Confess

I'm FBI and i shitpost on 4chin all day

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Used to share a bedroom with my brother so I didn't have much privacy. I used to take my laptop into the garage and that's where I'd jerk it. I used some WD-40 as lube once hoping it would be more 'slippery' and make things more intense. It was not a smart decision.

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EVERY single thing revealed about FFVII:RE pisses me off, but odds are 20 years down the line when the final game comes out, I'll probably buy it when the complete collection is 60% off

WOOP WOOP WOOP

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DOOP DOOP DOOP

"ehhhhhhhhh"
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHE

Writing and humor was bad

SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP

I served 2 years on a Mormon Mission in Japan and already knew Japanese before going because I'd spent years before studying while playing shitty eroge and visual novels

If God didn't will it, he wouldn't have made it happen, right?

BRAP BRAP BRAP

I think there's literally nothing wrong with Pepe and Wojak.
They're still funny and age like a fine wine.

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I like wojak

I think videogames can be fun

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I haven't completed a game in years.

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As much as I tell people to fuck off for being secondaries, I haven't played Drakengard 2 or 3
Spoilering fun is the most fucking retarded meme on this site, except maybe le who are you quoting meme

I can't fap to ero CGs on VNs

I've had sex and it felt good.

you say who are you quoting when the idiot fucks up his greentext

who are you quoting?

why?

What a babe, wish i had a wife like olga

On GTA I liked to push women over and kick them in the face while they tried to get up. I would get really hard when I did it and I eventually had to stop playing to go jerk off.

I’ve wasted my life

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I don't understand how my friends can be into videogames that much, it's like a study for each different game. I just skim the surface for maybe 3 hours a week at most. (I'm 26)

I have received and lost opportunities due to my inaction. I wish to be punished for doing nothing besides playing games but everything turns into a net positive at the end.

-Relationship falls apart. Turns out she was a liar and scammed her family out of money and wanted to try the same on me.

-Not doing well in studies. I have acquired several certificates without trying to prepare for them and I received job offers recently.

-Never worked a day in my life. The investments I made with inherited money gave more money than I will ever know what to do with it.

I still game 6-8 hours a day even on days I am supposed to be busy.

Sleep is a myth. I need help.

Because you've never played a game with actual depth

>More money than I know what to do with
Give some to me

I bought overwatch and god help me im enjoying it
Am i going to hell?

It wears off really fast

YAUP YAUP YAUP

Honestly has lost its charm after the first week of me owning it, still enjoy the game though

It doesn't take long until you've seen everything in overwatch, then it just becomes a game where everyone gets frustrated at eachother for not playing at peak performance. There's a reason why any overwatch videos use the same jokes from launch that have already been run into the ground

Begging isn't a service that warrants a payment.

How about we money match in GG then

BLILIL BLILIL BLILIL

I've finished Dark Souls last week for the first time and Bed of Chaos was my favorite boss.

are u fucking gay

Oramge area bad REEEEE

Is this supposed to be a joke or are you having a stroke?

My gorilla hands sometimes mistype m and n

This is the part where you reccommend a game with depth

>Bayonetta
>Daioujou
>Battle Garegga
>Ibara
>Devil May Cry 5
>Guilty Gear
>Tekken
>Tactics Ogre

weeb

>Recommend some games with depth
>I do so
>You then throw out some meaningless buzzword indicating you have no idea what those games actually are
Why even ask?

THONK THONK THONK

BWAK BWAK BWAK

slurp

>assuming I'm even him
lol butthurt weeb

All normalfags need to evacuate

I always savescum in single player games. All of them. Save states, double save files, or through manual double save files in modern games that have autosave in-built. Sekiro is my most recent played game and I savescummed so hard this time that I literally made copies of the save file each time I faced a mini-boss or a boss, I never learned how to play properly past beating mobs through stealth so doing bosses was tedious as fuck, most of them getting beat through pure chance and luck, rice in later stages or the fine snow, jizo statues, blue tooth, etc. I honestly don't know how to stop. This is the main reason why I don't play multiplayer games anymore, I just want near perfect runs in all of my played games. ;_;

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I summoned to beat Darkbeast Paarl, forgive me father

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i can't stop jerking off to furry porn help

I only played Dark Souls 2

I'm currently going through Sonic Adventure 2 for the first time and I'm pretty sure I've E-ranked almost every mission so far, except maybe 1 or 2. Doing the hero story first if that matters. I'm not sure how to feel about this. Musics good though.

Gta V is the best Gta.

SHHHHHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

KURPLUNK!

TRRWP TRUWWP TRRRWWWP

3D Sonic is a bit clunky the first time, not that uncommon to E-Rank most of it for the first time. Knuckles/Rouge stages are a pain in the ass.

I've replayed BotW more times than I've replayed Resident Evil 2 Remake. And I've played the shit out of Remake.

Oh that's good to know. I always knew I was never that good at video games but getting bottom-rank each mission consistently was a surprise to say the least.

i cant get past world 1 in super mario bros

Prrp prrp prrp

No, they're awful and were coopted by reddit and twitter at least three years ago. They keep getting worse and literally everything that is ever posted with them is worthless buzzword ridden shitpost drivel. They both need to be fucking permabanned.

ZUNUN ZUNUN ZUNUN

the "who are you quoting" thing is used when some retard uses meme arrows to knowingly misconstrue someone else's point / strawman