>You will never meet Gordon Ramsay in person
You will never meet Gordon Ramsay in person
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>ywn meet Kamiya in person to ask him how many people he's blocked
shut up, blocked
you wanna suck his cock?
>You will never meet Hideo Kojima in person
That makes me sad and depressed he used to be my inspiration
You probably could if you wanted. It doesn't seem like a terribly unachievable goal.
What's the lamb sauce of video games?
>decide to up my burger game and try out other methods of cooking
>see all these reviews about smashburgers
>despite having the griddle to max heat and using oil on top of it, the fat burns off and shrinks the burger, tastes flavorless
>try a normal burger, where people say don't season it at all because it's a burger not meatloaf
>still tasteless
>get food poisoning on top of it all
Cooking is fucking bullshit.
Nigga, you want to get royal-release'd IRL?
Um... wrong board? Or are you just shitposting
Half-life 3
Jesus Christ, you don't need to fucking vulcanize smashburgers. If the fat is literally burning off you have that shit way too hot you idiot. Make sure you're using 80/20 ground beef, make your little ball of raw beef, sprinkle salt and pepper over it, press it into a hot DRY cast iron. I use my spatula and press my pepper grinder against it to get even weight down. Let it stick, let it brown. Once you can see that most of the burger is cooked, the edges should be cooked and it should be almost done cooking overall, scrape the burger off. Make sure your spatula is metal with a flat edge and scrape it off the cast iron, then flip. Immediately add cheese and cook just until the cheese is melted, the patty will be done.
>this thread
Wait, they're still doing it? Holy shit. Mods are fucking niggers. At least make an announcement about a rule change for fucks sake.
Sometimes the mods are pissy, sometimes they aren't. It's luck of the draw, like how you can get banned for replying to roll your [blank], but god knows you won't every time.
my fucking sides
Right?
They didn't even tell me what post it was so I can only assume I'm thinking of the right post
that sounds retarded who aproved that?
>going after the users instead of the dealers
You can't store real threads next to the off-topic threads! You'll kill somebody! Give me one good cooking game or I'm shutting you down, Yea Forums!
shut up fucking insect, blocked
Fags
>inb4 banned for questioning moderation
Yes, that is grounds for a ban because I did get banned for it before.