Why are you always playing as a girl user?

Cause I like to jack off while playing

>144cm
IMAGINE

I'm only slightly competent with Talim in SC2 so I usually pick her. Her being cute is just a bonus

Because I want to be the little girl

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i never understood this original comic, making the guy explaining look nervous and making the other guy look smug doesn't mean those are 3 perfectly fine reasons that only reaching turboautists who just like to scream LUL TRANNY KAPPA XD feel the need to question

maybe im too high test for Yea Forums

Because girls are cute.

This porn looks alright

because their reasons are meaningless, literally only fucking losers who can't keep their dick in their pants are staring at the playable character's ass the whole time they play, most of the time you are looking at other stuff on screen since that's how you're SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY BE PLAYING THE VIDEO GAME.

Because the game has tiddy physics and i like looking at them.

Because they're literal trannies that hate male masculinity.

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you can't do both? the fuck is wrong with you user did you lose 60% of your brain capacity in a tragic accident midst your youth

>this image
height_difference, unironically my fetish

>always
I go about 50/50 and if a game has different options/dialogues depending on gender, I'll playthrough with both.

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I play as a girl and like to look at hot girls. I also only romance girls.

Come back when you aren't 16 and realize there isn't some arbitrary line of things that can be sexy. Men will always check out tits and ass whether it's a real one or polygons.

Whatever you say porn addict

>I want to be a girl
>But what I really want is to fuck men
>I want to take their dick in my ass
>I want to be a sissy fuckboy
>In reality these desires are completely unrelated to being female
When will people realize that genuinely wanting to be a girl is different from the megafaggotry you homophobes are projecting? Some of us actually just like girls.

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Closet pedophile. I bet you like girls that shave their armpits, legs and pubic hair too. Absolutely disgusting.

because astaroth doesnt have a dick, hes a golem

Because I like to roleplay in the games I play

And to jackoff afterwards

There's official art of Seung Mina grabbing Sophitia's butt.

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>be porn addict, play game
or
>play game
If I'm going to waste my time away playing a game I'm going to look at TnA while I do it. Fight me nerd.

b-but they can't shotpost about that, user! they're all in the closet, and that's why they project their own faggotry on others

i had a faggot friend on >discord who always talked like he was posting on Yea Forums and liked to grill me for always playing girls and it turned out he was faggot erping his big burly bara dude in ff14

Actually, I'm the short one in the fantasy. Also hairy bears are awesome.

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He wanted you to say "Because I'm gay, okay!" so he could slide in your DMs

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Change Link to Zelda in bikini armor and I'm pretty sure that changes.

>there are people who can't roleplay or become immersed unless the character looks as close to them as possible

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Because ARSE & BEWBZ

SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO BE STRAIGHT

he fucking tried, but turned out me, staring at miqo'te ass all day, was far straighter than he was

>we've reached a point where we can't play as girl anymore without some faggot wanting to push you into becoming trans and weak minded people fall for it

Not him but not really. I have a low sex drive and don't mind not having sex even though I'm married and can get it every day if I want. I play video games to play video games, not jack off or look at HAWT GRILLS in the games.

Just me, I don't mind anyone else doing it and it's not like I've never jerked off to vidya before. I did it quite a bit as a teen but when you're 29 and don't really care about sex, meh, I just want to play video games to stave off the existential nightmares.

As long as you don't self insert as a female you are based.

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Based and Yuripilled

>At most, change hair and facial hair of default character
>Cover them in armor so you don't see them anyways
This is the objectively correct way to play

>that mithra player that actually adds tons of rs in their conversations all the time & eats raw fish before heading to the xp party

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Post it

This
and that

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>not correcting their physiology to create a beautiful(or intentionally gruff/ugly too!)character
>and THEN covering them with armor or playing in first person and never seeing them

Asteroth is only like 5

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>I have a low sex drive and don't mind not having sex even though I'm married and can get it every day if I want. I play video games to play video games

Your poor wife

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ayy

But porn also has a guy in it so you are gay

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Im 28 and have fapped at least 3 times a day since I was near ten, barring the days I lay the gf, and I still prioritize sexy MCs over practicality in most respects.

Sorry you came up with ED, heard its a bitch.

sauce?

Nah, I came in her ass earlier. She's happy, we have sex, but I mostly do it for her benefit. The pluses of a low sex drive is that I can work my dick for a long time before I blow.

I feel bad for the minutemen.

>not self-inserting as the faceless ntr guy
You are like a baby.

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>trying to shame me by outing yourself as a monkey incapable of taming his wild urges
okay

I am so starved for female presence I try to get it from vidya. It also won't constantly remind me how I am a fat slob and not a tall muscle man.

Nope, if anything, it's just a shorter version of myself. I'm not really focused on what I look like during a sex fantasy, but rather how good the sex is.

>imagine the crazy monkey sex they would have

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>be monkey that gets to enjoy their continual dopamine rush
>be content monkey that does not
Either way we're both on a mongolian shadow-puppet amphitheater though only one of us seems to care about the grey hairs hes seen on his sideburns and had his dick break because of it.

You're the only one talking about a broken dick, user? My dick isn't broken. I just don't feel the need to touch it 3 times a day and also have sex in between. 3-4 jerk offs in a week is optimal for me.

You can always change for the better. Even that fat, pasty, nigger boogie turned his life around and he used to be basically a jug of mayo on two legs.

reminder you're making an active choice to continue to be fat

I almost feel bad for the artist since he never recovered from the hate and doesn't do public events anymore.

>this post
shit user im in stitches

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Hot

Nobody who makes NTR is worth interacting with anyhow.

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God this might be my favorite move in the entire god damn series. It's so good.

Lots of NTR artists stop going to cons since its one of those things where once you start thats all you're known for and its hard to get out of the crowd.

How about a quick run down?

Can't blame them. Cucks deserve the hate.

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IT'S PAYNE! WHACK HIM!

pretty sure it's black mirror

because

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>user: My dick isn't broken.
>Also user: Not him but not really. I have a low sex drive
Lol sure whatever you say pal

>has such bad eyesight he can only see a few millimeters of the screen at one time

>Belly job

Hot