Why aren't you BBQ'ing it up on freedom day Yea Forums...

Because it's 2 in the afternoon

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It's raining here.

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Did you just ask why a non-American isn't celebrating America's independence day?

Do not listen to the stinky European. They are a enemy to freedom.

i had two burgers today
not even american

It should be a worldwide even though.

>not celebrating someone else's birthday
You must have a lot of lonely b-day parties

I live in a tourist area. From July 2nd through the 6th I can barely leave my apartment without being assaulted by tourists looking for something. And don't even think about driving, a drive that would normally take 10 minutes takes at least 30. And they park their fucking cars everywhere to try and get to the beach. Like they'll straight up just park on someones lawn and tear it up. Some cocksucker from new york last year drove through an elderly womans flower bed, then had the sheer audacity to threaten her when the cops towed his car. Like a 6 foot tall guy in his 40's screaming at a woman in her 70's, trying to break the chain on her door to get in her house. Fuck tourists, I should go down and let air out of all of their tires again, that was a fun year.

>a enemy
And I am American. But I'm an American who realizes that holidays are for simpletons.

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>some most likely fat tumblrina thinks they're clever and tries to shit on the idea of Zero Suit Dark Samus
>R34 artists take it as a challenge
The internet's pretty good sometimes

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Why would I? I'm not American

>holidays are for simpletons

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Okay retard
Enjoy only grilling on July 4th for no understandable reason whatsoever
I'll be doing it whenever I want

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Liberals aren't Americans. They're crypto-commies.

Joke's on them, I can fap to this

I'm not a liberal.
Well, am I wrong? Is there any reason why you should only do things on certain days, and not whenever you want to? Holiday observances are a restriction of freedom. Aren't you an American?

There isn't a full version of this.

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I WISH DARK SAMUS WAS MY MOMMY GF

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I'll do something in 10 days when the national day of my country rolls around.
Which is what I would say but my country hardly does anything on that day and I don't intend on doing anything other than play Vidya

Because the weather is shit here. I still bought some burgers though, even if I have to fry them I'm going to have cheeseburgers.

What's the point of jerking off to something like this?
Do you imagine yourself as an alien monster, or are you just a voyeuristic cuckold?

Aren't we all just a mass of veins?

>shadman

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>the man of shad

I'm not american, and I don't care about freedom day. But I do want to barbecue this weekend, so hit me with your favorite recipes.

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>I can't jack off to porn unless I self insert

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me and the old man are gonna go fishing. also i wanna fuck dark samus

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What do you mean theres no full version? Fuck off user and link me that shit

This artist is a massive blue balling faggot. He releases nothing but SFW images and teases NSFW shit with cropped censors but NEVER FUCKING POSTS THEM

>Do you imagine yourself as an alien monster
Which one?

>I jerk off to anything remotely sexual and operate only on surface-level stimulation

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fixed your image

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my dick thanks everyone on here who posts dark samus pics

Rain is comfy.

unless you're korean, that shit you're doing isn't BBQ

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THIS IS JAPAN
NOT AFGANISTAN

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>murricunts
I'll eat some unhealthy shit this weekend in your honor, don't worry

that's a disgusting level of boobfaggotry

2 of the antagonists in the Metroid series are just copies of Samus

There genuinely is no full version.

twitter.com/teke54132?lang=en-gb

This is the artist, he blueballs with cropped NSFW images constantly.

but I am!

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I had bbq trout marinated in cherry juice, thyme and pepper yesterday and this morning
even gave some to my dog

Can't you read? I am American. I live in Ohio. But I'm a rational person who actually thinks about things instead of just accepting them.

>Shadicuss manicuss

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It's to show you that Samus is the most dangerous thing in all of the games. Almost every planet and station she visits ends up exploding.

>Tfw first fuck buddy has big veiny ass tits like this
Needless to say, I am playing Prime 2 in Hard mode right now if you get my drift

You could always visit your parents, frérot.
Assuming you don't live in their basement.
Come by if you live near Strasbourg, we'll have a nice barbecue.

>he blueballs with cropped NSFW images constantly

What a shit artist

Bullshit there has to be. The signature at the bottom is half cropped. Give me the sauce NOW before I give you polio you cockmongler

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Like other anons said: he posts cropped porn all the time, but never the whole image.

you can read this in essentially any order and it makes a bit of sense

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Samus is the strongest being ever. No wonder aliens imitate her.

> have a house in comfy suburb
>Wife and i already drive out to local burger joint for a fucking awesome burger.
>Will spend the rest of the day hanging out in the air conditioning, well play some games, will watch the military parade tonight on my projector

Life is fucking good, gents. Blessed to be alive and healthy. All the best to you fellow boomers

Where is Banjo though?

True

It's raining and I'm not an american. I do like bbq.

Do you want me to take a picture of one of my wall sockets?

based

>Wanna jerk off to phazon pussy but Teke won't let you.

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>it doesn't count as a bbq if you don't EXCLUSIVELY cook meat
baka desu famalam

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Why would anyone give this faggot attention?

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But i am!

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Thanks for the invitation but i'm stuck in buttfuck nowhere in Auvergne so I'm not exactly the closest to you.
God did I envy all of you fags up the north of the country this last week, fuck the heat wave

>Man could singlehandedly push the numbers up for suited Samus/Dark Samus porn but never releases his material
I'm mad.

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>an entire thread of people who hate Metroid unless they can jerk off to it

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I'm deeply confused by how you conflate disliking holidays with liberalism
"OMG time to get my grill on! Bust out the sauce!!!" seems like a total nu-male thing, by the way.

On Teke's computer right now is the biggest folder of unreleased Metroid porn on planet Earth.

I'm working because hospitals don't close

If it helps, I both hate metroid and don't jerk off to it

Liberals are the ones who have lately been protesting every holiday because they are all rayciss or something

Because it's about to fucking storm outside.

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Smashfags deserve death

You just know these artists didn't give a shit about Dark Samus before Smash. Fuck fake fans.

He does good artwork otherwise.

I keep hoping the guy opens a patreon or something so he'll have an excuse to publish it, but he probably won't.

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Sorry dude I'm also a hospital employee but i got today off. What do you do

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I'm pretty certain everybody following him is just waiting for the day that he dumps those hundreds of images.

youtube.com/watch?v=PDJLvF1dUek

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But I'm not "protesting them" for being "racist". I'm saying that they're utterly pointless for the most part.

His whole gallery is filled up with Metroid art from the entire series though.

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its similarly hellish in the north, too
I live in new york and its gotten so hot my dog's paws are getting blisters from the pavement being hot enough to cook eggs

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That's the power of secondaries and waifufags, your slightly niche game will become more popular, but there will be no discussion about the game at all. It's a monkey paw.

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It's raining today so I had to cook indoors. Gonna grill the rest of the week though.

>DoodleWill
Based. Though I wish he did more Sunny

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always thought he was faggot.

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Man, as long as there's more fap material for Dark Samus and more interest in the series, I don't give a shit

Teke is a full blown Metroid fanboy. His entire art pool is just Metroid.

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I wanna fuck that brain like a fleshlight.

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Sorry, who's this cosplayer?

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good doujin
even has impregnation

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So what if it's good art? This asshole has a heart more gnarled and black than the fucking Grinch. He could cure cancer tomorrow and it still wouldn't make up for this goddamn travesty. This kind of torture should be against the Geneva convention.

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please dont lewd brain prime

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i was jerking off to metroid but not playing the games before smash was even a concept in sakurai's brain.

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USA
USA
USA
DARK ARMOR PUSSY
USA
USA
USA

Imagine putting your dick in a Metroid's slimy veiny insides

cringe

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Gonna have a couple of burritos

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euro here, I'm bbqing for you yankeedoodlydoos as we speak

That manga is the absolute greatest.

Because I work, but at least I got that holiday pay + 1.5x.
Although I COULD use my PTO...

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I'm sick as a dog and can't celebrate freedom day this year. All I want is a tasty burg.

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>burritos
Eeeeeh, acceptable, you better be located south at least.

Why is this well known pedophile tolerated on Twitter?

is this guy a super villain or something? I got hard for nothing

YEAH POST THE FULL PICTURE BITCH BITCH BITCH

>Already forgetting what sort of a platform twitter truly is.
Lurk more.

what is it called?

Post Sylux

>Why aren't you BBQ'ing it up on freedom day Yea Forums?
Because I don't own one. I'm still going to cook myself some hamburgers, it's just going to have to be on the stove.

Sorry man, it's too late. Smash fans only like Metroid: Other M, and the only consider the other metroid games good for porn, nothing more. After all, a strong woman is "fucking sjw shit" according to a majority of smash threads. She has to be sexy AND submissive to a man before she's acceptable.

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whats this fucking guys problem asshole

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The Way of the House Husband

Not this faggot again.

I wanna mating press dark samus

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>he wouldn't fuck a skeleton
What are you, gay?

The truth hurts kid. I'm sorry you can't handle it.

I really wish the skeleton jelly design had been carried over for Prime 3

But that's exactly what I'm doing, user.

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>metroid art
>WAAAH SMASH REEEEEE
2 words: RENT FREE

I don't understand this image and it kind of makes me angry

You can rationalise the sexy Zero Suit Dark Samus designs by pretending it's bad ending Samus from Prime 3

>metroid art made by people who hate the series and just want porn
ftfy

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Angry because Dark Samus can't enjoy its burger?

Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband

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angry because a space alien can't be american

For those like this user who don't get the joke. Dark Samus was created by Retro Studios' character designer Andrew Jones. Dark Samus is not only the first American Nintendo Rep, But the first Texan rep since Retro is set in Austin Texas.

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>responding to ACfag
when will you niggers learn

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>People didn't care about Marth or Roy until Smash and that is good.
>People didn't care about Dark Samus until smash and that is bad

alright then.

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I am sympathetic towards your plight even though others will not be

>

>there are high chances of rain by the time night comes around
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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>people don't care about Metroid until Smash
ftfy

oh
I thought it was just some obnoxious "draw a random character as american" meme

Fuck off degenerate low IQ tranny

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many thanks

Fuck off degenerate low IQ faggot

I was, but it started to rain, I had to finish up with my cooking with a air fryer.

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There's an armored core fag itt?

>neighbors already lighting up illegal monster tier fireworks in the middle of the day
>Reverberations thought the entire block
>Sirens

I don't need to hear Swiss army cannons at this time of day folks.

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>immigrant
OH NO NO NO

Nope. For once there's actual context behind a video game girl looking patriotic.

Too much wagecucking this week, I have zero energy to give a shit about any holiday right now. Anyone calling me to come over for a bbq can shove a polish sausage up their butt.

Everyone should be forced to celebrate the greatest day in the world to pay tribute to all the great things we've given this world

>Do you imagine yourself as an alien monster
Yes

If liberals are commies, then why are conservatives cheering for Russia to interfere with our elections again?

I thought conservatives were fascists. Got tired of calling them that?

This happens every so often, when parties do a 180 on a topic.
See also, liberals are now heavily negative on sex content because it's objectifying or something like that despite being the leaders of the sexual revolution.

I'm pointing out an actual observable fact.

source

is it really this bad in america?

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This is a DARK Samus thread, retard.

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bald eagles are glorified seagulls desu

The ones who said that about them being literally Hitler thought they were right too. The thought of Neo-Conservatives being literally Marx now is hilarious.

Yeah, and everyone posting porn has said, on multiple occasions, that they hate the prime series and only care because of the porn. I actually got called a "fucking sjw" in previous threads because i said I enjoyed the first Metroid prime, the one without samus in her zero suit.

I guess I'll >buy games via Steam Sale and then go out and get a big fat burger with bacon and blue cheese. Practically got double pay at work today so I'm cool with going out. Maybe I'll see some fireworks, I know I sold enough to burn the house I live in down today alone.

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Orale boss! Want to come over tonight , my brother brought over some fireworks and we gonna , boom boom, in the street. It's gonna be fun man

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>metroid phiddies fuck yes
>breast expansion
Is it me or is the CAPCHA getting a lot worse?

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>Responding to ACfag
Please don't.

just keeping an eye out to make sure niggers aren't throwing recyclables in the trash

please dont make dark samus a generic slimegirl. the suit is the biggest factor about her

delicious carapace

Reminder not to hold smoke bombs as they're lit. I had one blow up and fragment all over my hand as a kid even though they're not supposed to do that. A literal clay grenade.

holy shit im dying

>Smashfags are the majority of the modern day metroid "fandom"

This never would've happened if Samus was a Robot.

So one whole day? You're a fucking pit master.

This. It would;ve kept the degenerate waifufags away, and maybe people wouldn't mindlessly jerk off Other M as the best metroid ever made. Other M wouldn't even exist.

gookmoot trying to bully you into buying 4channel seasonal passes.

Get captcha buster, it turns the google bots against their masters

Now this is peak beauty.

Holy shit

Phazon suit > Metroid goo mutant > walking triclops X-ray > samus OC > spider mech > Venom in a power armor

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>ranks a character from a game series he's never played

You're not exactly in a position to judge.

You shut your whore mouth

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What's wrong with Armored Core? I thought Yea Forums loved that series? You guys have the worst taste imaginable I swear.