Is this really all it takes to sell you a game? Why are weeaboos so pathetic? Why do you have such low standards?

I just love autistic crafting, senpai. The thighs are a plus, I was going to buy the game anyway.

Because it reminds them that they will never pass.

They primarly consume anime as their main media. It basically requires you to have low standards.

kek

this unsold me on the entire series because atelier ryza was announced before lulua released in the west, so i decided to pirate them from now on.

>IF YOURE NOT BUYING MY ANIME TRASH, THAT MEANS YOU'RE BUYING THE TYPICAL AAA TRASH!

No wonder you guys are the laughing stocks of any community. Even furries are more respected than you lot.

>Seriously, please crawl out of your basement and find a girl
you roasties are getting pretty desperate

The funny thing is that the cute anime girl game has tighter, more responsive controls than the ND game. Senran, Bullet Girls, Onechanbara all DON'T have ice-skate sliding to the nearest enemy. They also respond right away instead of having a half second delay from input to motion so they can play some shitty start moving animation.
They also don't try and lock you into some forced animation locking where you lose control so they can show you some super detailed melee finisher. Everything you do is on you not the game taking control from you.

hotpants

Yes user, the newest installment of a long running niche JRPG series is selling ONLY on the MC's design, certainly not due to the fact that gameplay wise it fills is a very specific niche that loyal fans enjoy or anything. You're very smart.

I feel bad for all the Atelier fans who are now overrun with cumbrains.

>Skinny.
>Young.
>Well endowed.
>Happy about life.
Yeah, I wonder as well user.

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wherever you came from, i suggest you return and don't look back

>No wonder you guys are the laughing stocks of any community in ResetEra
Fixed, and let's be honest. Does anyone REALLY care what a tranny thinks?

no way fag

I have never played a single Atelier game. Should I play this one since I am legitimately in love with Ryza?

>Roasties desperate

They don't have to try. It's you who should worry about his future as a lonely virgin incel.

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All I want is a slice of life Atelier game about time management and seasonal events with writing and tone on par with Spice and Wolf.

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you stupid fucking kids. do you even know what thicc is? fucking morons.

Porn addiction

I like pretty women in my video games, on my television, and in my house. Whats not to understand?

Really depends. It's plainly written for preteen girls and seems to jump art-wise between being for preteen girls and thirsty weebs. There was a time management aspect to all your days but as the series went on they made it easier and easier to the point it's non-existent now.
I tried playing Ayesha and truly tried to enjoy it overall but I couldn't continue after a while.

I don't get this line of thought. If the person isn't depressed and is instead apathetic about getting laid they have nothing to worry about. On the contrary a roastie who's biological clock is ticking away has plenty to worry about. You aren't speaking any sense.

It doesn't mean fat whale like you're trying to imply. No one with a well functioning brain likes obese slags.

I fucking hate the thicc spelling. You know where the cc spelling come from? It comes from the fucking crips, do weeaboos think they're cooler if they speak like gangbangers or what?

Not him but I have yet to meet a woman I'd actually want to date since becoming an adult. There are legitimately no women worth dating around.
That and I doubt they would want me anyway.

where the fuck do you think you are

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>That and I doubt they would want me anyway.
You'd be surprised.

>OMG it has a minority it! Game good!
Is that really all it takes to sell you a game? Why are SJWs so pathetic? Why do you have such low standards?

For me it's furry girls.

I've met one and she's a moe as fuck small asian girl. Even then, the "have sex" thing is bullshit. Sex isn't some mind altering magical hypnotic substance. You won't magically hate everything sexy once you've had it. I spend time with her, then I play lewd fanservice games and watch ecchi anime. I've got OLL on preorder. What you like is what you like, nothing will change that.
Anyone who thinks sex changes how you perceive what you like is a braindead retard who either is so devoid of a unique personality they have no tastes of their own and through their own narcissism and vanity they believe they are the status quo, or they still put sex on a pedestal because they haven't had sex because they think it's that powerful.

Most people are either in a constant state of desperately hungry for the sex they are not getting, or trying to use sex as a form of currency to get what they want.

trannys have the same voting power as u

Plumpy

There is a lot of talk about how it supposedly changes how you see yourself and/or the world. Makes you more confident, and people talk about how it changes your "aura," that people can tell whether you are a virgin or not.
I dunno. I'll be 30 in five months and I've never done it, but I've lived this long without it and I don't see myself as terribly missing out on life without it. Like I said, I have yet to even meet a girl I liked enough to try to date.

>Thicc thighs
>Massive thigh gap

Pick one

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I wonder how many people will drop this shit when they understand that it's a part of the yurishit franchise.

This is absolutel bull shit. Sex is fine and all but absolutely nothing changes about you after you've had it.

>thicc thighs with just the smallest gap under the hips
Too bad most girls are just fat instead of working out.

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You'e implying half the faggots gushing over her will buy the game in the first place. Or if they do they'll bitch about how hard it is because it's not a mindless buttonmasher like Nier or the other games they buy solely because they're frustrated virgins

>thot
underage b&s do't have a say. get the fuck off of my board. NOW.

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I liked the older game, but the newer ones are dumbed down and just full of yuri pandering last I checked.
The time elements were so dumbed down that you couldn't even really mess up anything.

my wife unironically likes anime shit more than I do, she also unironically plays fucking neptunia trash despite me relentlessly mocking her shit taste, she has a full case of figures and i tell her that this is the millennial weeb equivalent of my grandma's hummels and when she's old like my grandma was she'd be picking which one of our kids should get which one of her vintage xenosaga/strike witches figures when she dies.

neither of us are fat/ugly neets btw

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I mean, the confidence thing I understand but they act like it changes your entire being like how having sex makes you not care about censorship of anime titties. That's total bullshit.
The aura thing is also BS. I know because it's all about how you carry yourself. Fit and looking reasonably confident and chicks will think you get pussy. I was more autistically interested in making games so I actually did ignore some advances. Felt nothing about sex and parents were the one's pushing me to go and date.
The way I see it is if you haven't had it, the value of it is non-existent as you can't value it on other's interpretations as everyone has different experiences so there's no meaning to having it or not. You're not missing out on anything because that thing may not even be good or it may not be as good as jacking off. It's all about your mindset and it sounds like you have a very health mindset on the matter. I wish you luck on your path to wizardhood, user.

It doesn't mean fat... but stupid fucking kids think it applies to anyone they wish they could have. I had some dipshit kid screaming about how "thicc" Alibi was in R6 Siege - fucking idiots.

>Pick one
>in fantasy
You are the big gay.

Nah, I look for cute furry girls in a game. That's how you know the devs are taking it to the next level.

Who said I was gonna buy it? I was just gonna jerk off to the porn.

Where does this stereotype of trannies feeling sexually inadequate compared to anime girls come from? Trannies fucking love weebshit just as much as incels do. It explains why the two utterly despise each other so much.

Sounds like you lucked out. Having a judgemental normie wife would be a bigger problem.

I don’t know. The games have tons of unskippable cutscenes which are pretty damn bad and long winded. The controls are shit. The dialogue is crap. The art style is pretty and so are the girls. Synthesizing may be fun but I couldn’t bear to play the game more than an hour so I’m not sure.

I don't know. Probably the same reason why your so pathetic that you actually took the time to make an entire post complaining about thighs and weeaboos. What kind of a pathetic person does that? You. That's who.

I think sexual attractivity is still a less pathetic selling point than celebrities being featured in a game

Thanks.
It just doesn't bother me very much that I haven't had it, because I've never met someone I really wanted it from. If I ever met that person, then I would definitely like to have it. But until then it's not a big deal to me.

Chubby chasers have no standards or intelligence. Don't expect animals to think.

>weaboos
If anything the thicc meme is for normalfags, weaboos have been playing atelier since forever for the flat chests and implyed yuri and only now it got mayor coverage

Nah, otherwise I'd be playing gachashit. She does have a fantastic pair of thighs but I'm not into atelier games.

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And that's the best mindset to have, user. Value yourself and focus on being happy, not just appealing to the status quo. Enjoy your life.

you forgot actual woman

Why are there so much fanart of this bitch? There's about as many entries on Gelbooru as previous games in the series and the game isn't even released yet.

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If you don't like hot anime chicks guess what, your gay.

based

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