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C

If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask ___me___.

C

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E
You are Bayonetta

gf and mommy who calls me Daddy

imagine all the sticky sweat she has on her leather after a fight. haha

U

patrician taste, user

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C

>mom bayonetta
>have to listen her screaming while she get rammed everynight

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Where is the option where I become her dad?

C

that's why you pick C dummy

That only makes you hear the screams more directly

A because I don't wanna fuck my mother

just say you're gay you pansy

But what if your mother is Bayonetta?

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A

yeah but with C you'd be the one ramming her

B because Bayonetta is canonically tall and I'm a manlet who wishes he had better genetics.

anybody who doesn’t pick c is a fucking faggot.

this

c

B

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>神谷 英樹 Hideki Kamiya retweeted

Anything other than A is pure degeneracy and you should be gassed.

C, this is inarguable

What about B? Bayo would be a wonderful mother.

not based

...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most rhymes are clever
But this one will do

You already have/had a mother. She may be a fuck up, but respect her. She's your mother ffs.

C but she's just my step-mom. I have a mommy kink but incest still grosses me out.

Bayonetta is an ugly dyke with a shitty personality, so I'll take E, kill the bitch.

What the fuck, user.

C

That's fair, I do love my mother.

how many hours did that hand spend in the bathtub

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>incest grosses me out
what are you, gay?

>No "Bayonetta is your sister" option

I had a fucked up childhood, like most degenerates. No bully.

She doesn't wear a bra

>no Bayonetta is your sister, mom, and gf option

I know I'd never have a chance with a girl that looks like Bayonetta, so I'd settle for her being my mom and knowing that I sucked on her tits as a baby
Plus hugging her whenever I can and resting my head against her boobs

>degenerates voting D
I hate this fucking board

>step-mom fake incest only
What in the motherfuck is wrong with you, user?
It's because of people like you that I keep finding stepmother and stepsister doujins on sadpanda when I search for incest.
Fuck you.
Come back to Yea Forums when you've fapped to at least one multi-generational incest doujin.

seriously, if you're going to be a degenerate, you might as well go for C

I don't want to have kids with the Downs. Sorry. Don't tell me you wear a condom in your fantasies.

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Why do so many anons want to fuck their mothers?

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Only woman that ever gave us attention

It the only woman that genuinely loves them.

I don't want to fuck my mother either. I want to have a different mother that I *do* want to fuck, and then I want to fuck her.

>no E: being bayonetta and fingering yourself

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C and I'm not even an incestfag. Bayo would cheat if she were just your gf, but as also your mother she wouldn't because she doesn't want to upset you.

More like Gayonetta you dumb frogposter

A

I agree that there should be better tags for not-incest so I can find better content that fits my tastes.

I just want a partner that wants to pamper me but is also dominant. I'm greedy.

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She'd be an even better mother if she had sex with you. Hence, C.

I don't but If I can shove myself up some random broad and be birth again just to be technically correct I would.

I've never played her games, are there male witches? Would being her son mean I was any different?

>NBR

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dumb starposter

C
no contest

If she hasn't hit menopause she ain't MILF enough, sonny.

>better tags for not-incest
There already is inseki, but it still gets tagged as incest.

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THAN A MILE

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I like what said: I want a woman who wants to nurture and pamper me, but is also (gently) dominant.

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none. She's a disgusting alien.

faggot

no u

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shota femdom -male:anal usually gets close to what you want

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forgot the obligatory -loli as well

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C with /ss/

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>His fantasies don't include busting nuts in post menopause pussy

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But I like pegging.

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Where is the option where she is my dad?
My abusive dad.
My drunk abusive dad...with sexual frustation he coupd unload on my ass.

Is that moot getting owned?

MOOT LOOK OUT

he cute

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biggest homo post itt

shes doesn't have naything on except the body suit made of her hair.

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dumb star poster

I thought he was a furfag?

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I like the thought of dominating the cunt that made me
Kind of a power fantasy
Unfortunately my mom's ugly
Otherwise I'd be all over that

but user that webm is impossible men on average are stronger that means women magically can never win
strength is everything

Come on now C is just a direct upgrade of A and B

smart star poster

I feel this post is underappreciated.

Mothers are the only women who can show genuine love to other human beings.

This but she's also preggo

gf and mommy who has a cock and makes me call her daddy

I love Bayonetta, but my biggest issue is how Alfheims are counted as verses on the end of stage scoring.
There's also the issue of Kinships being literally bugged, but overall it's a fantastic game.
Shame we never get any discussion on it because threads are started either by people forcing an idiotic rivalry between DMC fans, despite the overlap being immense, or by Smashfags.

I mean, that vid is literally staged for masturbatory purposes, so...

D

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It only makes sense to pick option D if the shoe has a sense of smell and she wipes her ass with it.

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C

I mean really, is there any other answer?

Simon

I don’t. But I do want to fuck a woman who acts like a mother.

>shadman

Based as fuck
I don't want some fucking pseudo-incest garbage, I don't care how well it sells with fucking degenerates who won't admit they're degenerates, either go full incest or make the older lady unrelated, ESPECIALLY with /ss/. So sick of finding "MOMMA MOMMA ONEE-CHAN NOT BLOOD RELATED" bullshit, I want to see some completely unrelated MILF preying on barely adolescent boys.

This goes for all doujins, fucking properly tag incest for the people who want it but make more non-incest stuff too. I don't care if it's an easy story hook, you can write whatever the fuck you want for your porn, I just wanna see a mother that isn't actually the kid's fucking mom.

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You could make a webm of Bayonetta running away in panther form and it says ">Shadman" at the bottom

There's that one doujin by Bu-chan where two mothers go out capturing little boys rape van style.

>He hasn't read Shota Eater

Was it really necessary to crop out the Miiverse stuff?

C cause i'm not a faggot

I really wish we have a *Hits Pipe* for this kind of shit.

You people are the reason we have vegan “meat”.

I don't understand why you're bringing up vegan meat

Trust me, if it's non-incest /ss/ I've probably already read it. Really want more shit like the one with the (completely unrelated) older sister raping the shota on the train, literal diamonds You know exactly which one I'm talking about

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D, but what kind of foot weapon would I become?

Surely just typing "Reverse Rape" "MILF" into tsumino would get heaps?

Apparently it's because I'm not on his level of degeneracy.

Get a load of this absolute queer

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A, I wouldn't want to be Bayonetta's boyfriend if she were my mother, that's incest and incest is disgusting.

>Not a single user here has made a fool of OP for having an ifunny watermarked image yet
Summer

what's it called

There was one though. Some fag posted a deep fried image calling it out but you only used Ctrl+f, faggot.

>can't even fap off to bayonetta because i feel that unworthy when i see her

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>Incest themed JAVs
>99.5% of the stuff is in-laws

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Why are White people, Asian people, Hispanic people, Black people, Jewish people, Australian Aboriginal people, Pacific Islander people, Arabic people, Muslim people, Indian people and miscellaneously indigenous people so obsessed with incest? Fucking cool it.

Bayonetta is my mother wife

exhentai.org/g/1017982/fc0e09afd2/
I already told you the author, so you had best not ask for more spoonfeeding.

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inb4 sad panda

Sorry loser, they should've done a snarky greentext. It doesn't count.

>Tfw only started to be worthy to fap to Bayonetta once I've become proficient at her game and can get Plats and PPs regularly

Okay user. I’m at a bar, and I see some girl dressed up in a Black Cat costume, what do I do?

This really happened, but I was too drunk to do anything. I wound up leaving her behind.

That's why we use it.

Not mine, just one of my friends’. Lost my virginity to her.

>Wanting Bayonetta to be your girlfriend and mother
>Not your wife and mother

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look at her build, then at his

C

because most anons are american

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>tfw pocket Bayo will never give you a bodyjob and dominate you despite her size

>There's also the issue of Kinships being literally bugged

What's this? I don't recall this bug

I think I may need a source kind sir

Girlfriends are more fun

You can't parry Kinships missiles, I really doubt this is intentional given how often they come at you

Every boy should have his first time with a hot mom when he turns 14 or so. It should be a growing-up ritual of sorts.

yo walk up to her and say:

>meeeeOW (seductively)
>can i get you some milk kitty cat?

make sure you point at your dick when you say that. EZ blowjob TRUST me.

C

Oh yeah, I remember trying to parry those. I thought it was more about not being able to tell what direction they're coming from

>not asking her for the milk
gay

that's the bracup option?

you gotta build up to that, user, you cant just grab her tit and start sucking. you gotta loosen her up a bit with your dick first.

B, shes too much to handle as a girlfriend but she would be a great and supportive role model

C

Sorry there's no discussion. Simon is obviously getting the best head

>Why are *people obsessed with incest?
ftfy wanting to fuck your mother is a human thing I guess

>>Why are *people obsessed with incest?
That's the joke.

doujins for C?

pretty based thread iimbh

If Bayonetta is my mother, do I inherit any of her powers? This information is crucial.

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C

>IT'S WITCH TIME!
>NO, DAD, NO!

only if you have sex with her, that's how witches share their power

i chuckled

I see.

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This but unironically.

CCCCCCCCCCCC NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOW

Kids and teenagers answer with Alvin
Adult Virgins answer with simon
Ppl who had sex before answer with theodore