Why are you always playing as a girl user?

>Why are you always playing as a girl user?

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imagine the crazy monkey sex they would have

>she leans on his dick
I can't believe this is official art
How did they get away with it

Because girls are cute

Same reason I don't watch gay porn.

I'm not a faggot I like looking at women and/or onscreen representations of them.

IMAGINE

>dick against stomach

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Cause those "you must have sex with the last character you played as" threads have me watching my back.

It's girls or cute dudes like link or travis touchdown.

Might fuck kirby, I'm not sure yet

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MUH

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i never do