Ally retiring from Smash Ultimate

twitter.com/AllyUltimate/status/1146635272261709824

Oh jeez, oh darn, I'm REEEEALLLLYYY gonna miss having yet another Snake in top 8.

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I don't give a shit

le redd*t is here

Fuck Twitter. Give a summary.

>bayonetta and snake players are closeted gays
what a surprise

27 year old smash player dated 16 year old smash player he met at a tournament

He's fucking some 16 year old guy, which is actually legal in leafland so long as it's not ass fucking, but everyone assumes all of North America has cali's age of Vincent laws so he's been shamed into apologizing anyway.

who the fuck ever cared about ally

Probably a good idea. He's never ever going to get a sponsor after this and Smash doesn't pay enough to support all that travel.
Hopefully he has a job, or at least enough skills to get one.

So who will take his place now as best snake. I guess MVD was right under him, but I don't know if he has the chops to take bigger tourneys or place as well as Ally did. There is Salem too, but he plays a bunch of characters and is a bit of a wildcard.

>Have girlfriend
>>Cheat on her with a underage gay kid.

And you people keep wondering why everyone hates faggots.

Captainzack isn't even good. Could have ruined his career with someone at least up to his skill level.

not all gay people cheat with ugly """twinks"""

the gay kid was legal desu
the world would be better off if men just stopped dating thots

actually I'm pretty sure zack lurks here I'm sorry zack

Are you fucking 12?

who cares

The post is literally like 2 sentences.

Lmao what? He was gay along with dating CaptainZach? Isn't the kid 16 or something? Weren't they in twitter beef at the end of sm4sh? lmao wtf is going on

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I like how you two completely dismissed the fact that the guy cheated on his girlfriend with a guy and only focused on the fag himself.

Then again, i don't know the girl and she probably deserves to get shot herself. So whatever.

people who play zoners are pedofiles

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He cute

Thats a shame. I liked his Snake.

who

One less snake player is always a good thing

>I like how you two completely dismissed the fact that the guy cheated on his girlfriend
learn to read
>the world would be better off if men just stopped dating thots
retard

>cali's age of Vincent laws
Context ?

Nice reading comprehension, fuckface.

i really wanted the captainzack rumors to be false