Only reason why you wouldn't like this game is because you're bad at it

Only reason why you wouldn't like this game is because you're bad at it.

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i hate the SJW bullshit but the game itself is okay i guess

>SJW bullshit
Literally nonexistent. This is excess cope.

>i hate the SJW bullshit
all of the nonexistent? me too.

no half the characters are women of color

>Click the 'change outfit' button
>Brown girl becomes white
There. Fixed it for you, you fucking underaged degenerate cunt.

I mean the game is fine, it has some absolutely fantastic base loop, but the grind is absolutely terrible.

They added a free DLC character to replace the only negroid woman in the game with a white woman.

The grind is there to give you the feeling lf overconfidence so when you do that fifth weald run of the day to farm relics you get blindsided by the famous fuckparty of Giant, Crone and Witch

I don't really like how the game mechanics dissuade you from getting attached to your characters, and instead treating them as pawns to be disposed of after they've outlived their usefulness.
Not that I think that makes it a bad game, I just don't like it because of that. Also I don't like having to grind the low dungeons over and over to get new dudes for the harder ones.

> You can't rely on your setup or stats
t. doesn't bring Crusader or shitloads of holy water to the ruins, herbs to everywhere else, doesn't pack bandages or antipoison appropriately, brings Flagellant to Siren (or Cove in general), doesn't cure diseases or fix negative quirks that affect accuracy or speed, doesn't apply trinkets to ensure maximum if not definite chance of a hero's status effects applying from an attack, has never run a shuffle party or considered how to combo different heroes' moves together, has never lead a self-sustaining rape-train through the Crimson Court until food ran low, party wipes on all bosses, and is also gay

dilate

it's a great game with some major flaws that don't ruin it but they try.
Class balance could use some looking over, and it would be nice if there was more logic to the hunger mechanic. Also the party restrictions on abomination are stupid and should be changed to "can't party with religious characters" with a rule that all Templars and Clerics start out with the Religious trait.

I liked it, but that doesn't change that it got old before I finished it. Running the same dungeons over and over with just increasingly resistant enemies gets boring.

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>I don't like it so virgins
Cope.

It's about double the length that it would be without the grind padding out the playtime.

phase 1
>don't know how to live within safety, unknowingly throw yourself at the RNG and die over and over
phase 2
>play too safe and get nowhere
phase 3
>figure out the optimal way to play then realize that once you've got past the memorizing what you can do and what will get you killed phases all that's left is grinding yourself stupid

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i beat it, and will get the sequel as well

Boring and grindy, game should have been shorter with a pressing time limit.

I understand almost all of it, but why shouldn't you bring Flagellant to Cove?

doesn't it have tweening animation?

why do you post this in every darkest dungeon thread? stop being obsessed

You can beat the game in 16 dungeon runs if you know what you're doing. Only have to beat four(4) missions to complete the game and they're all available at the very beginning. Having to grind is your own fault.

>heavy rng and grinding required
>if someone dies you have to grind for hours to get someone of equal value back
>artificial difficulty bosses. (don't know how they work or what they're weak against till you fight them the 2nd time so the first time is trial and error shit
>Fight all the bosses 3 times lol
>becomes tedious after 20 hours
>dlc is laughably shit
>only 1 real healer, Occultist isn't reliable enough to be a real healer
>no real outfits beside color swap (lol)

good ideas
terrible execution
but i thought they did a good job weaving in all HP lovecraft stuff, better than any lovecraft game at least
you know this borrows heavily from the works of an outstanding bigot and racist, right user?

I didn't say that game is rigged. You can steamroll dungeon without any losses or get fucked by first encounter. I know every enemy in game and I have made several good tactics for each but sometimes it's really hard to predict what game will give you. Even speed of your characters binded to dice rolling. And hunger mechanics makes no sense

Playing on Stygian mode limits you to only 86 in-game weeks to complete the game and you can only lose 12 heroes or else you fail and your save is deleted. You didn't know this because you are retarded. Cope.

You are terrible if you think Arbalest and Flagellant aren't perfectly capable healers.

>>only 1 real healer, Occultist isn't reliable enough to be a real healer
>not believing in the heart of the cards

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The fish have higher bleed resistances than other creatures. Granted, he can still either hit through it with a small chance or grind them down for bleeding since his attacks also debuff bleed resistance, but you end up having to smack your enemies a lot more just to get them bleeding. Better off bringing Plague Doctor for your DoT needs since everything there is weaker to blight. Bringing him to Siren is an especially dangerous risk because if she hypnotizes him there's a risk of him using his massive percentage-based heals on her, recovering a FUCKLOAD of her health and taking off a chunk of your progress.

All of this is so objectively wrong and aspergian that I won't even take the time to refute it.

Sad to see the sequel go to Epic Games. I guess I'll just have to avoid spoilers for a year.

Well 100 and 16 on Bloodmoon but that guy is still a retard.

Dude, you just need to rename them to become attached.

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>only 1 real healer
Absolute retard spotted, this alone warrants disregarding your entire post
>muh cosmetics
Yeah, you can fuck off now

Three things
1. Is this confirmed ?
2. Any new stuff about the sequel ?
3. Why not pirate ?

>get called an incel on Yea Forums
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a tranny/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fucking damn it.

It's been confirmed since the announcement of the sequel. No. I just don't pirate for personal reasons.

>Only reason why you wouldn't like this game is because you're bad at it.

Yeah, let's ignore how repetitive it is.
Or how much you have to grind in order to pad out the game's length.

This said, I liked the game, but I'm still able to see its big flaws.

probably by losing weight

He's rusing you user. There was no additional information after the teaser.

I'm 4'8 260 lbs. How do I get /fit/? By the way Darkest Dungeon fucking sucks.

Or that I'm really good at it and found it boring.

Just give up.

i refuse to believe you are less than 5 feet tall

the only default black girl is the arbalest.
Shieldbreaker is arabian and that's pretty much it.

occultist is more reliable than that gay vestal when it comes to healing. a occasional crit in healing with bleeding is worth more than healing consistently 4-5 HP only.

flagellant is literally best front guy. at least he hits and makes things bleed unlike that retarded ass leper who is a second rate crusader.

>game too long!!!!

Can literally be completed in sixteen(16) dungeon runs. All the bosses in the game are completely optional. Complaining about grinding is complaining about how shit you are.

The grind would've been better with more enemy and boss variety, but the way it was without DLC made the progression from mid game to late game a real slog. I haven't played the DLC yet though.

>4'8
honestly nothing can save you at this point

I only play for the tiddy mods.

>here, do the same fucking thing over and over thirty times
>what's that, you fucked up? Do it fifty times now

At least there's le epic ancestor quotes.

>you know this borrows heavily from the works of an outstanding bigot and racist, right user?
you faggots are tumblr tier at this point. if this is all you think when you see a piece of media, then you've lost the culture war.

peak cringe

Maybe if they actually implemented that party camaraderie mechanic, then there might've been a good reason to keep grinding dungeons.

Only four(4) mandatory quests to complete the game, all available from start. Grinding is your own fault.

So what video did you watch to give you this opinion?

xp scales per mission length and difficulty. You can level up extremely fast if you don't play like a retard.

huh? i was countering his SJW statement by pointing out that the source material was written by an unrestrained racist
you need to get some air, user

also, lovecraft was super racist

On the Creation of Niggers (1912)
by H. P. Lovecraft

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

I got it during the summer sale and my cool team just wiped on the witch. Fuck that cauldron desu lads.

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Yeah, that's probably some speedrun bullshit. But even then, the top speedrunners take longer. You're just full of shit, because your game isn't loved by everyone. Grow up.

What's the lowest level someone has completed the Darkest Dungeons on?

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I like the game but I'll still say the devs are retarded faggots who don't know how to balance. It's way too grindy for it's own good.

what were you running?

He's full of shit. Speedrunners take longer. Even trophy hunters talk about grinding.

I haven’t touched it since launch, it was boring

best grill

Online leaderboard says 18mins is the world record to beat the game. Darkest Dungeon is a max level dungeon but it can be completed with level 1-2 heroes if you know what you're doing.

All I see is cope. You stink at the game thus you conjure up excuses.

This thread has confirmed that most of Yea Forums plays baby games that make it easy on the player so they don't have to work for the end result. No wonder AAA companies pander to autists who don't want to have to learn or lose a game. Heroes are meant to die in Darkest Dungeon. You are meant to grind. If you don't like playing those kind of games then that's fine. It's not your kind of game. But your opinion that this game is shit doesn't actually mean it's shit.

don't really like frustrating games anymore

Literal cope, yet again. Google it to prove your own retardation. Not here to hold your hand.

crusader
bounty hunter
nun
crossbow chick

I almost killed the witch but the heroes who could hit her past the cauldron were the first to die.

they're mercs user
eventually you'll have to hire a nigger to help you out no matter how racist you are and the MC is never explicitly stated to be racist so i dunno how this is evidence towards liberal "agendas" like SJW shit

if instead they were in norway in 1850 and there were just as many niggers as whites then you'd be making a point about intrusive political agendas being forwarded by publishers

but its not so you dont

The most fair and genuine complaint. The game CAN BE frustrating and I understand completely just not wanting to do it.

Not evidence towards anything. Just posted a nigger in relation to the poem you posted. Also posted her more ascetically please counterpart.

At this point, you're not even saying git gud, you're saying bee so gud in the first place you can bypass the grind on your first playthrough. Git fukt.

The game has a lot of tedium. And I'm not just talking about on the macro level, but on the micro level, like when I have to walk back down cleared hallways in dungeons, which makes up a surprising amount of time. It has all the elements I'd like, but this game made me realize I greatly prefer roguelites designed to be finished in 2-3 hours instead of 20-30. Another issue I had with that was, in a shorter game it's designed to fuck you far more often. Once you get the hang of Darkest Dungeon it gets pretty hard to lose. It makes me feel more like I'm playing Xcom than FTL.

I platinumed the game, I don't even hate it. It took me three tries to "get" the mechanics. But it still has its flaws, and nothing you say will ever change that. Grow up. Nothing's perfect, especially not this game.

You're retarded and incapable of abstract thought. If you pair a level 4 hero with level 6 heroes on a high-level dungeon run it's common sense that you will level up the level 4 hero more quickly.

my bad i thought you were the other user

Literal cope. Brute-forcing your way through the game 3 times instead of actually learning how to play. Why should anything you say be taken seriously.

Like points out, trying to keep your xp levels even is an unnecessary waste. Keep your characters flexible and get out of the headspace of fixed or inflexible teams.

It just gets repetitive after a while. The 15 first hours are really fun though.

Kek. First you say I suck at playing, then you just assume HOW I played it (and disliked it too, of course, because of your headcanon and prejudices) and then you just try to invalid my stance on it.

Your head is so far up your ass, that it is no wonder you're unable to see the game's flaws. Again, grow up.

>Gets mad at me for pointing out things he said.
That is undoubtedly epic.

>playing and paying for SJW shit
darkest dungeon is shilled garbage

Wrong, you can only do that if you've already beaten the game numerous times and know exactly how to do everything. It involves 100s of hours of grinding, which is the ultimate cope from real life.

You're a shill for planned parenthood when you shit up this board with bad opinions.

Who the hell plays single player video games they've already mastered?

You also fail at reading comprehension (and getting the right tone of written text). You're quite the champ.

>"Wrong"
>"you can...do that"

Which is it. All I see are lies and assumptions. And cope.

>Personal insults instead of valid argumentation.

The average Darkest Dungeon fan.

He's full of shit. The only things that could save him now, would be that he's one of the autistic developers or a young kid. Everything else is just sad and pathetic.

>Only reason why you wouldn't like this game is because you're bad at it.

OH YEAH?
TELL ME MORE FAGGOT I HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S RNG PACHINKO CASINO ONE HANDED BANDIT SIMULATOR THAT FORCES YOU TO USE A FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT OCCULSHIT THAT FUCKS YOU UP BECAUSE THE DEVELOPERS OPENLY ADMITTED THAT DESPITE ALL MY PERFECT QUANTUM CALCULATIONS AND SUB-ATOMIC PRECISION THERE'S STILL A ROOM FOR RANDOM BULLSHIT FFFFUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

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Reading comprehension: strike two.

You are tone-deaf as fuck. Even for Yea Forums standards.

Glad to see you're still around, user.

>"He's full of shit."
You've said it twice. You care so deeply you felt that it beared repeating! This is either cope or cringe, not entirely sure yet.

Just like real life, unexpected failure is always a possibility.

Pointlessly grindy, not deep enough to warrant the time investment. It's basically a phone game, and would unironically be better on that platform.

I'm not surprised, that you're not sure. You've shown in all your replies, that you don' get a lot of things (except DD, you love that one blindly).

If you could control every outcome with absolute certainty, the game would be even more boring than it currently is.

I actually agree that Darkest Dungeon is very flawed and has shitty aspects. I clearly made this as a bait thread judging from the initial message. A few days ago I made the same thread headlined "Do you guys like Darkest Dungeon. Will you buy the new one?" and it got zero(0) replies. Then I made this one with an obviously shitty tone and got 100 replies. Just thought it was funny so I continued the role of a zealous DD fan.

DD on mobile when ;_;

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how can you be good or bad at a turn based game?

based and red pilled

>hates what is unseenable
The true eldrich horror

Thanks. I couldn't tell if this thread was bait or genuine autism and it was getting to be a bee in my bonnet.

God bless you, op. Shitting on shitters is a Yea Forums staple that has been sorely absent recently.

That being said Darkest Dungeon is fucking gay, everything from the artstyle, to the music, to the basic gameplay loop is unrepentantly boring shit and if it were 10 dollars cheaper I'd still pirate it.

Yeah, not going to disagree. But you can control a lot of the outcomes with the trinkets. Obviously, that's a damage control way of playing it, but it's still too grindy.

>didn't lunge for the kill
>protect me on the guy whos on deathsdoor
:O

Ok, that explains a lot. I'm actually glad, that you're not like that.

Also, it's very strange that no one replied to your previous thread. DD threads usually get 300+ replies. I would know, because I only got the mechanics thanks to the people here.