Rngfest

Thunder Struck.

Just wait for the online window for boosted coins. You've got until the end of the month, so if you you play it even just during that period every day, there shouldn't be a problem.

What kind of a name is Ami? What nationality is she supposed to be.

so you need to be autistic to enjoy something like this?

I'll try them out

How bad are items online? I've haven't touched online yet

Who's that sperg?

The port is so bad that It's basically a different game

Is it finally safe to do his trials on PS4?

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makes it unplayable
the online itself is absolute fucking garbage as well
>shitters get me to 8th place on electro avenue
>overtake all of them because they're fucking retarded and can't hold usf for longer than 5 seconds even on a map like this
>still didn't get on the podium at all at the end of the game
fucking pile of garbage online, looking for a game and starting a match takes longer than a race even on the longest maps

Are you actually retarded?

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Not really bad for the most part
Then you get 4 warp balls and about 7 clocks in one race

Dw user if its too hard and you got a ps4 this is all you need to do... start a race, as soon as it hits go, go to setting untick and retick connect to internet. Everyone leaves you're up against noobs and garunteed 1st place... now all you need is concentrated autism and you can win every single online race...

What's the difference

The real Ami Matsumur-Blaire appears to have Pacific islander genetics but the name Ami is derived from either Hebrew, Indian, or Japanese so I'll go out on a limb and say probably Japanese after what was happening in the late 1930s through 1940s

People will meme at you that races consist of 6-7 clocks and warp orbs, but the actual average is more akin to 2-3 clocks and 2 to sometimes 3 warp orbs. You'll probably be more mad at how first gets shields and masks while a clock kills your sacred fire or jump.

SASRT has no RNG

I feel like N-Sane Trilogy had much more money put into it than both CTRNF and Spyro Reignited because it started out as a Sony exclusive, then got ported to other places like a year or two later. While passion definitely plays a part, it can only get you so far, and the heaps of technical difficulties and server problems definitely do well to make the game not feel as fun and fresh after awhile. Getting fucked over by invisible items, blue orbs and missiles that don't even hint you that they're coming, masks that hardly make a noise so you know to try and avoid them, clocks that stop everyone's fun, etc. can make one feel very resentful to even bothering with the honestly broken Online.

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>hurrr if it's too hard
fuck off

>not more than half a lap ahead with a 10 wumpa blue shield
>"this fuhken rng"
get gud

twitch.tv/btdarmstad/clip/BitterResoluteDonutHotPokket

Ah, fuck it. It's me. It was yesterday.

Get gut and dont be 1st for 80% of the race.

Yay
I want sub 2:10, the wr for Switch is like 2:03
I feel so bad
Okay, so my IP is banned for posting pics for some reason, even when it wasn't banned yesterday? Thanks mods
Anyway, my time is 2:18:99 in Hot Air Skyway

First and second place in the Nitro leaderboard now have 40 thousand nitro. These Lancast and Mithrain guys are going to have an autistic back and forth battle for the entire month

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Really?
Besides the online issues (which honestly aren't even that bad compared to a lot of games) I feel like CTRNF has a much higher quality than NSane

How do I do the reverse challenge?

>just don't be first bro
this is the dumbest fucking post I've yet seen in these shitty ass threads, congratulations you mongoloid, really hope you found yourself absolutely hilarious for that one

I did it on Papu Pyramid, 7 rounds, easy mode. Barely made it.

how do coins earning even work now

Get a second controller. 2 player race in Coco Park.

>coco park
>easy AI or with no AI and a second player
>7 laps if with AI, 3 laps with a player
>reverse into the last lap, do not get hit by anything, touch a turbo pad, use the rear view camera, or let go of down
You'll get it eventually but it's stupidly touchy

There's no way it's that simple

Seven laps on Coco Park

coco park
easy mode
7 turns
blast them with everything you have until 6/7
pass the finish line in reverse and DO NOT TOUCH any booster / other player / jump button / backview button
and KEEP your stick down

You can use backview.

>trying to get 8th in Crash Cove
>so is another guy
>becomes a race to be last driving the wrong way

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pls respond

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Uh, just do it offline, what the fuck.

It is, you can also do it 7 laps vs easy ai. [Spoiler] just don't get hit or else it won't count.[/spoiler]

What's the best way to squash 3 people in Crash Cove?

you're not safe from being clocked
you'll never be

7 laps
Pray to RNG for booster item

press ctrl+s to spoiler

>7 turn
>braindead ai
>go last
>grind boxes until you have the speed boost
>go right behind them
>use the speed boost
and repeat twice

Offline, easy AI. Try to get the boost item and while it's active drive right up behind another racer. They don't all have to be in the same race.

What's RNG?

Why does a booster item matter?

real nigga gaming

The online lobbies are entirely waifus now. I love it.

Is mario karting common now after the update? I just ate shit on the last lap and went from 1 to 7

Nevermind

Thanks lads (and the other poster to whom I replied)

As far as I'm aware only the booster item squashes people.

Git fuckin gud sperg
Electron Avenue is the best track in the game, you should have every turn on muscle memory by now

Autistic? Im im top 10 just idling with a macro getting 420 points an hour.

Understood, thanks senpai.

>online-matchmaking challenge
>just do it offline

Yes that's pretty autistic user

I've seen the Tropy save corruption thing floating around, but I haven't run into any problems doing the time trials on PS4 yet. I'm not even sure what I would have to do to trigger it.

Can you give some details?

Ehh whatever. Glad I don't need to farm points since I can do it in my sleep and at work.

This has to stop, literally nothing but bandicoots

What leaderboard do I have to be top 5% on to get the special rewards? Champion or Nitro??

please don't say both i'm no good online, and Switch's online is terrible

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>Fun
Sonic and All Stars Racing: Transformed Boost Races.
Real chad racers play Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart though. Items don't mean SHIT if you can drive.

Either one

What did the 60 mb patch do?

either or

The term 'Clock Blocked" will be a mainstay.

Papu want BIG breakfast

>Defending Rounded hitboxes when they added time trial cancer to Crash 1
N O P E

Who is your Nitrogirl?
For me, it's Tawna

Crunch

Ami because she's the only Speed one, but I'm only using her (and her shitty Motorcross skin) because I'm forced to do so to get as much Nitro as possible.

fuck bandithots

redpentabro4life

megumi especially now that she's accel

Megumi always, but they are all great.

>50% nitro boost for using waifu of choice in skintight racing gear
IT'S EVERYTHING I WANT IN A MEGUMI FOLKS

How do you do a perfect start?
Like i can start boost but there is another level beyond that like, what the hell
fuck this

any way you guys getting specific tracks online? I need the online hat trick one

Real question:
>If you nail a perfect boost, can you restart immediately and keep spamming them and restarting to complete the challenge?

Oh boy, now I can get seven nitro instead of five

yes

>he uses penta

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Yeah what's the deal, I haven't gotten a single one yet. Apparently you need to rev the engine before a couple times

GR8

I also get 1125 nitro instead of 750

Rev it a few times, it will go to max instead of near-max. Make sure you don't get to the bottom of your revs though. Use the tachometer to help

>tfw rank 134 of 37000 in xbone championship scoreboard
ez cart boys

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I like playing speed characters the most and the others have fuckhueg models that block my vision

>guy in front of me shoots missile
>missile circles behind me and blows me up
That's some god damn bullshit

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>4:24 on electron avenue
>the race is not somehow over yet
>in fact no one has even finished yet
yikers

>37000
oof,yikes,wowzers

ps4 has 300k people on the leaderboard currently

and how many on the championship one?
bone has 80k in nitro scoreboard

Switch version?

champion 160k nitro currently 350k

seems that the user who claimed that the sales are roughly 66% on ps4 and 17% on both bone and switch was pretty much on point then

I have no friends and am kind of bad so I could use an assist.
>Grand Prix Dominator
>Friend or Foe?
>Friendly Meeting
>Online Hat Trick if really generous
If I could get someone to add on PS4 and host a private lobby, I just need one friend-played win on Twilight Tour as Tawna to nail just about anything short of platinum relic autism. 3 would really be the tits but I'm not expecting that.

How would ya feel if they added him in a future Grand Prix?

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add me Cazzzazzzac
i need pretty much the same

Would be an unironically based joke pick

I need the same
Add me: Mortheron

Did you see the datamined characters? I can't believe neither Bianca or Elora are there, fucking villain fest.

>rngfest
If you were actually good at the game, you wouldn't get fuck by items shitfag

>absolutely fucking robbed by item rng giving some cunt in 3rd three missiles
FUCK
YOU
FUCK
YOU
FUCK
YOU
FUCK
YOU
FUCK
YOOOOOOU

If all the important characters from the original trilogy get into the roster, I'll be happy.
>N Brio
>Koala Kong
>Komodo Moe
>Baby T
>Lab Assistant

I think they claimed it was patched with the grand prix update. I finished all of the time trials right before it got patched and my save hasn't gotten corrupted.
I'd still avoid retro stadium, only time trial I haven't done but I don't need to

When I get missiles they either go straight for a wall or they decide to go backwards even if I can see an opponent ahead of me
They hit me a lot though

Get CLOCKED son

>game crashes as I finish an online race
honestly this pile of shit wasn't worth 30 bucks, I'm done

kill yourself
as in unironically go slit your own throat you fucking waste of air and bandwidth

I'd rather kill yourself you fucking coward.
Where do you live?

I dunno, I still have a lot of trouble with it. I'm good at Papu Pyramid for some fucking reason. The CNK maps are easily harder overall.

>Rilla Roo
Who the hell wanted Rilla fucking Roo? Surprised they didn't add Koala Kong too

>I'd rather kill yourself
what does that even mean you mouthbreathing 3rd world imbecile
end your miserable parasitic life

>"For me its Ami, since she is the only girl who doesnt have dogshit stats (so anything else but speed)"

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Haters gonna hate. RILLA ROO IS BASED!!

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WHAT EVEN GIVES A BLUE FIRE EFFECT WHEN YOU GET HIT
FUCK YOU YOU N TROPY PLAYING
NIGGER FAGGOT CUNT RETARD IDIOT FUUUUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The game has been "datamined" 3 times with each one having different results.

I'm taking all of these with a grain of salt from this point forward

Christ what a bitch

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/rillagang/ /rillagang/ /rillagang/ /rillagang/

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Stay mad shitter

one of the Bandithots is speed and she isn't fuckhueg

Rosterfags are one of the biggest cancers of this board.

go chimp out outside in your favela, you literal nigger

How the hell do you complete the Kamikaze mission? Is there anyway to force it or is it just a "right moment, right time" sort of thing? I've tried to complete it alongside the fucking Limit Battle challenge, but I can't get the enemies to just sit still

Blue shield?...

>literal
You mean figurative. I'm whiter than you Americano.

>Playing with weapons
sigh

You need an actual person or a second controller

R E E E E E E E E E E

how much nitro fuel do you get from finishing an online race?

But wasn't the implied statement
>play kart game
>complain about rng, an integral part of kart games
the actual autistic part?

Has anyone else noticed how amazing Tiny Arena is online? It has become my go-to track for schooling shitters. Whenever I lose to someone in a short track because of bad RNG and Tiny Arena gets picked up next I absolutely destroy them. This has happened to me at least once every single day. Tiny Arena has so many turns and the boxes are in inconvenient places that you usually don't see a lot of power-up spam and rockets are easy to dodge. It's also a long track with no super turbos so it's all about consistent good driving and nothing else. I just lost to some dude twice in short tracks and then dabbed on him on Tiny Arena while staying easily in the lead for the entire race. Undoubtedly the best track for online.

sure you are you argie monkey, whatever makes you feel better

Go play forza you nitrofaggot.

He won, nice job

youtube.com/watch?v=wqhBH_d5JRY

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>second controller
I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS THANK YOU.

I've completely lost my knowledge of old-school unlock tricks -- it's been so long since games asked you to do this kind of nonsense. I really miss it.

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There are three (3) N Tropy players in my current lobby, one with That skin. What the fuck.

What do you mean? I'm perfecting time trial mode with my friends. It's quite enjoyable and you can get endlessly better.

Online, I'm usually just so ahead that weapons can't touch me. With friends, it's not serious because of course, RNG. So we just go back to time trial.

and none of them will be 1st because this game isn't about skill but rather RNG which doesn't seem to favor the ones in the front at all

Literally just the resolution and some graphics

In my experience they are not the best players as they cannot deal with items at all.

The most dangerous players are the stupid fucking cocofags who know how to USF entire tracks

if you think unlocking N Tropy is hard, you need to go back

>as they cannot deal with items at all
wow I sure love dodging 6 clocks and 7 orbs every other game, now that's a true test of skills

It's time consuming and proves autism and knowing all the shortcuts

Like 5

>It's time consuming
it's really not, I beat all of CTR time trials oxide ghosts in like 3-4 hours, mostly because of 2-3 maps giving me trouble

Time to choose strawpoll.com/3yhc2z6d

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Like I said, proves autism.

Yes, it's awesome. No usf and no jump means you won't get CLOCKED from the first place.

What do you unlock when you beat all of the Oxide time trials and collect all platinum relics?

You don't even have to know them by heart, bro. You could probably just get by learning them by stage you come across. The hardest part about beating N. Tropy is simply learning how to stock boosts.

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>Another competent player in the lobby
>Have really close races with him
>He wins the first two, I win the third one
>Fourth is in Papu's Pyramid
>Final lap, I have a small lead
>Leave a nitro right after the first left turn in the annoying spiral part
>See the guy get hit by it
>Leave another nitro on the shortcut landing platform
>The guy gets hit by that too
>The guy finishes at fourth place and leaves the lobby
One of the absolute best experiences I've had online

Lad who is racing with me cazza
do you need the reverse lap as well

>usf bad
lol

>OBJ_Motherfucker
If they add him, I hope he gets all the stock screams

What were the maps?
Let me guess, crash cove and dragon mines

Digital N.Tropy for the first, a platinum relic (metallic grey, red) paintjob for the other.

so when are they gonna fix invisible items / driving clearly past a beaker only for you to "hit it" a second later

>choosing between Ami and Megumi

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I thought you fags loved Tawna

FUCK MISSILES AND FUCK JANNIES

Never said that. Just that the clock has no big effect on this track.

mystery caves and polar pass for a bit I think because of that other shortcut on the turbo pads that oxide takes

She's worst girl though.

Switch baby here, how do I race Tropy's ghosts? He never appears when I finish a time trial

You need to get within 5(?) seconds of ghost first

I think it's interesting to infer what kind of personality people have based on their picks. I just automatically assume platinum Tropy's feel really smug about themselves

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You have to beat a certain time for him to appear. If the game says "N.Tropy ghost unlocked", back out to track select tmand select him.

He doesn't appear in adventure mode, only arcade. Also you need to place 1st in a time trial

The latency is really massive. Any time I get hit by a mask, the actual player only drives past me after like a second

>there are people in ctr that go slow enough to have to worry about items

Which was honestly expected. Xboners don't have much, if any nostalgia for the Crash series. Meanwhile Sonyfans have been waiting for a true CTR remake since the PS3 days

OK, I was kind of thinking I needed to just git gud

It's only the first 1/3rd of the first lap that makes or breaks it item wise

Jesus, do you really need to bounce so much after getting hit. I fell off Hot Air Skyway like three times, because I'd just keep rolling until I went over the edge

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In terms of who I'd want to fuck:
Liz > Ami > Isabella > Tawna > Megumi
In terms of who I'd pick for races:
Tawna > Megumi > Isabella > Ami > Liz

Poor Liz, so sexy but cursed with the worst stats. Also yes, I'm an acceleration fag, what gave it away?

>be me
>Isabella is best girl!
>see results
>Isabella 7.14 % (1 votes)

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according to some players no
the game can still corrupt your data and they are still working on patching it

but yesterday some faggot claim here, that he lost all his progress playing online.

I don't know what to believe

>always 2nd
End me

Tawna getting put in her rightful place

Buenos dias ESLy

It's better than always 3rd
Plus the rewards are better
It's shitty if you have some challenges to complete

WINS

Is the Crash Trilogy remake worth getting?

Imagine making fun of somebody's English when you only speak one language

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>wow that 15 missiles in a row challenge seems rough that could take a while
>*enters split screen battle mode with no AI*

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what time-travel themed skins do you expect to see next month?

For sure. I think they are great

you are not alone user

I guess the matchmaking is working because I played last nite and won absolutely 0 races

I thought I was good :(

so do you get kicked for idling online or can I just leave my game running to farm?

Okay now items are starting to make me angry. My bonus time has been shot down because I can't pull away from this chaos. Fuck masks in particular.

Caveman papu

buenos dias anónimo

perdón si mi ingles le parece malo, estoy aprendiendo aquí

btw fuck Tropy and mods

Ehhhh it's ok
I still vastly prefer the original

Thats not even necessary. You just need to be super careful about when you use them

every few matches you get returned to the lobby

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>need 17,000 nitro for a single tier
>get a whopping 15 per race
Uhhh

>In my experience they are not the best players as they cannot deal with items at all.
That's because they are too proud to use items at all. They think they can outrace everyone and it backfires on them hard.

Unlocking N Tropy isn't even hard

Do the challenges, friend. They're in the main menu under "Grand Prix"

PC port never ever? I really want to play this game.

Do challenges dummy. You can get the first tier in like 2 hours

>Lock on weapons can be avoided by boosting, which between drifting, boost pads, and flips you are doing constantly
>Blue shell equivalent just makes an obstacle course for the person in first that can be entirely dodged if skilled enough
>Non lock-in weapons come down to good positioning
>All-Star is actually too weak and can't help you close the gap
The item game of SASRT can be entirely negated by skillfully driving

Share with the class user

no such thing as never ever anymore unless it's first party, and even then some lesser titles may eventually go on pc.

You'll get a free2play version where you can buy coins in 2020 :^)))))))

Whoever dropped that red beaker, I hope you find no peace in hell. You are truly scum.

probably has a programmable controller that presses x every so often.

Drink up friend

And it's mine. I made the poll.

Looks like you're feeling... shattered

Would anyone want to do the 'Kamizake' and the 'Friend or Foe' achievment together on PSN? I've got no friends online right now and they're the last two i need! Let me know. Can also help anons do other achievments if needs be since i'm pretty much finished and free for the day.

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I got you senpai. Now she has 2

Why does second place have a missile 100% of the time when I'm 4 seconds away from finishing?

actually you get no rewards for dnf'ing so I'm not sure how anyone is idling.

How the fuck are you supposed to get any of the gold nitro rewards? I've completed all the themed challenges, 7 pro challenges, all weekly challenges and all quick and daily challenges on both days and I've just barely made it into gold. Basically the biggest rewards are already behind and the gold tier alone requires more than double the nitro that you needed for bronze and silver combined. I actually couldn't believe how little progress I was making in the gold tier when I completed the daily challenges today. I had all possible percentage boosters on but still. The Tawna motorsport costume feels absolutely impossible to get. Fortunately I don't really care about it too much but I kind of feel bad for anyone that does care. Good luck with your grinding, online games give fuck all nitro.

Drop your PSN gamertag and I can add you.

>Sewer Speedway
>don't even bother trying the shortcut because I always mess it up
>first place does it consistently on all laps
>go practice it in single player
>still can't hit it at all
It's such a strange jump

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Correct sir

It was, make sure to have alot of nitro % boost.

Using and playing around items is a skill but this post is just bullshit, lucky item rolls at the right time can and will change the outcome of a race if the players are of similar skill level

I'm shocked every time I get it three times in a row

You do, although I think you have to finish at least one lap so you can't just idle farm

Same. I use a missiles and its just like nah fuck you Im veering into a wall or off the course if the guy ahead so much as moves one inch.

But when I have missiles shot at me, I could make like 4 sharp turns around corners and then jump off a ramp and the missile would still get me.

Ok so game crash two times in the row after online race on latest patch. Of course I didn't get coins. Is this is the price of fixed time trial mode? Fuck that.
ps4 version

What the hell is with the untouchable challenge? I've definitely beaten it more than 5 times without being hit, but it only counted 2 times?

It's a 24 day event, between quick, daily, and weekly, plus Nitro from everything else, they think you'll get there.

Apparently the top whatever is doing this So basically just repeating the same thing over and over for hours, that method makes about thousand nitro per hour. In comparison doing all the daily challenges gives you around 1000 nitro per day

Sure, it's
Arnuvil

You can get out of every SASRT item if you're skilled enough except arguably a good all-star but they never give those to the top half of the racers.

>Playing Coco Park online, final lap
>I'm in the lead
>Lapping the guy in the 8th place
>He's driving backwards and hits me with a shield
>As I pass him by he starts racing right behind me and sabotaging my race with any powerup he gets
I managed to still win because it was so late in the race but what the hell? Who gets so salty online that they start sabotaging the guy in the lead?

To get the nitro bonus you need to equip the items, or just buy them?

Sure, I'll add you.

I LOVE MEGUMI SO MUCH, YOU GUYS

The big secret with that shortcut is you've gotta jump late. I can't describe the exact timing, but if you keep missing it, try delaying it past what you usually would.

Is Megumi the best girl in the Crash series?

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Oh I linked that wrong lol. Here's a picture

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Cool. Happy to help and be helped by all anons. I just enjoy the game so whatever works. Tag is Arnuvil

I still prefer Mario Kart because the characters there don't blend in with the environment. CTR is still fun, but this really bothers me in some stages.

youtube.com/watch?v=C1SLvf7S1Js
Losing animations

>even when she loses there are still audience members fawning over her, which she acknowledges

Adding you in a minute, had to finish an online race first.

Yes, she is though shame about her voice.
Her idle animations are adorable and her costumes are all 10/10.

>sabotaging the guy in the lead?
That's literally the goal of the game

yes and the woman she's named after invented crash's dance.

what's wrong with her voice?

Equip

equip

French accent instead of Japanese

No worries.
It's not bad but i thought it sound slightly younger and more Asian.

>I type a whole post about how some of the CTR items can't be consistently negated before realizing you're talking about the Sonic game
I should go to sleep, carry on

Thanks

It's a shitty generic white person trying to sound asian ontop of some lines sound like she is French. Inb4 her VA is a Nip

Have you never heard a french accent before? Not edry japanese person speaks in wngrish user

The goal of the game is to stop and wait at 8th place for the guy in the lead to lap you and then start chasing him with weapons?

That's disappointing.

Megumi a cute. The other Nitrogirls act like they have to prove something but she just seems so genuinely happy to be there.

Well, yeah. What do you want 8th to do? He's playing a completely different game now.

"beware the nice ones"

I mean, I'd try to win, the same that I always try to do. I've won a game before from 8th place and I'd try that again. It's not impossible.

Yeah CTRNFs items are quite as balanced even though its better than Mario Kart about it.
Mostly the AI, the AI are a bunch of input reading cheese balls who will prioritize you over AI that's winning and passing them.

Gladiator Tiny

Any Switch owners having issues with the game crashing?

I pick that game, then. It's pretty enjoyable.

Why is the difficulty so different in story mode and random races/tournaments?
Playing in normal, the rivals are WAY better in story mode, they can actually put a fight against a new player like me, but in any other mode they fall apart and barely do shit.

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>bomb someone into a pit
>player disconnects
>win someone by a second
>player disconnects
>certain map gets voted
>player disconnects
Omg the playerbase of this game is pretty butthurt?

Get online dude

I'm trying to do the "win 5 limit battles in nitro court without getting hit" mission, and I got it to 2/5, but now it's suddenly not counting them anymore. I'm making sure not to get hit. What do? I set the AI to 1, points to 5, and changed items to beakers only.

I am, i'm in a match with another user. Come join us! It's Arnuvil, incase i spelt it wrong.

All items must be on. 2P trivalizes it

I sent you a request but you haven't accepted it yet.

Yeah so if you're doing the 25 perfect boosts one, you actually need to finish the race. I was sat here doing them and restarting, and the counter didn't go up at all

Damn I don't have another controller. I tried using my fightstick as a controller but the "please reconnect wireless controller" option wouldn't go away

There are two reasons i quit early.

Shit latency causing me to get hit by shit i can't see or dodge

Getting hit three times in a rowduring the first 15 seconds of a race

Why is it always a god damn clock, on the third lap, over a usf jump?

>Map voting screen
>Map 1: 6 votes
>Map 2: 1 vote
>Map 1 gets choosen
>Player disconnects
What are these people expecting?

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I don't want to play on fucking Coco Park for eleven time

I always get pretty chill people, maybe the people in your country just suck

>play online for 4 hours straight
>"lose" (finish second when i was trying to do the nitro challenge which requires you to go from 8th to 1st on last lap) total 3 times
>literally win everything else
why are zoomers so awful at games?

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This, how come the brand new map has shown up in the vote selection ONCE and I've played for 2 days now.

Is it possible to beat the N Tropy time trial without using the shortcut because it's almost fucking impossible to make

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Well, that's that then. Now the waiting game begins.

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Maybe, but you're better off taking it. Which shortcut is it?

I want that rocket car buddies

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Nice
I missed out on buying the kart I needed to do the last challenge so once that rotates back in I'll be done.

Can you do that mission with two people in a private match?

>have American flag on my car
>see someone using a Russian flag
>chase him the whole game, bombing and missiling him
>still overtake him to grab 7th place at the end
>get what I presume to be an angry russian fanmail

you can only see the top 9 challenges on xbox, the sidebar is there but you cant scroll the list

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Keep at it, user.

The shortcut just before the first barrel, the one thats fucked in NF

What does Ami smell like, bros?

sewer speedway?
should be very much doable without the shortcut

What the fuck?

What fucking track

Shit, forgot to mention it's sewer speedway

can the friend challenge where you have to win on the new map be done in a private game ?

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okay, just saw that weird hopping and insane speed shit. wtf is that?

Without items the game is just an autistic drift-off you might as well just run time trials

It won't count my reverse lap and I don't know what I'm doing wrong

Yes

Megumi!! (for stats) and Isabelle

Dont hit any boxes or bumps. Stay on flat surface and never let go of dpad.

Never stop holding down, don't get hit, don't boost, start the last lap already going in reverse.

>topdeck three blue shields in first place
gg ez
Maybe if the other players were as skilled as me they'd do the same.

>finally try online because xbox pass is only £1
>mfw
I had heard how bad it is but I wasn't ready. There was one guy who was so fast that even 2nd place couldn't catch up before the timer ended and in all my hours playing CTR I have never been so relentlessly blown up, especially on boost pads. If it wasn't for the coins I would never return to that hell.

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>twilight tour FINALLY appears
>lobby clears
God fucking damn it.

>playing with friends
>play based Roo to restrain my power level
>win a few, get dunked on a few, never trying too hard
>lots of shit talking, lots of fun
>know that I can never go Penta and unleash full usf lapping autism because they wouldn't want to play with me anymore knowing I let them win so much
Anyone else know that feel?

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Nvm I just got it. I'm in the gold tier now.

>play with friends
>never use an item
>don't drift optimally
>don't take shortcuts
>win most of the time
Come on, guys. Keep up.

alright, if someone wants to do the twillight map friend challenge
psn: stange1337
just send me a friend request

>Play with a friend
>Can be as austistic as the original speedrunner I was and he would still want to play with me because he's a good friend and just enjoying talking to me
Looks like you either need a proper friend or some confidence

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>win hotair skyway 2 times in a row without falling
>''''''''''''''''pro''''''''''''''' challenge

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What about switch version?

What's the psychology behind people picking Coco Park? It's an easy track, sure, but it's not a fun track. It doesn't have any sort of shortcut that separates the pros from the casuals. It's not like Baby Park which has some underlying madness and chaos to it. Coco Park is just straight up easily boring and vanilla. It doesn't even yield a good coin payout. Why is it so popular?

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>rngfest
>racing game
pick one, autismo

Only gimping I give is that I won't use shortcuts. We still have fun.

My brother was always much better at this game than me. I've been practicing quite a lot and have got a lot better. I was playing online with him yesterday and I beat him in the first race quite easily. I decided to slow down and let him think that was a fluke, so I let him beat me, with me coming a few places behind. I would hate for him to feel bad about his younger brother (who admits to sucking at driving games) beating him. It was always 'his thing' that he was good at driving games; it would make me feel terrible if he were disheartened at me beating him, so I let him have it.
/blog

I'm still impressed they actually animated her bulging biceps.

You don't show your friends all the cool shortcuts you've found?

Only track with no pits

heh, happened to me too, with two papus.
It makes the win even more tasty to be fair.

> It doesn't have any sort of shortcut that separates the pros from the casuals.
Surprisingly enough it actually does, so many players don't take the shortcut.

For me it's my friends get bored fast if they don't feel like they're winning/doing good on some caliber.

Lag. If the guy really has insane speed he probably has usf, you just don't see it.

Motor oil, burned rubber, and sweat, with a slight hint of hazelnuts on her breath.

god i wish theres ctr tourney in my cunt

They just get discouraged easily. I like playing the game with them, but it just wouldn't be as fun for them DNFing them or waiting at the finish line like a cunt.

This game has no rng whatsoever, and it isn't nearly as fun as CTR.

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friends of mine might be getting the game soon, so I gotta go easy on them until they learn the mechanics

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Then teach them how to get better, if they're not interested then they're just gonna drop the game in a week or 2

I thought her arms were always like that.

I hate being time gated.

you can't even win at fucking coco park because of the RNG
honestly fuck this pile of shit game, literally not even worth playing it unless you're glitching the online but it crashes way too often

Some are absolutely retarded without cheesing. the first one is literally impossible ( without cheesing )now that the matchmaking works.

They take the shortcuts lmao
I just catch up quick

So in Polar Pass you have to let go of gas to make sure you don't miss the blue turbo pad? Seems a bit shitty.

take the kerb from the right and you wont need to brake

Adventure mode difficulty scales, try hard

>Wanted to use CTR as my go-to Kart racer as opposed to rebuying MK8 and playing the game for a decade straight
>Has way more of a learning curve and less pick up and play potential compared to MK or even Sega racing
>I'm learning all the ins and outs going through the story mode and will stomp them when it finally comes time for us to try
RIP IN PIECE

No, just don't jump over it.

every single fucking time

webm?

Is there a single person who dislikes Ripper Roo? He must be the most based least hated character in the game, but because he is turning, nobody who wants to win picks him

actual matchmaking system when, I'm tired of being placed with ntropy chads who make everyone else dnf

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Anybody wanna do challenge (win on Twilight tour) ?

Psn CTR_PRO

Im mobile hotspot so Nat 3

>ordered the game from Amazon on Monday
>Supposed to arrive on the Wednesday
>LOL WHOOPS CUSTOMS DELAY
>gets delayed today as well because 4th of July
>won't get it until some time tomorrow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T I JUST FUCKING BUY DIGITAL?! AAAAAAAAA I JUST WANT MY BANDICOOT WAIFUS

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Where do you live, user?

>online mode I'm ahead almost 1 lap of the zoomershitters
>catch up with the shittiest player before the finish line
>shoot missiles at the 8th player
Fuck why does being a cruel bully feel so fucking good?

>keeping USF for an entire lap for the first time
>online even
My greatest moment in this game so far. I never thought I'd be able to do it.

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Time to grind online and single races

The only remotely time consuming ones are Dragon Mines, Cortex Castle and Oxide Station

It's hard to win with him. I snake like fucking crazy, but a midling player can smash you with Tiny. It's kind of hilarious how big the gap is once you go online.

Tennessee

Im not a furry

but..

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you have done all the pro challenges, right anons?

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Nice, user.

What map?
I'm so close to doing it on the squid map but those saw blades always fuck me

We've been over this

The worst feel ever is
>find a turboautist online
>he's much better than me, knows all the shortcuts, holds USF indefinitely, turns perfectly despite using a speed character
>it's always just him and me leaving the rest far behind and fighting for the lead
>it seems that no matter how hard I try I can't beat him, hold a lead for a few seconds at most
>finally manage to beat him, getting a solid lead
>find out that he had disconnected

Fuck no. I can barely be bothered to play now because everything is about grinding.

Thunderstruck was one of the maps I was best before the exploit. Feels bad man

On sewer speedway obviously yes, oxide ghost abuses it every lap

>Walk in to store
>Have nice talk with the cashier
>She slips me a pre-order copy with the exclusive skins instead of the standard edition
>Leave and play the game when I get home
:)

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Holy shit, did Naughty Dog actually hire some Japanese developers? This is ultra kawaii.

the reverse one somehow never works for me, tried multiple times but still somehow doesn't count
also gotta do 3rd to 8th in Crash Cove

I'll never be able to do Back in the race or Versatile Racer

Nah, at least not for nitro, they barely give you any.

anyone with good taste?

Well, you got him to bail. That's something.

desu I'm just being a turbo-autist for this grand prix to get the 5% kart then I'm fucking done with this shit, I'm just gonna play for fun next grand prix cause of this faggot-tier grinding

who cares
just have fun

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Too many clocks and orbs makes the online a shitshow.

Tiny Temple
I know it's probably the easiest one to do it in but I'm still very proud. My mind went blank as it happened. There were no thoughts, only speed.

L
Challenges completely ruined the obline. Everyone drives the same karts with the same racers in the same coliurs trying to grind the same challenges on the same tracks.

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It's gonna be even worse next month when everyones using babies.

Sure did
Get in a lobby with some people from Yea Forums for Versatile Racer.
Grind out Back in the Race. It took me 6 hours. Every race I waited on the last lap. It sucks dick but eventually you'll get lucky.

>how dare people use the new karts, characters and skins that I can't afford!

Fuck pre-ordering games unless you enjoy playing yourself when the game is shit but I should've bought in sooner. I wasn't closely following because I assumed it wasn't gonna be good.

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>people are so autistic they actually look at the minimap and wait for specific times to use items

the game will be dead by next month is the grind is this bad still user, it'll only be neets playing by that point

YOU DID WHAT

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>the female bandicoot has two uteri and two vaginas

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What a dork. She's lucky that she's cute.

>even wtih the boost pad a clocked person can't clear that gap

I'M USING THIS
gonna map-watch like a hawk and use this

Twilight tour is the easiest, niw go do the oxide ghost on tiny temple, he maintains usf for the entirety of the last two laps

It's in my top 5 maps and it's ruined :(
I really hope it gets patched soon. The track is too fun to skip with exploits.

Nothing autistic about fucking the competition

>grab her hand
Wouldn't you rather hold...
>slowly move it down
...this?
>place it on the grip of my CZ75 I keep on my person at all times

>have to grind 24/7 next month as well
Holy hell this game ruined my life, I wasn't even thinking that far ahead.

why do I have this burning desire to caress her legs

I have all of them up to the rocket kart, shits like a phone game so i went back to tropy spamming. Feels kinda good cockblocking grinders with plat paint digital tropy.

I didn't have a second controller so I set it to 7 AI on hard 3 missiles only on skull rock and I obliterated almost instantly, I get 7 then hit retry over and over.

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>grown ass "men" are having mental breakdowns over a game for children
What went wrong?

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>implying I'll still be playing
If they don't patch the game to lessen the grind they can do what they want I won't be there to see it.

>people are so bad they don't use strategies that lead them to victory

>already 5% in nitro leaderboard
>haven't even done all weekly/themed/pro challenges
wew, I just wish I knew that I should farm for megumi pack before clearing most of them to maximize my income

yeah man these items fucking blow

Now you have to marry her!

If you disconnect and reconnect your internet at race start everyone becomes a bot and it still counts

>can't win without items

Have fun not having the champion kart, meanwhile I'm sitting here among the 0,2% like a god.

What's the Sunshine Airport of this game? A simpleish course with a few good shortcuts that gets overwhelmingly voted for every time it pops up no matter what else is on the list

>this track is fun because I can just skip most of it

>Spent over three hours doing the race with the frogs

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Absolutely this. The skip just sucked out all the fun from the map and I really hope Beenox recognices this as a bad exploit rather than a shortcut

Papu's Pyramid

Im already

Yeah I don't pre-order either, but store clerks tend to be kind enough to give out pre-order versions anyway.

I said that wrong.
It's too fun, it shouldn't be skipped.

Papu's pyramid

>I really hope it gets patched soon
Fuck off. Offline has very few reliable means of gain coins with any kind of speed and you want to take that away? seriously just fuck off.

Papu's Pyramid

It's a cart racing game, user.

Nothing. This game ain't for children, whether that was intentional or not.

Besides, that's just a fraction of the sperging of sports fans.

As a usf autist exploit thunderstruck is 10x more fun because i can usf boost the entire thing starting lap 2. Its like a challenging tiny temple

Original game did that as well.

If you were smart you'd stop them with someone else. Everyone who cares about not being blocked by a tropy siply leaves the lobby when he enters. If you really wanted to fuck with them, play someone they would never expect to wreck their shit, like Zem

That's where you'd be wrong, without pits and blue speed pads, anybody familiar with perfect drift boosts and sacred fire can catch up and replace first place, making it incredibly hectic to keep your position as people curve shot bombs at you or Beaker snipes.

Greed has overtaken you. I only care about the fun, coins be damned.

BetaM doesnt lie with his leaks that being said can you believe unironically EVERYONE IS HERE?

Except maybe Farmer Ernest

I did.
Now what?

Let me guess you play online right?

>tfw been in a lobby with the same guy for a couple of hours
wholesome, we raced for a while then decided to do a bunch of challenges together

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Will N Brio or Koala Kong be in the game? They're the only other characters I'd like.

>No Fake Velo

The strategic use of items is half the point of racing. git gud or go jerk off in time trials scrub

Halloween

Can't complete my last grand prix challenges because they're all online only ones and I cant find anyone online.. (on switch)

You can't be fucking serious.

This pic gets me everytime thank you user

Cool, thanks user.

>in 2nd place
>on the ass of 1st
>grabbing every item box
>tnt
>tnt
>tnt
>race over
thanks game

You say RNGfest but the highest skilled players retire whole lobbies and are never bothered by the constant rain of electric balls and slow clocks

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Her tits are so small and sad.

BetaM's leak has an Emperor Belo listed separate from Real Velo.

link to that?

When is beenox going to add CNK ice mines?

Nice

Glad you're having fun, user.

This isn't guaranteed, keep in mind, just the theory going around because they were datamined in the game

Man, those Nitro Kart characters are ugly as fuck.
Tracks are good though.

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>only 750 wumpa coins in my wallet
back to grinding, kinda sad we don't have any reliable sources of income once the online bonus reaches 0

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Don’t talk shit on Norm

I'm just happy to know that they will indeed be in the game at some point.

>player in dead last
>just doing donuts at the finish line
is there something im missing? is he building up speed to dimension hop into first on every track on once?

Weekend boost starts tomorrow, my friend.

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Thunder track is your best bet. Use the exploit and you're getting 100 coins every 2 races. The grind is still giant but it's the best offline has got.

If it's on Crash Cove then he wants to finish last for the challenge, if it's any other track then he's either retarded or 'AFK'ing' for coins.

youtube.com/watch?v=nd0_q4Qg-x0

pcfag question, is it reasonable to unlock all the characters/skins without playing online? what's the ratio

>Challenges with friends
>Challenges by winning online
Let me be a shit kid with no friends dammit

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>naughty dog

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It might be that he thinks backing up past the finish line and then driving over it counts as a lap. That, or he's planning on charging directly at the person in first on the final lap just to spook them.

I'm curious if the weekend multiplier increased since the daily one increased from 4x to 5x with the grand prix patch.

Mario Kart babby here; Easy on this game is clearly braindead, but is even Medium supposed to be harder than anything Mario Kart has ever thrown at you?

Not turned off by it but it seems like it demands proficiency in the boost mechanics almost immediately. Still fun so far

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imagine you get this in a online lobby and you get the "30 seconds left notice" within a minute

Take your meds, zoomers.

Shut up Ami

>He doesn't drive in parallel universes

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Abandon all hope.

On xbox you can boot the game up then start crystal challenge on labs then open up your pc (must be windows 10) use the xbox app to stream then download tiny task to record inputs then enable continous playback. Im sure if you have enough patience you could record an entire race this way and just keep looping it if you perfectly account for load times.

>defending the grind
Preparing your ass for your Activision overlords I see.

blog.activision.com/crash-bandicoot/2019-07/How-Wumpa-Coins-and-Nitro-Points-work-in-Crash-Team-Racing-Nitro-Fueled

This article explains how it all works, weekend boosts it by 2x.

It does expect you to have a pretty solid grasp of the game by the time you're done with Easy modo, yes.

does anyone else keep running over TNT crates and potions despite them being a solid foot away from you? i don't get this issue offline

CTR was always for children.

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Ah shit.

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So that means it'll be a 10x multiplier on the weekends now. That's nicer.

>GP stats prove the game sold like shit on Switch
I swear to God I hate Nintendies so goddamn much. They don't want anything that doesn't have their fucking lord and savior Bing Bing Wahoo Man on the cover. I wish there was a PC version wo I didn't have to play with these degenerates.

Letter to Beenox
DO NOT FIX CHARACTER GLITCHES
it always was x5
and weekends have a x2 multiplier before that one so basically the formula goes like this(for 1st placm electron avenue and wumpa time)
80x5 or (80x2)x5

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it always was 10x user

Sorry, user, you're doomed to play with random people, make friends with them, and enjoy your time together. With a sad sack like you, you'll probably end up meeting one of them in real life, realize they're cute and wonderful, and marry them.

>1st place will earn you the most Wumpa Coins, 2nd place will earn you the second most Wumpa Coins, and 3rd place will earn you the third most Wumpa Coins
Was this article written for literal retards?

Shut the fuck up, bgitch.
Just play the game.

Yeah on medium you're expected to know how to boost

I rather DIE

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For real, their eyes are that large?

Golly Beenox, a character slot for me!?!? You're TOO kind! I can't wait to come in 1st place in the Lasagna Cup! Ho ho, but you won't catch me grinding for Wumpa Coins and Nitro Fuel on Mondays, oh no no, that's my "day" off.

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I played the game for half a day thanks to the sheer amount of grind required to unlock a single thing thanks to those assholes fucking nerfing offline rewards. Can't really just "play" when they've made it all about grinding.

holy shit

fuck you Oxide

I JUST WANT TO BING AND, IF I'M UP TO THE CHALLENGE, WAHOO
character glitches are a blessing

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>Can't really just "play" when they've made it all about grinding.
You sure can, what's stopping you?

I must've made an extra 6 friends or so since release thanks to this game.

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The wedding bells are ringing, user.

I love it. Sometimes it might even give away little parts of how the characters were made.

I have no Webm but if you watch during her podium animation, after she flexes the lines on her arm go straight again. Straight - curved - straight. They animated it.

git gud.

On the brightside it makes them fairly easily to stomp online.

I'm shit and I can still consistently place high because how bad the average skill level is.

yes

that Penta fucking did the Polar animation dude, hilarious

BetaM is legit and been around since Crashmania days

Cope more Snoyfag, I got him on XBox just fine

>Win 5 limit battles in Nitro Court without being hit
>Do it three times in a row with local multiplayer cheese
>0/5
Serves me right.

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Got any of Crash glitching out? I need to see that.

What does the trophy by my wumpa coins mean after a match? under position rewards.

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I did that and it gave it to me

You got a trophy

Grand Prix points for the leaderboards.

It's for one of the two grand prix leaderboards. One of the leaderboards is for the nitro shit earned, and the other one is for those trophies.

It's your points for the grand prix online race leaderboard.

Which is separate from the grand prix nitro point leaderboard.

championship leaderboard points
1st gets 12, 2nd 9, 3rd 6 and 4th 3

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I somehow already have it marked as 1/5 despite the fact I haven't fought a limit battle on that stage.

I think the counter is a wee bit bugged.

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Crash Cove = Cheep Cheep Beach
Coco Park = Any generic circuit/raceway track
Roo's Tubes = Baby Park??
Tiny Arena = Wario Stadium
Polar Pass = Sherbert Land
Dragon Mines = Wario's Gold Mine
Papu's Pyramid = DK Mountainortex Castle = Bowser's Castle
Hot Air Skyway = Rainbow Road

What do you think? Help me out with the rest

>DNF

Retard here. What's that mean?

Did Not Finish

I really don't understand this bitching about the grind. The payouts seem extremely generous and the game is a ton of fun, I play a few races and have like 5K or something.

You play online.

wumpa time(30min inrace time with x5 bonus) is a thing

Duke Nukem Forever

Always bet on Douk

Fuck, thanks for the laugh.

So the male bandicoot has to benises? Then the fanart I've seen is all wrong.