What went wrong?

It's fucking textbook paracucks shit.

First and last time I preorder a paradox game.

>not making these developers lives more comfortable
what the fuck is wrong with you incels?

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have sex

unpaid redditors getting mad the game wasn't what they wanted it to be

It's been paradoxes shtick for a while now to drop mediocre games that will only be "masterpieces" after several DLCs released. This time however even the vanilla experience was so bland and boring that even the most die hard paradoxshills were astonished at how bland and boring it is. EUIV, CK2 and HOI4 had way more mechanics and more depth from the start than I:R and people were rightfully angry about it.

Making a 'sequel' to a game that got mixed reviews in 2008 and lifting mechanics off said game and thinking it'll be enough.
also Johan doesn't give a shit anymore after nearly killing himself after the HOI3 release

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>nearly killing himself after the HOI3 release
for real?

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>including quenya
>picture has a tranny in front

No wonder everything they do is garbage.

Yeah, Hoi3 released in a real bad state and he couldn't handle the backlash as it was his dream project

Explain
pcgamer.com/uk/imperator-rome-review/

there is something positive in seeing a game fail for something that has to do with base mechanics design and the developer learning about it and going to change in future titles.Failture is an essential part of experimentation and niches games can't go without it.

better than seeing yet another mediocre FPS clone or unimaginative card game derivative.

Could be that’s she’s just ugly

uhmm.... excuse me incel nazi?
You realize the devs have been WORKING VERY HARD on this game and every DLC so they DESERVE your money.
now, have sex.

barebones alpha game

most nations don't have national ideas or specific events

also there's way too many provinces that not only make the game run like ass but makes conquering your entire region tedious

srsly you have to wage war like against 400 different nations just to unite Iberia

Well for starters it's a game called "the roman empire" that has its end date in 27 BCE

>imperator rome
>game ends before rome becomes an empire
kek

the absolute state of paracucks

>The Latin word imperator derives from the stem of the verb imperare, meaning 'to order, to command'. It was originally employed as a title roughly equivalent to commander under the Roman Republic. Later it became a part of the titulature of the Roman Emperors as part of their cognomen.
retards

Except the golden age of video game design was driven by the fact that publishers didn't know what worked and therefore stood back from the creative process. Whereas pdx thinks it does know what works and were intervening in the creative process as a publisher and not as a developer, in essence to see how car they could stretch their profit margin.

>Later it became a part of the titulature of the Roman Emperors as part of their cognomen.
lmao dumbass

the word evolved and now it means exactly what we think it means

At the time of the game it didn't mean what you think it means, you unwashed savage.

nice

retard, it was used well before the empire, during the republic, so any claim that the game ends too early just shows you for the ignorant pleb you are.
find something else to whine about.

>"If we make another GSG but water it down further it will be even more successful!"
who the fuck makes a simulator game about roman society and doesn't include the fucking politics

also mana needs to fucking die

They probably have some but decided, seeing as the game is worthless and barren without it, that it would make a nice DLC

>I don't think you'll love our games from now on.

the absolute state of paracuck employees shilling for this shit game

They just bought Prison Architect to milk it with DLC, so no.

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>be wrong
>get told
>"s-s-shills!!"

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>Why is this game called Yellow? there's no color yellow in it
>You don't get it yellow used to mean coward in 1850!
kek

go away mate, this is the wrong hill to die on

Fuck off retard. Imperator meant that you were hailed "victor" by your soldiers after a pitched battle. That's one of the conditions for a triumph vote in the senate.

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>paradox crying about valve being jews
>while literally shitting out a dlc with massive sections being marked as //TODO

i didnt even bother pirating this turd.

they really fucked themselves didn't they?
I've never seen a more beloved company turned to despised more thoroughly and quickly as Paradox
MAYBE Maxis

"Monarch Power..."

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Same. Looks like the worst of EU4, without any of the good.

>Imperator meant
>meant
I rest my case

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HoI3 was a good game but even now it feels like it's not entirely finished
when it came out it was a buggy mess

I just checked my dictionary and it's not part of the English language. Now what?

It's false marketing, paracuck. This is like naming a game "Emperor Gaius Caesar" and you play as Caligula.

anyone has that picture of the paradox developer with a picture of lenin on his table?

Why does video game development and the IT sector in general seem to attract such utter degenerates?

found it

what a shitshow of a company fucking hell

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>that body language
I'm not even surprised by this point.

What the hell.

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How is that weird? Dude's developing HoI and based on the books on his desk and his setup does work regarding the fluff.

what a fucking pussy and a manchild