Link hate thread

Yeah, fuck Link!

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Pride month's over, gayboys. Back to the closet.

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I can't stand twinklink, even Link from WW was more masculine

>another gay Link smut thread

>I would fuck Link but he's a boy so I hate him!
Pathetic

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Link is terrible. Boycott BOTW. Nintendo can't keep getting away with this.

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based and gaypilled

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Fujos.

Why?
Because he is androgynous by design so that anybody playing can feel comfortable self-inserting as him.
time.com/4369537/female-link-zelda/

>“Back during the Ocarina of Time days, I wanted Link to be gender neutral. I wanted the player to think ‘Maybe Link is a boy or a girl.’ If you saw Link as a guy, he’d have more of a feminine touch. Or vice versa, if you related to Link as a girl, it was with more of a masculine aspect. I really wanted the designer to encompass more of a gender-neutral figure. So I’ve always thought that for either female or male players, I wanted them to be able to relate to Link.”

>“During the development of Twilight Princess, I went a different route and created a version of Link that was more masculine. But after Twilight Princess I went back to the drawing board and decided Link should be a more gender-neutral character. Hence I created the version of Link that you see in Breath of the Wild. As far as gender goes, Link is definitely a male, but I wanted to create a character where anybody would be able to relate to the character.”

“So that’s why I think the rumor went around that Link could be a female. Because maybe the users were able to relate in that way.”

Unfortunately he went way too far with BotW Link, because he's turned into a twink icon.

This threads have made me despise Link despite being bi. Why the fuck do you keep spamming them every three hours? Don't you have anything better to do during the day? Kill yourself.

Link was already a twink icon before BotW.

Link is a bitch ass faggot that needs to take a dick in his mouth
my dick to be precise

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user, this is clearly a thread deriding Link for being the cock-hungry sissy he is. It's the furthest thing from a smut thread.

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The absolute state of the modern "Male"

>This threads have made me despise Link despite being bi.
You hate this thread because your bi, user. Link is for red-blooded heterosexual men only.

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Same with me. I despise this little shit!

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>girly guys with big nips

Based.

Why is Link so hungry for cock? Why does he even bother saving Zelda?

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How do I become thin and toned like Link?

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Lots of hip thrusting exercises, or in Links case, being thrusted.

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brain damage from the 100 years in cryo sleep. he woke up lusting for men

Gonna need to crop this one, user

That is cropped. In the original, his boner is actually under his pants. His crop made it look even worse.

>Link will continuously become more and more feminine in each new game.

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haha you shouldn't have bought that popsicle Link! It's so big it barely even fits in your mouth you silly billy

Silly link!

Hmm, weird looking popsicle.

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he shoved that banana up his butt before eating it.
What a nasty slut. he's perfect

This pic is an instant boner for me. If anyone looked at me like that while doing something so sexual, I would get turned on, no matter what gender it was.

Link is a yucky boy.

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>tfw botw link made me bi
forgive me bros!

Embrace it, user.

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nintendo have a lot to answer for.

It's easy to explain why we're all charmed by Link:

He's an elf boy. They're an aphrodisiac for every male creature alive.

Peak males have always had this aesthetic. Twinks are the ideal. Only ugly weirdos get upset at twinks.

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>making you bi
user you always had it

>not being a superior homosexual
gross

This. When its body isn't enough for you to be sure if it's male or female is when the boner reaches its zenith, this is a well know fact our ancestors passed to us

What I would give to see this underneath me!

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>tfw you will never be a QT so good in bed that your bf deifies you and you become worshiped across all of the known world

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No way I'm become a homosexual when I get the urge to sniff the feet and eat the ass of every gir / anime chick I see.

link has a cute pp

Biscum sure are gross.

>Not keeping balance between baras and twinks.

The universe is a secret dance of equilibrium.

>Bi
>Two
Twice the fun.

>getting twice the people to fuck
>anything other than based

Link is a tranny.

OoT Link a best

>Thinks traps are the same as trannies

Trap = attractive
Trannie = Cringe

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Okay, tranny lover.

sauce

baras are undisputiably the shittiest fetish. right down there with scat and ntr, but even some shota ntr is better so it cant even be put on that level either

Original Link was manly as fuck just look at those hands

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I am 100% heterosexual and I would not hesitate to plunge my erect penis inside Link's bussy/mouth and ejaculate my semen deep inside his lithe young body.

anyone who wouldn't touch him is a closet fag.

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>canonically lost to Ganon

he looks like that dumpyish ginger girl every highschool had, that didnt really have any real group of friends and just kinda drifted from clic to clic. every once and a while you think about what happened to her, because even tho no one was very nice to her and dismissed her, she was nice to everyone else and helped out. she didnt really get the treatment she deserved and just kinda faded away into the background. you hope shes okay.

Good thing he started taking estrogen.

based

that comic is great

yes, but it was in botw where link's androgynous design was pushed to the limit by forcing him to crossdress in the game.

I was annoyed I couldn’t fight my way into Gerudo town

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If he keeps on this trend, who knows how he'll look after three more games.

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There is nothing fun about women.

booo

biscum are the least based on the planet. anyone who enables roasties is shit tier, and people who enable roasties when they could just be gay instead are retarded.

Women have beautiful bodies and smell good. shut up, you just don't know how to think about sex.

Estrogen just makes you fat and bald. Link is a natural crossdresser because he doesn't want to be a hideous mutant.

>biscum
>enabling roasties
lmao biscum are the best attack agaisnt roasties. its basically reducing a female to her base elements, and then reminding her that, yeah, guys can do literally the same shit. not even the holes unique

I don't get it

its a bit of a mouthful, its a bit big to fit all in at once. but long and hard story short, it was Yea Forumss flavor of the mouth around 5-6 years ago. if you wait long enough, some user will come, fill you up on the details and youll be able to see where it came from up close.

>Estrogen just makes you fat and bald.

You might be mixing up estrogen and testosterone.

Women have gross bodies, terrible personalities, smell like shit when they don't cover themselves in perfume, and are absolutely boring in bed because they don't have real sex drives or orgasms. Women are trash, and so are you for liking them.

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Good fantasy.

No, but you might be. Estrogen literally makes men fat and causes their hair to fall out. It has zero benefit as far as cuteness is concerned. Anyone who has ever gone on estrogen became disgusting within a month or two.

At least women have superior feet.

>they don't have real orgasms
lmao, they have vastly more intense and longer on-...oh...oh i see why you dont like women. you got a F on that report card didnt you. wew. wew lad.

estrogen makes dudes fat and causes hair loss in males. it's just snake oil.

i have lots of orgasms, but i doubt an incel like you could give me one

This is true. Women are for people with no intelligence or taste.

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>Link thread devolves into fighting about sexuality
>again
This is why I stopped posting here. Too much fighting and too few Links.

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Some women do. The majority of women, like 52% of them, have never experienced an orgasm in their life.
But men are just as capable of having female-type orgasms if you train your prostate.

>he actually believes that meme
guess he's right, people that like women really are retarded. the female orgasm is not real, user. it's been disproven, just like the g-spot and squirting and every other lie suckers like you fall for because it lets you think women are anything other than parasites who feign interest in things for money and status.

DHT causes hair loss in adult men and it gets catalyzed from testosterone via 5a-reductase.
Shut up if you don't know what you are talking about.

link shaped many people's sexuality

Different user, but how does it feel when you constantly get cucked over by Trap Link and astolfo threads?

awful. i just want to talk about link.

WW Link is an UltraChad who would treat BotW link like his personal bootycall.

Female orgasms have been proven false as a whole, actually. Women who say they've had orgasms are just trying to appear more interesting.

based and redpilled, though they can orgasm if you treat them like the degenerates they are

Find as many Links as possible and post them here then.

>it's been disproven
>source: my g-spot
lmao

he's right. you don't know what you're talking about, actually. estrogen causes baldness when introduced to males.

Hes a perfectly accurate representation of modern Japanese men

see

good post, down with females and heteros

I have enough pics to reach the image limit without help twice, but I don't want to be the only one posting Link. Can't we stop talking about hormones and post cute pics?

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This is untrue, and is a terrible oversimplification of what causes baldness. Testosterone does not cause baldness, people who are predisposed to going bald are that way due to genetics and the way their body balances hormones. Estrogen will throw that balance off even in men who would not have going bald, meaning anyone who takes estrogen is very very likely to go bald.

Do you have a single source to back that claim up?
Possible anecdotal evidence aside of course.

please quit talking about how bad you hate women because tracy rejected you from the high school snowball prom, its link!!!!!

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do you have the set of link getting the arrow in the eye or getting caught in his own hookshot and accidentally hanging himself?

Can you imagine being this much of a failed normalfag you go on unhinged rants like this like anyone cares?

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This is true. Every female """orgasm""" I've ever seen on video was blatantly fake, even the amateur stuff. Makes me have zero interest in women, ever. Guess most people don't notice because you actually have to have empathy and be able to read body language to see these women are dumb fakers.

I'd play a Zelda that takes place in Pennsylvania.

No. I only save cute and wholesome (and sometimes lewd) images.

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I seriously doubt that.
But more men need to be made aware of prostate orgasms because it literally is one of the best and most full forms of sexual pleasure you can experience.

I wish I had BOTW Link's body. Say whatever you want but he's aesthetic as fuck.

Of course in order for DHT to cause baldness one must have a genetic predisposition for it.
That doesn't change the fact that taking T-blockers (often in combination with estrogen) is proven to halt or slow down balding in those affected.

i love how it dosent even occur to this guy that there are ways to verify if a female orgasm is real or a thing outside of a computer screen

just imagine how much of a pussy repellent this man is

the choking ones cute, he pisses himself as he dies

Estrogen has been shown to accelerate baldness. Why are you lying?

no

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If you're implying I should have sex with one myself, then ew, fuck no. I've turned down dozens of women, but I'm not interested because they really are boring sexually and they tend to have dogshit personalities.

If you're talking about scientific studies, then my claim is supported by all of them. Every study that's attempted to prove female orgasms has actually disproven them.

This guy has been at it for years attempting to make fags look even dumber than they are.

Still waiting for those sources.

He's a tranny trying to sell you his life ruiner pills. Just ignore him. They lie like this in every thread they get a chance to.

>they are really boring but ive never actually successfully fucked one
hmmmm

I don't need to stick my dick into your disgusting, rancid axewound to know that I'd rather get pounded in the butt until I cum from my prostate. Jesus, you women really are pathetically insecure. You lose your minds any time somebody implies they don't want to waste time having sex with you.

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Post moar

based as fuck

Too bad I'm not attracted to Asians for the most part.

Post Link's cute feets

ok, but I don't plan to bump this shitty thread

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Yea Forums is gay year round, newfag

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>being such a pathetic femcel that you get upset at gay men when they don't want to have sex with you
fucking lol. you must be disgusting as all hell.

there are a few pics of young link in the dump

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>o-oh so you are a female, le-let me just ignore the fact that therefore you would know if a female orgasm is real and c-call you ugly

lmaos

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I'm not a tranny.
And I don't even endorse actually taking estrogen.
But claiming that estrogen causes baldness is just wrong.

seething roastie

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the absolute state of this thread

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this, faggots are so obnoxious.

>passive aggressive conceding

you should be happy cakeboy, you just got the ass fucking of a life time lmao

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Do boy feet smell different from girl feet? Why do boy feet give me an even bigger boner?

>that doujin where young link gets drugged and thinks hes gotta drink the lon lon "milk" to get strength to escape captivity but just forgets why hes drinking it in the first place

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doing nothing and acting like you have? yep, typical f*id behavior

stay seething

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such a good manga

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Sauce?

taboo. the idea that your doing something wrong, and the thrill and the rush of it. its why lots of Yea Forums users turned gay over extensive periods of time browsing here. by extension, they were getting exposed to more and more degenerate material and desensitized to it. when its no longer shocking or unique to see/imagine/taste something, you move onto the next thing.

its not even if this is a bad thing or not, its just an explanation. you run out of shit and move onto the next thing that gets your adrenaline running

see 's filename

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How old is ALTTP Link, again? ALBW Link seems to be 12 like WW Link since he's literally another toon Link in the sequel so you would think ALTTP Link is 12 too, but he looks way older than that, is he an adult Link too?

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>n-no u
lmao. you cant argue that women are vapid and shallow, then act vapid and shallow like no ones gonna notice my man. lmao this fag

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It's dumb and all but who gives a shit, Link's a non-character to begin with anyway