CTR

>get blue orbed off the spiral of dragon mines
>get blown up with a bomb when i get back, off the sprial again
>get missiled
>run into a green potion because ive gone full retard after all that

FUCK this game.

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roo's tubes is the figure 8 course so it's that luigi one from double dash

based cuckold posting mungdaal

how does the ranked point system work? do I get more points for finishing first in one race or finishing 4th in 3 races?

>missile chases me around 90 degree turn in Papu's Pyramid
You cheating fucks, fuck you and your perfect missiles while mine can't even go in a fucking straight line.
Still won.

Nash Team Racing?

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Can't catch me now!!

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Threadly reminder that offline rewards were nerfed so the grind became even bigger. Beenox dosn't care about you.

Bring Sewer Speedway down and Android Alley up

I think we're not supposed to grind, getting top 5% takes very little effort just show up everyday for a bit. If you mean coin grind then I think you're just meant to play at your own pace and you need to be okay when you can't afford something, just wait for it to show up in the shop again later.

You seem upset

How's the Switch playerbase compared to PS4?

based

How do I beat crash cove platinum relic?

And that justifies actually lowering the rewards versus raising them online? if that was true online wouldn't have weekday and weekend bonuses it would have been nerfed as well but it's not. It's a simple case of Activision punishing players who aren't playing online.

You would be too if offline was your only option.

a joke

It's not a grind, you're not suppose to unlock everything in a single day. You play each day until the 5x bonus runs dry, after that it's not viable to grind for coins, you play for fun or wait till the next day when the bonus comes back.

git gud___________

But actually, why does an entirely F2P shop have a timer?
On a real cash shop, its to entice people to buy now now now. Why can't I pick what my wumpa coins go to?

what the FUCK did you just say?

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every box and keep doing those cheeky perfect turbos

And what if you don't have online? far too many of you faggots are answering these complains as if everyone who owns a console plays online, try thinking outside of your box for once.

oh yeah no you're definitely supposed to play online for the online event

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It's to keep people playing the game over time. Splatoon uses a similar strategy with its weapons release.

How do feel about the new playable characters Yea Forums?

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I don't remember power up spam being nearly as bad on ps1, thoughts

Did the bots I played on ps1 not know how to use power ups or are they overtuned in this game

How do you not have online? How can you afford a console and a game if you can't pay like 50 bucks a year for online? It's really not a valid excuse at all and no reason to play the victim.

Have you guys found your most hated item moment in the game yet? Mine is specifically in any halfpipe-like segment, where if you get hit by an item you bounce up the wall and slowly slide down perhaps facing the wrong way a little. It's so fucking hard to readjust yourself afterwards. It's legitimately worse than falling because at least you are facing forward and can get a boost.

Very happy indeed.

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>dude how in the FUCK are you not paying for your internet TWICE?! get with the times bro
These threads are fucked.

>show up every day for a little bit

why make it seem like its that easy? there are NEETs with no lives. its IMPOSSIBLE to compete

PS1 bots were god awful even on hard mode.

How big of a joke? I just got it for Switch and I'm worried I just blew a load of money for nothing

Liz has perfect design (for me), but the worst class.

I like Tawna, but I don't really care about the other girls.

fucking this, paying for ps+ is cancer

What the fuck are you doing, user? Why aren't you playing Battle Mode right now? You do know it's the most fun game mode to play with friends, right? If you even have those, you loser.

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Odd are always balanced for PVE, obviously not in online mode.
I agree, I got stuck in the deep sea drive tube for more than ten seconds because I would get hit by the spinning things before I could readjust my kart.

I am counting the days until I no longer have to use this skin.

Threadly reminder that Crash threads are full of racing bros and chads and they hate that we're having FUN in here.

top5% is like 16000 players user, its not that hard if you aren't a shitter

So you're just poor as fuck? Well then it's only fitting that you're also poor in terms of Wumpa coins.

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This
it's how MKDS did it

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Liz has an unbelievably sexy body. It blows my mind nobody complained about her yet.

The funniest/most annoying is when people place nitro/beakers just on the section where you get blue flame and drop down through the center of the track. If you fall there, you land on the track below and get pushed back half a lap. I got fucked by it once, and now I do it all the time online. If you get a nitro and angle it right it's almost unavoidable.

Can someone on Switch play a quick game with me? None of my friends have the game and I wanna do the challenge. 6254-6506-2224

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do people on Yea Forums unironically pay for online for console? look I get you can be poor and only have a ps4 I'm not even hating, but to pay for online. yikes people like you are why I dream of being a super villain

@469175076
Now you're just shitposting for the sake of it, not even getting a (you) for that.

>hit 800 on Switch leaderboards for Nitro
just gotta keep it up for 24 days...

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What challenges do you need to do?
I need a few too

What map is that?

does it indicate if you're currently in the top 5?

Oops, thought I already mentioned Oxide Station. Try it yourself some time, it's fun.

I like ami, but shes the only one. Woulda prefered her accel, but w/e.

just calculate it user, are you retarded??

Now that the dust has settled, which game is better?

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I just wanna at least get the one for playing a match with a friend. But if you wanna do more we can do more.

I am doing the time trials
>complete oxide ghost times on 75% of tracks
>doesn't count because you have to beat the track, then ntropy and THEN oxide ghost

what a retarded fucking design choice

Beenox and Activision striaght up don't care about the whiners with these games.

They've already stated they don't give a shit if 1st-World pissbabies think Papu Papu is racist. They've got more balls than Naughty Dog do nowadays.

I can't fucking stand rockets.
Honestly when someone uses 1 rocket, then a second one to keep you chain stunned it's bullshit. They should be limited to one use.

>do people on Yea Forums unironically pay for online for console?
No, instead we spend our money on a multiplayer game and then play it offline against bot while complaining about not getting Wumpa coins.

MK8 is one of the worst MK in general. Maybe the worst.

They're both great and the perfect Kart Racer would have the best elements of both.

I would have no problem with them if they weren't so fucking hard to block, if you are in a drift you are just fucked.

>remove the coins, grind, and pit stop
CTR by a mile
>include all that shit
MK8

CTR because it requires skill.

Mario Kart Wii is the worst. Godawful item balance, and unlockables that require you to play races near perfectly with said godawful item balance working against you.

>he hasn't played super circuit

>someone shoots rocket at me
>throw down beaker and break it
>he shoots a second one immediately and there's no way to defend myself

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To be honest as someone who's played MK8 a ton since Wii U and more on Switch, I'm really liking CTR more. And I've never even played the original. Fans of this game didn't over sell it. It really is probably the best kart racer over ever played at least.

Winning on twilight tour against a friend and with tawna, twice
That way we can get 4 challenges in one trip

RILLA ROO, WINS!
If he's acceleration he will be my new main. Probably won't be, but a man can hope.

Make a sharp jump turn just before it's going to hit you.

>more accessible
MK8
>requires skill
CTR

Sure thing. You set it up and I'll join you.

Oxide station. Here, specifically.

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I assume, you put the item at the end of the ramp, like at the tip, instead of at the very start of the boost pad, correct?

Rimba DLC when?

Vyxx's Daisy Doll could be easily remodeled into a go-kart

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Why does Tawna have a pointy nose like Crash & Crunch, but all of the other girls (including Coco) don't?

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MK8 = Ultimate
CTR = Melee

In reality many tracks had their coins increased and the minimum coinage went from 20 to 30.

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Yeah. Right before the end of the ramp, preferably at a slight angle so the person behind needs to avoid a larger area and not just a single flat side of the crate. It works well with beakers too, but they're obviously easier to avoid.

Tawna sounds like a husky-voiced stone cold bitch and it makes me absolutely fucking diamonds every time

Mario Kart Wii is the best one though (that is if you don't mind playing Funky Kong exclusively on the Bowser Bike, but Funky Kong and that bike are based so you shouldn't)

Pretty much this. MK8D is an amazing local multiplayer game, CTR:NF is an amazing single-player/online game.

Love 'em both. Great to have them both on my console.

So MK8 is better and CTR is only liked by deluded nostalgiafags who haven't showered in months?

I actually did it lads. Grinded 1:20's on Jungle Boogie for about an hour, got enough for the Megumi pack. See you fellas once the pit stop changes.

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>18 buffed
>10 nerfed
Not really a big enough gap to claim "most" with even one track being nerfed a fucking joke however it's enlightening regardless so thanks. Still needs a bigger bump though.

Can I join too?
tfw literally no friends on the switch

Only autistic retards fall for the ass bandicoot meme

Same goes for anyone who played anything sonic related after sonic 2

I find N Gin Labs the quickest for me to get a lot of coins. It's really easy to maintain blue flame, you can be done in no time at all, and 56 coins a pop is decent.

>grinding on Jungle Boogie
Why?

Has the Isabella pack been on sale yet? I need my wife.

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I'm joining too. Anyone else who wants to play, post your IDs and I'll add you.

Because its the easiest track for me to do in less than a minute and a half. I kept fucking up the Thunderstruck skip, it wasnt counting my laps even though I was doing it correctly.

>go from fearing unlocking n.tropy to nailing his times in 1 go
It really does feel great to git gud at this.
Haven't played an actual learning curve game in a while. Fucking zoomers and their 'if i can't beat it in 10 minutes, its dark souls' mentality.

their faces were all based on their old models, Coco and the Nitro Squad had Anime faces while Tawna looked like this

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>on Jungle Boogie
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=o5g8pR589Qs
Best Crash Racing OST

>already got the challenge for beating the new map three times
>when we get it, completely go for 1st place even though I don't need it and cuck somebody

who here /devlish/

I turn around at the finishing line, wait for 2nd to come, and hit them with a rocket, and then reverse over the line into 1st

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Did you drive any further than the skip? It takes like 7 seconds of driving for the lap to register.

you need to get a life

based

do it as digital tropy for maximum devilishness

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not yet maybe when the pitstop refreshes

What track would you suggest?
I'm not sure. I'll have to re-check how to do it and try again.

I cannot believe I exist in a timeline in which Spyro is actually confirmed to be playable soon, that is so fucking hype. God it's so great Crash/Spyro are brother series, FUCK.

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time for my daily chores

I finally won a damn race as a trophy girl!
Now I just need to win the rest of the online challenges

what kind of dog is that, I want to pet it

I mastered playing through the entire track with USF in time trials so playing online was a cake walk. Meanwhile zoomers are exploiting the "Win 3 times" challenge with their friends because they can't git gud.

nah man thats Mario Kart 64

anyone wanna add for the friends list challenges? i don’t have many friends on PS4

I like Spyro but he's probably going to be an all-rounder just like Crash and I won't play with shit characters like that.

post your code and we can play for a bit. I suck though.

You can do some of them in private lobby

She's the Krunk of the Nitro Squad

Servers are down?

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You can do some of them in a private lobbies

>sorceress is gonna be speed
>we're gonna have to fill lobbies with that fat cunt for nitro

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Sure bud: SW-0755-2955-9683

Grand prix is not loading for me, anyone else have same problems?

There gonna put Spyro on that skateboard boosty thing from his minigame, aren't they?

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Just use what you like, man. Surely you won't miss 15%

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not working for me

Seems like it, I can't get in

>completed aku cup
>doesn't get checked off
?????

Is there a bug?

Crash cove is more akin to Crescent Island from DKR. Blizzard Bluff is also similar to the snow tracks of that game.

servers are down on switch

It's down

I don't even like Coco but that picture makes me really REALLY sad. Why you gotta bum me out?

The best character that room-temperature-IQ morons hate for seemingly 0 reason? Sweet.

>servers are down
BEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX

What are the prerequisites to complete the 'Complete Aku cup' daily challenge? I just ran it from the arcade and didn't get the checkmark saying I completed it.

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why is she looking at me like that

CTR is a lot more rewarding to get good at. Its grind is also better than 8's coin collecting

I hope you guys can make it into top10

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>Isabella has the same stats as my mains Geary and Small Norm

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maybe because servers just went down

Fake Velo when?

Because you saw her private pics with Coco

You didn't get it because the servers are fucked

I hope to N. Trophy that's the reason I just had 0 coins after nearly having enough for Megumi

couldn't get a lobby, this makes sense

still getting coins offline, no nitro though?

DSP blundering through and having genuine anger towards something for once was pretty great.
youtu.be/gy0PSP5up1E

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Great taste, user.

My wumpas D:

Yeap, you need to be online for it

What makes you say she's going to be in?

same voice actor

but same for coins, i thought?

If you're still here ugogogo was I supposed to win that one?

Works fine for me so far.

Here, interesting bit, if you guys care.

To the people complaining about how you can't change your character/customize your stuff until you join a match making game

Online > Private Match > Go to Lobby > > Customization

Free to mess around as long as you like. This is obviously silly and unesseserary and there should just be a gargage or something added, but this will have to do for now.

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back online

No, you can get them offline

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>lobbies go up
>everyone is a non trophy girl character
It's beautiful.

Still unable to connect here

i'm pretty sure if you aren't connected to the internet you cant get coins

thunder struck

The frustrating part is some or all of your customizations getting reset randomly every 30 minutes.

YOU GET COINS

Nah, you know what? No, I lied, you don't get them offline

back online on ps4

Fucking retarded. So what happens in a year or two when Activision moves on to their next game? no coins for anyone, Pit Stop shut down sorry you don't have that skin but fuck you?

Are you zoomer or what? Crash and Spyro have always been sister franchises.
>Crash 3 had a Spyro 1 demo
>Spyro 2 had a CTR demo
>Spyro 3 had a Crash Bash demo and vice-versa
>Spyro was playable on GBA CNK
>They had two crossover games on the GBA, on which they worked together against an alliance of Cortex and Ripto
>There were Crash themed adventures on Skylanders, which is a Spyro spin off

the game will have micro-transactions by then user

she knows what you did in your bedroom late at night

how have people beaten gold tier already

If the guy named ku on the switch is still here, what do you want to do?

>Keep connecting to rooms and being booted back to an empty lobby immediately
AAAAAAAAA STOP ITTTTTT

And done, thanks for the help, first race was really close

No job, no sleep, or autistic macro setup

>best track visuals of the NK tracks
>best track music of the NK tracks
>best track layout of the NK tracks
>best champion
Why is Fenomena so based?

> tfw when my waifu, Liz, is a shit turn character
What do I do bros, do I jump to the Isabella/ami bandwagon?

Yeah that was a lot of fun gg

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Autism.

>have 5029 coins
>oh boy, I can almost afford megumi!
>one more race and I have it
>win
>lemme check the coin balance...
>0
>0
>0
>0
>0
...
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK ME!

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I've had some chase me past 90 degree turns and launch pads, it's ridiculous.

>need coins
>might as well drag myself through thunderstruck, at least I'll get good at drifting
>meh stage, meh music
>original music : yes
GOOD FUCKING LORD

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This is exactly how I beat rematch Oxide, and the bastard still ended up only 3 seconds behind me.

you can still have Liz as your waifu and use other characters user

just use her in offline like during Tropy time trials or casual Cup play

You're not alone. Seems like servers are messing up

Gotta sauce on that?

I hope beenox patches the game someday so that every character can choose between beginner allround and advanced.

I want to main fake crash but the speed chars are just too much better

That feel when i just want Jak and Daxter DLC carts from Jak X

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Lads, I have achieved a level of true woah. I unironically know, the best way to dab on everybody.

Crash Bandicoot. Default Skin. Default Kart. No Customization. The great part is, everybody thinks you're some true noob, and then you just go literal DNF on them, as default Crash. Trust me on this, experience this level of woah with me. Dab on these bandiqts.

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>tfw no N sticker

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Holy shit I'm replaying Mario Kart 8 after playing Crash cause the family is over for the 4th and it's so bad. Can't believe I used to enjoy this. It's so slow.

upboat'd
have all my reddit gold :)

Need anything specific?

I'm praying Ripto doesn't end up being a beginner like Velo. I know he will be though.

>crash + spyro + jax & daxter + ratchet & clank characters and themed karts
unironically Activision's redemption arc complete, 10 years of bullshit DLC would be worth it just for that

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>Looks great
>Infinitely quotable
>Has a Tommy gun
>Accel class (the best racer class)
>His homestage is the game's Rainbow Road
>Does the Sonic 06 "woah" when he gets hit
>Fucks Tawna silly after she dumps Crash
>Is the speed champion

Is there a more based character?

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I think I need to win 2 more times on the new stage, and win with Tawna at said stage

Okay, go for it.

Wow, this idea is so original and funny, haha. I love it, user! You're a real goofster, you!

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God i wish.

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Its the shitty version for idiots

I'm still mildly entertained but the lack of advanced mobility is torture.

You just know these two got dabbed on by default Crash

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Boring and generic. At least they arent babies

turbo controller

Who is your current main?

Do you want to try someone else or plan on changing when DLC?

I DNF little shits like you who think are funny.
They end up ragequitting like the pussies they really are.

based

cringe

The truth is no one actually cares who you play as.

I'm stuck using Ami and Megumi due to Nitro gains right now.

Cortex. Gonna stick with him.

Any fellow dataminers here can confirm if the next event has some leaderboard top 5% kart? I've barely slept since the event started and it's fucking me up, I'm trying to compensate for the last glutch grind everyone is going to go for.

unless its digital tropy, basically this

youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

>can just barely see liz's asshole
this is my fetish

Coco. If Nina comes soon, I'll switch.

Thanks fren, anything specific you need?

Activision basically confirmed every grand prix will reward the Champion Kart.

The only difference is each one will have a different exclusive skin.

Hopefully after the last Grand Prix and no more content is planned they’ll restructure content unlocks (no online required, no rotating pit stop stock, just everything for sale) and massively boost coin gain rate. And re-print the game on disk with all the content+updates included, similar to how recent prints of N.Sane Trilogy had Stormy Ascent and Future Tense (and patches) included.

I was doing this for a couple of days but seemed to get no reaction from people other than the occasional quit from the lobby, then I turned the cosmetics back on because might as well. This game really needs a text or voice chat, I want to hear people scream my name when I fuck them into DNF oblivion.

Why don't you just start a free PS+ trial and repeat the process every 15 days?

Looks the same besides resolution. It's a good port all things considering. I didn't want to shell out monies for online on ps4 when literally all of my ps4 games are single player and at least I have smash on switch.

Probably the same kart, but a different decal unique to the next event, just as this event has a twilight tour themed decal for it.

Pinstripe. Might give Tawna a shot so I can play the couple.

Any speed character but I actually like them.
I'm currently using Ami, which I planned on doing anyways, but I'm tired of the racing skin. I just want to use bee Ami but dat nitro tho.

Even the thought of that makes me want to drop the game hard and just wait. I'm seriously sick of grinding.

It's a retarded idea because just like every time its been done in MK it ends up with tryhard minmaxers picking the most optimal combination and you never see anything else.

How do you get the full 50% boost? I've got character, skin, body, wheels, paint and am only at 45%. Can't see anything else giving a boost.

NORMIES RISE UP
Waiting for Nina though.

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I guess either I wait until tomorrow or I start grinding, yaaaaaay

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I grinded Electron Avenue in offline, gives me 80 coins per race.
Once you learn the shortcut it gets piss easy

Body pattern and paint job are two different things.

What if I told you, user

I was both those posts?

You do not understand my level of woah. Nothing is better than Defualt Crashing some Digital Trope or bandiqts

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>play with a some faggot and overtake him at the last second
>he rage quits then leaves if he sees me in the same lobby as him for the rest of the night
>see him again today, he doesn't leave
>he comes 3rd
>rage quits
i seriously hope you don't do this

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I'm guessing we both need the 8th->1st on final lap. It should be easy enough to get, want to give that a shot? You can go first, I'll stick with the pack on easy.

Sounds like you're missing the body pattern

>top 10 in track with glitch lap leaderboard
whatever man i'm only interested in glitchless times (it was 1.23.58 last time i check)

but then the kart you like using will be ass and the karts that are good would look like shit it’d be no different

Hey user, I'll kick you in the balls for five bucks.

Oxide, the most based ayy

All right, lets do it to it

>tfw considering buying a PS4 just for this
I emulated the original and I've never been so hooked
Would there still be time to get the GP rewards if I started in about a week when I get my paycheck?

Ah, guess I'll need to actually get one then

I always quit out of the lobby if there are any decent players, it's better to play with noobs to ensure you get 12 trophy coins, nothing to do with rage.

Raccoon Ami makes me diamonds. Also pic related always made me picture Tawna more milf like. Oh well.

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Kill yourself retard
I bet you're that shitty webm player of the original who couldn't git gud

in that case

cringe

cringe

I wouldn't buy a console for one game but yeah you'd have time, just be aware you'll also need to pay for the online service.

I fucking love playing levels with giant shortcuts for this very reason. I can make half a lobby quit on the first lap of Out of Time because of the fence and the jump skip.

Fuck this gay earth how can people aim beakers and bombs perfectly to screw me over but every time I try hit a wall.

the online is broken, user

Quitters are fags. I may be mediocre but at least I'm actually attempting to learn the track over just giving up as soon as someone takes a shortcut I miss.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER ZEM PUSHED ME THROUGH THE FINISH LINE
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Weight classes are retarded but I think it would be cool if karts or wheels changes your class type. No min maxing between the stats just changing between them.

What happened, bad connection?

9/10 times you should use those items defensively anyway. Missiles and Aku are your offensive choices. It's a waste hoping you'll big brain out the perfect angle with non homing weapons

.t woah'd

can't untake it now, we've all seen it. get woah'd on

See

Fuck
Let's go again lol

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go back to

you can't tell the difference between glitchless and glitch runs without looking at replay which you can't do afaik

Tawna for the Grand Prix, but I normally main Crash.
I use Pura/Polar (and for the GP Liz) as backups when I'm on a tighter track though.
I'm happy with my setup. I'd like to try out N Brio and Koala Kong once they're available too.

Why do Polarfags always DNF?

lads, I've just noticed something. I can guarantee crash this game. If you throw/use an item online, JUST as you go over the finish line [ the last lap ] , you will 100% crash your game, every time. tested it. Try it online. Just as you pass the finish line, use an item. I've noticed if it's a throwable one, it does it. Somebody needs to tell beenox of this.

>tfw sitting here practicing crashing my game

unironically bug testing it for them holy shit

I wish she wasn't turn

is coin grinding possible in single player?

Exact same thing happend to me, user.

>threw a bomb backwards at a player just as I came first over the finish line, game crashes

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it's arguably faster than online which is fucking sad

Based

Beenox should just add an engine select to the game sometime. Better than arbitrarily screwing over certain characters with a stat spread they can't feasibly use, and it would make more sense than forcing players to use stupid-looking kart combos.

I always fire away my weapon at the finish line because why not? Game hasn't crashed once, I'm on Switch.

no and now it isn't possible online either. What the fuck was that 30 coins I just earned

Possible but you will want to kill yourself. You'll have to do 60 runs of the Thunder track using the exploit to cut down time if you want enough coins to buy one skin. Enjoy.

This also happens, if you throw a potion FORWARD over it, as you win the game. The game gets confused and just boots you, it's really fucking weird.

>Just now fucking dominating an online race on Tiny Temple
>Last place guy is slamming back and forth width-wise across the track right in front of the finish line, over and over again all race without going ANYWHERE
>I'm more than half a lap in front of everyone
>USF the whole way around the track twice
>Cross the track to finish the race
>Everything freezes vibrates and stutters like mad
>Crashes system

What the fuck just happened boys?

Get it on Switch if you have it, we could always use the extra players.

RIP your save

no crashes on my switch but bombs reminded me
>the new track, whatever it was called
>be lapping everyone
>see the last guy
>I have a bomb
>roll a bomb behind when I get in front of him
>just as he was about to jump over a cliff and now he fell down

You finally played online more than 30 minutes per day and are receiving normal rewards from beginner maps, it has been like this since the game got released.

I hope next time there's no character bonus.

>she
waifufags are going too far

>can't beat the tropy trial on crash cove
a-am I retarded

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There will be.

possibly

Neither can I and I've been trying since a week after the game came out. He's just too fast for me.

i can't either

Literally yes, I cannot fathom how someone could have problems with Tropy, look up how to turboslide. They even nerfed Oxide from the original to the point where you can bump into walls and fall down pits and still emerge victorious.

Play as a speed character, skip the wooden ramp and use the shortcut jump with a triple boost then past the bridge use a triple boos through the grass while following the outline of the mountain.

Hm, for some reason I didn't get it. Oh well. Anything else, or up for some regular races?

Anything else you wanna do?

I loaded it back up and everything was absolutely fine. I have no idea what the fuck happened

Funny thing is... her N. Sane Trilogy model is almost 1:1 to the original but something was lost in translation. She would have been better if VV had just made her from scratch like the trophy girls.

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do i have to do that on a specific map/difficulty level?

Oh okay. I started grinding more now because I wanted to buy all the new bandibabes (especially megumi), earlier I've been switching between time trials and online.
I hate the time trials so much. I enjoy driving fast around the track and to unlock n. tropy but why do I have to suffer through four loading screens on every single track to get that fucking star, why not just give the ghost immidietly???

I actually didn't seem to get it too, but oh well. I guess I'm down for anything really, I just need coins for Megumi before she rotates

>They still didn't fix if you beat N Tropy's time before unlocking him you don't beat him

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>still can't decide if i want to buy the game
I loved the game as a kid but these days i barely play a game more than a day before not touching it again.

Are all those CNK characters only from that game? I've never seen any of these guys in my life.

N Tropy is a good wake up call for what is really required to "git gud" at the game

>All the obscure trophy girls and CNK bosses getting some spotlight
What about Yaya?

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Yes

Except for Crunch and N Trance, yes

It's hands down the game of the year.

ye

If you think that's bad, i've beaten 75% of oxides times on the first run through so i still need to it twice

the trophy girls were modeled by beenox and not VV

Offline coin grinding is probably faster unless you still have your daily boost. I find n gin labs a pretty good time-coin ratio.

Give up

Just watch youtube.com/watch?v=1ImeU0z61HM

Yeah, just checked and it still isn't accomplished. I guess you have to do it in a non-private match?

>Trying to BS the "win online" missions because fuck this, I just want the nitro fuel and only have online based challenges left
>plan is to use Switch menu to flip on/off airplane mode as suggested
>try to get into a lobby
>the host leaves four 4 fucking times in a row
>even lost out on a chance at Twilight Tour because that thing is never appearing for some damn reason
>lost a chance at Tiny Arena too
>finally get the trick to work on a course
>next course is Oxide Station
>turn on/off airplane mode, whatever
>go through entire race in 1st
>touch finish line at end of 3rd lap
>system encounters an error and shuts down
>resets
>check Grand Prix
>I didn't even get any Nitro or have my win counted
some of these challenges are just motherfucking horseshit

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The guy smashing the wall was probably a bot. When all the players DC mid game there's usually one bot that drives in circles or sits still. I seen two bots actually fighting each other once. They were sitting in the same place throughout the entire match and just kept smashing each other with items.

It feels great to have both cartoon psychos and big-titted bimbos in a 2019 game

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>Unlock Tawna
>Think that I would just ignore her and stay with Ami, but try her out anyways
>Hear her Latinoamerican dub voice
>Peepee inmediatly hard
I guess I have a new main now. For reference, her VA also does the dub of Rei from Evangelion and Sora from Digimon.

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NEW NITRO KART TRACKS MAKE THE CTR TRACKS LOOK LIKE DOG SHIT
FUCK COCO PARK
FUCK CRASH COVE
FUCK ROOS TUBES
FUCK DRAGON MINES
FUCK POLAR PASS
FUCK BLIZZARD BUFFS
FUCK NU-N.GIN LABS
FUCK TURBO TRACK
FUCK SLIDE COLOSSEUM
FUCK TIGER TEMPLE

Can't remember the full name but the track starts with Thunder and look up the exploit for it to skip 80% of it. Keep it on easy because difficulty dosn't matter so you might as well have the least aggressive AI behind you.

polar pass, n gin labs and tiger temple are fine levels

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Her english VA makes me diamonds too. She comes off as a stone-cold bitch and I love it.

Papu's Pyramid is also a figure 8

>durr too easy
That makes them all the more fun to do flawlessly. Fun is what matters.

I saw an AI with a Playstation sticker on its cart, when can I get it Beenox?

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What the fuck are people doing to get some much nitro? Is there some kind of exploit to get easy nitro or something? I've been doing most of the challenges with a 50% boost and playing shitloads of online but i'm rank 20k in the nitro leaderboards yet in the fucking 300 range in the championship leaderboard.

I love her velvet-smooth smoky voice, it's so alluring.

Alright i got the game.
I'm going to suck because i havent played a racing game in like 10 years.

Preorder bonus

I'm sorry if I didn't explain myself properly, I'm saying that it would have been better IF VV had made her the way Beenox made the trophy girls.

>almost all of her lines are taunts
She's perfect.

Grind.

I have 5 platinum relics left to do

Sewer Speedway
N Gin Labs
Cortex Castle
Hot Air Skyway
Oxide Station

Which one do I do next?

So do you think the leak for the upcoming characters is true?

WHAT FUCKING TIME DO I NEED TO UNLOCK N TROPY ON CORTEX CASTLE JESUS CHRIST

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The same VA also does Coco's voice.

How do you get gold/platinum on the relic races? Do you have to break every crate?

>This thread.

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>Safari Tawna
>Raccoon Ami
Holy fuck based Beenox
These alt skins are making me rock hard

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Ami and Megumi

I hope not as the Spyro list sounds fucking awful.

>faster than tropy challenge
>time is actually slower

>it's another episode of lose a race in android alley because I keep falling at the easiest shortcut in the entire game

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Breaking every crate takes off 10 seconds of your time, essentially you have to break them all if you want a chance of getting platinum. There are a few stages where you don't need to, if you go extra fast.

>implying most people don't just aim for 1st every single race

What's wrong with it?

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It's missing some popular characters while including others that are outright hated.

what's the problem? Cortex castle is a fast as fuck track

I DIDNT NEED IT ANYWAY

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When did they add worms?

He's mad because his waifus didn't make the cut.

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>get mask powerup
>drive into train thinking i’m safe
>no

Wait for Spyro grand prix 2

>1750 wumpa
Argh this is endless

grind what? jungle boogie? thunderstruck?

Shame that Liz is handling, cause she has some of the best recolors.

>Would there still be time to get the GP rewards if I started in about a week when I get my paycheck?
Do you still have a job? If so, no. The 5% more or less requires that you grind all day every day

Her face looks like a plank kek

Just play.

>last lap on Dragon Mines
>drift too close to pile of treasure
>OOGA BOOGA
fucking thanks Beenox

>that little giggle she does when dropping items

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Spyro should be speed or acel though, low maneuver

thanks for your well articulated advice i'm reading you loud and clear

post mains

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I consider myself an "average" player and I'm getting times of 2:45 and it's still not good enough to unlock him apparently

So who are the VAs for Tawna and the Trophy Girls? I can't find their names anywhere.

that's a fucking shit comparison

Speed: Dingodile
Accel: Nash, Pinstripe, Megumi
Handling: Ripper Goddamn Roo

Holy shit, they actually made Komodo Joe cool as fuck.

Just do it and be the best for her. I've been using Turns before.

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Ami in motor suit with her Bundle color paintjob, Nitro unlocked Kart, nitro unlocked wheels, and nitro unlocked decal for 50% Nitro bonus.

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What does the N stand for?

No need to be like that user. I wish there were all kinds of exploits for Nitro and Coins so I can just focus on racing but there aren't, all you can do is play and hope to fuck that at some point Beenox patches the game to not be so fucking Korean with its rewards.

Why do you censor your nickname ? Now i see 9 chads and one faggot. You should be proud of yourself.

Crash Test Dummy N Gin is in my pit stop rn.

Will Biker Crash be in the reset?

2:40 is his time, you can see it when choosing to ghost. Use the shortcut, maintain usf after the last big jump and always go through the left when coming to the garden part where you can go either left or right. Also air braking

I got gud at speed characters for Ami so I might as well. The difference is just too extreme.

I'm NOT a furry

Nostradamus

Dude I fucking love battle mode but it always takes a decade to find a lobby
(and missiles can legitimately chase you forever until they hit)

Main: Crash [Tawna for the GP]
Speciality: Pura/Polar [Liz for the GP]

All Rounder: Small Norm, Isabella.
Speed: Crunch, N. Tropy.
Acceleration: Tawna, N. Trance.
Handling: Real Velo.

I'm 4-5 seconds off his time on this stage yet I can't race his ghost? Weird as hell

*AHEM* FUCK THE PIT STOP AND FUCK ACTIVISION. 7/10 OG GAME IS SUPERIOR.

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Another day, another attempt to get my Untouched challenge done. At least now I'm up to 2 on the counter.

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>sub 100 coins a race

Just let me fucking buy them

Same here. I only want to fuck human girls like Lara Croft.

I'm trying to get good at this game but I'm only sapphire on most courses and I can't figure out how to do better. Courses like Papu's with the super tight turns back to back I have no idea how to handle and fuck me on the spiral in the Dragon Mines. What am I actually supposed to do there as no matter how early I start drifting I hit a wall.

fuck battle arena

Ok, now this is epic

100 should really be the bare minimum for any race really. There's no good reason why the grind is so extreme.

Not the joke you're trying to make

Long name, but true story.

I’ll never understand this. It’s not like the characters or karts are advantageous, its purely aesthetic.

Should be getting around 150 a game baseline

>They said I could become anything, so I became a sock-puppet

>stats
Wait, Isabella is balanced?

who the fuck is this goblino

I kinda want to buy one of the sticker/colour packs but it seems so wasteful now when the characters are costing like 75 online races.

Everything about the pit stop and the whole season events thing does surely make it look like Activision wanted monetize it but yanked back at the last minute.

Probably due to not wanting to get swept into the debate over that bill in the US.

Just set this as monitor wallpaper.

Happy Burgerday!

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>Tfw just realized Vicarious Visions didn’t make CTR
>Which means they’ve been working on another Crash game this whole time since N San Trilogy

What are we betting on? Another remake? Brand new platformer?

Wholesome

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Yo this game is good

Use characters with different stats
In dragon mines, try hopping or airbraking

>burgerday
>not posting inflated Coco

>win a race in Online matchmaking with all of the new characters
this unlocked after 1 character

>The natives of Baron are land sharks in eskimo gear that live on an icy volcano

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>blush
>tits
>abs
>thighs

unnngh

I have no doubts this is exactly what happened, the small coin rewards are probably intentional punishments for us because they were cock blocked from microtransactioning this shit.

I'm seriously hoping for Twinsanity. Loved that game and it's sad that it's literally half a game, we now have a chance to have the full thing and I want it.

Yup. They changed it at release.
Isabella is Balanced and Megumi is Accel.

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Square Eyed Jak, some aussie game reviewer who is known for his Crash Bandicoot review. He was very critical towards Nitro Fueled saying it couldn't really meetbthe expectations to the original game because of the Pit Stop and Nitro Kart having no Adventure Mode.

He's right though

Ami for the gp but generally i use penta or digital n. Tropy i actually like both characters i'm not a tryhard at all, people getting mad at me for using them is a bonus though

>place mostly between 2nd~5th
>not as motivated to play online when it's not wumpa time, although I do play for a little while after
>will probally ay a lot more during the weekend for the increased gains
I'm not gonna stay in the 5% am i

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Am I the only one who thinks Vicarious visions can do pic related justice if they ironed out some of the kinks?

Same with Twinsanity

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I accept this without question

You can host and pick stages if you want

Her loss animation is even more wholesome.
youtu.be/sqUXMapCMNA?t=49

Sure they could, but why? Why would they?

>Weekend increased gains

What?

>Another remake.
Fuck no dude. Also nobody wants a remake of a game that basically almost killed the Crash brand. That includes Twinsanity.

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some of these CNK maps don't really look like crash bandicoot

android alley looks like something straight out of ratchet and clank (the trains are particularly evocative of the grindrail sections) and the clock desert level looks like something out of the recent rayman games

Sure, I guess you just have to join after I press create private lobby right?

I heard about the extra weekend bonus before too but I still have the same payouts as I do throughout the week.
Now with the update they show your multiplier during happy hour which is x5, so I guess we'll see this weekend if the multiplier goes any higher.

That was kinda the point of CNK. CTR was an alien invading earth, therefore racing on earth tracks. CNK was all about being abducted by an alien, and therefore racing on alien planets

I think so yeah. I should be able to join from the friends list.

OG doesn't have online play, so it's superior QED

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Is it times 5 WITH wumpa time?

How does wumpa time even work

They look good so who cares

i'd rather have new games now. maybe wait to release a remake later on

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>Konami
wait, what???

I'm sitting here waiting, are you not able to join me? It says I can join you though, if I press the friends option

>Wump-a-clock.
Christ that's just as bad as the term "Fur-K"

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You're showing as not joinable. Not sure why, I didnt change anything for you to join me. Can you invite me or something?

Them recreating them while working out the kinks harms no one and only gives us more Crash

They could even package them together

>not including the giddy jog

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That sucks, I had no problem joining you. But no biggie, you can choose the tracks, as long as you don't choose dingo fucking canyon

I'll bite the bullet and be that guy.
Plague you know what to do here.

RILLA ROO'S IN

>get into lobby as coco
>only two of us
>other person is Liz
>her head is nonexistent in side by side comparison
How come cocos head is such a unit compared the the actually proportionate Trophy Squad

yes, he is in, thanks to the datamine

>In the mood to play trilogy again
>100% + all trophies on PS4
>Downloading on Xbox One X

Do I do it again? Do I 100% it on two consoles

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need sauce on that dude

>need to be in 8000 to get kart
>I'm already tired and probably will drop game for some time after getting full nitro meter
They should've made it weekly challenge and not full season

have they announced plans to allow you to save customisations? having to manually set up characters under time pressure is annoying

...

Cuddling in bed with my cute girlfriend Megumi!

I'm just choosing any long track atm for the coins.

I never had a thing for any of the girls but unlocking Megamu today has awakened something in me. I love her attitude and animations, her costumes are all great and she's an accel. She's honestly perfect.

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That was fucking fake you gullibles assholes, the only legit datamine was the ones from BetaM on Twitter

She also never sleeps

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HUUUUUUURRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM

Yeah, I mean if the game had a Nitro Kart story mode and you unlock all the CNK characters there... maybe that would have been better. And the Pitshop and wumpa coins system was poorly managed. At least he has a point and it's not just "the games.'s too hard" "The game is not MK8" and "the game is not 30fps".

I've been playing DMC3 since it first released on PS2, if you enjoy a game there's no limit to how many times you compete it.

Beat my time on twilight tour nerds

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She needs to lay of the energy drinks, no wonder she's always so giddy and excited. Can't wait to see what fanart comes from this game, it's going to be great.

>get almost nothing but shit maps like crash cove, coco park, inferno island, jungle boogie etc for daily bonus
>as soon as it runs out ppl start voting for real maps

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD MY WIFE MEGUMI

Why can't I caught up to accel characters who just jump all the time? Can someone explain the mechanic?

just leave if they vote for a short track

source that it's fake please

Why can't you download other people's ghosts like in Mario Kart? I'd take that for longevity over leaderboards

>the only legit datamine was the ones from BetaM on Twitter
What was in that one?

Source that it's real please, because there is none. Some guy just wrote down some names and you all believe it because you're fucking stupid.

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It was BETAM that fucking datamined the list in the first place dumbass

>it's another "source: my ass" retard
should've knew

That's all of you.
No it wasn't, he only posts on Twitter and he didn't post that.

Holy shit, I'm just getting pounded by the npcs

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reminder that this shithead is in the game files

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he posts in a discord too retard

Why the fuck can't you access the Pit Stop or view your coins in online mode? There's literally no reason why you shouldn't be able to do so instead of having to quit and load all the time.

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The menu loads are out of this world.

crashynews.wordpress.com/2019/07/04/spoilers-via-gamesradar-betam-reveals-more-characters-coming-to-crash-team-racing-nitro-fueled/

Prove it bitch, prove that he posted that on a discord.

i'm talking about you, dumbass. you're the "source: my ass"

Why do you need a friend for the Thunder Struck skip to farm coins online?
Do you get more coins with them online or what?

>most excited for Megumi out of all the nitro girls
>they completely fucked up her voice
>At least Ami and Liz sound like cute autists

She's not your real waifu then, adulterer. Ishyddt

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>infero island
>perfect boost on way to the turbo pad
>literally the FRAME i touch the pad i get blown up
>pefect boost the rest of the lap until i'm at the almost turbo pad again
>surprise tnt round corner
>PERFECTLY jump over and miss turbo pad trying to shake off tnt
>perfect boost around again
>finally get some boost, 3rd place
>get clocked like a second later

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Psycho eyes
I love it

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I'M NOT A FURRY

I wasn't talking about that I was talking about this picture.

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git gud crash shitter

this is something that games are getting weirdly wrong these days

dmc5 had menu loading out the ass

Apologize to the Italian mommy

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>coco park
>hot air skyway
>electron avenue

you'll never guess etc

>that pose at the end that focuses on her ass

they knew

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Crash cove is popular now because of the meme "pro" objective.

BUT

DNF right?