"One copy of The Witcher® 3: Wild Hunt please, and put it on my bill!"

>"One copy of The Witcher® 3: Wild Hunt please, and put it on my bill!"

Attached: gamerduck.jpg (1520x2032, 679K)

we don't serve your kind here sir. i must ask you to leave

>duck boss
>"Time to ruffle some feathers!"

These puns are making me quack up! Keep 'em coming! :)

>duck boss
>"time to get dangerous"

oh shit. it's let's get dangerous. fucking alzheimer

cute duck

Got any grapes?

>duck walks out with brand new copy of The Witcher® 3: Wild Hunt
>it's raining
>geralt rips out of the case and brandishes his abs and scars
>"Looks like rain"
>duck goes home on auto-horse

Attached: PRAISE.jpg (648x558, 42K)

>Dog boss
>I'm gonna ruff you up!

>duck enemy
>insists on being a swan

Attached: Concept_art_of_Quacky_Lackies.png (642x234, 225K)

>and put it on my bill!"

Attached: 6C73DCF2-4415-4731-A1E0-D3C4678D433D.jpg (560x560, 48K)

>"Under pressure, ey? Let's see if you sink or swim!"

That Fallout 3 GOTY strategy guide sure brings memories.
Strategy guides>the internet

They were the fucking best

Supreme Champions don’t need to wait in line, sir. Please come directly to the front.

>Duck Boss
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

>Duck Boss
>Quack!

>duck boss
>"Sir! Get down!"

Heh

Attached: duck.png (1103x1553, 2.93M)

Kay, nine dollars please.

Attached: Cj_R6VKUgAA70lW[1].jpg (750x750, 52K)

I was going to shitpost you with a reply with how feeling nostalgic for a contemporary game makes you a shit but then I realized it's been 11 years since Fallout 3 which makes it just as old as the first Fallout circa 2008 when FO3 released.

Wow.

Attached: CringeHarold.png (128x119, 32K)

>Duck going into work at gamestop
>"Time to get that bread!"

Attached: duck2.png (900x308, 160K)

>bill

Attached: 1321654614.jpg (1600x900, 195K)

IT"S MAAAM

>Duck boss
>”Step off!”

It won't be a cute duck when I JUMP ON ITS BACK and watch its GUTS SHOOT OUTTA ITS ASS!!!

Mmm, ducks, gotta be.

>One copy of Quake please!

>goes straight to the guides
What a fucking casual

>duck boss
>”time to turn up the heat!”

One copy of Persona Dancing: Endless Night Collection please.

Attached: 1546656795618.jpg (1080x1080, 83K)

>One copy of Purrsona Dancing: Endless Night Collection please.

shit

Attached: 1544822216243.gif (404x347, 1.4M)

>Hey, dumbass! Are your ears working? I said get me a copy of Super Mario Strikers! And make it snappy, honk honk!

Attached: DRryB5sW4AA31nr[1].jpg (855x640, 83K)

Underrated

>Duck boss
>”It’s a dog eat dog world”