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She Scahwy
I only main cute girls
Does anyone have the ME! ME! ME! style picture of the trophy girls?
EVERYONE IS MAINING HER AND MEGUMI AAAAAHHHHH
Am I cool yet guys?
Megumi doing cowgirl.
>almost all of the high-win-requirement alt colors for the nitro squad are great
>forced to use motorsport skins for 15% bonus nitro as it’s optimal for getting up on that leaderboard
This is probably my biggest issue with the game so far. I just wanna use safari Tawna, raccoon Ami, or the one that Megumi has
>Not maining the pinnacle of robotics
Eventually...
Main Isabella RIGHT NOW
what makes pura players professionals at being lapped several times? are they photographing each individual course for their flickr accounts?
Got to top 2000 on Switch. Getting some of the 'online matchmaking' challenges is pretty hard. Surprisingly a lot of good player on Switch since it has such a small playerbase. Hard to find a full lobby of only children or incompetent players.
Ami is cute, especially when she's angry
Only girls I use are Ami and Megumi
no one else as I must remain loyal to them
>her
Multiplayer adventure hack when
Any tips for Tropy/Oxide in Oxide Station? I run out of USF right after that sharp right turn at the end of all those boost pads when you do that huge drop down
Just posting the truth here
it's Beenox's fault for giving you bonus nitro when playing as them
>Shadman
>intermediate
How does he get away with it
>play this game on switch like retard
>literally spend more time waiting than actually playing
If arin can't stand ocarina of time there's no fucking way he can handle this shit
I'm almost always 2nd, there's always one really really good guy
Boost before you even get to the space jump. You should have reserves and the game even gives you turns to powerslide through before that.
They have to be perfect boosts, good isnt good enough
>Oxide in complete try hard tier
So completing the game is considered a try hard thing to do nowadays? Goddamn zoomers.
Just because she wears a strapon in bed, doesn't make her a man.
based geary main
15% of 5 isn't much, if you're not doing challenges you're not really gaining anything
But isn't she french?
People who pick a character to be "based" instead of just liking the character suck
To be fair, both Oxide races demands you to go full autist tryhad just to avoid his bullshit.
He gets picked by very young children or casual women who think he's cute. Neither of them are necessarily very good at the game. Of course there's also some good players who like Pura, but broad strokes
>A 3D artist had to sculpt this
Imagine being angry about what character people online play as
French girls are literally the best
Holy shit I've never been into furry shit in the past 23 years of my life, but I would unironically fuck all the bandicoot girls.
Does this make me an actual furry?
her stacey level is just too high with the blonde skin, I actually feel bad for lesser females
>who even play as these characters
>Zem
>not on Shitposters and memelords
lurk more pls
For the last time, no
DSP beat Oxide on his first attempt.
I'll let that speak for itself in terms of what that means for people struggling with him.
Anyone have any tips on how to jump over those fences in Blizzard Bluff? I just can't do it no matter how many times I try.
It’s like every thread we get this kind of stuff. When will it end?
an extra 2 points adds up over time, realistically yeah it doesn't mean anything but then we're on Yea Forums here
No, but I'll main Nina when she gets added
3d sculpting isnt fun
yes it does, that's how it starts
Handling class
control characters are unironically the hardest characters to do well with in this game
that doesnt mean much considering how hard dsp got btfo at other parts of the game, some people suck ass at different things and oxide is a relatively legitimate thing to be failing at considering at what point in the game it is, don't be too elitist now
>Nina will get to meet purple puppy once again
Thank you Beenox
camped at box and spammed clocks/orbs for Keep Nagging
Sorry bro's
just do it.
You only need 1 clock, be done with it
>actual photo of Isabellas ass
what if someone had a shield?
ENOUGH. It's time to END THIS. I've seen it brought up far to many times in the threads.
AM I A FURRY... I WANT OT FUCK THE BANDICOOT GIRLS...?
"NO!"
Lads, you've all seen Space Jam, right? Let me ask you something, do you genuinely believe, when they animated Lola Bunny, they had ZERO idea what they were doing? Do you genuinely believe they were going OH LOOK HOW WHOLESOME AND IRONIC THIS IS, IT'S LIKE A SEXY GIRL.. BUT SHE'S A BUNNY? THIS TRULY IS LOONEY! They know exactly what they're doing, and yes you're meant to want to breed. In FACT, to the people saying "is it weird" it would be WEIRDER, if you DIDN'T want to fuck them. Do you think when Disney animated all those ass shots of that bunny in Zootopia, they didn't know what they were doing? Do you know how long a single FRAME of a Disney film takes to happen? That ENTIRE shot of Judy [I think that's her name] bending over and climbing onto the chair, her ass in the camera WOOPSIE, THIS IS JUST A MISTAKE LMAO, GOD WE'RE SO WHOLESOME. They want you to breed it. They know what they're doing. On being a "furry"
You're not a furry. A furry is somebody who wears a blue fox costume and has a fursona and dry humps over costumed furry characters, wanting to fuck any CARTOON characters, is fine. I've seen so many fucking posts as if this is some coming out the closet moment, JUST go with it. You being worried about it is worse than actual faggot furries.
>he didnt crash this cove
>Bro c'mon, she's just human with some extra fur, a animal nose, ears, and a tail haha
>Bros, she's still thinks like a human! Who cares if she has hind legs haha
>B-bros it's just a fursuit. I'm still a human Bros h-haha...
Finally some logic.
>A furry is somebody who wears a blue fox costume and has a fursona and dry humps over costumed furry characters
those are otherkin
you are a furry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes,
He's right, you know. We've bene programmed by disney, even in the original, original cartoons, to want to fuck furry like creatures. Is it Fantasia that has some hot as fuck deer centaur girls or something with giant breasts?
Unless you're really unlucky. In one round I used a clock and a juiced up warp orb. didn't get it.
Post more cute Ninas
you're out of touch, i'm out of time
I can't remember when a game held my attention like this the last time. It's been almost three weeks and this is pretty much all I've played, and I constantly have these threads open too. I wasn't even sure if I would get this, but now I'm consumed by kart game from 1999
Unironically, based.
You're on borrowed time!
But her alts are boring.
This
Do it like a true chad
he's wrong though
the people who have fursonas and wear fursuits are called otherkin
people who fap to furry porn are furries
saying you're not a furry is like fapping to gay porn and saying you're not gay
Anyone on Switch need to play with a friend?
who gives a shit bout labels. this stuff is good.
alright so i'm newer to the crash racing games, there's no visual indicator for reserves right?
No.
Fact. Let it happen.
We need dose tropy to complete the triangle
pic of me
Yeah, friend code is SW-5443-6717-3503. Want to trade twilight tour?
I don't want to have sexual intercourse with the girls. I just find them attractive.
Best way to earn coins?
CLOCKED
howdy
Absolutely. Be on in a second.
>pura players
howdy
>Still don't have it
thanks doc
So whats stopping me from getting a juiced up mask, waiting in one part of the track and then driving into someone, hitting them with it and then carefully backing up slightly and hitting them over and over until the product ends? you CAN do this, right? I know you could with a starman in mk
the rage, the fever
Honestly, this is why I dislike playing USF tracks online. Even just one clock at a bad place (like the first one in that webm) can ruin your entire lap because it might take close to a minute to fully recover by reaching the next turbo bad. If someone has been far behind you they can reach the pad after the clock ends and just speed past you because they're able to abuse USF for the entire lap while you have to drive normally (this actually happened to me once today on Tiny Temple). It just makes the races so much more luck dependent when everyone isn't fucked equally by the clock.
I hope get some good flag colors in the shop tonight
howdy
>It's been almost three weeks and this is pretty much all I've played, and I constantly have these threads open too.
Literally me right here. My life has been pretty just CTR since the release and actually even before that because of the pre-release hype threads
>giving a shit about what some random fucko on the internet thinks
>not fapping to whatever you enjoy
Is it worth getting the game at this point? Seems that if I havent been grinding Im not getting alot of the skins.
Nothing better than being a Tiny main and shitting on big boob animay girls
event has only been on for a few days, you should be fine
you can literally get all of the skins user. join us
if you want *everything* then you're in for the mother of all grinds
if you just want certain things that look cool/interesting then it's not much trouble, you do need to play a few online matches almost every single day though (especially weekends)
to be perfectly honest I would rather kill myself than "main" an antropomorphic horrid dog.
dude there's like 19 days left in the current event
Would you play video games with Coco?
Who made these rules, you? Someone who doesn't identify themselves as a furry isn't a furry. It's that simple.
I came to N.Tropy last night and I'm a girl
some of these unused racer icons are top fuckin notch
Sure will along with the 7 other people in my lobby.
christ this roster would be such a sausage fest if the trophy girls and tawna wasnt in it
>Two days after the big event goes live
>Still 2.5 weeks left
user, you haven't missed shit. Buy the game now, or you'll really regret it down the line
I would fuck her asshole if you know what I mean
Tiny Robot
megumi's quotes are retarded sorry
sure, hopefully she likes fighting games
>i fuck men and suck dicks, but i dont identify as gay
It's almost like homosexuality is real, but animal people... aren't.... woah
Dizzy dizzy dizzy!
you forget the part where men are real, and andromorphic bandicoots are not
Green and Purple
green and purple
green and purple
>i believe in god, but i'm not religious because god isnt real
Where are the rest if you don't mind me asking?
megumi hoarded all the chromosomes
what?
Who cares? At 23, you should be old enough to realize you just fap to what makes your dick hard.
Think about this post for a while. Think why what you just said is silly.
The answer, I hate, trust me.
I jerk off to everything
>gay
>furry
>straight
>niggas
>whitey
>chang
>piles of rocks that make me think of people
I
AM
HORNY
Your little metaphors just went off the rails, bud.
liz and megumi are the most aesthetic and best for customisation
I can't really tell you nothing, huh?
thats what I mean, if I dont play it RIGHT NOW I am going to miss out on a load of content if I decide to get it later. Was going to get it in a sale.
>start adventure mode
>NPCs in the first race using oxide's hovercraft
THIS TRIGGERS ME WHY WHY WHY
I'm not a furry, I just make jokes and post images pretending to be one for laughs
Rude
You can also be oxide right at the start. Doesnt make sense, whatever.
you wont miss out on anything because it will just show up in the store through RNG.
The event just gives you the chance to unlock it early before they jam it on the store for purchase later
haha
here you go
Mario Kart tourists need to leave and stop complaining about character stats.
user was talking about oxide time trials, not the babby easy story race
Thanks for the races, appreciate it. You really got me good on that last one.
Me too, I don't like doing it but it works
I'd complain less if Turn characters weren't SO bad
She's Italian.
OHHHH, WATCH DE PAINT!
>female Shadman
nope
shit hair
shit voice
gay muscles
easily worst female bandicoot
>90s
>Fap to furry
>No one cares, as long as the girls are hot
>Early 2000s
>Everyone's gay for Bridget
>Now
>Everyone's afraid of being called a furry and constantly come up with any leap of logic to say that fapping to traps isn't gay
What happened?
Getting the game today, how do I unlock her?
>I'd complain less if Turn characters weren't SO bad
no u need to get gud
No problem. I need two more wins on Twilight Tour but don't sweat it too much. Gonna finish up my dailies and I'll be back once the shop resets.
Fucking up that jump near the end always bugs me
buy with coins you earn by racing
The only reason turn characters suck is because Speed characters have access to instant U Turning just like everyone else.
Buy her 3 days ago
Zoomers relate everything they do to their identity
instead of realizing that your dick just gets up and you jerk it and dont care.
>b-but what if i see some guy on the street and it turns out im gay because i jerked off to a trap and now i am dating a gay guy!
guess you win a prize
>niggas
>whitey
>chang
You actin' like you're neither of 'em... Lemme guess, fellow spic?
>piles of rocks that make me think of people
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
fug
Why is the racer crunch icon so fucking smug?
only seen this, egg, and polar floating around atm
>one of Ami's buttcheeks is bigger than everyone else's butts as a whole
You do know doing shit like that's gonna end up becoming a slippery slope for ya.
where did you get it?
>Love Ripper Roo and Polar
>They're absolute dogshit against anyone competent
Life sucks, at least Pinstripe and Dingodile are good
>contrarian shit
>BASED XD
Didn't expect less of Yea Forums.
God bless you user.
Stay in 8th place until you get a clock and wait for the 1st place to make a long blue fire jump
>SPOILER
nah im some weird american mut, i just started listing off what came to mind.
>WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
Alright you ever see a tree or a rock formation that looks like a girls ass or a dick? That makes me horny so i jerk off to it sometimes when i get bored of porn.
Its not that weird really
I only save cute pictures, not lewd
Crunch is the biggest Chad in all of Crash, he has every right to be smug
>dingodile
yeah that's fair
>WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
I mean, sculptures are just technically pieces of rock made so your brain thinks it looks like people.
I miss smug norm, bros. Someone post him.
Pura is inredibly cute
Wow, that looks slow and stupid. Why anybody would play this over MK8 200cc is beyond me.
obvious bait, are you even trying 1/10
Sure wish crash cove would come up more often
I still need 1-4 and 8th
"For me its Ami, as she is the only speed character"
>N. Gin, Ripper Roo, Pinstripe and Tiny are contrarian choices
Imagine if we could play as the masks
If your going to bait us at least try
>two guys just in front of me in tiny temple
>change the fire lane
>they burn and I win
felt so cheeky
>not playing as the titular character
>not liking Crash
Unironically, kill yourself
>warp orb misses first place entirely and does another lab
>pass him on lap 3 and the warp orb fucks him when he drops down to second after I missile him into a pit
kek
Can N. Style be a new Crash Bandicoot villain
Top ten reasons I love Ripper Roo
1. I love him
2. He is a very good boy
3.If you scratch under his left ear, he likes it, and purrs, it's weird but I like him
4.I like him for who he is no matter what, he is very cute
5. He is a very good boy
6. I need to tighten his jacket (that's my job, he can't do it on his own) and he doesn't like to be let out of it
7. He needs walkies
8. He blows himself up with Nitro boxes all the time, he is very funny
9. N.gin sometimes bully him, so I beat him up and protect him
10. He is a very good boy and I love him
>in first place on Twilight Your
>about to get the challenge to win with Tawna
>2nd place is right on my ass coming up to the final USF pad
>he holds it longer and beats me by less than a second
FUCK. He must have had more speed going in but I don't understand how.
Eh, I guess that makes sense
Stop calling it USF like a retarded favela monkey for a start.
I wish he was real, he looks soft.
there's nothing more cool than having you on my friends list.
Even ironically this is disgusting.
>people who wear fursuits are called otherkin
yeah and they're also called furries
11. Best, fluffiest and shiniest paws in the crash bandicoot franchise
Does the pit stop change at 7PM EST?
Really sick of all of the autism here. If it was just fapping to furshit I wouldn't mind so much but there's just annoying /vg/ style blogging as well that shits me off.
8
people who complain about it are worse than the people who do it
And for a SECOND TIME IN A ROW, I get second to another Tawna
Im fucking sick of this, "crash" shit. You know how many smash bros threads this garbage buries?
Such a pure soul
It's literally impossible to catch up to people at a certain point.
One guy ALWAYS takes a lead in the beginning and wins
Rest are caught middle of item hell
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>no u
Love me some megumi but after thi grand prix im gonna be so sick of her i'll probly stop playing her for at least a year.
the most important part of any race is the first 20-25 seconds user, if you fuck up once, that's it. that's why people leave most of the time. if that one autist gets too far ahead, give in
I don't care if it's accurate to the original, the original didn't have 8 player online. The items need a major rebalance.
I'm pretty sure Megumi is the french one.
Megumi is japanese you uncultured swine
Nina's model was dredged up from the datamine right? Any pictures of it?
nah man dingodile is obviously the french character.
Why do some of her lines sound Russian though
accents are like that somtimes
I hate this
she doesn't sound Japanese tho.
I'm pretty sure she's just a french weeb.
Because youve never heard a real accent in your life
take the slow lane
please
>I take the lead
>somehow I will never get a shield and will get clocked repeatedly off cliff edges
>I'm in 2nd
>TNT boxes only
I fucking hate it
no thank you
I've visited Japan and am good friends with a guy who immigrated from Russia but ok
the real megumi hosoya is japanese, they're doing a japanese-english accent
im taking the lead because i know what i am doing
fucking underaged little shits
Just played a race with 7 clocks used. The fuck is up with that?
>tfw just want all the motorsport girls
>dont give a shit about other paintjobs, stickers, or most other player skins
Even with 25 days left I doubt I'll get my nitro fuel all the way to her
Guys, I'm scared. I let Cortex beat me every time I see him in a race. I don't want to be sent to the Trophies Mine.
.. jesus christ I laughed
maybe some guy in 8th camping at an item box
or extreme coincidence
Fuggetaboudit
Go in time trial, learn to hold it for the whole race. In case you don't know, the usf from the second pad (on the stall) is faster than the first one.
>File deleted
kek
dammit tropy put it back
When are they gonna fix this?
Cute girls are only allowed if they're from a Nintendo game, didn't you know?
It only seems that way to you because Sony games don't have cute girls.
Good thing this is a Nintendo game
you now notice that the animation ends shortly before the landing and the character is completely still and lifeless
you now know this happens on every character
>CTR
>Nintendo game
lol
why the fuck would they change this blessed image into a faggoty grin
please, I have crystals
That changes everything
Too scary for small children
Time is not real, it's a human construct
ERROR
>he thinks gravity based universal acceleration is a human construct
sent ;)
Someone come play battle on ps4
>AYE, THAT ONE'S GOIN' IN MAH CRINGE COMPILATION
>battle
There's a reason why it's a dead game mode.
:)
I dunno why but N. Brio being there is the funniest part
Now you're on my reception you little skunk. It's TIME for your daily dose.
Why yes, I main Penta Ninja. How could you tell?
THANKS, DOC
I think I need a stronger dose
I didn;t know you were an AI
I have literally never seen it in the shop
Tawna and trophy girls doing pic related when?
thanks doc
now THIS is pod racing
That legit sounds like something from N-Tranced.
I think they partially included the N-Tranced version
woah
youtube.com
How does this make you feel
It's different but similar instrumentation at least.
youtube.com
>Penta
>shop
user, I...
>8th on final lap and then win in online matchmaking
Literally how. If first place isn't an autist a full minute ahead of everyone else, last place is either an easy AI or someone's kid who can't navigate the track. Most times it's both.
Fake Crash with the new secret shortcuts
Whoops, you were talking about Penta Ninja specifically. My bad, I'm retarded
>penta ninja
>not reading what he reacted to
user, you did it again.
legendary skins be like that, aye
It makes me want them to remake a finished Twinsanity
Anyone on Switch interested in cheesing some Online Challenges? I'm looking to trade wins on Twilight Tour and get some last few positions on Crash Cove.
Literal RNGfest
KINO
It still would have been a bad game because the premise itself wasn't very good.
Apparently you can cheat.
Go online
Race starts
Disconnect internet
Connect internet
now you're racing 8 easy AI
It's becoming a real fucking slog to get enough points for Tawna since my daily challenges won't reset.
How do you not have fucking tawna yet, i already have the rocket tires
Welp. Time for some hyper dick futa trophy girl dicking bandicoochies and rump wumpa
Fuck me, it's past 2AM already. These threads are too addicting. Might as well stay awake for the Pit Stop reset to see what we get next.
the game is having an unhealthy effect on me
but it's also the most fun I had with a game in years
Sucks a little that the horn for the Rocket is so, so weak. It is literally a wet fart, come on man.
These things have horns?
Give it to me straight.
Is this game fun?
I know the feel except when online item lagfucks me
if you try using a weapon without having one, you'll honk
Press Item button when you don't have an item
unironically the most fun I've had in vidya in years
>the game is having an unhealthy effect on me
Same. I just became NEET literally one day before the release and now I'm spending all my time playing CTR and lurking these threads. Every day is just daily challenges and online grinding for wumpa coins and I fucking love it.
But I'm also a little bit worried.
I get tired of it, quit. then after 5 minutes I'm playing it for hours again.
this game is beyond goddamn addicting. and while ranked has a bit of balancing issues. the races that are super close against 2 or 3 other racers are pure wholesomeness
See
Yes
It's one of those games that gets more fun the better you get at it
Game is addictive as fuck.
does online have player collision?
I know the daily challenges are just tricks to keep you coming back.
I know cosmetics don't matter.
But I'm falling for it
Why is Oxide Station N. Tropy so uncharacteristically hard compared to all his other ghosts
This game saved me from Smash.
(cont) I mean I wouldn't do it if the game wasn't fun, but still
This fucking games online is trash
>Join game
>Get through the lobby and startup
>Game instantly disconnects me
>This has happened 5 times in a row
I'm on a good wried connection. What the fuck Crash?
Yes but because of lag and stuff it's not really perfect
>consoles
wait for the steam version for the perfectly stable steamworks network and 144 fps gameplay
I hate Mondays
Better than MK8 but worse than SASRT, so pretty damn good.
Yes, the VA missed the mark hard.
>finaly beat n tropy's dragon mines ghost
i heard Oxide station and tiny temple are the hardest ones
i think i can do it bros
I'm also top 2000, but most of my games have been with children. I keep DNFing the shit out of my lobbies and it gets boring real fast. I play 10 matches a day tops
Theyre only hard because youre required to perfect USF on every single lap.
I don't like this new butterfly eating full retard schtick Crash has.
He's a goofball who's also rad as heck but they seem to have forgotten that. This Crash is not rad.
Tiny Temple isn't hard, it just requires you to maintain USF for the entire track (which happens to be a lot easier than in any other track). It's only difficult if you're a shitter who can't build reserves properly. The track has no sharp turns whatsoever so drifting and avoiding walls is very easy.
my sides
Lads, we need more game types. CUPs -NEED- to be added, would be so fun. Also, maybe like a team mode, in racing?
This, I'm glad v has finally come around to rejecting these cringe tier lists
Tiny Temple isnt too bad, just know how to maintain blue fire. Cortex Castle and Oxide Station can go fuck themselves though
>now hardcore autists have a 144fps advantage as well
sounds gross
any ps4 Yea Forums groups for this?
N.Tropy on tiny temple is easy. His ghost on Oxide Station however is actually pretty hard compared to the rest of his ghosts
team cups where your points are pooled sure but cnk's team mode was utter shit
The car and decal are super fucking hideous but I want that paint style.
*hacks the lobby in your path*
agreed, online cups would be great, and like battle mode could shuffle teams for the sake of it
sadly i dont think theyll add any new modes soon if ever
Hey user, that's a nice lead... It would be a shame if someone... CLOCKED
Never played CNK, how did they do it?
The daily challenges are about 1.8-2k per day with 50% bonus where possible, there's more then enough days to get 42k.
>clock affects every single person on the track exactly the same way
The person in first still stays in first 99% of the time and anyone behind you just gets even more fucked.
>stay near teammate to fill a gauge
>when it's full you both can spam unlimited random items
>also you can't damage each other but you'll absorb each other's attacks anyway
either you are at the back and this makes comebacks way too easy, you're at front and that makes maintaining your position even easier, or you're nowhere near them and it does fuckall
Ps4? If you censored the names, I'm Laser-Bungalow and wore that Ami skin last night
I played nitro kart extensivly as a kid and I can confirm i never used the team mechanic once and I didnt even know what it was until this post.
>no one uses the clock to completely fuck first by hitting them on jumps or right after USF pads
>only guys that would do that are the guys that are in first anyways
Real shame
also if your teammate places 1st it counts as a win for you
but fuck you for CNK challenges you need to be in 1st have fun not being able to hit your teammate fucko
it's certainly realistic to get all the nitro rewards by the end of the month especially considering the weekly challenges will reset and most of the themed/pro challenges are easy or cheesable.
You just need to do dailies every day to guarantee and if you do you'll easily get the champion kart to.
Thanks doc
Do you think those tracks that are just one very long race with just 1 lap instead of 3 laps would work in this game?
like the ones in Mario kart
The numbers on PS4 are so fucked holy shit. Like, it's literally a free ride to get the Champion Kart.
Championship Leaderboard top 5%: 11
Nitro Leaderboard top 5%: 26k
Why the fuck doesn't the clock duration scale with your place like the lightning in mario kart
Because it scales with wumpa like all the other items.
He takes no prisoners, everyone must pay
New dailies soon
It's going to be a very common item that's for sure. Skins from the Pitstop will be rarer and so will actual content that requires unlocking like Digital Tropy/Platinum Paint.
Koala Kong is stupid and dumb, and there's a reason he was replaced by Tiny.
about that...
>Like, it's literally a free ride to get the Champion Kart
This. I just checked and I'm in the top 0,4% on the championship leaderboard and top 0,6% on the nitro leaderboard. I truly hope that everyone ITT makes it into the top 5% because it's stupid easy. There are no flexing rights either with the champion car online when there are at the very least another 26 000+ people who have it. I expect to regularly see fully lobbies of nothing but champ cars.
Do people actually like Koala Kong
Koala Kong is vain and smart he used his rippling muscles to start a hollywood career without even speaking the language well enough. He even got Rilla Roo to be his agent and he's been too busy being on the silver screen.
So where does the Team in Crash Team Racing come into play?
I've done the campaign and online and haven't seen any team stuff yet
it doesnt lmao
I have no idea why it was every called Crash TEAM racing in the first place
I am away from my console, someone please screencap or post whats new in the pitstop
ENGAGE
It's literally just a marketing name that Sony of America came up with while the game was known as Crash Kart. After the name change it was internally referred to as CTR
the original roster was either team aku or team uka
>just realized Hazmat Dingo is up for sale
>just as the pitstop changes
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEE
I consider myself a fairly good player but every single time there one guy who's a good 15 seconds ahead of me and everyone else in the race and it's becoming demoralising. I wouldn't even care of there wasn't an objective benefit from winning due to the weekly mission.
Fresh from the oven.
BASED
Anyone got a look at Isabella's variants before I decide to buy her?
>Now you're on my time, faggot!
>Now you're on my time, nigger!
>now you're on my time, kike!
Damn, no Megumi. Guess I'll have to wait until she's in the shop again.
I like Painter Dingodile's podium animation but Summer Dingodile looks the way I feel and I love it.
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Megumi is in there for me, maybe that guy already bought her
I wish they didn't always fill an online lobby with ai's if there aren't 8 players.
In mario kart racing with a lower than usual number of players is max comfy
The dude literally said his daily challenges aren't resetting for some reason.
What character stat class is best for Time Trials?
>88 is the blue eyes blonde characters number
what did beenox mean by this?
If I buy Painter Dingodile, his Hazmat variant should be there after right?
no guarantees of what's next in the stack, I'm afraid
only buy what you want. GP stuff will get cycled in before the GP ends and stuff that's on the normal rotation of items will cycle through too.
>what did beenox mean by this?
That they are utterly based and redpilled and also lurk Yea Forums
Should I get a regular ps4 or a pro when I get?
I am having this same issue. I'm getting nothing from a new day.
Yay.
Oh okay, I'll just keep an eye out then. Really need that fucking Hazmat yo. Cheers
Speed.
Don't buy a console for one game user. As amazing as this game is it's not worth several hundred dollars.
Yep, I'm thinking Rilla Roo's in
New skins for Tropy when?
>going slow enough to even notice the AIs
I got a notification with a trophy and the number 100 on it when i went to pitstop but didnt clearly see what it was. anyone else?
Nash is pretty based
just be aware that people's stacks will differ depending on what they've already bought, even the base shop will differ. Mine looks different from what the user earlier posted
only buy if you see exactly what you're willing to spend coins on because of this
>Was 200 coins away from getting the Deadinator
>Internet took a shit so I couldn't get coins anymore
>Now it's gone forever
Fuck Activision.
Why does it seem like Dingodile is the easiest to make skins for?
Finally got round to playing CTR NF today. Is it just me, or is the timing on the jumps different to how it was in the original? I feel like I have to press the jump button slightly before I actually jump in NF, while in the original, I press the jump button at the same time that I jump.
>Dingodile already has three legendary skins
>Papu Papu has zero
Now I have to choose between Isabella and painter dingo.
>Isabella bundle
HA! I knew it was coming faggots
Heh, triggerhappyfags spent 150 extra coins for no reason
>Speed.
I see. I've been using N Gin.
isabella and her sexy lazy eye
>gone forever
lol
I haven't looked at the rest of the thread, but I'm just glad not finishing gets coins now. I was so tired seeing two people finish and everyone else get shit on.
It'll be back stupid
One: Why does Dingodile have 3 skins?
Two: Why does Dingodile have the best skins?
>tfw fighting that one god tier Megumi in Papu Pyramid that knows the shortcut
I know it's you user.
They are all more than doable with all classes but you'll have an easier time overall with speed. N Gin is based, use him if you wanna
>her bundle only shows up if you bought the megumi bundle
lmao crash you dumb shit
Everyone already got coins even if they were a DNF, it just didn't show up.
Because Dingodile IS the best
Bundles > buying the racers individually
Even with the discount given if you already have the character when you purchase the bundle, you're still spending more than if you got them all through the bundle from the start
Dingodile is /ourguy/
He's even from Australia
This
ONE FOR THE ROAD
It was saying you did the Window Shopper challenge.
Why can't they at least add some pseudo chat mode where you can play the character's voice lines in the lobby while you wait?
Cool, but that's not the point. Isabella is underneath Megumi in the shop which means you were wrong.
Yeah, in a month or more, probably.
>What a swell time!
>I'm blowing up the place!
>Fully inflated tires!
>Up, up and away!
>Get pumped!
>Wii game? Other game?
>Round and plump; perfectly proportionate!
>Ballooning to 1st!
>Oooh, I'm bloated!
>Deflated yet again...
The trophy's mine!
>Splatoon Dingodile
You're actually fucking stupid.
This revolts and disgusts me every time I see it
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
;_;7
>new pitstop rotation
>new dailies
>thread slows to a crawl instantly
not really, he has 'that' skin.
What stage makes you quit the lobby in a fucking heartbeat
>mfw someone picks Dingo Canyon
Lads..
people keep leaving the lobby when they see me
Got anything for N. Fant?
>WOOOOHH
>OOOOH
>OOOOMMMPFF
>HOOOOOOOH
>HUH HUH HUH HUH
>EE EE EE EEEEEE
>"Oh, ok."
>Driving on the new stage
>Last lap, trying to USF to victory
>Fuck up
>Megumi player behind me, hasn't lost USF, can tell by the speed
>I have 2 bombs
>Watch the minimap until she is about to pass me
>Fire the bombs and detonate them exactly as she is about to pass me
>Steal her USF and the victory
Man that felt good
it's a wonderful thing, Yea Forums playing videogames
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
STOP KEKING ME OUT OF 1ST AND RAPING ME WITH ITEMS.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THE LE CHAUX AND ISABELLA BUNDLE.
DOESN'T HELP THAT THE PAYOUT WAS NERFED SO GETTING THEM TAKER LONGER ON TOP OF HAVING TOO DEAL WITH ALL THESE FUCKING AUTISTS.
FUUUCCCK.
dragon mines
I haven't bought the Megumi bundle but Isabella bundle was there for me today
THIS ONE'S MINE
Kissing Nina is not cute.
Rilla Roo is unironically going to be interesting to see in the game. How do you even interpret a character that just goes OMP OMP OMP OMP? Will he speak? Is he intelligent? There's really no reason to assume he can't unless you want to make him dumb as bricks, but even Tiny is capable of speech.
Stop getting hit
based splatoon reference
FUCK OFF AMI. MY HEART BELONG TO LIZ.
YOU CAN'T CONVERT ME.
Someone post the webm version
what does this mean for brio, koala and moe, tho?
> be in last place
> do 160
> aku mask on
> last lap
> readyornothereIcome
> fuck up the first place and second place
> and since im an expert at this
> i keep on doing it for a while
> they get 4th and 5th place
> a small sacrifice for my fellow non speedsters
I won't hesitated to do it again.
>It's like I'm babysitting!
>Put a pacifier in it!
>Come to Daddy!
>You'll like this toy!
>Don't play with that!
>Young and ripe!
>Fiddle fiddle diddle!
>It's the fuzz!
>I didn't commit any crime!
>Victory will never grow old!
All three were in the very first datamine
I mean, you're getting on average 5000 coins now that it is weekend, and that is like, one hour. Just grind some more once the bonus runs out, and you should have them both user
He should only say it's the fuzz if a furry character hits him
Any stage that gives less than 40 coins.
absolute fucking chad right here
Dingo Canyon has the most fucked ramp hitboxes in the game
Is there a better feeling than getting Tiny Arena, followed by Electron Avenue when the weekend and day bonus is online?
Is it already a well-known bug that winning a race online could cause the game to crash? Twice I've won as Penta and the game just died on me right at the finish line.
jesus christ
I disagree.
stop activating items when passing the finish line, that's the bug
Yes. Thunderstruck exploit with a friend.
specifically looking for those who play on xbox since it's dead
discord.gg
Dick move.
sonic coon
Yes
That shit just randomly happens
It happens to me way too often and I'm not even using items at that point
I swear I didn't do that but I'll keep that in mind too. Thanks.
yeah, but why they are not here?
>Got the Nitro Crunch skin
>Can finally stop using the Trophy Girls
Thank god.
That's a rather smug Nina
reminder that you are all furries, deny it all you want but the sooner you admit it the easier it will become
yes liking fox maid marian makes you a furry
yes liking lola bunny makes you a furry
yes liking officer hops makes you a furry
yes liking bandicoots makes you a furry
I can't like the animal Bandicoot?
I just like the yuri age gap, I swear!
reminder that you are literally a nazi
yes posting on Yea Forums makes you a nazi
yes posting on Yea Forums makes you a nazi
yes posting in this thread makes you a nazi
yes posting on the internet makes you a nazi
I sure do love losing my USF in the fucking air despite maintaining it properly in Tiny Temple
This happen to me once pretty dick move,user
>1280
Is that just a filename or how many Ninas you have
t. projecting furry
It would be ashame if something were to happen?tick tock tick tock.
Brushie brushie.
Nina being fucked by her father, Dr. Nefarious Tropy.
Nah, just the ending file number from TimoteiLSD's blog.
That happened to me on the first ramp of Electron Avenue just a minute ago
Got me 3rd
USFautists getting what they deserve
I don't know why but Android Alley always fucks me over.
Keep your fetishes to yourself N.Tropy
Should've guessed I saved a few lower quality Nina's and I only have 240~
STOP CHOOSING CRASH COVE
NOT UNTIL I COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE
Pharoah Cortex tomorrow
But we need it for that one challenge.
Yes, and?
>Blue Orb
>Clock
>Blue Orb
>Blue Orb
>Clock
>Meanwhile the guy in 1st is comfortably holding his position because he's way fucking ahead
Beenox literally did not think this shitty fucking change through at all and it's goddamn fucking infuriating.
THROWING MORE ITEMS AT THINGS ISN'T GOING TO FUCKING HELP AT ALL YOU GODDAMN FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!
It's a good thing the pit stop never has anything I want so I can always grab it when it appears
Do you think adding more items with unique functions would help?
This, and it's easier to get hit after getting hit. So I just keep getting booted to last
There needs to be an item that solely targets first player and can be dodged with skill.
I'm fed up with hard mode's AI speed boost bullshit.
Maybe change juiced orbs to move faster past fourth-second place
>add custom engine to enable any character to be used with any preset stat build
>add online mode for no items play
would be based
Just two more times til I complete the challenge then I'll never vote it again.
Loading times are fucking insane!
An item like a tentacle that targets the 1st place opponent, and after 3 seconds of visual effect bursts from the ground to hit them. Can be avoided by jumping
Blue orbs usually just fucks up anyone other than the person in 1st, and it is really starting to annoy the shit outta me
What if they added Invisibility and Super Turbo Engine to races? Super Turbo isn't anymore ridiculous than Golden Mushrooms and it's odd that they're considered OP in CTR
good job brother, admitting it is the hardest part
How about not making the fucking Clock hit EVERYONE BUT THE PLAYERS IN FRONT OF THOSE WHO USE IT
Or make it an AoE
*squashes you*
They grant free USF you goddamn tard
I'm been losing interest in this game more and more since the patch hit. Does anyone actually like the changes to the items? Why wouldn't they just wait for everyones MMR to settle so matchmaking would solve the DNF? It makes me think there isn't any actual MMR and lobbies are completely random.
the bandicuties keep turning into horrifying spaghetti monsters in the lobby
All they need to do is make them as fast as Blue Shells and twice as unavoidable to people in 1st and it would fix it. All Blue Orbs ever fucking do is exactly what you said. Same with Clocks.
This game gets less and less fun the more I get hit with obnoxious as fuck unavoidable items.
They didnt change the items, theres just an achievement that encourages players to camp at 8th and spam clocks and orbs all race
My hops keep getting stuck. Bad signal? These joycons are brand new!
DSP said the same thing....hmmm
I am sick of this, I am in third and they all target the shit out of me instead of 1st or 2nd place. They smack you once and you never get back. They just gang bang you when you are recuperating.
And the boxes and windows of error are merciless. If you dont know the maps “from when you played them in ps1” you are screwed, seriously how the fuck do you access to some shortcuts is beyond me.
warp orbs need to travel faster to first place and they need to cause spinout for people that get hit but aren't being targeted by it. This makes the juiced version more threatening and makes the unjuiced one less of a pain in the ass if you're unfortunate enough to get hit without any warning.
>can't get higher than third because every race is getting item spammed until I can rush the last lap