Who the absolute fuck is Bowser Jr's mom?

Bowsette

Yoshi

She died during childbirth, which is why Boswer kidnaps Peach and tells Bowser Jr. that she is his mom. He just cares about his son too much, and he also limits how much time he plays video games everyday but that's another story.

Miyamoto
it's canon

Bowser

How can Bowser be his mom if Bowser is a guy, dummies

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I don’t know, but the Koopalings are adopted

male parthenogenesis

Or bowser is actually not male or female and bowser is able to breed in way how some lizards do. He basically makes copy of himself and gives birth to that.

Bowser is masculine because masculine traits are more desirable in order to survive.

Look how bowser junior just looks exactly like bowser in his youth in super Mario world 2.

Bowser wants to kidnap and marry peach because:

first, bowser just wants to get political power over mushroom Kingdom.

Second, Bowser's parent probably died when bowser was still young what means he misses his parent and he wants to save bowser Jr from same misery, but bowser believes there have to be mom and dad because he is unique for his species and all he is seen are families with both mother and father so bowser believes he had both parents.

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idk but i wanna fuck bowser jr

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Bowser impregnated himself during the events of New Super Mario bros Wii U Deluxe (it's a prequel)

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Bowsette. Mario is the father.

Bowser Jr. is Baby Bowser from an alt timeline. Maybe even a clone

Miyamoto said it was himself, and he wrote the Book of Mario, so it's canon

awww, that's so sweet

That was grade A autism user

asexual reproduction

Hammer Sister

What did he mean by this?

uhm BASED! he fucked bowser!