Why does Mario keep saving her again?
Why does Mario keep saving her again?
Are you saying you WOULDN'T go out of your way to save pic related?
She gives good head
Because he's a NTR loving faggot that like being cucked by Bowser.
For a cake and a kiss on the nose/forehead?
Nah.
Both of them are professional actors merely rehearsing the role of the kidnapped and the rescuer alongside Bowser playing his part as the villain
>chadman
this, peach is actually married to wario, which is the director
It was never about saving the princess. Mario fights Bowser because he can. You think being a plumber gives Mario satisfaction? It's all about the struggle of being alive. Just two men fighting to find a reason to be.
He gets paid
He's a cuck obviously.
It's not about the destination, it's about the journey. His adventures are essentially leg day, and he gets to make money doing it.
For the shiton of cake she will bake for him
He is so addict for this food that he snort it
He's horny and she's the only woman in the kingdom.
One thing I don't understand is why they won't user her Smash model for mario games, it's infinitely better.
he thinks one day he's gonna tap that.
He's the royal plumber, which I guess is the closest thing the Mushroom Kingdom has to a knight. It's his duty.
Because she is the princess and he is mario and that's what he does
It's not about the reward he recieves from her. If he wants pussy, he can get it from other girls. Rosalina, Daisy, Pauline, and Toadette exist.
It's about the adventure. Mario and Bowser have an odd respect for one and other, and enjoy fighting and seeing what the other is capable of. Mario also makes money and discovers new powers along the way.
>Why does Mario keep saving her again?
who knows
Because Mario is the kindest and noblest muther-fúkker in the mushroom kingdom. He always helps people (people? Creatures?)
I don't blame him
publicity.