Do your characters use Big Dick Melee or Thimble Dick Magic?

Do your characters use Big Dick Melee or Thimble Dick Magic?

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both

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You know what they say about guys with big swords...

What are some games where you use magic for utility (buffs, debuffs etc) and melee for damage?

They probably have a lot of upper body strength and a tight core to weird such a big sword effectively?

>Big Dick Melee
>Still a fucking pussy using long sharp weapons
In your face Fisting and Musclemancers are the real Big Dick choices

I'm a black lightning wizzard, double z for Zeus Zap

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Monster dick magic

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Hand to hand is fucking based, if the game even has it implemented and it's not retarded. Mordhau has hand to hand but it's so ineffective that you rarely see anyone actually attempt it.

What about guys with big hammers?

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Average Dick Spellsword

The Amazing Sex Ranged Weapons

tuna can sorcery

What game has the best spellsword gameplay?

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>use magic to summon sword

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Fence sitters will die first in the great class war

Big dick paladin, every game.

fpbp

>use sword to spellcast

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I wish more games had those options and did them well.
Most D&D based games that let you use Mordenkainen's Sword nerf it hard, on the other hand there's some games like SaGa Frontier where you can use massively overpowered summoned equipment like Light Sword.

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>Wizard summons magic sword he has no idea how to use because he's a wizard
Based

blacked magick

>Casts spell of enhance swordsmanship
>He's now more skilled than you

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Those are the mental health problems choices

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>punching is ineffective against people with swords and plate armor
Shocking. That being said, I with the devs would add fist and shield, or maybe have gauntlets affect combat somehow.

But you look at me and you look at this rapier wielding faggot and you know that this statement is NOT TRUE.

Pikes.

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