Just ordered a Nintendo Switch. My body is ready for the salty af smash community

Just ordered a Nintendo Switch. My body is ready for the salty af smash community

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That's how you waste money on garbage

You're garbage. Is that why you hate garbage so much?

I think you're projecting. This is what children do. Unsurprisingly, they're attracted to a child's toy.

Or maybe they think the idea of a full gaming console in portable form is a cool idea

It's still a children's toy and now you're projecting on to OP.

How about you just kill yourself faggot

You sound like a 15 year old trying to be cool on the internet. How pathetic.

You're projecting again. Why do you want to kill yourself? Don't you have anything to live for?
Projecting. I'm 35. You must be 15.

>no Splatoon 2

lol faggot.

Projecting your homosexual insecurities isn't healthy. Seek help for your homosexuality if you hate it so much.

Lol he's 35 and epic troleing people about the video games they like on a video game forum.

You never get tired of the classics. Life is pretty good.

>Life is pretty good.
Keep telling yourself that.

Have fun

>500$ to play fucking Mario

WAOHOOO

Get Mario Odyssey too, worth it!

Why would you project your insecurities about your life on to me? If you have problems with your life, sort yourself out young man.

Mario is a great game. Nice meme though.

I won't bully you any more, because now I'm just starting to pity you. Go lick your wounds, old man.

Good investment to me anyways since this is my first console since the Gamecube and Nintendo plans on supporting the switch for another 10 years

why is a switch still $300, I thought it dropped to $250 already. also why are handheld games $60 like the new pokemon when they were only $40 on 3DS

>No Super Mario Odyssey

But I thought you were our 1-up boooy

What the hell were you two even fighting about? Talk about a waste

The Switch is a full gaming console like a ps4 or xbox 3ds was like a gameboy

These. Mario Odyssey is better than BotW imo.

You're the one wounded though:

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lmao why didnt you wait for the newer hardware?

t. FIFA player

>why is a switch still $300
basic economics dictates that you sell a product at the price people are will to pay for it
and judging by the sells, 300 seems to be a good price

>I'm so cool and mature
Gee, never saw a post like this before.

ditch BOTW and get a procontroller instead

>No real controller ( $80 plus tip)
>No GC Controller ( $70 plus tip
>No Ethernet Adapter ( $30 plus tip)
>No GC Adapter ( $30 plus tip)

Total $532 and with all the thing that you didn't bought and are mandatory for a normal gaming experience =

532
210
=
$742 United States dollars
(Oh and you need the p2p online senpai that's gonna be another $30 usd plus tip)
$772
Oh an don't forget the fighter pass bro! (Another $25)

Total = $797 ( $800)

For a tablet and some baby games.

They're only salty because they sweat profusely and don't bathe.

Found the xbox player

Listen, it happens. Even to the best of us. We're not all born with maturity and experience—it takes time and effort to develop emotionally. Some day you'll be the wise sage telling the little whippersnappers to stop acting out.

>plus tip

Yurocucks are hilarious

>Videogames.
Please.

>$800 Usd for worst ports and some Mario/shovelware games, while you can buy an Xbox and a PS4 and still you gonna have like 300 usd for spending on games.

But, I want things for free!!!

>The Switch is a full gaming console like a ps4 or xbox

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you could connect your psp to a tv and play ps1 games on it, does that make it a full gaming console too or a gameboy like a 3ds

holy shit imagine being this dense.

>mm2
Enjoy buyers remorse

>Discarding the online mode on a tablet.
>Discarding the ethernet adapter for "no lag"matches in online.
>Discarding a conventional controller for normal hands instead for manlet asian ones.

fucking kek.

>Thinks ethernet adapter will change anything when the guy on the other end will be using normal wireless anyway
>Cognitive and motor function weak enough he can't adapt to a simple controller layout due to button size
>Proud of being financially retarded
jej'd

Lol

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Bruh. You're missing a few games

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>lgbt anywhere but shit tier

Since this is sort of a Switch thread I will ask it here:

Is it worth getting MK8 for the online? I mean is there lag in the races or does it work properly and fluid?

>Switch exclusives
>all those Wii U ports

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>those "games"
Are you from the real?

Xenoblade 2 is absolute fucking garbage.

>wasting time and money on video games
>investment

Kek, never gets old