*appears in your peripheral vision while playing vidya*
*appears in your peripheral vision while playing vidya*
Xavier Garcia
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Michael Diaz
are these the thing i see in minecraft after i break a block haha
Jeremiah Ortiz
kek I have a 3 inch radius yellow stain on my ceiling from one of these things going splat two years ago
Michael Nguyen
no that's silverfish
Kayden Moore
Ayden Harris
do they make noisew?
i remember as a kid digging around in some wet leaves and flipping over some armored long bug that was making lots of scary noises so i ran inside cause i was so scared.
it was kinda a schreeching noise but it also sounded "wriggly", not sure how else to put it.
Zachary Moore
reminder that the spiderbros are our eternal allies in the war against the centipede menace
Jonathan Brooks
I pick them up and just throw them outside. They're actually pretty cute once you view them up close ^_^ people should really try to be nicer to us
Jace Butler
Keep up the good work.
Ryder Bennett
The more legs it has, the more evil it is. Fuck these satanic mother fuckers.
I should like them, because they eat spiders. And I should like spiders, because they eat other bugs. But I fucking hate them anyway.
David Perry
just saw an earwig in my peripheral vision while playing bloodstained not even 20 minutes ago
hate those things
Ayden Adams
You don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you.
Gabriel Sanchez
is there anyway to kill every single one in your house? Fumigation?
Jack Lewis
OMG a bug! How's your transition going, OP? You started the hormone treatments yet?
Easton Russell
This is why you let spiders live in your house
Nicholas Lopez
>us
Caleb Long
You can kill them all but then there wouldn't be any left in your house
Colton Robinson
I think more would just get in.
All I can say is that cats don't do anything. I have two. They're too stupid to kill these things when they're not moving, and too slow to kill them when they are moving. Maybe my cats are just lazy and fat like me.
Nolan Gomez
>Stomp on centipede
>Check bottom of shoe
>Nothing there
>Nothing on the floor, either
These things are fucking sanic fast.
Easton Garcia
>us
Thomas Anderson
>us
uhhhh
Ayden Nelson
The fuck is a silverfish doing playing vidya in my peripheral vision? Maybe we could be bros, I wonder what kind of vidya a silverfish plays.
Adam Foster
>instinctively kill bug
>feel bad for murdering an innocent creature just for invading my space
>apologize to bug god
Kayden Russell
MECHA HAYAI
Daniel Evans
>centipedes have enough legs to make an entire shitpost thread all by themselves
I'm on to you.
Owen Nelson
>kill bug
>feel nothing as though I had just killed an insect
Am I some sort of edgy anime villain?
William Price
Brayden Stewart
>night
>monitor is the only source of light in your room
>fucking moth flys past your ear towards the monitor
I fucking hate flying bugs
Anthony Thomas
I do the same and usually say something like "I hope you come back as a human who has a chance in life" so the bug gets to experience something I never had
Luis Gomez
Guys, house centipedes are spiderbro-tier
>only eat other insects
>don't want to be near you
>will leave once food source is exhausted
>have the fastest speed to body length ratio of all land animals
If I see a small boy I let him be
If it's a big guy, I get him in some tupperware and put him outside
This is my policy with spiderbros
Both are valuable in keeping the rest of your home insect population in check
Eli Sullivan
Is there any other insect that is absolutely batshit scared of humans (even the big ones, they run the fuck away) but is not aware humans are not only repulsed by scared shitless of it?
Ryan Parker
Saw one of these things disable a fly that wasn't paying attention when I was taking a shit. Scarred me for life.
Carson Sanchez
They're paladins that fight the other vermin hordes. Clean your damn house.
John Phillips
nah, most people don't really empathize with bugs. I try to avoid killing insects, just cuz I don't like killing them, but if they're in my house, or a mosquito or something I go full killer
Justin Edwards
The worst is getting into the shower and pulling the curtain closed only to be greeted by a fucking 5 inch long house centipede in the folds of the curtain.
I fucking hate them. I do any other bugs just fine. But house centipedes are fast and fucking scary bros.
John Campbell
>us
Justin Scott
>be little shit years ago
>bed has gap between it and the wall
>occasionally put my hand there when im sleeping
>feel web
>see big black widow
>call parents to handle it
>they shit themselves
>we capture it and ask the neighbor to help kill it
>"lolwhat"
>we remove the plate from the cup and it webs down
>he shits himself
>black widow runs into the grass and never see it again
>15 years later, return to this house
>playing vidya
>feel something crawling on my foot
>big fuckin spoidah
>bat it off and let it run off into the abyss of my house
>several months later
>playing vidya
>suddenly spoidah on my monitor and crawling across it
>it escapes but no idea where to
>more months later
>spoidah webs down inbetween my face and the monitor
>some actual movie tier shit
>retrieve it and put it outside
>scold the spider this time to knock it off
>never see the spider again
>be in bed
>feel something on my foot
>might be the fan and my torn bedsheet
>check because its moving
>another spoidah
>just bat it off
>it goes somewhere
>dont even care whats going on with these fucks anymore just like that they keep the other bugs out
spiders are bros, house centipedes are bros, fuck mosquitoes fuck flies and especially fuck moths
Jason Johnson
I don't know why people always call these things silverfish.
The attached image is a silverfish, according to Wikipedia. The thing pictured in the original post is just a house centipede.
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Isaiah Morgan
Someone's gonna have a meltdown over this post like usual
Daniel Walker
You need to find a stimulus for your cat to work. For example, mine rages when I start breathing heavily. Gets to the point where she tries to devour the insect.
Colton Rivera
>barely ever see any
>brother moves back at my parents house
>in my room
>they're fucking everywhere
Bentley Smith
>so the bug gets to experience something I never had
fuck off snake
Jose Myers
I have never seen one of these.
Noah Smith
They eat other bugs that are pests like termites, bed bugs, cockroaches, ants, silverfish, and earwigs. They eat spiders too.
Idk why you would WANT to get rid of them unless you just are frightened by the sight of them.
Juan Clark
This, they're pretty much like spiders, except with no webs are more legs.
Logan Young
I used to think they were the same until I actually had silverfish in my first apartment. You literally cannot get rid of these fuckers. At least they're harmless, but they're fucking huge and leave a big mess when you squish them.
Ethan Evans
These guys eat bedbugs, and I HATE bedbugs.
Cooper Moore
>black witch moth enters my house
Camden Scott
*drops directly in front of your face*
*spins an invisible web at head level in your path of travel*
Mason Cruz
Predators only appear if there's prey to eat. Clean your fucking room.
Evan Young
>I pick them up and just throw them outside. They're actually pretty cute once you view them up close ^_^ people should really try to be nicer to us
Isaac Harris
All insects should be nuked
Kevin Campbell
>they're huge
I've never seen one more than a few centimeters big. They tend to hang out under my bathroom rug , I assume for the moisture. Pretty cool things. They move in a neat way.
Lucas Bennett
*gives it a lil kiss like that scene in spiderman*
Robert Taylor
So is it in your peripheral vision playing video games? Must use a small controller.
Jace Rodriguez
Better than a fucking wasp that somehow wandered into your room
Michael Cook
>Mfw any opportunity i have to catch a bug i torture it to death
I have done drowning, flushing down the toilet, microwave, crushing, stabbing, crushing half of the body and leaving the rest alive to die slowly, slicing, slicing the body in half and just leaving it there to die, oven top, leaving a bug in a enclosed space for days and leaving it there to waste away (did that with a moth and it became brittle as fuck) and head crushing.
Next i will do, inside the stove and boiling water if i get the chance that is, i will also probably come up with more ideas to destroy these pests.
Jeremiah Cox
Robert Stewart
I've never seen one of these in my life
Nolan Campbell
i'd have no problem with these guys if they weren't so fucking stupid with web placement
>walk into spider web right outside door
>destroy entire web spider probably spent a full night on
>come back from work
>web is back
>tear it down
>walk out the next day
>web is back again
Lucas Morales
why do you guys hate moths so much?
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Bentley Collins
This, primates are bad but insects are lowest of the low.
Gavin Green
*exists*
Thomas Young
They're a favorite food for brown recluse
Leo Lopez
great, i was looking for a snack
Nathaniel Nelson
Aw what a cutie
Christopher Flores
>mfw the black witch moth has been spotted where i live
>mfw i have no face because it ate it
Jaxon Baker
>haha le super secret insect defense meme amirite?
Fuck off, we don't even have the fingers to type
Jordan Hill
Where does this fucker live? I saw a pretty big moth when I was in Tennessee. I don't remember how big though. I was a kid. I just know it was pretty fucking big, maybe bigger than that one.
Nolan Parker
pretty sure smaller spiders are more dangerous
Adam Jenkins
Where do you guys live? I've never seen those before but I'm a little grateful.
Christopher Williams
Anything with more than four legs is an abomination and deserves to be lit on fire.
Asher Lee
*climbs onto your wall*
Cooper Allen
Fuck these damn things. Not even cockroaches annoy me so much. Seeing just one means you’re turbo fucked and have to autistically clean everything in your house because a hundred more are just hiding somewhere.
Ryder Ross
I live in New Jersey and I occasionally see them in my house.
Alexander Lewis
I've seen a few and I'm Michigan, US
Caleb Price
I'm in Indiana and they live in my garage, only see them inside the house once in a great while.
Jaxson Parker
Can I get your number, bug-chan? You sound cute
John Flores
this, my bedroom used to have spiders and the odd ant. now i don't see anything and the centipede moved into my bathroom to eat whatever lives in the wall trim
Angel Collins
w-wait, my bed is the same way, I moved into here recently
am I safe or is my bed crack spider filled
Henry Morris
My parents' house in CT has a bunch. The family cat used to have a field day with them but then he got old and lazy.
Christian Richardson
>ah sup bro? You're late to the party man
Isaac Ortiz
what is that needle thing that comes out of their butt
i only see it on some crickets, i work at a pet store so i have to deal with them every day
Caleb Foster
absolute cutie
Matthew Allen
>le so funny and wacky post
Please end yourself