Kill poison enemy

Venom is extracted from live animals usually and you still need to synthesize the serum from that.

It has to resist its own poison, silly

>kill small woodland creature
>it drops currency of the realm and crafting material
>rare drop is an entire weapon five times its size

Git gud.

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>kill tree enemy
>it explodes

>kill a lion thingy
>it drops one tooth

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>kill user
>it drops nothing of value

Came here to say this

>kill swarm of insects
>drops an entire suit of plate armor

>Cut off monster's tail
>Carve 2 tails

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>kill enemy anywhere in the game
>go back to that spot at any point even after resetting the console and reloading save
>corpse still there
Why are new games so shit

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>get fatally wounded
>you are a female now

>kill a human enemy
>it drops poop

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>steal from machine enemy
>stole antidote x1

>kill extraordinarily rare, difficult to defeat enemy with glowing border and exotic name that looks as though it took a while to model, texture and animate
>drops 10 gold and wooden sword

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>Kill tree
>It drops a shield made by the main antagonist's multibilliontrilion dollar weapons manufacturing company that makes your guns do more damage

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>kill an enemy in a small underwater section
>it drops the strongest weapon in the game as a rare drop

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>kill animals to collect livers
>half the animals have no liver

I hope you're not implying that DAII was good

>kill ARPG enemy
>it drops 15 swords
>one of them is an ancient legendary weapon
>it causes "death" on that enemy type

1 and 2 are good, designed to be played coop though

>kill female enemy
>she drops panties

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>poison enemy doesnt drop antidote
>fucking die
fun game

>Kill a retard who spawns in the corner of the map only after you completed the quest there and backtracked to that point
>Most players would never have even met this fucker if he didn't drop the best gun in the game

DPUH

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t. died in Blighttown

This is a real game for the ps vita and it's awesome, definitely worth playing.

>kill moose
>it drops squirrel

>get one of the strongest weapons in the game during the prologue due to a loot table bug

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>kill demon enemy
>it drops holy water

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No it isn’t.

>kill poisoned enemy
>looting the corpse has a chance to inflict poison on you.

I know exactly what you're talking about

>fight cyclops
>use steal command
>Stolen: Cyclops' Eye (x2)
>fight continues as normal

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>kill final boss
>it drops nothing

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>beat npcs in a yugioh game
>they drop cards
Fuck yeah

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>kill yourself
>game over

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>THE BEE

>kill human enemy
>it drops bones
really freaks me out, like where did they get them and why were they carrying them around??

>kill final boss
>drops legendary gear and mirrion dorrah
>game ends
>no new game+ to spend your mirrion dorrah

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yeah that pisses me off

>Enemy drops literal shit

Did I fucking reach into this corpse's ass and pull it out? Always made me laugh that Dark Souls gave you actual feces as an reward for killing dudes

Savage Lee

i wish for a game where you can have shit as a super power

Yes

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When you die your sphincter relaxes and your corpse can easily shit himself so it's more like you get what they left in their underwear after die

>kill a Zebra
>doesnt drop any hooves

>Kill zebra
>Drops stripes

>It has to resist its own poison, silly

no it doesnt, poisonous animals usually have their poison stored in some shut off compartiment of their body and if that containment fails they poison themselves and die.

best part of ccg vidya

>kill final boss
>it drops huge piles of incredible loot
>game ends after final boss and you're brought to the main manu

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>Fight robot
>steal a vital part from it
>It instantly dies

thats bullshit, shitting is an active process, your rectum has to squeeze the shit out, so if youre dead youre not doing any shitting anymore.

>kill human enemy
>doesnt drop any of their equipment

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>enemy looks like a mummified humanoid
>they sometimes crawl at two legs
>they run at fucking mach speed
>they also shriek at ungodly frequencies
What the FUCK is FromSoftwares obsession with these types of fucking enemies?

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I assume you're talking about GOTY Harem Trigger.

On that note

>Kill a boss or finish really any scripted battle
>Drops all its loot on the ground
>Cutscene starts immediately after you beat it
>All its loot has dissappeared after the cutscene ends

>kill merchant
>1 gold

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>kill scorpion enemy
>get 39 million gold

>kill one of the most amazing looking enemy you have ever seen in the game
>it drops nothing special
>no quest for it, no part in the story, nothing

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>kill turd man in starbound
>it drops a gun
>gun is shit
checks out

>loot redditor
>brains: 0
>balls: 0

>kill enemy that uses a cool gun
>only drops ammo

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>kill merchant
>get indicted for killing 6 million merchants
>have to pay money to merchants 'till the end of time

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>Kill
>er is dead

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>pay trainer to boost my skills
>pickpocket the gold from him
>repeat

>merchant selling things I want
>kill him to get them for free
>his wares are nowhere to be found

>Kill merchant
>doesn't drop his inventory

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>kill skeleton enemy
>reanimate it as a zombie skeleton minion

>archer shoots you over and over in battle and clearly had a still full quiver of arrows
>drops 1-3 arrows every time

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>venomous animals inject proteins that fuck with blood clotting, breathing, blood pressure and whatever the fuck else
>venomous animal is immune to it
How the fuck does that even work? Like shit, its blood and muscles and lungs are made of the same stuff mine are.

>pickpocket an NPC's equipped clothes and weapons
>sell them back to him
the only fun thing to do in Skyrim

>area full of poison enemies early on in the game
>no money and can barely afford an antidote or two

>can steal the enemy's heart
>dies immediately

>kill poison enemy
>they drop 1 antidote
>you need 2 antidotes to cure yourself
I'm pretty sure this happens in DaS in Blighttown with purple moss

>can steal the enemy's heart
>forget about the main quest and go off to happily live together for the rest of your lives

you're either severely underage or severely retarded

>Kill beast
>[reanimate skeleton]

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>game has over 20 different types of poison
>each one of them has a different antidote
>panacea antidote is extremely rare and expensive

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>kill skeleton enemy
Delet

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>Kill enemy that is completely equipped on armor and weapons
>Drops fucking nothing

>Enemy got infinite ammo
>When killed it drops nothing and at best 1

>spider attack is poison
>blue herv can cure poison

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>enemy has an ability that lets him phase through walls
>steal it while he's phasing
>he dies immediately

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>Meet opponent on the moon
>Allegro con fuoco begins playing

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>kill thot enemy
>drops iPhone

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That's the best way
I have literally never survived dysentery in ADoM.

>Use flash to molest animal
>"WTF"

CUTE ELVES CUTE ELVES!

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thing is im betting killer is dead will still make more sense than death stranding

Nice.

>kill nigger enemy
>it drops a watermelon

>poison enemy rarely uses a paralysis attack
>paralysis cures poison
>kill poison enemy
>it drops antiparalysis
laughingpoisonlily.jpg

>enemy has double-barreled shotgun
>fires 3 times before reloading

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name one game nigger

>enemy is dissing your fly girl

>kill final boss
>it drops a unique and powerful weapon
>no NG+, cannot continue after the final boss and can only load a save before it

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>get crazy good weapon for the last boss battle
>no NG+, can't explore the world after

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Yeah, until evolution comes along and gives the animal immunity to its own poison.

>Kill final boss in an adventure game
>Game doesn't actually end
>Already finished all the sidequests beforehand, just walk around awkwardly for 5 minutes before quitting

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>kill enemy
>It drops two skulls

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>he has to squeeze his own shit out
Seek a doctor.

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>enemy has attack that inflicts sleep status
>no worries, character just sleeps for a couple of turns
>if at any point the whole party is asleep it's an instant game over

>player has triple-barreled break action shotgun
>holds three rounds, fires three times
>incremental ugrades to increase magazine capacity

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If an animal keeps killing its own to the point where it needs a resistance to its own venom, it doesn't deserve to last long enough to evolve

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>blow enemy head
>screams to death

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>attack merchant
>he whoops the parties asses

>Kill wolf enemy
>Drops coins

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Which game is that? I vaguely remember something similar

>the panacea antidote can be crafted by using one of every single other status cure item in the game
>which begs the question of why not just use the status cure items

Final Fantasy 10

>Kill enemy while they're taunting you
>Line continues after they die

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Ever heard of immune system?

>attack common food merchant
>he summons shadow people to annihilate you

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user why the fuck do you think babies shit out as soon their insides form the poop?

>encounter merchant
youtu.be/RZ40it6cKQw

>use a revival item on a undead enemy
>almost instantly dies

>reduce the enemy's entire body to ashes
>you can still take stuff from his corpse, even his entire outfit
Fallout can be weird sometimes

>every shooter
>shoot enemy's chest
>they don't die immediately

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>encounter sand shark
>battle it for two hours and nearly run out of healing items
>notice throw option on water bottle while digging in inventory
>throws water at sand shark and it melts and dies

In skyrim, pickpocketing a briarheart's heart cause him to instantly die

>game has a waifu
>can steal her heart
>relationship status: 100% instantly

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>kill enemy with four wings
>drop one wing scale

End my fucking life Peter

>kill female enemy
>loot her clothes

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WoW

goddamn this board

>enemy has an afro
>fire attacks set it on fire dealing damage every turn

Well, it's the FINAL boss, it's not like there's much to do after that ..... aside from maybe mundane postgame shit or new game plus, idk.

>healing spells do damage to undead

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>enter merchants shop
>murder him
>game lets you take everything he has for sale for free

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>Kill robot
>it drops a soul

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>Start quest for x amount of items
>Enemies suddenly drop this item, but only while the quest is still active

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Houkago Play is the only SFW manga that has ever made me so ridiculously hard

>kill another hunter
>they drop their bloody sperm

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>Quest: collect 5 bear asses
>kill 1 bear
>get 3 bear asses

>start quest to get a specific fish
>fish can only be fished during quest and serves no other purpose
Fuck you, Angler.

>defeat pokemon trainer
>they don't have to run to the pokemon center

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>kill monster
>reanimate it with animate skeleton spell
>a human skeleton explodes from its corpse

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>kill flesh creature
>it drops bone

>SSStylish boss without getting hit
>he defeats you in the cutscene

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being an animal is tough, so they become alcoholics

Ever heard of THIS?
*unzips dick*

its really fancy wood tho

>kill armored enemy in one shot with a bazooka
>drops his armor
>condition: 89%

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>quest to kill wolves that are harming an npc's sheep
>kill all of the wolves
>kill all of the sheep too and collect the meat
>npc gives you the full quest reward
>sell the sheep meat to a town merchant

Try playing this then.
tosiaki7.tumblr.com/post/86672048937/translation-complete-black-sempai

>kill skeleton enemy
>cast animate corpse on it
>a fleshy human zombie rises from the dead skeleton

>Enemy deals poison damage and you have to watch your health slowly go down
>Game has no antidotes or ways to regain health

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>enemy poisons you and doesn't drop antidote
>speedrun the rest of the game

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>Top three unfinished achievements are the Angler quests above 'do ten'
>Including all the boss & Terrarian achievements
200 is a fucking retarded number to expect of people, it just takes so much fucking time IRL

>kill ancient aztecan robot
>raise it as a spectre

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>enemy running around with good weapon
>kill them
>they don't drop their weapon
>later find that weapon
>now they start dropping that weapon because the game determined that it's okay for you to have it

fucking Plazma Burst 2
except they do actually drop the weapons, but you can't pick them up and use them yet because fuck you

>kill enemy
>can loot everything except his money

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Fuckin based elephant keeping roasties in check

>enter tomb sealed for ages
>find modern equipment

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lol

>the very picosecond his heart stops all of his stuff rusts into unusable shit that no vendor wants to buy

>venomous animal is immune to it
I think scorpions can actually die from their own venom.

stop killing my wife

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>Kill enemy who's been kicking your ass
>His weapon is shit

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AAAAAAA THIS PISSES ME OF GOD DAMN

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>kill enemy
>drops his weapon and entire set of armor
The fuck do I do with all this.

>kill female enemy
>she drops a penis

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>Enemy has a cooler weapon than you
>Can't loot it despite being able to see it lying next to him
The only game that ever had a story excuse for it was MGS4 but I don't even think it happened there

>venomous animal is immune to it

They usually aren't though. If two of the same species fight they can kill each other with their venom.

>How the fuck does that even work?

Because the venom is usually stored safely in some sac away from the vulnerable tissue.

>Kill random mook in the middle of nowhere
>Drops Legendary Demonic Greatsword Assmurderer 4000 +3

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Why the fuck would anyone make a game that does this? Why even waste the man hours programming it to be designed this way? It pisses me off every fucking time. If it's meant to troll the fuck out of the player then 10/10 they fucking nailed it.

Zhevra hooves

Some people IRL can have entire magazines emptied into them before they drop. Granted, even just two or three shots to center mass will kill someone after a while if not treated.

>Reach "end" of the game (sandbox)
>Get new tool
>42 uses
Fuck you, i'll keep throwing meteors to terraform shit

shut the fuck up giorno

xcom does this, alien weapons burst into fragments when you kill them

>kill random sniper enemy
> He drops rifle
> Turns out it's the rarest drop in the game and takes hundred upon hundreds of tries to get.
Worst part was I couldn't even use the damn thing on my character

>kill power armored enemies
>can't use their power armor

>kill enemy
>doesn't drop ammo

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>Kills an enemy by shooting them full of holes
>Wants the armor that is full of holes

>pickpocket fusion core
>works

>kill enemy in a survival horror game
>it drops ammo and mario coins
>pay 10,000 to kill a boss instantly
>it drops more than 10,000 when it dies

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Kek

name 5

>kill kike, grubber of money
>drops money

whats not to get OP

>get shot
>not be hauled to the medic, get your leg cut off and be physically and psychologically traumatised until commit sudoku 7 years later in a PTSD attack
Immersion ruined.

Is this perhaps you?

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Except they aren't.
Same reason your stomach can stand gastric juice but you're going for a wild ride if that ends up in any other tissue for more than a few seconds.

>enter long sealed ancient tomb
>has perfectly fresh food and modern day currency

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>doing dungeon
>having forking left or right path
>take left path
>encounter boss and can no longer travel back
>super rare item on right path is gone forever
>item on right path is actually prerequisite to crafting the best weapon in the game
>but because you never looted this item, enemies will not drop the rarest crafting materials in the game that is needed for all end game weapons for your squads
>you only find this out 40 hours later into the game because the dungeon was mid-game
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yes, and screencapping something like that only makes sense if you're seething about someone not liking RE4

>drop 2 nukes
>makes better games than the rest of the world

>use elemental spell
>don't electrocute, burn or freeze yourself

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>kill user
>drops spaghetti

So after Lonesome Road will New Vegas start producing anime?

>use mini nuke
>enemy still leaves a corpse
>don't die from radiation poisoning after looting the enemies corpse

>kill crummy Pokemon creature
>it drops water

New vegas with certain perks

Wut gayem

>get riddled with bullets
>hide behind a box for 2 seconds
>okay I'm good
>take a step
>get riddled with bullets again
>fuck it's time to go back behind the box again

>kill rat enemy
>it drops 1 humanity

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>Kill Enemy
>It doesnt die

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Shanoa is into some crazy shit.

>kill a piece of cloth
>it drops itself

Or he's suspicious over someone having shitposted about mario coins before
Using the same material repeatedly gets you noticed you fool, say super mushrooms or something next time

World of Warcraft had a bunch of elite enemies that aren't tied to quests, drop nothing of value, and aren't lucrative in terms of exp either.
I remember killing an elite shark in westfall and feeling massively disappointed that me and my bro didn't even get enough coins to make up for the potion he used.

>Enemy attacks you after you kill it

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dragon's dogma also did it

harpies drop panties at a super low chance

>Kill faggot
>Comes back as a ghost
>This happens multiple times
I bet Mantorok is behind this

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>kill a boss
>drops a rare card
>monster loots it
>teleports

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Holy shit, someone still remember that game

Ah yes, Ragnarok.

>kill enemy
>they win

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>Kill merchant
>Does drop inventory

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>Kill knight wearing full set of armor using axe.
>can only loot a rusty dagger

diavolo dies forever
jotaro dies in part 6

Homeopaths were right all along

>humans still seething about skeletons
Cope.

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>kill hard enemy meant to be a scripted death scene
>nothing drops
>game punishes you more by forcing you to die either way

You mean Dvorak's Symphony N.9

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>overhaul mod allows undead to come back several times
>no way to disable this
>destroying their skull and limbs doesn't stop a fresh NPC from spawning over their corpse

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That's a lot of nuts.

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I mean Allegro con fuoco you fag, it's the 4th movement that's the only one people ever play

Even worse,
>boss fight
>extremely hard
>almost kills you with 1-2 hits
>use up all your best healing tiems
>still lose
>cutscene
>turns out you were supposed to lose
>wasted all those items for nothing

Absolutely true, kind of weird when you consider the fact that they're one of the few venomous animals that can accidentally inject themselves with their own venom due to the shape of their tail.

>kill random undead soldier
>drops Old Loveletter

What are you going to do about it, pussy?

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>these white lines appearing on the border of images everywhere
where the fuck are you people downloading your images from? Is it an iphone thing? What the hell is going on and why is it everywhere now

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Probably crops from tumblr screencaps posted on facebook

>can rip out your enemy's heart and fucking eat it
Man playing a Herald of Xotli in Age of Conan was some fucking fun shit.

>poison enemies are a group of female assassins
>one notices your actions and feels that your in the right, she leaves antidotes in your bag when your not looking
>as game goes on she notices you as a hero and her clan as evil
>she murders her entire clan to keep you safe
>as she’s killing them she realizes that she ain’t doing this for morals, she’s doing this cause she loves you
> she decides to confess to you

>poison assassin #85 appears on your screen
>kill her instantly cause poison enemies are annoying
> drops antidote
Lol da fuc an antidote these game developers are dumb

>kill fire enemy
Get an item that boost water defense

>kill enemy
>drops unrelated object
>turns out it's an untranslatable japanese pun

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>kill enemy
>drops a ??????? item

>boss fight
>scripted and on a timer which a party member makes apparent they'll do something if that amount of time passes
>losing or letting the timer count down progresses the game as expected
>however if you beat the boss in the time limit, you get rare loot and a stat-up item as a bonus

>kill spider
>only drops one eye

a chest shot would drop anyone dead or alive

>finish a fire level
>reward: a fire-resistance armor set that is only really useful in fire levels
>there are no more fire levels

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>>venomous animal is immune to it
they usually aren't and just keep the venomy bits contained in a sac of some kind.

>boss fight
>too difficult, way harder than all the others fights before, there's no way you can win
>ah! it's probably one of those scripted fights you're supposed to lose!
>I'll just stand here and let it kill me
>game over
>what the?!

>stat-up item

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>cook meat in game
>well done steak is better than a rare one

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no one actually orders steak rare. it's a huge meme. Medium/medium well is the best steak

Rotmg

Ok, let's put it this way: if you're not an autistic retard you can see how a game would simplify the process of acquiring venom > creating an antidote by simply having a poisonous enemy drop an antidote

>kill hard enemy meant to be a scripted death scene
>drops a sword
>have to buy an expensive item to clean and use it
>immediately get a better one regardless of what happens
>even if you decide to use the boss sword, monsters in the next dungeon get healed by it's element

>kill loli
>drops loli porn

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But that defeats the point of the venom process entirely if you can cure it immediately.

>no one actually orders steak rare. it's a huge meme.
thats not true at all

Yeah but you got the sense of accomplishment.

>start shit
>didn't know how to debate
nuthin' personal kid

Cringe

>kill ethereal ghost
>it drops a severed hand

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I felt a sense of accomplishment when I ended my subscription during WotLK, yes. I learned to let go

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>Kill archer
>Drops a sword

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Depending on the game it might be less effort to have a normal win screen with loot and money then trigger the final cutscene, and putting items and other values into it would be trivial.

>heal undead
>they take damage
this the shit i like

Do you think having an explanation for how money drops work can add to the worldbuilding?

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i got it from Yea Forums.org/v/
dunno where that guy i saved it from took it

>open fancy locked chest
>three coins and an apple

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anime only fag deserves death.

no spoilers here

go away, antifa. Fucking scoundrel zoomer.

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>God of murder made currency of the current country and era drop when something is killed, proportional to strength
>God of good is just really desperate to get humans off their asses and rewards them for slaying monsters
>crystallized magic is both currency and fuel
Sci-fi just makes it easier with the "all knowing AI immediately knows and funds credits to your account upon kill"

Have sex.

Her actual name is Paladion.

>kill cow
>it drops bottled milk

??????

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Honestly what the fuck were they thinking giving that stupid staff 42 uses.
And to think we were supposed to becomes gods ad the end of the game. Smh

The entire game is wasted potential, honestly, the staff is just 1% of it

apex predator baby

Why didn't the grox just steal the Staff of Life and deplete all of its ammo?

>kill character
>apologizes to you

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>there are actually people in this very thread that don't know most venomous animals create their own anti-venom
That said, most would not be harvestable.

That actually makes sense. Lots of antidotes come from the venom some creatures produce.

I think the last game I played that did this was FF 12

>Kill a super wealthy person.
>Drops 23 copper.

Pretty sure you can eat rare/burnt steaks faster in mhw, so there's that

>In universe that is a lot of money
>People are blown away that you can just give them 3000 gold
>You have hundreds of thousands from killing frogs

I wanted to see him suck up her phone

>kill skeleton
>drops ancient sword of a lost dead hero from the God Wars who slaughtered thousands and is one of the best PvP weapons in the game worth millions of gold

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>also obtain tail as a quest reward

>Kill non-tree enemy
>It drops its nuts

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>apex predator
>dies to venom so easily he needs god to make them drop the cure rather than create them himself

I always wonder how you can even carry that much
>roguelike
>find a wishing well
>wish for a million gold
>die instantly from being crushed under thousands of gold coins

>Venom is stored
In the balls

>kill tree enemy
>it explodes for massive damage

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>can loot weapons from enemies
>can't loot armour
>"get yourself a piece of armour" is a quest that basically defines your progression

Fuck Moero Chronicle, those fuckers didn't even attempt to localize the enemy names and other shit like the "Dark History Status"

>you are the chosen hero
>end of the game
>right before the final boss fight
>the boss is about to bring about the end of the world if you don't stop him
>literally everyone and everything will die
>the entire world is counting on you
>merchants will still charge you gold for everything
>lose because you ran out of potions

video games aren't real life bud it's more like
>apex predator creates entertainment media in form of a video game where the antidote anesthetizing process is simplified

>you play as the king/prince/princess of the land
>you start the game with 100 gold
>merchants charge you for everything
>you have to get gold from looting rats and slimes

more like
>apex predator's apex smart men create a game for enjoyment
>apex predator's apex weak and dumb men play the game and feel good about getting injected with lethal amounts of poison but it's ok because it dropped the antidote anyways

>while playing blind, forget where I had to go and go back to the ice area
>a bunch of red dots on my map
>get the dpuh version of the gun
>carries me to final boss despite being 20 levels below everything
That gun is retard strong.

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>item can be given to a character to permanently improve your healing ability
>or can be used from your inventory to heal you once
>run out of health on your first playthrough and use it to heal then die anyway

You don't use stat boosters the moment you get them?

>steal from merchant
>get absolutely fucking destroyed

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name 1 (one) game

Most poisonous animals can die from their own venom: snakes eat snakes, spiders eat spiders. It's like saying a man with a gun is more likely to survive bullet wounds.
Venom is produced and stored on specialized organs made to contain it. Sometimes, the venom doesn't actually exist inside the animal, only the ingredients to make it, and only when it's delivered is it combined to become dangerous.
It's like your intestines, they are choke full of bacteria and pathogens from your shit, you can live with it, and you have a method to get your shit and all it's shit out of your body, but if your colon ruptures and it spill out you'll be pretty dead soon.
Venom immunity has little to do with what venom your body produces, like how Sea turtles are immune to jellyfishes and clown fish to anemone. It's a trait they evolved to adapt to a niche.

>how can they eat their prey, then?
Because different venoms act on different organs. Animals that use poison to hunt use venoms that can be easily neutralized by gastric juices, sometimes even water or saliva can do the trick; so they use the bloodstream to get the poison directly to the target organs. Animals that use toxins that require to be ingested use it for defense and are usually incompatible with the host's own biology, or there's immunity involved when the animal isn't actually producing the venom but hosting bacteria that do, which is also used for defense.

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>kill an ancient evil undead overlord boss
>drops absolute shit loot and useless weapons
Because he lived thousands of years ago and everything made now is objectively superior due to technological advancement

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it truly is a mystery user

>kill enemy
>drops quest item
>you can't remove it from your inventory

>kill final boss
>corpse lands on dropped loot

>You need the nuts to get to the next area

>Standard mook enemy is spraying at you for 10 minutes straight
>kill him
>next identical enemy comes up to you and doesn't get a shot off
>kill him
>drops 9 bullets

>said poison enemy can get himself or a friendly poisoned by accident
>that's what the antidote was for

>kill a some random undead midget frog
>drops a weapon 4x its size

Nobody cares you autistic fag

>prison level
>trash mobs always drop soap

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learn to crop your shit retard, it can't be that hard to do on your phone

>kill wolf
>it drops currency

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That is on big pussy

The sponge block in minecraft is as useful for function as it is useless for aesthetics.

It always really bothers me to think about the fact that there are bacteria inside my body. Its already a bit weird when you actually think about how youre just a bundle of cells but at least those are all being controlled by a central system, the bacteria are just wiggling around down there

I take screencaps with the snippet tool on my pc and I don't crop them if I don't get them perfectly right.
Because I'm not an absolute sperglord.

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That just means they need more petting and cuddling.

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>brony
>doesn't care about quality
It adds up

>enter long sealed ancient tomb
>It's extremely high tech

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You didn't like Might and Magic, user?

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You know what's even creepier? The bacteria in your gut, while not receiving any direct orders from your brain themselves, have the ability to send messages and influence your brain to take decisions that can affect your metabolism and even personality, and they constantly do so to protect their own interests, that is, the type of food you eat. The only way you can exert any control over them is by diminishing their population, which requires you to eat not the foods they feed of, which are also the foods you crave the most (though, not to the point that another type of bacteria becomes abundant and takes over).
But the notion that all your body is controlled by a central system is also only half-true. In reality, your brain is composed of two entities that maintain constant communication and are so used to the other part that they cannot fathom the concept of individual without the other, yet, studies show that when the connection is weakened, each side of your brain can take decisions on it's own, separate and even in contradiction of the other.

Have fun sleeping tonight.

>Kill Giant monster
>Drops equipment for humanoids

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>let's his imagination and base emotions take over all his senses due to small, irrelevant details
Never change, Yea Forums.

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>kill skeleton enemy
>it drops a carapace

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That's not creepy. Those microbes have evolved to produce chemicals that your digestive system absorbs which creates specific feedback for your central nervous system, which has evolved to respond to that. The response triggers a metabolic reaction that produces chemicals that those microbes have evolved to feed off of. It's not bacteria talking to your brain and your brain obeying. It's bacteria doing the things that maximize their survival, and unknowable trillions of generations of those bacteria have died not doing the right thing until eventually one mutated into doing the right thing.

>kill flesh enemy
>still drops bones

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>get touched by enemy
>take damage

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>Kill a female NPC in boob plate armor
>armor fits male PC and has no boob plate

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>Kill carnivorous plant
>It drops shoes

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I always gather them up and just store them cause I'm never sure which character to give it to and only use them all right before the final fight.

this but unironically

>It's not bacteria talking to your brain and your brain obeying
Well, obviously, I was being melodramatic.
Clearly, the bacteria aren't aware of what they do or how it affects their host; the only care that they produce a chemical that rewards them with food. Still, the macroscopic effect is much the same: Stool transplants and gastrointestinal infections can drastically change the population of your gut bacteria which can in turn affect your decision-making process due to the dominant colonies influencing your brain to eat the foods that maximize their survival and growth, ultimately you can choose not to give in to your carvings, but individuals don't have the same capacity to do so. There aren't trillions of bacteria dying everytime they enter an individual person, the adaptations on both parties happened on the species level.

>kill crummy pokemon creature
>it drops a pail of water

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>first level is a dungeon
>first weapon is a stick
>first armor is a torn tunic
>first enemies are rats

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this always fucking bothered me in MH. Maybe I'm just retarded

>open a chest
>it's empty

>I did all that... for nothing.

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