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How autistic are ya?

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I shitpost about games

I went on Yea Forums

I’m so autistic I beat halo 1
without shooting

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I have hundreds of hours in mundane and short games just from intricately roleplaying different characters over and over again by myself
when I get really excited I involuntarily swivel my wrist (like when opening a door)
I rip the tips of my fingernails off (starting from the sides) and then file them down with my teeth instead of using clippers
since I was a child whenever I'm tired I twirl my own hair on one of my fingers and then started doing it to my beard as an adult and all my stuff is covered in hair and I have bald patches on both my face and scalp

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I'm so autistic I know that image is just the guy blowing all the spit out of his horn.

I constantly scream on a discord server with another guy who screams constantly while playing.

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>I have hundreds of hours in mundane and short games just from intricately roleplaying different characters over and over again by myself
How is this autistic? isn't that creativity?

I have never fired a single mini nuke.

>I rip the tips of my fingernails off (starting from the sides) and then file them down with my teeth instead of using clippers

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I made 20 tranny threads just today

I'm forcing myself to play the entire SMT series so I'm "allowed" to like Persona.

Look up Dizzy Gillespie, faggot.

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I’m so autistic I have the WoW title “Bloodsail Admiral”

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I mutter to myself.

I’m so autistic, I have been diagnosed with autism.

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Saltpeanut saltpeanut

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No life.

I also do this

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I believe that Venom Snake as a name solely pertains to MGSV's meta and that his only actual canon name is Big Boss.

Holy shit, you really are autistic.

I was so fucking autistic, that I caused a server in tf2 that had a nice player base with cool players in it, to fucking die by being the biggest turboautist on there, I've got a perma mute on it also, some of the custom balancing for the weapons on the server were nerfed to shit because I was so good at it that people threw a bitch fit about me.
The server is still there, but everyone who were great players have left it and it's full of retarded autists.
It's probably because I made the server actually worth while to go on there, to see my autistic affairs.

I imagine fanmade anime openings based on the vidya i play almost 24/7

I purchased Skyrim on three different platforms at full retail price

Whenever I'm playing videogames, I always try to think of what Rei Ayanami would do in this situation. This has unironically brought me massive amounts of success and I quickly rise to the highest percent of players in anything competitive.

I'm so autistic I got that title at level 40 by farming the few Steamwheedle mobs that are around that level then paying someone to kill Booty Bay guards for me. I'm also neutral with Syndicate.
In addition to all of those, I've also been RPing for years and spend most of my time actively seeking fights so I can type up several paragraph essays of my character doing really cool stuff. I'm not one of those people that tries to "win" in collaborative storytelling though.

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I'm OP

i've watched every godzilla movie an average of 5 times

I have Obsessive compulsive disorder.

I want Isabella to sit on me.

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I've written a Sonic timeline with every fucking game on it.

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I have 300 hours on geometry dash even though I don’t play it anymore

A man need’s a link.

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the links go to page 2 with 3 photo's of each object

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Literally every console I've bought was bought to play a Sonic game / a Sonic title was the first game I got.
>DS: Sonic Rush
>Wii: Secret Rings
>360: Unleashed
>WiiU: Lost World
>Genesis/CD: CD
I don't see myself buying any more consoles though, as there's no point anymore when I have a decent PC and everything is playable on PC eventually.

What is this wonderland gibberish chart?

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quark and yoghurt comparisons
plus price, calorie and protein considerations

What the hell is quark

sometimes when i die in a hard game i want to scream but i cant because my neighbours will think im crazy so i hum really really loud

Ja dat ga ik niet allemaal lezen en analyseren. Wat is de beste als je een arme student bent?

what is your goal. taste, calories or protein

If I'm playing a game set in any historical period/geographical location. I will exclusively jack off to porn from that setting. Such as I when playing Assassins Creed Origins, for that time period I would only jack off to Egyptian women, and preferably historical themed videos.

Whenever I play GTA style sandbox games, I follow the traffic laws as closely as the game allows, unless I'm on a mission that makes that impossible such as timed missions. I just wish more of them would let me control the turn signals. Also, it really pulls me out of the experience when I stop at a red light or stop sign and the car behind me starts honking and yelling at me.

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Price-quality ratio. Also, the more protons the better.

or least amount of calories per protein

I'm so autistic I think ds2 is the best dark souls game

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I'm the kind of person that would grind 500 hours non-stop for an achievement that rewards a single point of strength even though I would have 1000k+ strength already

jumbo 1kg skinny mild naturel

chicken quarterlegs from turkish shops per 10kg is still the cheapest protein you can ever get. need a freezer though

How autistic am I? HOW AUTISTIC AM I?
I GOT A HANDJOB IN A COMPUTER LAB AND I TOLD THE TEACHER ON THE GIRL WHO GAVE ME IT.

That's not autism, that's full blown mental retardation.

I've never had sex

What difficulty?

i really really enjoyed the mahjong soul period from last month

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how is Shin Godzilla and Godzilla 2014?

Assassins Creed Syndicate was the best and most well made (in terms of stability) assassins creed made. These new RPG style bullshit games are garbage compared to it. They ruined the series.

playing video games is the least autistic thing I do on a daily basis

A man of culture. I salute you.

Believe me, you don't wanna see it but I'll give you a TL;DR.
Sonic 1 happens, MS or Mega Genesis, doesn't matter.
Sonic 2 MS, if Tails dies it's the end, he lives then you go to Genesis.
Sonic Chaos happens. After that CD, Sonic didn't get the Time Stones.
S3&K, then Triple Trouble. Buncha spinoffs like Chaotix, Labyrinth and 3D Blast happen.
No Mania, go directly to Pocket Adventure, Eggman changes clothes.
SA 1 and 2 happen, later Advance 1 and 2 for the introduction of Cream. Then Heroes, Shadow is alive. ShTH happens, he is not android. Then Battle and Advance 3 happen for Gmerl and his happy ending.
06, Blaze didn't really meet anyone, she didn't even know who the Iblis Trigger was. She gets teleported to another dimension with no Sonic. Then 06 deletes itself but it still happened in Blaze's mind allowing the time eater to gather memories of Crisis City for Generations.
Rush and Rush adventure happen.
The first Storybook happens.
Unleashed and then Black Knight happen.
Colors DS is the canon version of the game because everyone keeps using the mother wisp.
Generations happens, Classic has seen the future so he is bound to not have that future forever, Pocket Adventure doesn't happen and moves directly to Mania. Modern keeps going until Forces.
In Mania, Classic faces the powers of the Phantom Ruby and is sucked into a dimensional vortex that takes him to Modern's universe, remember that he's not a Sonic of the past thanks to the events of Generations.
Phantom Ruby arrives earlier than Sonic in Eggman's doorstep (shown in prequel comics), Shadow tells a Jackal that he is a weak faggot, Jackal turns into Infinite thanks to the Ruby. Infinite kicks both Sonic and Shadow's ass. Classic comes months later. After Forces, Classic comes back to his timeline were Encore will take place right after coming back. The end.

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How is that autistic, see you at G fest nigger

I pirated Undertale, got all endings, deleted Chara, and got Pacifist ending one last time and then copied my save file into a USB
I then proceeded to purchase it on Steam

that's based

im so autistic, i spend 3 full weeks grinding the shit out of guild wars pre-searing to hit max level in the tutorial area.
im so autistic, i have calculated and counted the time it takes and set an alarm every 7 hours, ruining my sleeping time and becoming full-retard for a rare title.

now its easy to get with infinite quests, it wasn't in the past. shit was real hard and took dedication. i did that. im autist #1

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I wasted 30 hours of my life on a Skyrim playthrough just to play as an orc so I could feel welcomed in a community at the orc strongholds.

>Generations happens, Classic has seen the future so he is bound to not have that future forever, Pocket Adventure doesn't happen and moves directly to Mania. Modern keeps going until Forces.

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i save almost every second when i play dong country because of these hard as shit levels

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Thanks!

I memorized all of Aldia's dialogue from Dark Souls 2, and all of the Slayer's Testament from Doom 2016.

Thot patrolled

The hero we need but don't deserve

It was fun. So was mario royale.
I really hope this happened. Like really really

Lmao HHMMMMM MMMM MMMMMMmmmMM!

i really thought that the mahjong threads would not fade. have they been send to die in /vg/ ? or are they integrated in /jp/ ?

A girl recently flirted with me and I was too dense to pick it up until she already left

>I samefag in Sony vs. Nintendo threads
>Yeah, so?
>Without changing my IP

when i was 14 and was at a fantasy fair i used one of those toothing horns.
a cute girl used the same horn after me and told me it was like a second hand kiss.
i thought she was teasing me and left.

Well I have no excuse for being that retarded, I'm 23

You should have gone back and put your dick in that horn

One step above the easiest.

It happened.
I also got to feel her boobies later. Real milkers, them.

i literally thought i was being bullied and was having none of it so i just turned around and walked away.

did the teacher show both of you how it should be done?

I waifu a character. I try my best to not bestow the full force of my autism upon others, so I will not name the character.

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I believe you. You should also kill yourself.

i trace over porn so i can add my characters and fap to them

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