touhou 6 - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil for free, it's pretty easy. ZUN doesn't mind.

We can only assume.
youtube.com/watch?v=hAy-1NraoR4

t. Remi

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Too lewd for viewers.

Kill yourself

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>put touhou games on steam
>don't bother translating the tiny amount of text in them
I don't understand

She has no sense of right and wrong, she's like THAT kid that uses actual knives when playing with his friends

thanks for the feedback friends, i will keep em in mind and do what i have to

If this is your first time getting into 2hu start with LoLK (Touhou 15) and start at the highest dificulty (Lunatic). The patterns are harder on Lunatic but because the game's relatively new its one of the easier games in the franchise so the skills you learn in that game, especially in Lunatic transfer super well into the rest of the franchise. Good luck user.

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All Touhoufags have black cock lust

>trash can't even speak Japanese and wants to play Japanese games

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How? Everyone is wearing frilly ankle length dresses?
>too lewd t. 19th century britbong
We're not all 200 year old boomers itt

Yeah sure why not

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ZUN is terrible at English. Why would you want a translation from him instead of just using the fan translation?

It's not about me, it's about steam's huge install base that'd recognize touhou as "that popular thing" they'd heard of and impulse buy ZUN some beer.
>not on sale during sale
Well, maybe not.

>The Moon people have a DELETE THIS squadron tasked with destroying any computers that show slander

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Because people don't play for the story.

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She's the type of child that needs a child harness strapped on when going outside.
No one in the mansion has time for that shit so into the leaky basement she goes.

why is subterranean animism so hard

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>goasts
Yeah but why didn't Mediascape throw a few thousand yen at some dude to translate it?

Why are board nazi's like this faggot the worst posters on Yea Forums? Let us have fun.

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nice of the princess to invite us, gay luigi?

Who is on top: Remi, or Sakuya?

God I love reading shit like this. The idea that shitposting elitist culture is the same wherever you go just makes me feel all fucking warm and good inside. I haven't read that screenshon/picture thing in ages but its still great. It reminds me of the first imageboard ever, the graffiti in that public toilet in Pompeii or wherever where dudes were confused how the wall was still standing since people carved so much bullshit onto it.

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That's true, they play for the music.

>fire up touhou game
>title theme is so good I feel bad actually starting

Mario is the reimu of nintendo

It isn't just shitposting.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nasir

Post your top 2 user. Title themes are underrated

Flan!

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Not him but

>LoLK
>SA
>PoFV honorary mention

...

I got the Sanae badge on Steam and I'm quite happy. Too bad its only level 3.

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Awakening of Earth Spirits

Where do I get this?

DDC's is soooo fucking good.
IN or PCB for second place.

Genso Wanderer

Genso Wanderer.

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how can Remilia even compete

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Do guns count as danmaku?

>reisen badge

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Apparently, because Reisen upgraded to a laser(?) gun.

MoF will always be musical king, that goes for title song as well. Then it's up in the air between Fairy Wars and ULiL

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Describe American Gensokyo

>already dumped 160~ dollarydoos into the steam sale.
>screenshots on steam piqueing my interest
>so is my empty ass wallet
Not that guy who asked but sell the game to me anons. Make me wanna put down another 25 for those cute badges.

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Wouldn't it be filled with different forgotten Injun legends and monsters but as cute girls? Maybe throw in some Mexican shit too.

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Damn fucking straight they do. Moonniggers need not apply.

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Danmaku are non-lethal, so everything that fires .22 or 9mm is fine

stage 5 is a motherfucker, but it's worth it for stage 6

>tfw no Wendigo loli

Delete this my 9mm is great

Let's play a game. ZUN suddenly decided to make a 2hu game whose bosses are mythos from your native country (state if you are a burger). Which ones does he pick?

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Bigfoot :^)

>Rhode Island
He already has ghosts and vampires. I guess if you want to step out of myth and into literature, he has Lovecraft to work with.

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>a fire headed imp with backwards feet and rides a hog
>a mermaid with a beautiful voice who drowns men in rivers
>a giant, bulletproof sloth who smells like shit
>a dead, native child who was reborn as an eye shaped fruit
>a shapeshifting, pink dolphin that likes to impregnate women and run away
>a massive, underground/underwater snake that fucks with local humans and creates small earthquakes bellow churches
>a little nigger genie who pranks people and can go invisible

>Lovecraft Gensokyo
>"Lady Ran, why is Chen going around calling everyone niggers?"

Virginia

>We get another rabbit, but this one's actually psychotic

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Who is objectively the most evil youkai?

>Reimu burns alive the yokai of the previous year during New Year's Festival while all the villagers cheers

UFO and idk, DDC.

Honorable mention to SoEW and HM.

Kogasa

It's a Japanese/Mystery Dungeon-style roguelike. I think it's one of the best games in that sub-genre, so if you enjoy those you should like it. It's main strengths are the sheet volume of content (lots of different dungeons, weapons, playable characters, partners, enemies, etc.), and the equipment upgrade mechanics.

Why is the Hakurei god so useless? Is it dead?

Is not that the god is useless, Reimu is a lazy bitch that doesn't do the proper procedures to summon the god.

But if she summoned the god properly she would get a lot more worshipers and wouldn't be such a poorfag?

yes

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She probably forgot and doesn't even know how to anymore

Is Clownpiece the strongest?

no because it’s better then every video game. Get some taste newfag

Strongest fairy

Why is Satori hanging her self?

NOT AGAIN

She's floating

They can all fly

She is very angry.

Are you ready for the stupidest post you'll read on Yea Forums all year? Hear me out:

Reimu's got an attack named after one of Kenshiro's moves (musou tensei). Nobody seems to know who the god of the Hakurei shrine is.

Okina's got the big dipper down her front like Kenshiro and she's the god of the north star or some shit. Also she's a secret god that no-one knew about.

Okina is the Hakurei god, mystery solved.

Cute.

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trannies already love 2hu
don't tell me you've only recently been a fan? you should already known that

I would creampie a moon rabbit

because other people already do it for him
you didn't actually buy the games on steam did you?

youtube.com/watch?v=jHB_byzG8N8

Does being impregnated count as purity or impurity for moon rabbits?

Which Touhou game has the best music theme for:
>Title
>Stage 1
>Stage 1 Boss
>Stage 2
>Stage 2 Boss
>Stage 3
>Stage 3 Boss
>Stage 4
>Stage 4 Boss
>Stage 5
>Stage 5 Boss
>Stage 6
>Stage 6 Boss
>Extra Stage
>Extra Stage boss

MoF

How would rabbits breed otherwise?

Why is slice-of-life about the fairies being retards so comfy?
archiveofourown org/works/9575894/chapters /21652499

its unique

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because slice of life is comfy as fuck

>NY
lol

>title theme
DDC

Imagine if the fairies pulled a prank that caused all the alcohol in Gensokyo to spontaneously vanish. How long would things remain stable?

>>Stage 4
>>Stage 4 Boss
TD

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>local sanctuary for youkai in another dimension suddenly destroyed, experts baffled

Touhou is reclining

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>picturing a world with no moon in it

Budding.

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>complaining about anime on the anime video game forum
way to out yourself as a newfag too. touhou is here to stay, everywhere and anywhere you go on this site.

Bumpu

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We're not talking about her chest, how does she breed?

lunarian sex slaves

You mean just normal lunarians?
t. Neil

Quick question. So I just beat EoSD on normal with 0 lives and 0 continues left. How the fuck am I supposed to do this without a continue? I think I can get to stage 6 w/o a continue with practice but the final boss is fucking impossible.

PRACTICE

Not kidding, just keep playing. Touhou is like working out, the first dozen times it is a pain in the ass and you don't even notice growth, them as time passes your perseverance pays out with a level of skill that cannot be acquired any other way.

Even turbo autist players who can do a Lunatic clear with no bombing had to start with dying to easy modo Sakuya. These games are absolutely not made to be beaten in one sitting, but it feels really satisfying when you finally make it.

Who is the meanest youkai?

Her nickname is Green Reimu, ffs.

Get better

>Look, they're posting porn about us.
>Motherfuckers.

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SYAMEIMARU

IIRC, according to the print works it's Yuuka.

The autistic gardener? Lmao. What does she do make plants grow?

Go to sleep.

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>Gee Yuuka, how come ZUN lets you have TWO Master Sparks?

ok

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I thought Marisa stole one of them

I beat EoSd without continues just a week ago. My advice to you is to use Marisa's second shot type. Her bomb is so powerful you can basically just skip all the spell cards you don't like including all of the ones in stage 6 except for the final one.

You just get used to it, keep playing the mainline games and you will get gradually better until one day you'll be like "I think that I can get that 1cc with a little more effort"
Someone compared it to working out at the gym, and they're actually right
t. shitter that used to be unable to reach Sakuya on easy mode

>lose twice and get her house wrecked by Reimu/Marisa
>is the weakest shot type when she’s playable the next game
>Marisa stole her signature move
>fairies occupy her garden
>ZUN forget her exist right after he brought her back
Most bullied youkai more like

This is what retirement looks like

>doesn't appear in HSiFS

Nazrin!

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How did he do it?

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what a meme

This is one of my favourite 2hu memes/head cannons.

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Cirno has the least amount of porn of all characters though.

>less porn than medicine melancholy
amazing

Proofs?

Based in Pixiv results.
Most of her stuff are just normal non-lewd drawings.
Kasen being the most lewded 2hu.

not him but there was a graph that compared the number of images of a touhou versus the percent of those images that were pornographic I vaguely recall cirno being one of the highest number of total images with the least amount of pornography

That's a good conjecture and all, but Reimu is a Shinto Miko and Okina is a Buddhist Goddess. First thing Okina said when she met Raymoo is she clearly isn't fit to be part of her loli harem mainly because she's THE shrine maiden.

>LoLK

>That's a good conjecture
It really isn't but that's generous of you. Really what it comes down to is that ZUN just likes Fist of the North Star.

They don't, they do like how bad it is because it lets better artists do what they want with character I.E giving Komachi big milkers and pretending it's canon.

>I.E giving Komachi a face that doesn't look like a goddamn potato and pretending it's canon.

The real question is when will it be revealed that Sakuya is a lunarian like people have speculated for years.

She destroys whatever she touches by removing its soul or some shit, which she does because she's retarded.

Explain further, just that she's a cute but completely unimportant character?

>cirno is the purest
>booty hermit is the lewdest
I can buy it.

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Who's the best bunny and why is it
Tewi__

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Tewi is the best bunny for multiple reasons.

God why is Raiko so lewd

Im struggling between deciding which one is best out of Seiran or Tewi

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i wish i was that selfie stick

>she's a cute but completely unimportant character
You could say that of the majority of touhous
I just think she's boring in general

Ringo!

Raisin

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>girl with antlers and bat wings, lives in the woods sometimes flying out to snatch someone
>stage is a giant storm drain said to reach hell
>Shion is the mid-stage boss who’s hopped up on some needles and is brandishing a knife, she’s mad because you trespassed on her tenting grounds

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artist?

mobile.twitter.com/KevinArthurLS

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Thanks, looks like i have ripped his works before.

>little boring general

What did she mean by this?

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Man EoSD's script was especially out there.

Because she bangs

Fumo is the biggest Cancer in the touhou fanbase next to waifu faggotry and "Reimu in Smash" threads.

That more than 11 people have aimed for "chief maid" and died.
Playing Marisa in EoSD teaches you so many things.

Cookies

>mfw I beat SA on Gard after a week of practice
>now only have LoLK left but whenever I start and see second half my hands drop and I go practice HSiFS Lunatic instead
I really think HSiFS Lunatic is much easier, maybe because I don't want to use Sanae or Reisen in LoLK.

Hard*

Nah it's just shit, awkward translation. The first 3 games are notorious for it. People still insist on using the literal machine translated (then rearranged to make "sense") static patches instead of the newer, more accurate translations you would get with thpatch.

That line is from thpatch tho

Usa shrine>September Punkin>Lunatic Eyes>The Rabbit has landed

>There are people that don't buy ZUN's games available on Steam
It's almost like you don't want to support him or something. Shame.

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The best way to support ZUN is to go to his convention and giving him money directly

He doesn't have any of the ones I want to buy on Steam.

>wanting to give money to the fat jew

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whats the best control scheme for touhou games? I'm using a ps3 controller and getting fucked by stage 4. Is keyboard with remap better?

>Title
UFO or DDC
>Stage 1
Hard, but I'd say IN
>Stage 1 Boss
UFO
>Stage 2
LoLK
>Stage 2 Boss
SA
>Stage 3
Hard again, PCB or MoF
>Stage 3 Boss
MoF
>Stage 4
PCB or MoF or SA or UFO, shit, most stage 4 themes are amazing.
>Stage 4 Boss
SA
>Stage 5
DDC, SA or UFO
>Stage 5 Boss
MoF
>Stage 6
UFO
>Stage 6 Boss
UFO
>Extra Stage
SA
>Extra Stage boss
IN or LoLK

SA is good until you realize that you're spending half of the game fighting a dumb cat.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dkHX6vF1KvM

Personal preferences really

>Motherfucking quetzalcoatl
>a beast that likes to hunt goats only
>demon in the form of a mariachi riding a black horse with red eyes
>a ghost bitch crying for his dead children
>a colorful creature with different animal parts

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>an old hag splits herself horizontally to eat fetus directly from pregnant women
>dorfs that live inside termite nests
>horse head youkai with the speed of a thousand bullets
>native equivalent to an ogre/oni/japanese goblin where s/he stinks up the place with his excessive smoking

amazing mirror is the second best kirby game, only inferior to super star utra. lately all of his games have sucked ass though

i work in pawtucket, get me out of this shithole

There are no good Kirby games.

>She has no bad games

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My wife.

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Cute!

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western porn fucking sucks bro

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>Belgium
I don't even know myself

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Nah, the good artists are all just tight fisted bastards. They expect you to be Patreon subscribers.

Is it just me or this reminds me of Big Top Bop?

This applies to Japs too nowadays. You'll find most good ones put their stuff behinf the Pixiv Fanbox / enty / fantia paywall.

Is The binding of isaac the sonic of doujinshi?

I was you a month ago, just fresh into the series. Now so far with just continuing to play each weekend and some practice on some troubling sections, I can 1 CC EoSD, IN, TD, and DDC and enjoy different shottypes. Still can't beat an extra stage for all I'm trying, but I've gotten up to that following phoenix spell against Mokou.

Good one, those Moon chinks better get out of this board

So....... Sex with the Bake-Danuki

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>Sakuya is a lunarian
I don't see any rabbit ears

I miss 2hu imagedump

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He said lunarian, not moon rabbit

Do the fairies deserve the bullying?

>Sagume
>Yorihime
>Toyohime
>Eirin
>Kaguya

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Go wild

Yes
Now post fairies getting bullied or Reimu tiddies my dick demands it uuurggghhhhh

NO

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DON'T BULLY FARIES

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So, if Reimu makes it in Smash, what content would you like to see added?
Music, Spirits, Stage, etc.

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Sexy danuki is fine too

Wouldn't they just be back the next day?

>ZUN's used goods

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>implying ZUN hasn't had all of them

Back to the gallows? Yes they would.

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Nice

Maybe next time they'll think twice about pranking villagers
Though I do wonder where they managed to get three crane trucks into gensokyo

Marisa's route especially in the EoSD static patch is so ridiculously out there that it's practically incoherent
>doesn't this pose look like the saint was crucified?
>looks like mankind discovered the dewy decimal system

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Touch fluffy tail?

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What about the sex?

Sex doesn't exist in Gensoyko.

That works too

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The dialogue is cheesy as fuck and I always skip it

What's so special about English beef anyways?

Post more please

>he said that when Okina is literally gangbang godness

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One more, I don't want to shit up the thread

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Okina's backdoor is another dimension than Gensokyo.

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>so you're a guard?
>I'm a normal person who guards
so, a guard?

...

I didn't mention her backdoor at all.

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You can't mention Okina without mentioning her backdoor.

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>literally gangbang godness
I googled Matara-jin and find no mention of any gangbangs

I'm sorry Sam Hyde, but you're here forever. I avoid going to Pawtucket because I always get lost there even with a GPS. I think I'm getting close to Mineral Spring? Bam, I'm in Attleboro.

Crazy pole dancers!

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what does she want money for?

Cute

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Why didn't the dancers dance Okina to victory?

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Is this one of those touhou threads where people post lewds or is this one of those touhou threads about shmups

it's one of the good ones, so shmups

I think the imagedumpers got finally banned, they all suddenly vanished like two weeks ago

Unemployed pole dancers

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God, the original art for Touhou is so fucking hideous. Compare that with what fanartists are capable of doing. Why doesn't Zun or whoever the fuck is in charge of Touhou Project just permanently hire the best fanartists from Pixiv and pay them to make gorgeous Touhou art instead of making them look like derpy mongoloid autists?

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>Tfw don't like any of the games with the big memes like EoSD
>Really like Ten Desires
>People call it shit
Oh no

if touhou had good art it unironically would not have become as popular as it did
the art quality inspires artists at literally every skill level to draw it because it's so easy to draw it better, plus ZUN's drawings are easily open to interpretation

TD's only flaw is that it's too easy
The cast and music are great. The mechanic is meh but a huge improvement over the UFOs.

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Where are the men of the Touhou universe? Why haven't they gotten any of the Touhou bitches pregnant?

>The mechanic is meh but a huge improvement over the UFOs.

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To be honest, I like it when people who aren't good artists try to make something anyways and still succeed.

Baka don't tell me you found chasing flying saucers and having to play with the colors fun

>Too easy
I agree, I definitely don't die in stage 3 to those appearing bastards 2hu is easy
I absolutely love the stage 1 theme

Compared to press C to get a bunch of life pieces? Yeah.

they aren't important
ZUN's already said that there's plenty of men in gensokyo but they're not really fighters so they don't do much
I like to believe that whenever there's a male led incident they have a massive fight club and resolve the whole thing before any of the girls even get involved

>There's trouble in Gensokyo!
>Women: omg yikes we need to have like a fairy battle
>Men: ARPG filled with blood and dismemberment

UFOs would have been good if the stages aren't pure bullet diarrhea

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>Touhou game
>only flaw is that it's too easy
You must be absurdly good at these games if you consider a lunatic TD run too easy

I thought it's just that men don't really play danmaku

>play a bullet hell
>what the fuck there is a bullet hell

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I don't do Lunatic runs, I did a hard one though. I should've said "too easy compared to the other games".

It's very dishonest of the fairies to shoot me, it's like in a fighting game when my opponent dishonestly throws me

>incident occurs!
>girls: OMG we need to have a firework fight
>boys:

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>No because people know and care about Mario

who are you quoting?

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I like this

anime site, fuck off

>men: massive battle royale where everyone fucking dies
This is LITERALLY why the spell cards were invented to begin with, to avoid this

>Amazing Mirror
>mediocre
yall say a lot of shit here on Yea Forums but im not gonna stand for this

>12 mil
What the shit?

How do we feel about Yukari and Ran?

Yukari is a walking plot device
Ran is underused

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I can't believe Reimu is fucking dead!

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Comfy home life!

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How did she convince Ran to take this deal?

I've always loved the EOSD one

What is the appeal of rice cookers? Any covered pot would do.

>Cooking rice has traditionally required constant attention to ensure the rice was cooked properly, and not burnt. Electric rice cookers automate the process by mechanically or electronically controlling heat and timing, thus freeing up a heating element on the cooking range that had to be otherwise occupied for rice cooking. Although the rice cooker does not necessarily speed up the cooking process, with an electric rice cooker the cook's involvement in cooking rice is reduced to simply measuring the rice, preparing the rice properly and using the correct amount of water. Once the rice cooker is set to cook, the rice will be cooked with no further attention.

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IN in first. PCB second because it was my first game, but quite a few could content for second.

>still thinking that touhou is obscure

>How do you respond?
By fucking moon rabbits and youkai

What did the moon rabbits do to her?

It's reclining

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Her husband cheated on her with a Moon cunt and rather than pay child support, he just killed the son he had with Junko by shooting down the suns

Yea Forums is not an anime website, go back to /jp/ dipshits

Gas the youkai

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>how dare you talk about video games on Yea Forums

Shut up nigger

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Is /jp/ an anime website?

Except 2hu have some difficulty, Kirby games are as easy as your mom.

No, Marisa. You are the youkai

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She has youkai endurance, that's for sure.

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strongest 2hu right here

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So why is it Gensokyo's problem if she tries to destroy the moon in revenge?

The moon people wanted to settle in Gensokyo by "purifying" the place (read: erasing all life there so they could start over again).

Wow why are the moon people such dicks

>Lunar snobs getting uppity
>NASA rockets their shit in
Mooners get fucked.

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Are the lunarians the most insufferable of all the factions in touhou?

It's Raisin and you know it

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They are, and Junko had it all figured out.

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post kino mmd

>who is Sumireko

>USA is the first country to rape lunarians
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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Which dust is this?

sumireko's just one person
the only good lunarian is a dead lunarian

A very cute nerd!

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The Lunarians are the only good people in Touhou. Everyone else is just being violent for the sake of suppressing the other factions.

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the stuff nightmares are made of

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FUCK Earth and FUCK hell and FUCK Gensokyo and FUCK Junko and FUCK THE UNITED STATES

It's weird how Reisen is one of the best written 2hus while the other rabbits can barely be called characters.

Have you given faith to your god yet?

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You are the one that does not belong here.

Of course

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If you worship a youkai enough can they become a God?

Would the Abrahamic God have power in Gensokyo because he's so popular in the outside world, or would that power not transfer over?

He'd be essentially unknown in Gensokyo so I doubt he could do anything. He'd be another Rinnosuke at best.

Yhwh is omnipresent so he would be closer to a force of nature than a little girl with a silly hat.

Well Miko's fairly big in the outside world Japan and should be popular in Gensokyo's era too, yet nobody except Sanae knew about her

too many conflicting views, ideologies and beliefs about them to be an actual being in gensokyo is an excuse i see thrown around a lot

She is the Bowser of Touhou

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Based Crimson Slasher.

Gensokyo is for supernatural beings that are on the verge of being forgotten

Oh.

I still don't understand.

Don’t spell card rules exist specifically so no one accidentally kills reimu when settling disputes

>so no one accidentally kills reimu
it's the other way around

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They exist so Reimu doesn't murder everyone

either wendigo, or those hunters that do a deal with satan to go see their families on chrismas using a flying canoe

Nah it's the opposite. If anything, Reimu would be the one genociding them.
>It was specified in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense that the spell card system was developed by Reimu Hakurei (however, the original draft being written on a youkai contract has called this into question) and first used in the Scarlet Mist Incident. They were designed to give even weak youkai and humans a chance to win, as well as to provide youkai a way to defeat the Hakurei Shrine in a fair duel.

ZUN said that YHVH would never be in Touhou, period. Expand wound.

Other way around bucko.

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Jesus is mentioned in WaHH I think when they have a Christmas party or something. Or that might have been a Marisa Reimu doujin, I'm not sure anymore.

imagine having sex with marisa (nightmare) while hecatia is forced to watch

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The cross looks like the kanji for 10

Junji please.

>stage boss argues with you that it invented french fries

>Shilling boomer weebshit

Any boomers playing this should hang themselves

You have to be 18+ to post on this website.

It's the other way around for most youkais

I am and kys boomer

Seiga compared Miko to Jesus in TD

what’s up with hecatia always getting bullied in these anyways

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>Title
DDC
>Stage 1
HSiFS
>Stage 1 Boss
LoLK/HSiFS
>Stage 2
IN/GFW
>Stage 2 Boss
SA
>Stage 3
PCB
>Stage 3 Boss
MoF
>Stage 4
HSiFS
>Stage 4 Boss
SA
>Stage 5
HSiFS
>Stage 5 Boss
LoLK
>Stage 6
LoLK/UFO
>Stage 6 Boss
DDC
>Extra Stage
UFO/GFW
>Extra Stage boss
MoF/GFW
>Ending
MoF
>Staff Roll
Soku

How do you ppl enjoy this game anyway?
Do you anons enjoy dodging bullets like in 'nam or something?

Yes. It's pretty challenging, and when you finally do it, it feels pretty good

It’s a good set of games to play on a slow day when you can’t go outside and there’s nothing in your library you really want to dedicate yourself to
Just dodge the bullets and enjoy the music for as long as you please

She has a silly shirt and is a dork

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Unironically yes

Horrid taste but you at least got Stage 3 & 6 Theme right so you're good in my book

Is it begginer friendly? Saw a footage here and there and looks like you need a good eyes to see where the bullets hitting you

>Just Dodge the bullet
How? There's like brazillian of them on screen

Her whole design is a meme

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It's not as hard as you think in practice, it just looks intimidating. Start at Normal and you should be getting a smooth experience that will necessitate a bit of commitment to see the end, but nothing unbearable.

>i am a mature gamer who doesn't need no porn

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>How? There's like brazillian of them on screen

From someone who started playing Touhou games recently most attacks are easier to doge than what it looks like. Not getting intimidated by attacks and patterns is a key element to survive.

>gay luigi

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For me, it’s marisa.

Unironically one of the best recent designs he has come up with
It's silly but I love it

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Why do the fans ship these two?

Greek Hecatia is amazing

Seiga also talked about Santa Claus in SoPM, so in a way, the evil taoist is the closest thing Touhou has to a christian character.

imagine being one of the few women on the planet that Zeus didn't dick
is that an accomplishment or a curse?

>giant human like phantom that is only seen at twilight, seemingly staring off at nothing or directly at its onlooker before vanishing

Never got the complaints about Hecatia's unique design. Its certainly better to have it that way with characters like her than have a character that doesn't really stand out in any way from a design perspective which can give them a poor head start which for a newhu can be detrimental to them getting any momentum at all, regardless of them being interesting.

Probably an accomplishment, most of the women he dicked died sudden violent deaths after the kid was born.

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Yeah, RIP Tsukumo "sisters" and Nemuno, they will never be popular.