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Play Valkyria Chronicles 4
Josiah Stewart
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Zachary Gonzalez
Mating press Kai
Joseph Ward
I want to stuff my face in her ass so bad
Julian Jones
Yes
Evan Clark
Is it good? Only played the first one.
Jaxson Torres
If you liked the first, you'll most likely like 4 as well.
Nolan Hernandez
Jaxon Jones
>more weeb designs than 1
>more weeb characterization than 1
>more weeb plot than 1
>same broken scout rush "S rank means running your characters recklessly through the map fuck strategy nigger" gameplay as 1
If VC isn't dead it's at the very least going to be consigned to absolutely bottom of the barrel low budget garbage like Shining for the rest of all time. They had their chance but they didn't really care.
Easton Lee
If you're going to play it, pirate it.
The game bombed so hard it killed the series for good so there is no reason to buy it now.
Dylan Gomez
I meant to write
>low budget japan only garbage like the corpse of the Shining series for the rest of all time
Daniel Ortiz
I will never understand this belief of VC1 being some gritty, serious HBO war drama with a gritty, serious artstyle when it was as weeb as it comes, with UMI DA and super saiyan Alice.
Are nostalgia goggles so powerful?
Nicholas Phillips
VC1 is at its core an extremely standard European war story with a bunch of anime tropes stapled to it. No other game in the series is a war story first, anime please buy me bait second.
Samuel Ward
This is really sad
I bought anyway, good games deserves my money even if the chance of a sequel is low
Ayden Bell
Kevin Clark
If the dlc went on sale at any point I would but it still hasn't so I won't do it.
Christian Thomas
This is false. It was a by-the-numbers anime story first at foremost, as the hamfisted "racism is bad" and "WMDs are bad" themes show.
You have those early ps3 nostalgia goggles too tight.
Zachary Price
>everything is nostalgia goggles it's all the same
I have a simpler theory for you are you ready?
VC1 and VC4's sales numbers are so grossly different because they ostensibly similar, but very games.
Jonathan Baker
What's the point if you didn't it when it counted?
Refund it and get the torrent from the usual place.
t. Bought it at launch
Nicholas Perry
remove denuvo
Jonathan White
It's been cracked for a while now.
Ryan Rodriguez
1. Back when it was released VC1 bombed as hard as 4 so Sega decided to send it to the PSP; it was bargain bin tier.
2. The recent VC1 port sold a lot due to a. being cheap. b. being a rare game with a "hidden gem" reputation.
3. When VC4 arrived the public had played 1 and realized that the so-called hidden gem wasn't as good as its reputation so it ignored the new game.
You need to get easy with those nostalgia goggles. Or it doesn't even matter given how the series is dead for good.
Jaxson Lopez
most cracks don't remove denvo
Jack Morgan
I did. I twas shitty. The plot was super fucking bad and the only decent thing about it was Minerva's hateboner.
Liam Price
damn that’s a fat ass
wtf i love valkyria chronicles now
Julian Stewart
>oh no! I have fallen and can't get up
Jaxson Green
i did. did every mission, unlocked everything, bought all the DLC, and whatever. liked it just as much as the first game. forseti is a gay loser who dies like a bitch and belgar did nothing wrong.
Nathan Thompson
Ah, and forgot to add:
You played 1 as a teenager / child so the game is protected by nostalgia goggles.
You played 4 as an adult, when your hatred of everything Japanese is in high gear, so it doesn't get the same protection as 1.
Myself? I played it for the first time when the Steam port dropped five years ago, as a young adult and 4 when it launched so no nostalgia goggles / "it's one of the system's few exclusives" pedestal for me.
Jason Jenkins
Buy me the game then OP.
Isaiah Nguyen
Are these games good? I anted to play VC4 and Chronicles, but I don't really know if they are good
Joshua Fisher
Levi Bennett
NICE.
Noah Evans
>I will never understand this belief of VC1 being some gritty, serious HBO war drama with a gritty
Cool strawman, but it's impossible to ignore the difference in tone between the first one and its sequels.
Samuel Long
VC3 is still king.
Brayden Thomas
Playing through it right now. I feel like it definitely surpasses the first in a lot of areas. Grenadiers are a great addition to the series and are a lot of fun to play with. Some things like commanding a battalion of units or commanding the ship feel really useless though, pretty much ignore those altogether.
Story is as good as any VC game, which makes me wonder when the fuck they are going to start a new war or something. Playing in the same timeline over and over is really boring, can they really not conjure up another fictional country and have them go to war with someone else?
Christian Rivera
My biggest turnoff with the series is that individual characters don't level up. Makes the units feel like they lack individuality
Aaron Roberts
Play Valkyria Chronicles 2
And 3 while we're at it.
Bentley Gutierrez
yea i don't get why they do that, it was so good in VC3.
Brandon Perry
Fanart does not do her justice, they just draw some wide fat ass instead of a bubbly ass.
Jacob Taylor
Raita is shit
Ian King
Why didn't they just shoot down the balloons?
Mason Barnes
>shitty handheld games
Liam Davis
and VC3 is still the best, yes.
Eli Parker
>same broken scout rush "S rank means running your characters recklessly through the map fuck strategy nigger" gameplay as 1
This is by definition a flaw of game design in the scoring system rather than anything inherent to the game itself.
All they have to do is change the ranking from "Capture the fort in the shortest amount of turns" to a combined "X amount of turns and X amount of units defeated"
That way, your scoring is judged entire on your efficiency to kill a large number of units in a short amount of turns while still retaining the usefulness of scouts for stealing far away bases for you to Rapid Deploy a Shocktrooper to defend the base.
Jayden Fisher
I liked VC2 the most because of all the toys we get.
Armored Techs get landmines, the only situation in the series where you get player-based landmines. One of the post-game missions can be consistently and easily 1-turned because you can lure the boss (elimination target) to go over the landmine like a fool and instantly die.
Also, it's the only one with multiplayer. It's stupid, somewhat janky, but interesting, and lots of fun.
Though VC4's grenadiers are so good, it compensates enough for the elimination of the Gunner, Anthem Corp, Armored Tech, and Fencer.
Carson Mitchell
"No!"
Jordan Butler
REMOVE FUCKING DENUVO FIRST YOU SHITHEADS
Luis Hall
No thanks. You have to be the most pathetic weeb fuck to play any of these games except the first.
Luis Roberts
Why? Because you hate fanservice?
Camden Kelly
i still have to start and finish 2 and 3
Julian Scott
*anal mating press
Robert Sanders
Oliver Young
cute boobs
Colton Brooks
I might have to buy Kai's game.
Luis Murphy
I hate it when people call those girls underage. What, because they don't have massive tits?
Jace Gonzalez
I already did. VC5 when?
Dominic Thomas
Anime tiddies save lives.
Adrian Martin
Nathaniel Perry
I did! it's good.
I should make a review about it.
Dominic Collins
I'll buy it once sega wises up and removes denuvo and also makes it so the the dlc doesn't cost me an arm and a leg. All the dlc currently costs near 1/3 of the game's full price.
Until then the crack will be the only option which is unfortunate to say.
Wyatt King
Kill yourself.
Christian James
VC4 artbook when
Justin Clark
Does this game have nude mods yet?
Ian Scott
>reading about random bits of vc4 on steam community
>people unironically thought kai was trans and there was going to be a fucking emotional cutscene about it or some shit
Are people really this delusional?
Nathan Phillips
Rude.
Mason Campbell
Are the DLC really necessary? They look like extra missions and post game stuff I'll never get around to.
Justin Diaz
i played the demo and i liked it, how is the collector´s edition and the dlc?
Samuel Gray
I wanted to like it, but the bad graphics and small sectioned maps are a dealbreaker.
Joseph Jackson
Jonathan White
Jeremiah Anderson
>Telling people to play 2
youtube.com
Jaxon Bell
I'll do it!
Juan Jackson
gift me a copy and i'll do
Christian Murphy
I want Minerva to hatefuck me and taunt me by telling me I have no choice in where my children will come from and she decided for me its her womb. Going as far as using her chest to pin me down then leglock me into position. She tells me to clean up this mess and she'll be back at midnight to continue.
Caleb Ortiz
I might if the localization wasnt complete fucking rubbish
>feminists fighting fascists
Noah Bailey
Did he really do anything wrong? He just wanted to go to the moon with his best bro.
Brayden Reed
That Hotspring scene was great. Empire literally tells Minerva to get back in the kitchen and make him a sandwich and she doesn't actually have a counterpoint to that.
Levi Young
VC1 sold like shit when it was first released. Like legitimately very awful sales. So bad I'm surprised they continued the series, albeit on handheld. It only really picked up sales when it was rereleased on PC and that was when a Japanese PC port could still be noteworthy. These days that's nothing special.
Elijah Roberts
He kind of looks like a fish and he didn't fuck the brainwashed commando sloots.
Luke Bailey
How is that a strawman when there are literally images comparing VC1 to Band of Brothers?
Blake Russell
Within the year the sales were good in the west and they got better as time went on, eventually selling 1 million on PS3. The only reason 4 was green lit was because 1 sold so well on PC.
3 and 4 bombed because literally fucking no one wanted more anime in the games. 1 sold as well as it did and was liked as much as it was because it was fairly light on the anime cringe and had a really unique feeling to it. 2 because it was a sequel, but not nearly as many people liked it.
Luis Scott
Nolan Rodriguez
Eyefuck Kai all day long.
Benjamin Cook
>>>/gurochan/
Matthew Perry
Ok, what the actual FUCK? How am I supposed to S-rank Calamity Raven missions? They always bring in a shit ton of heavy armor/shocktrooper reinforcements and I can't capture their bases fast enough because they're too well armed.
Pic related is a tank ace and a group of units that just assembled the last turn, wtf???
Oliver Barnes
Got Penetration order? Slap that shit on an MG light tank and make sure the tank isn't on the field at the end of turn
Daniel Ramirez
gotta go fast. only kill enemies that are directly preventing you from capturing bases.