When you romance a cute girl in a game and she says "I love you user!"

Real life is a coin toss away from utter disaster regardless of how much work you put in. It will never compare to fiction.

desu even gayfags are less obnoxious than assburger incels

This girl will never love you unless you can drive or command a tank though.

give me a fluffy tank dork gf RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

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She is a 100% biological girl, you creeps

>tfw no gup dating sim

She is an autistic guppie

Link is too feminine. He never produced a single male hormone during puberty.

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Proof?

>No autistic gup gf
Why even live?

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>when you romance a cute girl [male] in a game and she says "I love you user!"

half the guppies are pretty fucking gay, and no wonder considering they live on a ship with thousands and thousands of girls and not a single boy, they're going prison gay in there

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is this show worth watching if i don't care about ww2 or tanks?

tl;dr

>when you romance a cute girl in a game and she says "I love you user!"

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And now for something more wholesome

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they just need a good dicking to set them straight

>when you romance a cute girl irl, eventually date, get her to become your girlfriend and yet several years later you actually wonder if she ever actually liked you

stop

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Karen's a cock slut for the entire town when your out in the field

Whenever I see her I get reminded of that doujin.

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>Friend says he'll do autistic thing that you really like with you
>Get really excited for a week, can't fucking wait
>Drive over an hour to do it
>Turns out he was joking the entire time, because he would never do something so autistic
>Cry on the way back
I hope this story doesn't exist in some way

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>tfw sucker for cute and wholesome
I like it

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y

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squeal where she makes new zeland look like a fucking joke when