Click on YouTube video

>Thumbnail is a badly photoshopped popular character to be sad or surprised, there's a red circle and an arrow on them, the title of the video on yellow letters, coupled with various emojis and the channel's furry avatar sits in the corner with a smug expression

>did you know that

>*in your recommended Youtube playlist*

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Is there a way to turn off YouTube recommendations they make me physically weak

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recommended for you
>streamer highlight vid!!!!!!
>can you beat x only using y??????
>dark souls lore because you watched one 7 years ago
>the game series you enjoy final boss spoilers
i turned off history years ago and i still get this shit why

there is a firefox extension for that

That sounds extremely familiar but I can't remember any specific channel that does that
Especially the furry avatar

A virgin YouTube is a weird sight. It's pop music videos, top ten lists, and fortnight videos

Rags
"Teal deer"
etc

Why are alt-right incels all furries?

I fucking hate these
Also
>Retarded thumbnails with a big red arrow and circle around a person or object
>YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
>TERRIFYING RETARDED EVENT CAUGHT ON FILM
>Some stupid fuck with his fake surprised face photoshopped to look even more stupid and with googly eyes
All of these get millions of clicks and it just makes me fucking hate people for it.

I have never seen this man outside of Yea Forums and /vp/

He's talking about the annoying photoshopped reaction faces on youtube thumbnails.
I fucking hate them and want to punch the people in these videos.

>noob vs pro vs hacker

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theres no excuse for having garbage in your recommendations

only watch good channels and youll only be recommended similar stuff
if some shit slips through click not interested, not interested in this channel

and ofc you can clear your history to reset

That's because it's an amalgamation of the worst parts of faggoty thumnails

rent free

You mean Markiplier?

Why are alt-left retards all trannies with rainbow hair and problem glasses? It's just one of those things.

>"Did you know that Mario used to be called Jumpman?"

n-no?

>subscription feed STILL isnt every channel youve subscribed to in chronological order but instead is just things that "the algorithm" thinks you like
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT I LIKE IF YOU REMOVE THE OTHER CONTENT I SPECIFICALLY SUBSCRIBED TO. STOP MAKING ME SCROLL THROUGH MY LONG ASS SUB LIST TO FIND THE VIDEOS I WANT TO SEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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even if you turn off history the algorithm still makes suggestions over time that will eventually be cancer

I still get the fucking Assgold reaction vids on my rec, and I blacklisted him years ago

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Why does that sun have a butt on its face?

>objecthead
>angry looking avatar
>furfag avatar
>self aware "ironic" reddit humor

Support gravity

I know my people would

>if some shit slips through click not interested, not interested in this channel
That literally never works.
I keep getting recommended some faggot despite using it half a dozen fucking times.

>The youtuber's avatar crosses his arms

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>have 300 subscriptions in alphabetical order, perfectly easy to find whoever im looking for if im looking for someone specific
>account gets deleted because reasons, switch to a spare
>only able to get 1/3 of my subscriptions back
>no longer in alphabetical order, just based on when the last video of theirs i watched and some other shit
i am MAD

>watched a video on Dark Souls even though I never played the games
>clicked some video on the development of Shenmue
>hbomberguy in the recommended
Why does this nigger keep getting in there? Is this algorith broken? That shit channel is barely even videogames. Is it because I clicked some political video? I don't get it. It's bad enough I get recommended some shit, but I just hate that pretentious fuck.

The only solution is to make multiple accounts specifically dedicated to a certain genre and make sure they never cross over. Only watch one or two types of videos on that account and switch when you want to watch something else. My current collection is
>all-purpose tainted by normal shit, mostly used for comments
>cunny account that I only watch gymnastics and live streams on
>account only for Japanese videos
Never click on anything else and it'll only suggest you one thing.

>300 subscribers
what the fuck is wrong with you
i feel like my list is bloated at ~20

>Click on youtube review video
>It's 30 minutes of horrible skits and 3 of actual review

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>they weren't disabled

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Oh yeah, another great thread, thanks.

Cope

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>he isn't subscribed to 100's of channels that have been dead since 2010
>he doesn't eagerly await their first new upload in nearly a decade

seethe

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>Posts an obvious furry while trying to call out furries
What a waste of time. You aren't even trying.

the vast majority of them are either dead channels or channels that upload things very sparingly, like gmod/sfm makers, youtube poopers, montage makers, video essayers, etc
very few of the channels i sub to have an upload schedule

I don't recognize anything on youtube outside of Forgotten Weapons and RLM. I hardly use it for anything else besides music.

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>he's subscribed to anything at all

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>he isn't subscribed to people who are literally dead
Im sure kitty0706 will upload again someday

>watch video about anything tangentially related to technology
>LinusTechTips in recommended
I sometimes watch them
>Watch Steve1989MREInfo
>nothing but more of his videos on the right side
>Nice

Nice

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>random youtube video about LITERALLY anything
>all the comments are autistic jojo shitposts

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not him but you still open pages zoomer.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEVIL MAY CRY 5
I ALREADY KNEW VERGIL WAS IN THE GAME BUT I DIDN'T WANTED TO GET HIS LOOKS SPOILED

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>Youtube account with less than 1k subs
>patreon
>10:01 minutes long videos
>30-100 views per video
why do people do this

>text to speech channels with patreon, merch store and sponsored videos

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They're just copying more successful channels without realizing the current state of a channel doesn't necessarily reflect the videos that got them there.

Who watches this shit?

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>shit like Antdude, Scott and Alpharad plague my feed on an hourly basis despite not watching a single fucking game review/let's play/essay video
I want to go back to 2008

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Because I live in bumfuck nowhere Indiana three-four hours away from all my friends and we like watching each other play video games, so I archive my streams for the couple of friends of mine who are still on dial-up, leave me alone

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Kids. It's like crack for them.

He's the worst. Getting his sseth reaction videos in the feed was bizarre.

Amerimutts.

>living in Indiana
Oof

>Watch nothing SW related
>Check reccomended
>HOW DARTH VADER MANAGED TO...

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>he sucks the bitchute teet
cope

Anytime someone dies on there nowadays I just unsubscribe immediately. It always just becomes their family posting trash and a bunch of likewhores in the comments saying
>pray for so and so
>i met her at a concert blah blah blah
What is fun though, is going to channels of dead people that were hated or people that dies before their channel took off. It's just a bunch of people continuing to talk shit and laugh at the for amounting to nothing.

>the best of r/dankmemes

>Watch nothing Star Wars related
>"How SJWs RUINED and RAPED Star Wars"
>"The Last Jedi SUCKS and FUCKS"

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Like my YouTube avatar guise???

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>Stolen screencaps with text-to-speech
>30 second unskippable ad
>30 million views

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Shy gets a pass since she's actually mute.

Why are there so many videos that are just Reddit posts being spoken by a text-to-speech program? Who is interested in that?

Why the fuck do so many zoomers have that JC Denton picture as their avatar?
what eceleb told them to?

my twin brother is a huge fucking normie and he watches them while smoking weed
theres the audience.
i asked him why he watches that low effort shit and he said "autoplay put it on"

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youtu.be/FVzc20Bm8Xo

Post that Top 15 Gaming Mysteries video where the guy pronounced Sephiroth's name as 'Sephiriath'.

Welcome to my animated YouTube channel where I tell you about my life. I love gaming and Nintendo switch and I am also le quirky and le shy

Set your subscriptions page as the bookmark for youtube
>but im on a phone!
ah, then just kill yourself

The YouTube comment section in general has got to be the most retarded online 'community' I have ever seen. Say what you want about here, Plebbit, Twatter, etc but YT comments make me realise how dumb we really are as a species.

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>"top 10 games that will never have a squeal"
>sees Sleeping Dogs in the thumbnail

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I appreciate that thumbnail for its honesty.

nummber fifteeeeen
final fantasy sephirath lettuce

youtube.com/watch?v=DjLSiVmMOps
>Sepirioth
>Rosalinda
>Meelee
Is Chills actually retarded?

>using YouTube

>top 10 ways to tell if someone is a phoneposter

You talking to me?

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>vidya parody
>WHAT IF [game franchise] WAS REALISTIC HAHA PEOPLE WOULD GET UPSET WITH HIM AND THE GAME MECHANICS WOULDN'T WORK IN REAL LIFE ISN'T THAT FUNNY BTW DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON

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>Check Youtube comments
>"who here watching in 2019?"
>someone deepthroating video creator
>"Deep" comments in music videos
>quotes from random parts of video

I honestly wish I was a normalfag. Not getting it hurts.

>Oh man, this cracker looks and smells RANCID... I just gotta take a bite.
>crunchcrunchcrunch
>Mmm you know that's actually not bad, it's got a nice, smooth finish, not too dry a decent little morale boost when you're out in the field.
>*drops cracker on tray*

Based.

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BLACK GUY WOMAN GET IN HERE
I'VE SPOTTED AN IRREGULARITY

how did you manage to misspell "sequel" as "squeal"?

>quotes from random parts of video

>30 second clip
>Someone quotes the entire thing in the comments, adding nothing else

>facebook
Back to normalfag town with you, faggot

Somebody post that screencap of someone's youtube videos with all doing THE EXACT SAME OPEN MOUTH FACE with 2 billion viewers or something. It's hell incarnate and my memory still has them

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>related videos on a video
>over a dozen of those sweatshop kids abominations despite the video having literally nothing to do with them

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>kikebook
Oh so you're worse than a phone poster. Go ahead and say it was bait :)

Should've added more tabs to make the joke clearer tbqh

I live in a three bedroom house alone and work a full time job where I make 20/hour, you have no idea how much I live like a king

>Nobody: jokes
>YouTube Recommendation jokes
>'Am I a joke to you?' jokes
>retards spamming emojis
>shitty hashtag relatable high schooler memes
>literal kids saying dumb shit
>20 year old saying "fuck I feel old"
>dumb fucks talking about how they're unique and smart because they listen to old/obscure music
>old senile bastards saying nonsense
>literal gibberish posted by Indians or pedo ring accounts

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should've put "gay sex with hats on"

>NIGGERS REACT TO HOLOCAUST
>BIGGEST SHIT YOU EVER TOOK???? /r/AskLeddit
>HISTORY OF X: THE SPOONFEEDENING
>TIKTOK COMPILATION #302
>LE EBIN MEMES XDDD #69
>CAN YOU BEAT SUPER MARIO WITHOUT ACTUALLY PLAYING IT?
>ignores the actual video and your regional settings and dumps a list of videos for literal toddlers, all at like 5+ million views

>creator hearts/loves every fucking comment that sucks his dick

Being a normie doesn't make you a brainlet, and being a "muh Yea Forums haxer secret klub member" doesn't make you an intellectual.

MaximillianMus, he's a fortnite trolling youtuber.

>Being a normie doesn't make you a brainlet
Liking those sorts of videos makes you a combination of them, the shit taste of a normalfag with the utter retardation of a brainlet.
>being a "muh Yea Forums haxer secret klub member" doesn't make you an intellectual.
You need to buy the pass first.

based coping brainlet normalfag NPC

you have to be both braindead and a normie to enjoy that video
nowhere did i say that all normies are braindead

You two should kiss?? haha nah jk xdd

....??

I get lot of weird videos and american politics involved videos in recommendation not that often but out of nowhere they pop up. I didnt even know who ben shapiro was and he just popped up.
I am always eager to find new channels similar to things I watch but all the similer channels I have found, I did so by browsing and accident and going in subscription of subscriptions. recommendations didn't even recc one channel similar to what I watch

>>CAN YOU BEAT SUPER MARIO WITHOUT ACTUALLY PLAYING IT?
A lot of those videos are actually good IMO. I love silly challenges.

>political talk shows in related videos
>was watching nothing related to it

Americans are obsessed with politics and I think some sort of an election is coming up
so everybody and their grandma is making clickbait political videos that gets picked up by the YT algorithm.

>Sekiro did something amazing, here's why (30 minutes long)
>*REAL* Shit Shoveler reacts to shit being shovelled in popular media, whilst dressed in expensive business suit
>How famous popular band wrote famous popular song
>Top 10 farts on stream
>Holy Wars... The Punishment Due, Niggers react
>Minecraft didn't just die, it was murdered

i for one cant wait for the new eddsworld flash and etika playing three houses

>Never watch WoW videos
>Asmongold still in your recommended videos

How in the fuck

>Clip from a TV show or movie
>Autists RPing as characters in the comments

>Guy with Jared Leto Joker profile picture says some edgy shit in comments

Deus Ex GWT Part 41 any day now.

>only one single guy on Youtube who does videos on Darkstalkers that actually go into production trivia and such

>15 year old with generic "I'm dead inside lol" meme user name and 'funny exdee' Roblox profile picture says overused meme

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>"The Last Jedi SUCKS and FUCKS"
i mean its true

>Video game trivia/facts video
>They just read the Wikipedia article for the game

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Actually being a normie kind of does make you a brainlet. Normies are inherently lazy and stupid. They'll believe what ever they're told or read. They figure if someone took the time to make a video about this or that subject - they must have did the research they themselves are too lazy to do.

>Watch me play YOUR Mario Maker 2 levels
>(Stream is mostly just donations)
>(Not that it wouldn't be horrible to look at without them either)

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>forgetting about dislike jokes
They're so cheesy though that I actually like seeing them, even the fugging DIS I LIKE ones.

Use BlockTube

>watch video
>Get completely unrelated videos with variations of this in the preview.

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>a few kids i teach started to play deus ex cause of him
i dont know if i should be glad or if i should puke

>personally do research for game, finding trivia from magazine interviews, unused data in the game, etc.
>add it to wiki
>no one cares
I'd love to have my "content" "stolen", just so that people would actually fucking know it exists.

>nobody
>not a single SoUl
>NOT EVEN GOD XDD
>insert punchline pretending whatever the youtube video said was way out of context and WaCKy
>gets 300 likes

why are normies dumb like this, repeating the same shit again and again and again

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>half of the facts are just them informing you on unconfirmed theories

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Fun fact: doki doki panic was originally designed to be a mario game, so if anything the us version was just going full circle

>356 bodies will hit the floor

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>type maybe a paragraph discussing a vidya
>td;lr dude
>you take this too serious man
>delete comment
Why can't normans just ignore comments they don't like? Why do they have to reply mean things? It's so hard to have non-anonymous conversation on the internet.

>insane game theory that will blow your mind and dick! MUST WATCH
>20+ minutes long
>has no basis in anything logical or reasonable in the game, is just pure conjecture by the dumb fuck doing the video

normals argue like how they do in real life but they can't wrap their mind around the fact that it will never work out the same.
>lose argument
OH YEAH WELL I HAVE A GF LOL U MAD U R NOT DATING SUE?
w-what do you mean you dont know sue! everyone in my town knows her!
wtf this isnt working like it did at the bar!

>'Cinema Sins/Everything Wrong With' shit appearing on my feed

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>shinji mecummy

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>last upload 7 years ago
>suddenly IM BACK
>doesnt upload for a year anyways

>red arrows pointing towards red circle in thumbnail

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Normalfags don't care about your fancy "arguments".
Shouting matches and insult throwing is how they choose a winner.

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>>Click on YouTube video
first mistake there, amigo

>everything wrong with thing
>everything wrong with everything wrong thing
>everything right with thing
>even more things right with thing that I missed last week

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Unironically yes

Yea Forums how do you feel about the fact that people make videos about them browsing Yea Forums and reddit?
youtube.com/watch?v=HQfZgA0MCGk
youtube.com/watch?v=QhlcC5KkBfQ

there is more but i dont want to have this shit reccomended to me.

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>Obvious ending to new sci-fi/horror movie EXPLAINED

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That's exactly the same as what happens on Yea Forums.

>top 5 minecraft youtubers who've SWORN
guys you have to admit there's some grade a content still being made on that site

i just realized that the best selling game of all time was made by some Yea Forumstard

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Surprised nobody has mentioned the plight of Family Guy videos yet.

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> TRY NOT TO LAUGH - FAMILY GUY EDITION - LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE - YOU ARENT HUMAN IF YOU DONT LAUGH

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>scroll down
>see this

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>turn watch history off
>every time I go to the youtube homepage it's fucking littered with god awful clickbait
>TOP 5 LIFEHACKS YOU NEED IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW
>THE MOST ODDLY SATISFYING VIDEOS
>Memes i watch at 3 am to keep myself from having a breakdown
>NEW MOVIE TRAILERS WEEK 28 TOTALLY NOT REUPLOADED EDITION
>The REAL reason why Iron Man died when using the infinity gauntlet (spoilers)
>Everything you need to know about the MCU explained (again)
>those fucking baby videos with dozens of millions of views
>got talent global
It's all so tiring.

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>character/person: quote
>me: response
YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO TYPE "ME:" JUST TYPE YOUR OWN RESPONSE BELOW YOU TARDKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>my brother used to play this game and I would watch him but he died so I miss him and am posting this for attention which is why I specifically chose the sad OST and blah blah

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>this literally cured my depression!

>Check YouTube comments on a music video
>"I always sing/hum this in the hallways/library"
Do people actually do this shit in public and if they do, do they ever sound not terrible?

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>Memes i watch at 3 am to keep myself from having a breakdown
Fuck this Vine garbage. I miss YT Poops

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Just found this

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It may happen on Yea Forums. But, I have never had it happen to me on 4channel. In actual good threads, all discussion is welcome and not just (You)whoring irrelevant joke posts or posts made by someone popular or with a rich comment history or any type of identity at all. On social media, someone is always looking to shun you or make you their enemy. Here people will either just insult, debate or ignore you and not be mean about it and even if they are mean, it can't be personal. I don't know if I explained it well but it's just easier to do things without having an identity or reputation to uphold other than ones you choose to

True. It really stokes the flames of my misanthropy.

>Asmongold reacts to

Why is every fucking song video like this?
>this was my boyfriend's favorite song before he got hit by a bus
>I sang this song to my grandma while she was dying of cancer :'(
>I listened to this song while eating lunch in the high school bathroom
Everybody's just so fucking depressing even on songs that aren't sad. It's annoying.

>make the mistake of scrolling down on a video
>see two faggots arguing

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>the game where u felt like such a small human
Have these retards not played the game for more than 30 minutes?

>Shane Dawnson
>That one faggot makeup boy

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>Click on youtube video
>"HEY GUYS FAGGOT54 HERE BEFORE WE START LET ME TALK ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF JOINING DOLLARSHEKELINGCLUB"

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Zoom out.

It's hip to be sad. All the cool kids are doing it!

I find the over-the-top insults here (e.g. kill yourself nigger faggot) to be kind of funny. It's hard to take them seriously because they're so edgy and can apply to anyone, really. Snarky remarks from other sites genuinely make my blood boil. The comfy threads here about niche topics are way better than any other forum/social media/etc.

>10:03 lenght
>3 minutes intro
>40 seconds of begging for likes and shit on top of that
>1 minute "outro" which is just a static image with yt links plastered over

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>hey here's 3 minutes of talking about mobage and my merch before we get to the fucking video

I've got bad eye sight. That's what gaming in the dark will do to you

But YouTube was caught trying to suppress Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson. They're literal Nazis trying to corrupt the youth.

>listen to tons of music
>only get music recommendations while I'm listening to music
>watch one capeshit video
>they consume 80% of all recommendations I get on every video
Why is this?

>CAN WE REACH 10000000 LIKES? THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME GUYS IT WOULD REALLY HELP THE CHANNEL A LOT
>animation of cursor clicking subscribe button appears on screen

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Why would you open a patreon for that you jackass

DON'T QUESTION
JUST CONSUME THE PRODUCT

Fucking faggots get me raging every time. I don’t care if it’s just a Kirby game I wanted to see that shit for myself.
If MP4 actually does come out I’m going to be scrambling to play that shit as soon as possible to avoid thumbnail spoilers

>Watching stuff I usually watch
>Suddenly get all those toy opening and super hero dress up channels in the recommended
How the absolute fuck is youtube's algorithm this fucking broken? I actually use the recommended to occasionally find people with similar content, so this is even worse for me.

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>ASMONGOLD REACTS TO X
>Le shocked clickbait face in thumbnail
>Press "Not interested" every time I see his face
>Still shows up, despite me never clicking on one of his videos
Youtube needs to end

They even spoil movie endings too, like with The Ritual.

>random ass video from 7+ years ago suddenly gets on trending and gets a million of views.

Jesus Christ, Colbert and SNL, fuck off.

I don't have a patreon and never will because I make fuck you money, I was answering his question of "what fucking asshole keeps uploading videos only like five people watch"

Clicking "not interested" may or may not help. I only ever see those toy videos if I'm on an unlisted video or some extremely esoteric subject video.

>buy our merch
>it’s just the youtubers logo
>known for just uploading clips of other things, not actually making their own content
People don’t understand that they’re not popular because people like them, it’s just because they’re convenient.

Half of r/gaming is "I played this game with my sister before she died".
So many dead sister havers on Reddit.

>Recommended for you: Foam Adventure

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>watch video
>keep recommending the same videos I've already watched

I already fucking know how Gordon reacts to being serviced half a cake for fuck sake.

>Someone you subscribed to years ago that hasn't uploaded since 2008 puts out a new vid suddenly
>Unsubscribe

>who else here from ?? xd
>like if sent you here! :D:DDD
> army represent!!
>where my bros at!??? :OOO XDDD

>toy opening and super hero dress up channels
I don't care what people say about some faulty algorithm, there is definitely some dodgy shit with those warped kid channels
>Fat Limey Bastard and his retarded indoctrinated celeb friends sing in car

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ok normalfaggot

>tfw loyal watcher of at least one extremely minor gaming channel
He even named a character after me once.

>TOP 5 RARE OBSCURE EASTER EGGS IN VIDEOGAMES
>3 of them are from Colecovision or Commodore 64
>it's just some code monkey leaving some line of text saying buried in code saying: "haha arseface :)" or something trite like that

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>OMG IM SO HYPE ABOUT YET ANOTHER MEDIOCRE PIECE OF SHIT CAPESHIT FLICK WITH QUIPS

>youtube poopers
People still watch/make those? That shit got old in like 2007.

>it's a VG remix
>the remixers autistic furry avatar is in the corner of the video, constantly bouncing around and making various faces
Even if I'm just playing the tracks in the background, the simple knowledge that that "thing" is there makes all the music unenjoyable

>tfw a ton of my Mega Man streams have broken 500+ views
>I'm one of the only people on YouTube with footage of the Wily Tower from the Genesis Mega Man
>I'm absolutely fucking huge in South Korea according to my analytics

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not really but i still hold out hope that one of the dozen or so i subbed to will upload a video that'll be decent

Old but good.

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Yea Forums has been just as bad the last 7 years or so, excluding niche boards.

BUILD THAT WALL

Based Mecha

Being either means you're a brainlet by default.

All the big networks pay YT to shill their shows. Clicking 'not interested' won't work.
I just love seeing The View ORANGE MAN BAD clips trend every single day.

saw them all. jesus christ nuke youtube already

youtube.com/watch?v=BUGygZxdhjU&list=PL203D7F24905F634E
I miss the old style play-through videos. I'd rather go back to those camcorder videos with Drowning Pool and Godsmack music than continue with NuTube

>Youtuber loops Skyrim tracks for 10 hours
>"Oh, donate to my patreon by the way!"

I'll forever hate modern youtube for nuking any chance of quality animators solely because of the revenue system. A soiboi screaming on the mic for 20 minutes can make millions while an animator gets measly cents or even cut off from revenue because it had bad words

Also, because of Patreon, bloated indie scene, and youtube revenue in general, working for passion is a thing of the past.

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Is Mike mocking Projared in that thumbnail?

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>BEST of REDDIT COMMENTS!!! #1412387 (REAL)
>1 million views
WHY ARE THESE CONSTANTLY IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS
WHY DO NORMALNIGGERS WATCH THESE

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You just described half the videos GuruLarry has done

Ok, what the fuck is with this cocomelon and youtube kids bullshit and why is it blowing up? These fucking videos have millions of millions of view each and they look fucking shady as fuck like they're made by pedophile rings or something ridiculous like that.

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I get those too and have never watch any of them

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>watch newest Jontron
>it's 2 minutes of actual content
>it's 10 minutes of some cringy skit
>another 10 minutes of ads
Remember when he lived at his parents' house and made good content?

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I have a 17 year old that watches this shit and let me tell you, its worse than you think. According to him and his buds, they watch it because they don't understand reddit layout at all so they want only the "good" screencaps compiled on a video. On top of that, they would even complain when the video compilation is too "Reddit" such as template memes.

That's as far as my ulcer can handle. Take it or leave it, I want to die and have my obituary read by that text-to-speech bullshit

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Reminder that if you have le epic pepe frog as your avatar you should kill yourself pronto

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youtube.com/watch?v=KDRAhiBtOrQ
This kino is better than anything these new YT 'stars' could ever lump together.

>mfw seeing my content on the press
feels good editing popular articles

They're pumped out by indians to get ad revenue from a bunch of toddlers that get handed an ipad with youtube on autoplay. It's a pretty depressing thing in all aspects

Pepe (and Wojack) are Yea Forums mascots tho

It's free and colorful. That's all a parent could ask for to keep their toddler quiet for a couple hours. There's a lot of parents in this world and even more babies.

My older brother.

I always get simpsons clips
and I always keep watching them
It's a perennial loop, but I like me some simpsons

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Is he cute?

Same, but with Aqua Teen Hunger force clips

>4,670 videos
>average of 15-120 views on most recent
>uploads every day

;_;

>patreon/sponsor ad before a song

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>"[blatant clickbait title] (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
>12billion views

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It's a sure way to spot a teenaged shit trying to fit in here, yes.

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Pic taken from this video youtube.com/watch?v=G7msmdgiCv8

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>the remixers autistic furry avatar is in the corner of the video, constantly bouncing around and making various faces

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heh

Yeah I recently rewatched the entire series because of that too

I think the Larry Miller hair system for men episode may be the single funniest thing a human being has ever came up with, I was fucking hyperventilating by the end of it

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fuck you
and fuck you

>see video on topic I might be interested
>guy talking has the most nasal, "akchually" nerd voice I've ever heard
>You can clearly see he's stalling on what he's saying to make the 10 minutes
>like, share, subscribe and don't forget to support my patreon (it really helps a lot xd) crap at the end

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No.

Literally went to the channel and clicked the latest upload, this shit is insane
youtube.com/watch?v=QYd2XJ-eo44&app=desktop

Post your recommendeds.

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How does this guy have such a successful Youtube channel? All his fans just seem to ignore that he is a gigantic troll that shitposts in every comment section on his main account. Am I missing something?

>This mod adds an INSANE boss fight
>the image it uses is photoshopped and doesnt appear in the game

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>It's an avatar that changes facial expressions every so often and for the most part is a static image video
Either keep it as a still image in the corner and have the necessary clips as the focus of the video or attempt to properly animate it, even if it is just a few pre set animations.

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>new Ashens vid
Ace!

>"______ brought me here!"
>people making the same fucking joke
>"edit: thanks for the likes!"
>ESL faggots speaking gibberish
youtube comments should be disabled by default

>t.

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what in mother marries name

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This is because you're not using youtube.
Youtube is using you.

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Same Spanish Buzz video too

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That's because he deleted his channel after people started to meme on him.

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The comments are the worst

>FIRST!
>Like if you are watching this in CURRENT YEAR
>Haha X brought me here
>Looks like I’m in THAT part of the internet again

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>6 years ago

Footfags scare me.

I WISH it was like this. I barely see whatever you mention other than 2008-2014 vids.

Nowadays its everyone trying to be the funniest man in the world or copypasted jokes

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Never mind, I found his channel
youtu.be/cj_utDFMySc

You're just not looking at the right ones. Here's a Jap who's trying to learn English entirely through reading Yea Forums posts, it's adorable.

youtube.com/watch?v=7DQus2c8Tok

what the fuck

what's with that spanish buzz video

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why would you post this my man

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we never discus vydia any more

Is that the one where Carl finds an alternate reality where he never started drinking and he has a wonderful life and family, and he turns his alternate self into another alcoholic deadbeat?

The only time that comments have some sort of discussion is when the video is vaguely political or it is an obscure D&D campaign playthrough video

The worst thing about these is that the people who make them are considered animators.

there are plenty of vidya threads
you just only click on the ones only abstractly related to vidya, like this one

This is what happens when you don't remind newfags about rules 1 and 2. I saw someone attempt to greentext on the steam forums for god sake.

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Just another way that everything this website once was is now shat on and paraded about for the washed masses to laugh at.

Don't know what that ESPN shit is doing in there. I reject normalshit.

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Anybody remember Elsagate? one of the very few things /pol/ done right, which is getting this shit in the public eye

Problem is, they still fucking exist. They just stop being obvious this time

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I dunno how shit like that flew under the normalfag radar for so long.

I've seen people greentexting on
>youtube
>Foxhole
>Mount & Blade
>Enjin forums
>facebook
>reddit

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Found this on a KH boss video. That Osvaldo kid spams on all of them with TMNT comments and call himself a Christian knight at some point.

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Why the fuck did they draw everyone as a woman in that jojo thumbnail?

Fetish videos comments are on another level entirely.

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Did you know Dhalsim was named after an indian restaurant near Capcom HQ?

I think it's the prevalence of greentext stories that caused that particular cancer to metastasise.

When will he learn the difference between Yea Forums and 4channel?

I am fucking sick of seeing the
>no-one:
>absolutely no-one
>(person/object): generic quote or action from the video ecks dee

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Not bad, except for that milk one.

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I was getting the spanish buzz video too. It's not appearing now but it will be back I'm sure.
Pic related followed me for months. It didn't matter what I watched, this fucking face was waiting for me.
Disliking things seems to make them fuck off. "Not Interested" doesn't do shit.
It's kind of mean to dislike something for that reason, but if they won the youtube lottery and are getting millions of views for no other reason than being selected by the algorithm I think they can take it.

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It was kinda funny when it started to mock how JK Rowling used to tweet about inane and useless information she made on the spot about Harry Potter characters, but this "joke" has ran its course.

>image dates back to ~2015

haha, shit

No.

>have never watched one complete episode of curb your enthusiasm because I'm too lazy to pirate
>still watch tons of shorts in youtube

I dunno, probably the same thing that happened with that Veritasium video about the water reservoir with the black balls: the right words making for the right title and uploading at the right time

Not the worst

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>watch one youtube video about a game
>come back to youtube later
>GAME FINAL BOSS in the recommended section

I fucking hate youtube. I swear they do this shit on purpose.

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Like I said here there is definitely some weird thing going on with those Elsa/Spider-Man/Peppa Pig videos.

Why do we get recommended things we already watched?

Fuck off. I never watch eceleb trash and yet Youtube kept recommending me that ugly wow cunt Asmongold reaction shit.

It's been proven they do them to have a chance to be included in automatic reproduction lists for baby videos I think

More people discovering Deus Ex is always a good thing.

If a video has any words in ALL CAPS, it is not worth watching. Cruise control doesn't apply.

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eh

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People enjoy watching the same video multiple times.

No, smb2 is an american game made from dokidoki panic. Smb2 is also a Japanese game that we call lost levels

Your average normie behaves like a 10 year old child when they hear or see something they disagree with, that's why you just get retarded nonsense like what you described, or idiots who do nothing but insult, or the opposite with people who ignore everything you said because you called them stupid. The slightly more evolved normie shitflinger is the one who demands a source for any claim you make when he's currently on the internet and can just google it.

No idea, get that all the time for some reason

>Warning to The Left
kek

What the fuck am I looking at? Are those workout videos edging on being softcore porn? And why do they all have hundreds of thousands of views?

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Weird how they'll still discourage animation or short comedy videos, the kinds of stuff people would watch 100 times back in the day.

Probably abusing tags for that, though usually if I get that it's a 1-1:30 hours music compilation I'm probably clicking to listen again some time

No idea why the theoretical physicist video's there.

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I can't justify most of this.

I've been on a "nasally teenagers talking about 'spooky unexplained mysteries' and ARGs" binge recently.

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Pakman is pretty alright, I like Kyle Kulinski and Jimmy Dore as well, seethe if you want.

>It's been 7 years since Eddsworld died
>it's been 4 years since Kitty died

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>Did you know that according to Shigeru Miyamoto, Mario is canonically 25 years old?

>still on dial up
I am so sorry, holy shit

It's Japan, nigga. Everything produced in that country or by those people is erotic. But, yeah, almost all of that is just workout and dance videos. They probably think I'm interested in sports because I watch them but I've never watched a sports on this account.

>Andrew Dotson
I would honestly kill myself for being one letter off from being the son of dob

This × 100
>who's still listening in 2019

>combination of cooking videos, people doing crafts, video games, weebshit and magic the gathering
Pretty standard, of what I see in the recommended shit.

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There's no difference between Yea Forums or 4channel.

I mostly get it on videos that I didn't completely finish which is pretty much all of them. I usually click off in the last couple of seconds cause it's always dead air or patreon shilling. But, it'll linger forever.

>that one channel you like that barely gets any recognition
>eventually stops

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>listening to a vaguely sad nintendo track on youtube
>scroll down to the comments

>RIP Iwata...
>Thanks for everything, Iwata.
>I cried when I heard the news.
>...manly tears, you did good iwata...
>rest in piece, sataru...

since when did Iwata even have involvement in DKC

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THEY KEEP PLAYING SAD SONGS ON THE RADIO

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>youtube starts recommending hindi and thai videos out of fucking nowhere
>never once in my entire life have I watched or searched anything in those languages
>I keep fucking removing them but they keep fucking popping up
what the fuck is up with that shit?

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You're too blind to see it.

I remember finding this video and arguing with this faggot years ago when this was first posted. IIRC this guy has Asperger's and identifies with So Sorry, and is a furry, so that explains his absurd behavior. I wonder if he's still such an autistic embarrassing faggot.

What's with Leukemia killing off anyone talented and young? Why the fuck isn't there a major awareness campaign for this?

except i've gotten banned for saying no-no words on 4channel more than once since the split

I'm just curious as to how that stuff stays up on YouTube. The staff there is much more strict when it comes to censoring stuff like that than the jannies here.

welcome to youtube algorithms
Making the site worse every single fucking day

>Just tried looking old niche movie/game review channel I liked
>i think his name was Tyler X Reviews or something
>Channel and his videos are gone

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Probably because you posted like a cancerous /pol/edditor newfag.

No it wasn't

Youtube videos can only be monetized if they're 10 minutes or longer, or some stupid shit like that.

Because people are focusing more on LGBTQ+ shit these days probably.

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MELVIN MELVIN

>Video on how to fix some problem with a game
>Goes two minutes without saying anything useful
>Talks really slowly and pauses a lot
Thank god you can make videos play at higher speeds.

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ive been getting spanish buzz too

>Go to the US for two months
>One week into getting in I start to see video recommendations about guns
Okay Google, you're not even trying to be subtle

No, when it's 10 minutes long you're able to place ads wherever you'd like. Most people do it so they can place one at the start, in the middle and at the end of the video.

YouTube videos on the treading tab always gives me cancer.

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Did you know? That dark souls one was actually supposed to be demon souls 2 but turns out it was canceled after the purgery of copyright claims of ongoing investigations that went on after demon's souls one soundtrack but the fire keeper that is in dark souls 3 is a reference to fighting combat fight or death 2 but no one knows that unless you were an advocated voter for armored core series but you would have to have a copy ticket from the head company of the lead game series gaben himself along with miyazaki as well to unlock the bonus level in dark souls 3 that would reveal the hidden secret ending code for you to get in dark souls 2 that no one would be able to ever get without deep core data mining which by the way if you managed to get this far you have lost the game.

It was thanks to helloween4545 that I got into VTMB and nier, fucker is dedicated to his craft but he's stopping soon due to health problems.

pic will never not be related

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You can see the same exact fucking threads and posts on either board you retards. The only difference is that 4channel doesn't have NSFW boards in the side or top bars. You're going to the same boards with the same posters.

>all those old YTP vids taken down ever since the copyright reworked in 2011

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1.25x is my best friend. Some dudes really make me wanna hit the 1.5 though.

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Cause at the end of the day, they're just work out videos. They'd probably be called sexist if they started deleting them just because the girls in them are scantily clad. It's not worth the headache for them.

You motherfucker...

>want to see gameplay of something
>new game, new car, new weapon or whatever
>"HEY GUYS, ANNOYING FAGGOT HERE TO TALK ALL THE WAY THROUGHOUT THIS VIDEO"
>close video

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Ever seen an Azzyland thumbnail before?

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Di-did i just get rused by a fucking masterminded faggot?

>SNL
I am fine if those clips are older SNL but anything new is shit.

>YuriOfWinds uploads a new video after months without one
Why is it always the best feeling? I've been watching him since the start of the decade and I'm yet to stop

Oh please, theres fucking artistic cp in youtube that those kikes dont bother to remove, and lets not forget all those movies that are bordeline cp that are still on the platform

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FUCK!

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>the fucking faggot interrupts his own video every couple of seconds with random unfunny obnoxious shit and unnecessary unrelated comments
>there's only about 30 seconds of non-worthless "content" in the end

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>want to see new trailer for DLC or whatever
>only gives me reactions or videos with commentary

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>theres fucking artistic cp in youtube
No there's not, but you're welcome to post some to prove me otherwise.

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Reaction videos are the most worthless fucking thing ever. I wish they'd be banned outright. At least if you watch a Let's Play you're seeing gameplay and something interesting. A reaction video is just retarded.

That is just not true, my man. You are really overestimating the size of Yea Forums and how many people use both websites. Most of Yea Forums is porn image dump boards or relatively small boards filled with bots and schizospam. The only board that really crosses the border is /pol/ everyone there comes from all around. The cultures on Yea Forums boards and 4channel boards couldn't be more different from each other man. We have completely different circumstances.

>used to make YTPs and had a solid fanbase back in 2007
>channel gets nuked cause DMCA rules changed in 2010
>didn't bother to recover cause I knew the fun times are over

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We all know exactly who to thank for that.

more like "no one: finding "no one" jokes funny"

Are you being purposefully obtuse or just completely misinterpreting what I'm saying?

>tfw you watch his old KH beta videos that were made before the HD collections were revealed and he complains about PSP exclusivity

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Is it true that Youtube is demonotizing people for fucking swearing? Recently a lot of channels are bleeping out shit and it's annoying

Tosh last name from Tosh.0 the hit early 2000's television series?

Nice try fbi

Gaming mysteries was my jam, nigga

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Not too bad

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I may be obtuse but you're acute! :) It's okay that you don't understand the difference between Yea Forums and 4channel after nearly 7 months. Maybe you'll get it when you're older.

Not only that. They demonitize and derank Historical videos discussing Nazi Germany .

Two girls one cup?

>not watching youtube at 2x speed
it's like you dont want to speedrun

How the fuck do they manage to make it worse?
I remember when i first started using youtube when it first became a thing, the reccomended videos were a godsend. You could just go for hours just from it.
I remember all the comments about the dark side of youtube when it meant something bros

>click on youtube video
>LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT I GOT FUCKED

>after nearly 7 months.
It's only been 7 months since 4channel? I could have sworn it was longer than that.

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Yes, if you want to be big, you have to be family friendly. They won't let you grow if you have a potty mouth. They use the bot that auto generates subtitles to see if you swear and now it also looks for the stock censor beep and takes your money for that too. You have to either be more creative with censorship or censor your speech manually.

Not him, but I was thinking of TheFineBros, their whole thing was "[GROUP OF PEOPLE] REACT TO [THING]", and apparently got so huge they wanted to copyright the word "react" to only be used by them in titles. Now you see people reacting to shit because, turns out, it gets them clicks

...do we?
There were a lot of reaction videos on early Youtube. Scary maze game and shit.

pretty much the same reason any kind of media format gets worse, they found a way of getting more money out of it, at its viewer's expense.

I already explained to you that 4channel is just Yea Forums with NSFW board links missing from the side and top. The only thing I can think of is that you've somehow taught yourself that Yea Forums = NSFW and 4channel = SFW, like some retarded newfag. There's no actual difference between the two sites, they're the same. I'm posting on Yea Forums, talking to you as you are posting on 4channel as you be a retard and conflate NSFW and SFW boards between Yea Forums and 4channel as if they're two unique and separate websites with different user bases, and I can do the same thing on 4channel.

$$$
Anyone who says that YouTube hardly breaks even is lying through their teeth. They're letting corporations run rampant, copyright claiming videos left and right like we've witnessed in the past. Now they're banning "instructional hacking and phishing", which could mean that many DEFCON talks will be banned

That “did something amazing guy” is the worst of them and was called out for plagiarism so hard that he changed his account name

>2019
>Not having 4chanX installed

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Don't they also demonitize Mortal Kombat videos? People add black and white filters to the violent sections or use characters with non-red blood.

>no dislikes
"this vids so good its got no dislikes"
>a day later, 7 dislikes
"7 people have no taste"
>29 dislikes
"29 people are...."

and it never ends

Yeah, I think it was early December when it happened.
Well, I haven't said anything about NSFW or SFW, you're putting words in my 4channel post. I'm telling that YES the user bases are very different and they may share some of the same people but the websites have completely different cultures to them now. There has always been a difference between red boards and blue boards other than their allowance of NSFW content. It should be more apparent now that the boards are entirely segregated. Maybe you don't use either of them enough to understand that.

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Yes, D'Vorah got jokingly called the punching bag of MK because all combo tutorials/showcases are done on her because she has blue blood, which is a-ok to paint a stage with

Any monetized platform is shit. I’m not some filthy commie, but, like, YouTube used to be a hobby. Now it’s filled with mouth breathers who are dancing to the rhythm of whatever the algorithms tell them to post.

>google a problem for an old or niche game, or a very unique problem that no one else has ever gotten
>find a video with a description describing the same exact problem in detail
>video maker didn't just post the solution in the video description as well
>doesn't speak, or if he does speak he's some 3rd world gobbledegook talking ESL that sounds like he's gargling marbles
>Windows XP at 1024x768 res
>opens notepad and slowly types out a greeting
>backspaces entire lines and sentences to fix a single spelling mistake that isn't important
>dreamscape or some other 90s song is playing in the background
>spends 3 minutes describing the problem with a blisteringly fast 10 WPM typing speed
>painstakingly types out the solution over the course of 45 seconds
>it's just downloading and adding a missing .dll file
>the guy probably spent 45 minutes making this video and wasted ~5 minutes of your time when he could've just posted a fucking link somewhere in the description

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YouTube didn't just die...

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We need an alternative to jewtube. It's fucking trash now.

There is all kinds of hilarious bullshit that goes on with youtube's automatic filters
One person I watch commented that no matter how vulgar he acted playing sports games, he would always get approved for all audiences, but if he says shit or something even once while playing something more niche he instantly gets demonetized.
Another one couldn't say the name of a fire emblem character because it got caught as some kind of profanity and instantly gets his videos demonetized

I want this guy to not just die, but be murdered

>Deus Ex Avatar

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Do advertisers really get that uppity or is it just youtube being more puritan than the fucking salem witch trials?

Do you happen to know if there's going to be a relevant version of 4chanx for Firefox? Thanks in advance.

I dont understand why i saw JC denton avatars so much a month or two ago

>”The Last Jedi SNEEDS and FEEDS”

So you're just being retarded because you think it's funny or something. You could've just said that 20 minutes ago. Didn't you say something about post quality before? And you're just being a retard on purpose. Don't bother replying to me, I'm not going to bother reading it.

stop
why did you make me remember

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The people who are most likely to watch lots of videos without an adlbocker are children and old people.

>Thanks in advance.
Your welcome in advance.

youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
youtube.com/watch?v=tczU6OWoUkI
youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

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it's a bit of both and what
said

DID YOU KNOW MARIO 2 IS REALLY ANOTHER GAME CALLED DOKEE DOKEE PANIC IN JAPAN???

Kids dont have money for whatever shit movie they're shilling and old people are going to forget right after

>ETIKA STREAM COMPILATION (NOSTALGIA)

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Yes they do. Advertisers will pull their money at the drop of a hat. As soon as they hear something controversial is happening they will leave and act like they never heard of Youtube. Of course, they come back a few months later after the heat dies down but it's too long for Jewgle to not be making any money. If Adpocolypses keep happening annually, Google is gonna have to do some drastic shit. They just want to try and keep things squeaky clean until they can't anymore.

Walrusguy?
Deepercutt?

imagine being assmad about fucking kirby spoilers

>*Insert whoever* DESTROYS SJWs with FACTs and LOGIC
>Watch video
>Some uninformed moron barely out of their teens says something stupid
>No you're wrong
>*Worldstar hiphop teens screaming*

I don't see the appeal in these dumb fucking videos

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Yeah, that is why they have started sponsoring tons of random videos and having people put 5 minute ads for their shit in middle of their actual video.

At this point there is no better way to ensure that I will never use a service than to have them to sponsor fucking in-video ads.
Fuck off audible

>normalfags are so devoid of the ability to hone their music tastes, that these "24/7 stream (study music) have hundreds of thousands of views
>it's all meme genres like "lo-fi" that sound terrible

>woah dude you actually care about the games you play
>clam down broseph
Leave norman cancer. You are exactly what we don't like.

but most furries I heard of are leftist

But why get that uppity over something so minor? They don't have any problem rolling out ads before whatever summer blockbuster has a ton of swearing and killing, but the second some kid on youtube says fuck they flip out?

why did he move out?

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Santawithteeth?

It's a disease that effects everyone equally so nobody cares.

Honestly, I don't think they care. I think they are just going for as much visibility as possible.

Could be mine, pretty good

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I just want youtube to be small channels making comfy little videos, gmod animations, quickscope compilations, ytp's again.
Now it's just giant, intimidating e-celebs with millions of subscribers taking advantage of whatever trend and programming exploit.

He wanted to enter another gene pool.

>"lo-fi" that sound terrible
To be fair that's kind of the point of lo fi, it's basically the chromatic aberration of music

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>we
>caring about spoilers in a fucking platformer game

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It's not as much music as it is backround noise as they do normalfag stuff like talking with friends and gfs

I bet you election tourist cunts watch this kind of shite

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are you talking about actual lo-fi or """lo-fi""" that's just a generic low bass beat with some sound effects added, such as the genre on soundcloud?

Sounds like a guy I watch, but with half that many views and even less views.

FYI it was confirmed he was the dude shitposting RE2R rampant on Yea Forums back in January. He made threads with his vid literally 2 seconds after uploading. He even mentions the site in one of his videos

>Biggest channel on Youtube is Indian bollywood
>3rd is Buzzfeed tier clickbait "Lifehacks"
>4th is shitty animations for kids to autoplay
>5th is more Indiashit
How can this many people watch this stuff and not blow their brains out?

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>le epic nihilistic opinions

>What is the Doomer? An analytical look at meme culture.

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>eurobeat compilation
>its just 1 hour of the most overrated initial d songs

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What do you mean? If I go to my subscriptions page I only see videos from the ones I've subscribed to, in chronological order

If a obvious clickbait title asks a question, the answer will basically always be no.

Really hate when I see that slimy cunts face in my recommendeds

>click not interested until none show up
>by next week 40 new channels have appeared and clog up my recommended again

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More like Ass Mongoloid

>thought this was the most annoying thing I've ever seen almost a decade ago
>nowadays its tame compared to nowadays shit that is Youtube
How did this happen?

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Normies, sheeple, NPC's, whatever you want to call them. There is definitely something behind it.

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Out of curiosity I watched it and he sounds exactly as you expect him to.

>claims to be a mix or megamix
>overrated initial D songs notwithstanding, the music isn't even mixed together like the Super Eurobeat label mixes

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I remember being young and getting all excited about discovering obscure video game facts off entry level places like Hardcore Gaming.
Now every fucking Youtuber is stating shit everyone knew like it's some huge secret, and getting half of it wrong.

Probably because he uploads every day.
I unsubscribe ASAP when people spam my subs.

what the fuck

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>furry avatar
>instantly block channel
>report all videos

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Not him but it's the argument of not all furries are alt-right incels but all alt-right incels are furries.

you think now's bad? wait until you see youtube 10 years from now

>2m views

The second.

Things constantly get worse. That is what it means to live in our society.

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recommend me good study music

I love how they think "not clickbait" will stop reasonable people from thinking it is click bait.

name ONE that doesn't have it's avatar cross their arms.

ambient or IDM

>Any cringy Yea Forums related shit
>People with pepe/wojack avatars
Please die

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>Still gets millions of views
It works...
WHY DOES IT WORK

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Every year is worse than the last, then we die.
It's easier to accept it now for what it is and try not to get too dwell on it too much.

>those fidget spinner videos from a few years ago

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And yet they all have millions of fucking views
I'm so done with this world and everybody on it. Every day the villains of dumb jrpgs who want to destroy the world because they think humanity doesn't deserve to exist or some shit get more and more sympathetic.

>memes I think about frequently
>memes I can't show my parents
>vines my mom doesn't know I watch
>tiktoks with the same vibe as vines
>vines I want to watch before I die
>vines for true memelords
>5.6 million views
>recommended for you

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Die

God damn it I wish I saw this thread earlier, I wanted to join the discussion about the absolute bullshit that is any internet comment section

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I remember watching the arcade scam video when it was fairly new, it had a different title/thumbnail and still got a lot of traction. People change up their videos presentation to hopefully have it resurface and get more views

>literally has the bare amount of effort
>just put the most meme songs back to back with a shitty background
>4 million views

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People are stupid, also people who think people are stupid and above it all so they do it "ironically" are even worse.

whos the artist
i think i might know this guy

It's like a classical painting

here you go

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Maybe next time, bro. This thread has honestly been as fun as fuck.

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Jelly from /sus/ on /trash/

*sponsors ads in the middle of your video*

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>vids of scenes from popular movies
>millions of views each
>"I'm I the only one who still enjoys these movies"
>200 thumbs up

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>really enjoy asmr videos during 2015 - 2016
>took my mind off of tinnitus when sleeping and was mostly Japanese/Korean asmr professional shit
>normalfags memed about it on Youtube
>2017 now it's filled with creepy 40 year old western men scratching a low quality microphone for 1 hour
>or sluts abusing it by showing cleavage and getting easy views from horny men
>really difficult to find good asmr shit now without above showing up even when switching youtube region and typing in other language

>super duper secret legendary Yea Forums webm compilation (try to not laught) (you cant)

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>Friend recommends me to watch Ben Shapiro because he totally PWNS ridiculous SJW types that anyone in their right mind wouldn't listen to anyway
Nah I'm good mate.

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>Being a normie doesn't make you a brainlet

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hehehehe

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Shy?

>Search something
>Completely irrelevant shit with 3k views on the top results

>its in the video so it cant be blocked
this is gonna get out of hand soon

>X reacts to Y video

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>it's a Gordon Ramsay recommendation

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Do people still do that?

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/pol/ in a nutshell

This shit is already out of hand. One time I saw somebody's animation video where they fucking worked an advertisement for one of these fucking shit companies into the store and animated. It's like, that video is just fucking ruined forever.
I'm so fucking done. I instantly stop watching anybody who does in-video ads.

Why miss them when they’re still around?
iteachvader still regularly uploads poops, these days in the style of Boogidy Boo and other old time poopers.
I preferred his older story based ones though. Actually nobody seems to do story based ones anymore.

youtu.be/hTurnbKBaG0

>finally found the old spongebob ytp that made me lose my sides 8 years ago
>video has been removed due to copyright

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You know those streamers who constantly interrupt shit to acknowledge everyone who subscribes or throws pennies at them like they are some kind of dancing monkey?
Imagine that but with sponsors.

>timcast
>watch a single video after some faglord tells me
>suddenly my rec is full of vids from this fag
>they're all from the same fucking day just a few hours apart
>"oh hey pls share with frens becuz yt dont like me for sum raisin and not recommend anymore ;)))"
what the fuck

Who the fuck buys that shit anyway
I'm convinced it's just straight up money laundering.

>100 ways to die in X game
>first couple of deaths are legit ways you can die then it's filled with about 90 LUL RANDOM XD shit that doesn't actually kill you in-game

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>Mario theme starts playing

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FUCK CIEANPRINCEGAMING ANNOYING FAGGOT

Hey dumb kids believe that the guy that showed up in their recommended is totally being shadowbanned by Youtube so it clearly works

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I know that feel. I have an entire rental store worth of my liked videos, because I know at some point they will get flagged, unlisted or copyrighted or some other fucking bullshit.

if it was money laundering they wouldn't advertise
The answer is unfortunately: idiots. Every single time you wonder "how they fuck do they get business? You would have to be an idiot to fall for that shit" the answer is, because an idiot fell for it.

When let's play started making more money, that's where it all went down hill.
Still mad about battlefield friends, loved that shit. I guess their lets plays aren't that bad, but still, it turned into a money thing.

What about those "TOP 10 SIGHTINGS OF GODZILLA IN REAL LIFE" videos?

Pewdiepie makes 10 times as many views as t-series. He's second in subs but easily the biggest channel on YouTube right now.

This. YouTube comments are so predictable.

Having a bearable voice makes or breaks whether I'll watch or completely avoid till the end of time.

This.
The thing about animation is that, so long as your humor isn't forced, your creations can be a timeless classic which people can look back on and smile, which is why so many animations are fondly remembered even to this day.
When you plug in an advertisement in one, that's it. It no longer can achieve the same level as the older classics.
Say what you will about certain animators who make entire animations shilling companies, at least the videos people actually want to watch are untouched.

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This kinda shit

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I don't even know who subscribed to Tseries, even during the whole pewdiepie vs tseties meme, a lot of Indian people admitted to NOT being subscribed simply because they didn't want their feed bombarded with Indian Bollywood crap every 20 minutes

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I thought you were joking

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>Pewdiepie
I remember him being universally despised around here, until he turned out to be totally BASED AND REDPILLED xD I bet you fucks think you're being rebels watching his garbage

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