>this is your average animal crossing player
This is your average animal crossing player
SESSLER'S GETTING BIG LADS
I gotta go now, and get back to playing animal crossing new leaf on my 3ds.
on his way? Is he physically going to drive over to a brick and mortar store, just to preorder a game? He could have just done it on the fucking phones hes holding instead of wasting time taking selfies.
The Hellboy reboot was a mistake.
WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME
I guess I should have expected Sundowner would have more tats than just the barcode. Never knew cyborgs could get tats though.
He's clearly the type of guy who's out and about a lot, using social media to update his many friends on his whereabouts and goings on.
>his vids working out with that married latina model.
>she won't stop liking his posts
jesus christ
I love these memes
Dude Adam Sessler is fucking ripped now!!!
he was nice on undisputed 3
>Splatoon? Why of course I'm down for a few sets. The first one or the second? I'm down for either bro! I hope you don't mind that I exclusively use the roller and bucket.
this guys entire thing is mogging other people but he posted a pic where three guys mog him.
Workout all you want. Your hair is never coming back.
Why does he have breasts?
Pretty sure he's not a pedophile. How does this pic represent animal crossing players?
it's just photoshopped nonsense
everyone has breasts user
test
Went from coke head game journo to pornstar who bangs trannies to body builder and movie star.
What a life.
You can get stem cell treatment for hair for like 5-10k if you really had issues
He's got like e cups or something.
he's done enough tranny porn, the producers have rewarded him with their power
based
Remember when Sessler was coked out of his fucking mind at that one con/expo? I think it was e3 but I'm not sure.
WHY GET COKED UP WHEN YOU GET GET YOKED UP.
It's like looking in a mirror
well at least he's not going to OD on steroids, and by God is he trying to
I'd trade my hair to be that tall and that shredded.
Of course, I don't have the discipline or knowledge to maintain it so I'd go to fat pretty quickly.
BOUNDMAN
So this is the power of tranny fucking
cokedmind
Why did Sessler become such a faggot? I used to like him a lot...
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I want to worship this man's cock with my throat
I 'member
Real talk: Why do you guys feel the need to post ripped men doing nerdy shit to feel good about the fact that you do nerdy shit?
Damn the sess got yoked.
Whats wrong, user? You want to suck his dick or something?
>Drive
Look at him, does he look like a weak little bitch? Cars are too slow for him, dude probably Hulk-leaps across entire cities in minutes.
I guess he wasn't snorting coke, he was snorting creatine.