>playing expert terraria overhaul mod
>have platinum armor with 400 hp and have enchanted sword as only decent weapon
>queen bee spawns randomly since it’s summer in overhaul
>fight queen bee with no arena and no campfire by temporary dirt hut
>maintain around 400 hp throughout the entire fight
>queen bee has 200 hp
>fly flies into my eye
>fuck up a dodge roll while queen bee is rushing
>get slammed by queen bee and raped by summoned bees
>I die and queen bee had less than 100 hp left
>fuck you fly
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Jose Edwards
Nathaniel Russell
A very good blog.... 10/10.
Andrew Martin
Man, fuuck that fly.
Joshua Wilson
Jayden Foster
Woah....
What a story.....
I can't believe it....
I'm gonna subscribe, click the bell and donate to your patreon, that was so fucking funny.
Colton Rogers
I know this is some reddit tier greentext shit but I had to vent I haven’t been mad at a game in months and now I’m fucking seething
William Flores
*RULES OF NATURE starts plying in the background*
Joseph Davis
Ok so?
Did this really need a fucking thread?
Eli Gray
What kind of disgusting animal has flies in his home?
Christian Ortiz
I specifically have a bottle of water with dish detergent mixed into to spray on flies when they land on my screen. 100% Success Rate
Michael Green
Yeah I was about to go to sleep, then I seen this nigger spider RIGHT above my bed, just before the end of it, so that if I knocked him off the ceiling with the brush he'd drop onto my bed and crawl away somewhere I can't get to him.
I sat watching him for the guts of 25 minutes, but he just refused to move from that one spot on the ceiling, I even pretended to leave in case he wasn't moving because he could see me. Eventually I got so fucking pissed off I tried to flick him off the ceiling to the other side of the room, but the little cunt was like a ninja and still managed to land on the bed.
So this turned into an entire quest of removing all the covers, pillows, and flipping the mattress to find him, eventually I found the fucker hiding under one of the wooden suspension panels, I had no choice but to gas him out of the crevice with bleach. I was trying to be a nice guy and get you off that ceiling and the fuck outta my room alive, but you just HAD to be a little fucking cunt, so you got BLEACHED and flushed down the toilet you fucking IDIOT.
FUCK SPIDERS.
Aiden Davis
based. i would have screamed for my mom to kill it for me.
Jacob Butler
>Spider tries his best to avoid you and runs into a crack somewhere
>shrug and sleep
Jayden Garcia
You pleb, i just have a flamethrower ready to use near your desk
Noah Sanders
I usually let spiders out on a piece of paper but when a wasp enters my house I stun them with a rolled newspaper and cut their head off with a knife
Nicholas Rodriguez
>Not being able to kill insects with raw psychic hatewaves
Cameron Campbell
Absolutely based, fuck wasp niggers. Bees are top bros though.
Hudson Wilson
>wasps bad bees good
i will never understand this mindset. they're both the niggers of birds. fuck anything that both flies and stings
Thomas Peterson
I know the feeling... I almost smashed my keyboard when the Dancer of the Boreal Forest wrecked me for the 15th time.
David Brooks
>birds
Hunter Green
Me too but with women
Kevin Morris
Bees are your friends user, we only want to make honey.. bee nice to them :)
Gavin Williams
>hating Bees
Hunter Wright
wasps never leave me the fuck alone and act like aggressive retards
bees leave me alone and I leave them alone. we have a mutual agreement with each other and it hasn’t been broken