O Theory: The Theory that suggests that every DLC Fighter will have O in their name
JOker
HerO
BanjO-KazOOie
Piranha Plant doesn't count because he was a Pre-Order Bonus
O Theory (Theory for the Smash Ultimate Fighter Pass)
Have sex.
sans Oh baby Oh yeah
He's in
lOuie
This is a stretch.
Here's my E theory
jokEr
hEro
kazooiE
The character? none other than paulinE
ScOrpion and SOra.
chOsEn undEad
>Piranha Plant
Piranha Plant's Japanese name is Pakkun FlOwer, so it still passes.
I think that the most likely choices are SOn GOku and HOmer SimpsOn. The only part where this theory falls apart is that it doesn't account for Sans Undertale, who's probably a lock. However, Sans' theme, MegalOvania, has an O, so it might still work.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
feed your fish
gOku
Crash BandicOOt
>GenO
I'm thinking he's in.
>patterns
OP
what about the vowel theory???
GenO
WalOOigie
Holy fuck, you might be onto something here, OP.
>here's this theory
>but this one character that doesn't support it obviously doesn't count
C'mon. Like how fucking stupid do you have to be? And O's are a vowel they're going to be pretty fucking common so the next characters might just have O's in their name anyway, but not because its planned. For fucks sake.
gOku
>faggOt
Utterly pathetic.
Crash BandicOOt
Crash BandicOot
Yeah I'm thinking he's in.
My theory is the cloaca theory. In some form or another, every DLC fighter will have a cloaca.
>Piranha Plant has a lot of reptilian elements - if it doesn't have a cloaca, Petey Piranha probably does.
>While Joker doesn't have a cloaca, as non-humans, both Morgana and Arsene do.
>The Dragon Quest logo is a bird, which have cloacas. Slime is malleable and potentially has one also.
>Kazooie has a cloaca. My dog has a penis so I imagine bears do too, so Banjo probably doesn't.
I think this is where we should be looking for future DLC.
Vowel Theory:
all of the DLC Fighters have at least 1 vowel in their name.
jOkEr
hErO
bAnjO-kAzOOIE
Therefore I can conclude that Op is a nIggEr
All of the characters in the game use colors. Therefore Crayola will be the next company to be represented in Smash.
Op, yOu're a faggOt
JokEr
HEro
Banjo-KazooiE
REimu
ArlE
>Terry BOgard
He's in.
You’re a coot
pOrky
Yugi MutO
Jesus Christ. How is that allowed on a fucking blue board?
LeOn
HOrnet
Space InvadOrs
this is literally the dumbest theory I have ever heard.
HE'S FUCKING IN BROS
>MOINCRAP Steve
He's in bros
So you’re saying Sans confirmed?
Why do you think Nintendo would ever do that? Like how would they benefit from the decision?
>has an e and an o in the name
>from a very popular game
i can't believe minecraft stove is going to be in smash guys
ur mOm
>We’re back to bullshit theories instead of dicksucking insiders
I like it