Real breasts don't move like that, perverts

Real breasts don't move like that, perverts.

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Magic isn't also real
This is so unrealistic

Yeah this is why 2D > 3D

how would you know, you've never seen them

I know
My dick don't give a fuck tho

real breasts are not my concern when playing video games.

That's why 2D > 3D

That's because 2D is superior to 3D.

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and when real breasts learn to move like that i'll pay attention

begone roastie

Good thing it's a fucking video game then, tranny.

The only right breasts in games are the ones that are as large as the woman's body which are globular and bounce around, destroying everything they come into contact with; and flinging objects all over the place.

Small is the mind that opresses worlds born of imagination with the limits of reality

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It's magic, ain't gotta explain shit

Imagine these two around your dick.

But I've seen breasts move like that before. Huge breasts, especially, have a hard time not bouncing around unless the girl is wearing a sports bra they have so much mass.

What even is the name of this game

Dragons crown for ps3

Thanks user

Whatever happened to "Realism is for autists" when you want things your way?

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It went out the window until they need it again. You're just now learning about how big of hypocrites SJWs are?

I love Sorceress

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Huge breasts with support only from the bottom jiggle fucking everywhere. This was the first gif I could find, but any fairly saggy large breasts does the same thing.

Sorceress torpedo tits confirmed.

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Actually if they were that big and she only had a light cloth holding them up, they would move similar to that. If she took off the form fitting shirt, they'd hang down like water balloons. You need to see more real breasts and stop looking at all those fake boobs in porn.

yours don't

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Trust me, the real thing does move like that. My GF tits bounce around like that all the time. Especially when I'm making them bounce in bed.

as if anyone in Yea Forums has real breasts other than pornhub. did you forget where you are user?

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fuckin chestlet detected

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Have a nicer version.

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That's what a woman looks like you sexless incels.

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no one cares, retard

back to Yea Forums with you

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This tbqh

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Chestlets are an utter waste of time, might as well be men.

This.
Based fellow big breast poster.

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you're right they jiggle way more

Flat girls can be cute in their own way. I wouldn't fuck one, but I can still see their appeal. For me though, it's 100% shortstacks, all day, every day.

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Ha lol no.

>Shortstacks
My, what excellent taste you have.

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That's not a shortstack. Yea Forums has completely taken over a slang term and applied it to something totally different. And I like Potatoes as well. Just saying, shortstack is a short girl with big tits. The term makes no sense when applied to midgets and potatoes.

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I mean most the pics I have of Yordles, they have big arses and massive tits, but most of those are NSFW and thus I can't post them here.

CHESTLETS SEETHING

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Reminder that liking Sorceress means you're indulging in a "lolicon fantasy" and are probably a pedophile.

wut

But maybe they should try to.

good thing it's a video game then

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Most of the characters Yea Forums calls shortstacks are Midna, potatoes and WoW gnomes. None of these have big tits. They've associated any short girl with wide hips as being a shortstack. Which makes no sense, because the stack part refers to breasts. Short + Stacked = shortstack. What they're obsessing over are potatoes.

In more simple terms. Draphs = shortstacks. Harvin = potato. But Yea Forums thinks Harvin = shortstack, which is wrong.

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The hottest way to go is either flat like this, or big like in the OP
the middle ground matters not

is she 17 or something? jail everyone who has ever looked at her.

they do

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What game has the most realistic breast physics?

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And I agree.

That random girl on the left was the hottest girl in the game.

What a bully

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They do actually, when the girl runs
t. Have a sister

As Jason Screier from Kotaku has pointed out, her massive breasts are part of the Lolicon fantasy. They're there to appeal to pedophiles, so they can indulge in the sick fantasy.

So what? The point of this game was never be realistic anyway.

don't post that shit here you pedo

>other people are retarded
>I can be retarded as well

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Big tiddy lasses are superior to flat no-tiddy girlies.

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Big>Flat>Medium

Enormous>Huge>Big>Medium>Why bother>small

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Flat is shit.
If I want a flat chested girl I'll fuck a trap.

Pedophile.

Big is shit.
If I want a big chested girl i'll fuck a trap.

Based.

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why are americans like this

If she doesn't need to use a wheelbarrow to cart her tits around, they aren't big enough.

>Canadians

They do when you store mana in them.

It's more about shape, form and proportions compared to the rest of the girl. Rather than just the sheer mass of the breasts alone. That said, I'm a weirdo who likes unrealistic proportions. When a girls breasts are bigger than her head, yet still proportional to the rest of her body. Which means the rest of her has to be borderline fat. So I can hardly talk.

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I myself like washboard bodytypes like this

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newfags

>tfw can enjoy both sticc and thicc
A man truly enjoys everything

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No women have bodies like this, either. Dragon's Crown was a disgusting act of wish fulfillment.

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Why isnt this game re-released or at least getting a PC port? Having to keep a PS3 just to play this shit sucks

Nah big breasts on a slim girl is fucking perfection. When they are fat it defeats the purpose.

So, for the virgins here...boobies are awesome to look at... like when you look at your aunt's big titties or your cousin's. But, you see.. the ass is where it's really at. That's because the vagina (otherwise known as the pussy) is where you stick your penis (otherwise known as a cock). When the fiction of your peepee in the coochie makes your peepee go squirt.... that's the magic.

If they aren't at least this BIG they aren't unnaturally big.

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you're a filthy hoe

I know right, What the FUCK are they doing.

absolute god tier tastes

You can fuck a girl from the front you incel. Have sex.

>paying attention to breast physics
Virgin, roastie or tranny.
In the middle of a fight, the last thing you're doing is paying attention to your charcter's tits.

BIGGER

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they do in missionary position

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Says you, stay limited pleb
A fellow man of culture

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why not both?

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The bigger they are the harder you cum.

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Tits < Ass < Muscles

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You like men

Why not all 3 in gratuity?

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Behold!
sketchfab.com/3d-models/dragons-crown-sorceress-6234f9020abd4ac79ebcdf6e09feff38

Different strokes for different folks. I feel the opposite. That a girl should be soft and round everywhere. Not a flag pole with huge tits glued on.

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SFags have such disgusting taste

GOLEM GET YE GONE!

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That's called having good taste.

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I'm actually a toastie

>Real breasts don't move like that
Have sex

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I wiah there was more of this.

HHHHHHHHHHHH

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eat shit

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Oh now I see where the loli shit comes from.

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Hitomi is proof god exists

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what a chad. look at that power stance.

>slim means flagpole
Fat fag pls

even worse, she has big breasts
I can't believe these people are still allowed to just walk the streets freely

You mean like this?

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Hollywood slim and what most people consider "slim" generally does mean a flagpole, yes. What you think of slim might just be average.

ok

And this?

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Who is the artist, this is great.

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Bless you.

that's wrong

imagine the smell

>no ass
>plastic face
>whines like a motorboat during sex
Literally all she has is tits. And the film crew focuses 90% of the time on her face.

google

Real NEETs don't look like this, perverts.

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>an opinion is wrong
That means you're wrong too.

that's wrong

explain to me
why I would EVER want real

Leave the anime titties alone. Censored = No buy.

>Find artist
>He hasn't done anything else as good

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>that filename
lol

Tifa OR Antifa >:(

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Nah dude
Let me enlighten you
Enormous=flat>huge>small>medium

>find one amazing picture that happens to be Touhou
>look up the artist
>100 pages of art, all Touhou and Kankolle
>nothing from other series or anything original
It's really sad how many times this happens. People wasting their talent drawing for series that are so over saturated, no one will see their work.

I have a lot of silly filenames.

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This

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based

>Person likes drawing something they enjoy
>"It's such a disappointment they're wasting their talent"
fuck off

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kancolle and all that gachacrap and idolshit are abominations

So is Dragon's Crown fun? I own it on Vita but I've never gotten around to playing it

Honestly not as clever as your first one, but thank you for sharing.

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it's exactly what it looks like
do you like that sort of shit? Then yes.

It's pretty fun.

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That awful period of like 3 whole years where literally every doujin was either kancolle or fgo

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fat

>Person likes drawing something they enjoy
>"It's such a disappointment they're wasting their talent"
fuck off
although i see you moved away from touhou in your comparison

Umihara is a top tier vidya girl that is far too slept on.

Help, I can't stop uploading stupid filenamed pictures.

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I know, isn't it great?

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Not true at all

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>4th of July falls on thick Thursday

Most of them are not drawing Touhou because they enjoy it. They're drawing it because it's guaranteed clicks for their pixiv page. More hits on pixiv means they can gather a following. Gather a big enough following and you can make some doujin to sell at comiket. Sell enough at comiket and you'll get noticed by a big name publisher.

tl;dr they're drawing Touhou to boost their career.

That looks painful

fuck off battler

>These people are squandering their talent by drawing something that no one will ever see
>What if they just like the thing?
>They're only drawing it because it's popular and will be seen.
make up your mind here pal
i'm aware there are fad artists but that's not what is describing

REV UP THOSE FRYERS

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or I'm a different person
touhou has good some content, I've seen one, combined, for the other 3
they're shit

>not realistic
Yes and? Fuck reality and realism.

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>3DPD

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the fucking state of this board

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Zoom out, girl. You use a camera all day and you still suck at setting up a shot.

There is no hope for the board, people came here in 2016 or later.

>girl with huge, bouncy tits makes a few decent softcore vids
>stops making softcore vids
>tits somehow absolutely balloon in size afterwards

Sometimes I wonder what cosmic being we offended to end up this way.

Does she have nudes or no?

>videogames are unrealistic

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Name?

But Tifa is literally an anti-capitalist terrorist

Amanda Love

I also have a big titted sister and yes her boobs definitely move like that. By total coincidence she happens to be a fan of Vanillaware games, and plays the sorceress.

and antifa are capitalist bankrolled propagandists that don't actually accomplish anything. Thus they are opposites.

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This and pic related.

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If that is under 18 you can gladly lock me up

boobs

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>ywn have a big titty sister to play Vanillaware games with

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I mean, it is your right, but are you really, really sure you want to represent yourself?

>liking cows

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I'm not afraid of squirt guns, you know.

who said its water

Tell that to all the big-breasted women I've seen walking.

im not afred of bullet gun

who said its bullets

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What is the name of this series btw. I know there is more to it but when I tried searching for it nothing would show up

I find the idea of a child wielding an actual weapon preposterous.

its more common than you think but thats not the point

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CHESTLETS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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Not like she could handle the blowback without any shock absorbers anyways.

i remember my first time handling a gun. was like 7 or some shit. they haded me a shotgun. apparently i have good aim despite my shit vision
never used a weapon since, but it wasnt too hard to handle with the proper stance/posture/grip

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She looks like a jojo character.

Breasts should be as big as they possibly can be, and then made even bigger.

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women should have big tits
tomboys should have medium/small tits
big tit tomboys are unicorns

No idea desu, I only have pieces of it saved from threads around here,

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