What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes, goblins, hobbits, dwarves, and other races of short stature?

What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes, goblins, hobbits, dwarves, and other races of short stature?

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good.

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Please no. Shortstacks make me break nofap

They can be good if they're done well.

Problem is most of the time they're made into childish meme characters.

>another porn thread
It's all so tiresome

i want to fuck them nonstop

fuck off faggot this is a shortstack thread not a pedo pissing rp thread.

potato

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Lots of shortcomings

How in the fuck is there not a single game with a shortstack party member?

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Elins in TERA were where MMORPGs peaked. Nothing will ever compare.

A very good opinion

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I prefer Tarutaru and Lalafells.
They're much more adorable than any other tiny race.
Also:
>tfw my IRL wife is a 4'4" womanlet
>she's 30 but she looks like a 7-year-old loli
>my legs are longer than she is tall since I'm 7'4"

>the year of our gob 2019
>still no romanceable goblin girls
>best goblin is forever forgotten
>we will continue to get ugly ass bitches who are as interesting as a colored rock in any fantasy games with romance
Why must normie tastes eternally torment me

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Play Pathfinder:Kingmaker

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Shit taste.

Can't romance her :(

I guess I'll stick to the demons.

Dorfs.

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I want to bend them over different things and fuck them till they prolapse from both holed.

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Have to do different set of animations for interactions and shit.

Gonna nostalgia fap to some bondage fairy later, ty user!

They cute

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Ur welcome brah

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Like everything else, they're good if they're handled well.

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post em

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Dwarves are awesome

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You've been gnome'd

womanlets give birth to manlets

I wanna fuck the shit out of a gnome

same

I like them when they're done like short adults, I dislike them when they're just a loli/childlike race

Evolutionary fitness of small creatures in the cold (mountain/north) is bad. Things get smaller in jungles, and get bigger in the cold, to get a favorable internal volume (warmth) to surface area (losing warmth to the outside) ratio.
Thus it is stupid for gnomes to be with the dwarves, in the cold. They should be with the goblins, in the jungle.

That is why gnomes are shit, goblins are great, and gnome engineering isn't even real, like it don't even explode LMAO

Pedos go kill yourselves.

Ah yes, every pedo's wet dream.

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a main a cute female gnome warlock

pink ponytails and all

My opinion is that there are too many artists drawing pinups of them instead of actual porn

why don't shortstacks exist in real life

they're just rare

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WHO

You’re forgetting gnomes originally lived in a subterranean environment where the temperature is plenty warm. Also just maybe they’re smart enough to engineer ways to deal with the cold.

And gnomish engineering is superior. It has x-ray specs, mind control caps, (chest localized) personal world shrinkers like the OP to name just a few. And if a device should fail, you end up with the best goblin engineering could come up with so it’s the best of both worlds

Go outside.
They're not that rare.

Can't wait for tinkers.

Not a fan. What's worse than gnomes? vulpera

Boy, I've got some bad news for you.

Harvins and Yordles are both pretty great. Draphs are a little taller, but fuck it, they count to me

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I want to _____ Poppy!

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Shortstack females are adorable. Goblin girls lately I've developed a thing for. Gnome females like op's are cute af too.

I want more of her.

Positive.

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Kys WoWfag.

What makes greenskins the best? Goblins and orcs alike.

Yes.

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[Hug]

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Short =/= Shortstack
She has no stack

Mating press.

What the fuck are those finger nails?

rape

They are made to be used as anal onaholes

my claws to scratch you with

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POTATO NO.

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Reminder that shortstacks are for manlets only. Leave us alone you faggots

Made for breeding

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Isn't that the dwarf from little big? She's a treasure.

Yep.

They are great

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Scratch all you want, you're still getting mashing-pressed

Cute potato

Elins have extremely fuckable thighs

Yes they are retard, fuck you

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[Fuck Tristana in front of]

Yes

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Ah a fellow lalafell enthusiast

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Ear nibble

People often complain when yet another MMO has a shortstack midget race
They never consider the suspicious fact that their asses are always the same size as a human's

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Would you?

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Yes, they rarely have nice proportions but this one and that other chick work.

Yes, yes i would. Very hard at that.

I want to marry and impregnate a Gnome.

What would a gnome - human hybrid look like?

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Shortstacks are the chodes of women

A manlet.