every round of tf2 is canon
Every round of tf2 is canon
Dylan Robinson
Kevin Collins
What a great game
Daniel Parker
>Not a single round of Overwatch is canon
Jayden King
reminder that the TF2 mercs have canonically been to
>purgatory
>Hell
>Davy Jones' Locker
>a haunted campground that leads to a parallel underworld dimension
>a haunted carnival realm with an ancient Sumerian clown god
>the fountain of youth
>space
Jace Myers
And Germany
Logan Peterson
and heaven
Grayson Sanders
Shakespearicles was the strongest writer who ever lived. He was the inventor of the two-story building, the stage play, America, and the Rocket Launcher. Despite his powerful grasp of language and the ability to bench press 700 British pounds, several inventions eluded his iron grip – most tragically among them, stairs.
For the next three hundred years, people who needed to get to the second floor used the only method available to them, which was rocket jumping. This persisted until 1857, when the young bearded inventor named President Abraham Lincoln invented stairs.
Carson Ortiz
He said Hell already
Wyatt Kelly
Jacob Price
how do they canonically come back to life?
Carter Wright
You forgot
>Zoo/Park for Yetis
>New Zealand
>Motherfucking gravel pits
Colton Lee
I just assumed through cloning.
Thomas Hall
>>the fountain of youth
what map?
Adrian Hernandez
Newfags will never know the joy of opening the tf2 blog to find a new update.
Oliver Jackson
They have a very good doctor.
Easton Gonzalez
the power of Australium
Carter Stewart
they don't, you don't play as the "true" mercenaries seen in the comics/SFM shorts
Lazarus as part of the jungle update
Alexander Diaz
This makes me laugh every time
Anthony Anderson
If you believe OP, they also went to a Mario Kart racetrack
Isaiah Perez
Die and come back stronger pills.
Tyler Cooper
jej
Caleb Garcia
Colton Cook
Fucking Lincoln. Then generations that have passed since then have all been pussies because of stairs