Don't shoot. am friendly heavy

whats your sandwitch recipes, Yea Forums?
mine is simple: mayo, tuna, tomatos and capers. salt and pepper of course, too

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extremely based

Rye bread, butter, meetwurst, cheese, tomatoes, cucumber

This is not only the best type of bread but also the definitive gamer fuel

a buttered slice of toast between two slices of bread

>kill them
>all of their buddies gang up on me
>will get kicked if I end up beating them
at this point it's more about respect than actually wanting them to live

A perfect snack for 3 bong and 9 bong

peanut butter and strawberry jelly

sure thing

*melees you instead*

*hits once with fish*

>*heavy being backstabbed sound*

Do not worry heavy, I am not a tryhard.

Why would you need a screencap to say this lmao? Dude only got one response

*airblasts you off a cliff*

tango down

peanut butter and honey

in movie battles 2 you used to be able to do animation glitches and one of them let you put your arms up like you were hugging and i would spend hours and hours just going around hugging people, somewhat recently though the dumb duck devs removed it for some fucking reason

Where do I get a pocket healslut gf. The sandvich throwing mating ritual isn't working

>practicing rocket jumping on 2fort
>people leaving me alone and letting me learn
>a scout bonks me with a fish so I tell them that if they kill me I'm going to read Woody's got wood on mic as a joke
>instantly killed by a sniper
>entire server stops fighting and gathers around me like its drag queen story time as I enthrall them with a story about toys fucking a child
>ended up reading like 4 fucked up erotica stories for them

Server choice is important if you want to have a good time.

>Woody's got wood

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Sorry bro, I need that killstreak

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Had this one time but it was a black guy with mass, he read Bible verses and told us to pray with him and we did

I've never felt more like the Joker while playing a video game

see, you cant get this in overwatch.

What even is this retarded shit? I've not played the game in probably seven or so years now. Do people really just waste server slots to do... whatever the fuck this is?

yep
theyre so fuckin wacky dude lmao

>kill anyway
>taunt after kill
>proceed to play the game normally afterwards

is it natural or did some youtube faggot cause it to happen

I think it was natural and only got worse when the conga came out

and there are youtubers too that their shtick is Wacky And Epic Moments, soundsmith is one

People think I'm friendly because I run around with the Holiday Punch. They are mistaken.

>shoots u

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Friendlies have been around way longer than soundsmith or most YouTubers they're orgins can be traced back to Minecraft trade servers
Anyway you lads gonna see the new heavy boxing game tomorrow?

I've never experienced a high quite like disguising myself as a friendly heavy and then infiltrating the enmey base and stealing their Intel. Using the box taunt from an unnoticeable place on the point they're trying to capture comes close.

>Those first few days when the box taunt was actually really useful when it came to hiding in plain sight
Sadly all good things must come to an end

>consequently the actual friendy heavy is also shot on sight now

I once hit top 3 on red team by doing nothing but staying stationary as a box on the walkway on Upward. held the blu team down for a good three minutes until reinforcements came and killed them from above.
Plus, I am a terrible spy player and if I was caught I wouldn't have any idea how to survive.

ah I see
who's it between?

>try to kick the waste of space from my team
>it fails
>a new vote against me starts and I get kicked
>I was their only medic and the reason those mouthbreathing mongoloids even managed to get to the final point

Friendlies should be banned on all official servers. Literally game ruining and worse than perma afk faggots or engies who build on the last point when the match has just started.

>le self important medic
Only thing worse than a friendly 2bh

Some rookies trying to make a name for themselves in the ring, the key pool is three

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get back 2 gayville ur dad is weight

>they're orgins can be traced back to Minecraft trade servers

Fuck no, their origins reach back all the way to the heavy update in 2008.
Back when for an entire week teams consisted of 3 heavies, 2 medics, and 7 sandvich heavies who'd spend the entire match running around and eating their lunch. You could always start a spontaneous server wide sandvich party before going back to killing each other on badwater.

>kill """friendly"""
>suddenly gets angry and calls me niggerfaggot
So much for being friendly

Good shit

Get that mother fucker

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>aimbot on other team, can't leave spawn
>dead, spectating teammate in middle of map
>friendly heavy in full view of aimbot
>doesn't even auto shoot him
powerful

Well, sort of my fault I went on a "24/7 Hightower fun" server I guess.

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>Play W+M1 Pyro
>Laugh taunt after every single kill no matter what
>Wait for the salt in chat
>People getting mad now focus me and talk shit

How does something so simple work so well?

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>shoot friendly
>rages in all chat about how you hate fun
funny everytime

then you're on the wrong server

NOW I WANNA TO BE YOUR DOG

>haha wow epic friendly yay
>friendly scout approaches
>gardener and schefraunde combo

How can a man be such a hypocrite and get away with it?

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Any bread (usually go with buns since it's the cheapest)
Spreadable cheese
Sausage slices (tung, mushroom, garlic, sandwich ham)
Any solid cheese (only one type per sandwich)
Onion (diced)
Condiments (yes)

Spread cheese on bread,
place one slice of sausage per bread,
add enough cheese slices to cover the bread surface,
pile diced onions over the cheese,
add any condiments you've picked out,
cover condiments and onion with cheese slices,
throw into microwave for two minutes,
consume.