2 more DLC slots left you fucking doubters. Be prepared
2 more DLC slots left you fucking doubters. Be prepared
Jason Bell
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Angel Torres
honestly since banjo got in, i no longer have anyone to fight against.
i whole heartedly welcome Steve to smash
Ryder Phillips
but why? pretty much any pick would be better.
Xavier Nelson
Eat shit Stevefags
Nicholas Torres
This.
Banjo's already in. He was my most wanted. I don't give a fuck if Peter Griffin and Sans Undertale are the next characters.
James Young
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day after Steve (yes, this default placeholder skin from minecraft) got BTFO! Make sure to laugh at stevefags while they are still in denial.
>But there are 2 slots left.
Nintendo WONT choose default skin from FOTM game (that literally has 0 impact in his own franchise) over loved video game characters like Crash, Spyro, Geralt, Doomguy or Rash.
>But it was just a joke. Guys it wasn't serious...
Your goddamn tantrum over banjo in smash is documented.
youtu.be
Deal with it
Leo Morgan
None of which are Steve.
Mason Torres
Faggot
James Cook
based
Dylan Ward
Imagine if it's actually steve? Wasn't steve a "leak" character just like banjo? They even took the meme troll approach in banjo trailer.
Benjamin Mitchell
>Geralt
People want him?
Jaxon Martinez
>Steve
>Beloved by hundreds of millions, known throughout the world
>B*njo and K*zooie
>literally boomer mascot cereal characters
Nathan Fisher
>doomguy
god i hope hes in
Asher Hill
redditors, maybe
Chase Collins
No, they just think he's an "icon" and also Witcher 3 is on Switch now so they think he's DEFINITELY coming. It would be a fucking atrocious pick though, peak zoomer character.
Grayson Bennett
Based bandibro
it's time
Asher Hill
Steveposting is the stupidest, most unfunny form of rosterfagging I have ever witnessed. Worse than Geno. Worse than Goku.
Gavin Wright
My gut has been right about Ridley, K. Rool, and Banjo. Hope it's right this time too.
David Hall
>yfw these brainlets still think that steve has a chance
cope harder, bitches!
Tyler Rogers
it's meant to troll rosterfags like you. mission accomplished
Adrian Watson
Enjoy the ride
Isaac Bennett
ill feed your gut whatever it takes to get doomguy in.
Ayden Hughes
Nobody's laughing, nobody is taking it seriously. Why still do it? Why are you wasting your time?
Luke Gray
>purple wumpa juice
nice
Colton Nelson
David Young
I wonder what the wumpas taste like
Zachary Nguyen
Bros? Is Banjo really that beloved in the west?
I unironically never heard of him until I'm 20 years old. Non of my friends ever played his game and nobody ever mentioned it before this whole smash thing happens where I'm from.
Austin Mitchell
I laughed
Cooper Sullivan
underage senses tingling
Gavin Perez
Not everyone knows who Banjo is
Aaron Brooks
Yep, I'm thinking he's in.
Robert Williams
my mom does, why dont you? arent you a gamer?
Xavier Bailey
My mom doesn’t know who Banjo is, but she knows who Rayman is
Aaron Powell
you grew up wiith a ps1?
Oliver Johnson
Have you ever been to Asia?
Nobody know who Banjo is there.
Chase Morris
I played it on the Jaguar
Jonathan Price
he's not getting in
based
probably like mangoes
Ryan Garcia
Steve is not beloved by hundreds of millions.
These hundreds of millions loves Minecraft but fuckton of people from that group doesn't even give a single fuck about Steve. Steve is literally a souless default skin(what somehow got name) what's purpose is to be replaced.
Steve has no impact in his own series. He is not important in his series.
Crash bandicoot without crash won't be crash bandicoot
Rayman series without Rayman won't be Rayman
Medievil without sir Daniel fortesque won't be medievil.
But Minecraft without Steve will be the same Minecraft.
Nathan Taylor
Asia is poor as fuck it’s to be expected
Jackson Harris
Gay forced meme.
Henry Williams
Explain why little kids buy Steve toys?
Sebastian Carter
Villager says hi
Jose Collins
Villager is from a Nintendo game.
Moreover, he fulfills the exact same role Steve does, making Steve even more unlikely.
Jaxson Allen
>Asia is poor as fuck
>rank at number 2 and 3 top spot
Uhhhh, what?
Lincoln Scott
Because he comes with the set. Notice how for the End set, the final boss of Minecraft, Steve is replaced.
Isaac Diaz
Cus it's MINECRAFT TOY. Kids the same way buy creeper or enderman toys.
And well of course makers of Minecraft toys will make protagonist toy using default skin.
Aaron Fisher
>Unlock ingame skin
>Replaces the default steve skin in the fucking game
Jesus Christ
Evan Foster
>Steve is on the front of the box.
Steve is the face of Minecraft.
Luis Hill
Steve appears in just about every LEGO Minecraft set and explain this
Nolan White
ETIKA IS A FUCKING DEAD ASS NIGGA
Jose Thompson
Yes Steve is the default skin, why it that bad?
Elijah Walker
Zachary Butler
There are skin sets you can buy separately to replace Steve and Alex with more interesting characters. A steve mini figure is as special as the Thomas that comes in every train set.
Evan Flores
That's a nice rhyme.
Some one should make a rap song about this.
Julian Gonzalez
Those look pretty cool and I don’t know why your trying to prove that Steve is a default skin when that’s what he is
Joshua Baker
NOO DELETE THIS! STEVE ISNT SUPPOSED TO GET HIS STAND ALONE LEGO FIGURE
Jaxon Williams
Im with you.
Eli Davis
Take my energy Steveposter
Cooper Parker
BROS! STEVE IS ON SOCKS NOW!
Nolan Bell
Couldn't be happier with Banjo. Sure, I could think of more characters I'd want, but they're already deconfirmed and wont have a chance to be considered again unless there's another game. I don't care who the remaining two are, because the bear and bird are in.
Colton Reyes
Post yfw you are not a Stevefag
Landon Cook
I am a Stevefag
Jace Lopez
>Beatoriche
Do people want her in Smash?
Jayden Sullivan
how unfortunate
Kayden Jackson
Stevebro reporting in.
Tyler Johnson
Reminder that this model of Steve was made by discord specifically to troll and cause problems for Yea Forums.
Ryan King
I honestly can't remember the last time I had Steve as the skin. I know him more as Mr. Minecraft thanks to Super Meat Boy.
Ryan Mitchell
How so?
Gavin Ramirez
>muh witches
>muh commies
>muh sjw’s
>muh discord
So why was the render file posted here
Isaiah Lewis
Christopher Allen
>Only OC Banjofags can make is le boomer xd
Riveting
Nolan Hill
>trying to make people forget and deflect after the proof has been shown so many times
Jaxson Cooper
Noah Stewart
Mason Allen
>Yes I'm a cuck! And I'm proud of it, too!
Jordan Cruz
Explain why Steve isn't in Minecraft Dungeon?
Explain why Steve won't be the main character in the Minecraft movie?
Ryder Green
Steve fucks more women then banjo
Ryan Phillips
They didn’t wanna use him, ask Mojang I’m not Mojang
Ryan Carter
>AAAAAAAARRRGH GET OUT OF MY HEAD BANJO! STOP LIVING RENT FREE IN THEEEEEERE!!
Austin Williams
steve is a fictional character
Luis Ross
Steve is never going to be in smash
Landon Reyes
Reverse Steve with banjo and it’s perfect
Aaron Scott
>i-i'm different gias.
Get fucked all the same. The only good Steve is a dead one, you're no different.
Isaac Ramirez
Mad
Dylan Ortiz
Coupe
Bentley Hill
Says the one who seethed for months straight over a block man
Thomas Clark
I'm kinda partial to this piece of banjo O- OH WAIT OHNONONONONONONONONO
Alexander Diaz
Angel Bailey
Not OC
Blake Edwards
who gives a shit if Steve gets in at this point, we already got Banjo
Joseph Lewis
Steve? More like Seethe
Eli Morales
Continue to fight the good fight
Jaxson Carter
Foolish mortals.
Steve has no soul, has no legacy so he doesn't belong to smash DLC slot.
Steve is not important even in his own games.
There are already candidates who have alot of soul, who have legacy. And foolish mortals dare to think I will waste limited slots for souless skin because game he is from has high population statistics.
I have an advice for you you foolish steveposting mortals. You better hide in shadows and stop acting like I am about to waste dlc slot for your default skin. AND MAYBE... MAYBE I will put your steve in smash in unknown future when I won't have anything else to put and Steve won't be consumed by void called time.
Joseph Sullivan
shit, really? couldn't tell
Adrian Perry
Bentley James
Banjofags who are still angry at Steve because he caused them to have many sleepless nights
Xavier Gray
Underage and posted from a mud hut
Landon Long
Sebastian Evans
Steve is neither, but prepare for her BAYOEN
James Bennett
Thanks Three Dog.
Jeremiah Baker
Jace Flores
William Fisher
Parker Martinez
Dylan Thomas
There is zero shame in supporting Minecraft’s Steve as a smash brother
Charles Phillips
>tfw Banjofag, Stevefag, and Chieffag
Jack Davis
This guy sends all his posts to the steveposting discord before posting here and needs everyone’s approval before he’ll post anything it’s really sad
Thomas Roberts
underrated
Michael Sullivan
prepared for chosen undead? absolutely!
Carson James
You know what the saddest thing about Minecraft is? You need to mod it.
Sure you can play, "Vanilla" but it's lacks so much actual content and variety, not to mention any updates only add trivial boring things that tend to make things worse.
No, if you want to actually enjoy Minecraft, you have to change the entire game and add new mechanics (some of which were promised a long time ago) to make it fun.
Isn't that just the saddest thing? Imagine if Mario, Doom, Crash, and Dark souls were only fun after getting a mods. It'd make you wonder why you even liked it to begin with.
It dosen't help that Minecraft is so outdated, you'd think they would start making a version that didn't run on Java and took advantage of more modernized methods. Though, you know Microsoft; all console, no games. They'll never make a Minecraft 2 as well you know, they'll just add one or two new mobs every 6-9 months to minecraft and call it a big game changer. But when Minecraft finally dies, it dies.
Luckily though for you minecraft lovers there are no actual contenders for minecraft, at least I don't think there's going to be any contenders anytime soon, right?
Alexander Taylor
...
Bentley Carter
>we lost, time to cope
>instant screeching
Holy kek
Adrian Myers
Based
Matthew Morris
based
>Chosen Undead revealed at the VGAs
>Doomguy revealed at the 2020 January Direct
Evan Edwards
the last two are
>doomslayer
>a swordsman
no steve
Isaiah Walker
>he
Benjamin Hill
cringe
Nolan Bell
Aaron Adams
I'm a doombro but sammy belongs to falcon.
Wyatt Robinson
It's great how BitF is so universally loved.
Levi Price
>STILL TRYING
We know Crash and a fighting game female is in.
STEVEY. STEVEY. COPE. AND. SEETHE-IE
Logan Johnson
Reminder, Nintendo, Sakurai, Rare and Microsoft BTFO'd Stevefags MULTIPLE ways.
Stevefags made fun of and said the following:
>Banjokes want everyone to clap and welcome Banjo home
They literally did that in his reveal twice.
>He'd make realistic bear noises
>Grant Kirkhope wouldn't do the music
>It'd just be Banjo, no one else.
>Japan hates him
>People don't know him
>Sakurai wouldn't consider Banjo at all
>Banjo's not relevant
Oh man, how hard can the Stevefags get blown the fuck out?
Nicholas Lewis
>there's literally videos of stevefags screeching like retards
Blake Scott
>fighting game female
that twitteral who said he doesn't know anything at least like 5 times and even moved his account to get away from smashfaggotry
Mason Johnson
It's not Steve, it's all that matters. So sick of this shit.
Grayson Brooks
Thomas Stewart
Alright
i just don't want those smashboardsfags to shit up another thread over that guy
Austin Reyes
>minecraft steve is still making smashies seethe weeks after he was deconfirmed
How does he do it?
Hunter Nguyen
William Brooks
>seethe
Laughing at someone who tormented this board for half a year = seething?
Chase Ramirez
>one of the few vidya webcomics that aged well
>ended before it ran out of ideas
it's very admirable
James Smith
>letting yourself be tormented by minecraft steve for a year
Blake Torres
Oliver Gutierrez
Steve’s gonna be a mii costume DLC when Banjo releases
Dylan Hernandez
Um sweaty.. Diamond swords.
Jonathan Fisher
>tormented
Sure it was fucking annoying and unfunny but I'd have a wank and totally forget about it. I don't let autistic chan boards ruin my day.
Jayden Brown
>FOTM game
Jaxson Jenkins
Nah
Samuel Ramirez
you're not getting in fuck off
Owen White
doesn't this model have a penis?
Nathaniel Gomez
>Mai
lmao no. The next fighting game getting representation in Smash is gonna be one of Bamco’s, most likely Tekken, most likely Heihachi.
Chase Long
>Mai
>Heihachi
Dylan Lee
They had a "wumpa fruit" scented air freshener that came out as a preorder bonus for CTR Nitro Fueled. It was actually mango passionfruit scented, though, so I imagine they taste similar.
Zachary Lee
knowyourmeme.com
reading about memes in an objective, wikipedia-like tone really helps drive home how dumb and unclever they are
Brandon Price
How to out yourself as a boring unimaginative loser 101
Jacob Taylor
Cecil Harvey (Final Fantasy IV)
Sans (Undertale)
Ryan Anderson
They made that themselves, what did you expect?
Ian Brown
Capcom’s got plenty already bruh.
Connor Lopez
>know your meme
3kole5 is a cuck. He bans you for posting memes of trannies.
Matthew Fisher
>finally! little billy and little susie get to play as a demon girl with her tits hanging out that wants to rape mario and zelda!
You can >bayonetta me all you want, Bayo would blush at the sheer lengths of degeneracy this skanklord hath committed.
Dylan Powell
Goddamnit, they're here