What's his catchphrase already ?

what's his catchphrase already ?

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and straight women

bazinga

PLEASE BUY FF7 REMAKE

nigg- *cries on stream*

an hour straight of "thanks for the donation bro"

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the one who survived the N word

Shine on

CHINJER

>Chinger Chagger Nigger Dagger
>My wife is Chinese! DICK HEAD!
>LET'S GO!
>GET FUCKED
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
>What's up dudes, Max Here.
pretty based.

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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

>what's his catchphrase already?

FUCK NINJA'S AND THEIR DAGGERS.

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>No one says anything when Kenny and Steve yelled NIGGA on stream.

YOOOOOO

Hey chat benny is a moody CUNT tonight HAHAHA

the whitest niggas I've ever seen that will randomly nig out

D00D

Is that Maximilian "gas all niggers and gooks" dood?

his catchphrase is "I suck at fighting games but don't tell me I suck or I will make a video crying about it"

max is such a fucking retard, the one thing I have respect for him for is for liking FFVII enough to know it was cloud from the smash reveal trailer. FFVII is the worst 3d ff but I respect him that he knows enough about it to know it was cloud from 3 secs

>fake interest and milk """"hype"""" out of autists
>make bank through donations
>fanbase of loyal retards who defend every choice
>all this while being below average at every single game he plays

how does he do it

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CHINGER CHANGER N-

THE CHINDER CHAGGER NIGGER DAGGER... yes... we got it.

crazy horse shit

niggers tongue my anus

Considering the level of absolute fucking shitter I see online in most fighting games I'd call Max mediocre at worst, people have absolutely no goddamn idea how to play fighting games.

He seems like such a fraud, he says he loves everything and is the biggest fan of everything but then he knows fuck all about it when he actually plays it.

I think that time Max fought a dhalsim bot online in SF5 is when he got rustled the hardest.

Max is a good boi

I like Max. Be nice. At the very least he has professional grade editing skills.

>Everytime they play smash its in 8 players
>Max and Steve complaining the whole time that they dont know whats happening or where their character is
>Kenny's kids just spam 1 B move over and over and dont even touch the A button
>Everyone shocked when Simmons wins

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Do you have a link to that?

Because that's how you get lil zoom zoom to use his mom's credit card and get that sweet donation money. Pretending to be relatable when you actually give zero fucks about most things people genuinely care about.

>it's a simmons keeps saying some dumb phrase over and over again

This, he has his flaws but his videos got great presentation

It's how he presents himself. He's absolute garbage but acts like he's good.

When he loses in his best game he calls everyone amazing as if it's some accomplishment, he barely cracks the surface then his fanboys dickride him because they're all worse than he is.

>shitty orchestrated music
>LETS GOOOOOO
>50% transparency overlays
>professional grade editing skills

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Name one person who does it better

DIGGER NAGGER

Is it bad that I like his streams?

>shoots nigger
>slaps chink wife
>YO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm drawing a blank on the left dude

CHINGER CHONGER

His catchphrase is being garbage at every video game he ever played but act like authority on it and be treated as such by literal children.

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There's nothing wrong with him per se, the problem is when his friends are there too

marduk

where's "My wife is Chinese! DICK HEAD!" from?

Fuck you, I don't think he has "professional grade editing skills"

other people are irrelevant to my statement

When did "having an opinion" became "acting like she/he knows it all" again?

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That's what I thought. Thanks.

He's fine on his own, or with just Simmons, but he does get way more irritating with anyone else.

GOT THE KABALLIN' SPINS
SPINS KABALLIN'

He is 100% a fraud.

When it suits shitposting

I like Max, but I absolutely hate his friends. Kenny and Steve spout the most retarded bullshit the most of the time. Simmons is decent, though.

>Because that's how you get lil zoom zoom to use his mom's credit card and get that sweet donation money.
Not when Aris exists

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>FFVII is the worst 3d ff

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Lots of seething jealousy in this thread

Am I supposed to know who this guy is? What is it with zoomers and youtube people?

>look up his channel and twitch because tranny sue retweets his shit
>dude is boring as fuck even when he has friends over
>some autistic black guy going off while everyone else is calm
>see famous nigger dagger clip
>that is literally the highlight of his entire career
why is max so boring?

Heard you talking shit

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I think max and steve are fun to watch, kenny is shit, he tries too hard to be funny and simmons is Yea Forums

He is the reason i hope FFVII remake bombs hard, i honestly can't wait to see him play it, the game end up being 10-12 hours long and then his face when he realizes he will have to wait 2+ years for a second part.

His fanbase is actually full of boomers.

>how does he do it
He plays a kind and inviting facade, keeps up with and creates hype culture, and provides lots of entry level knowledge in a time where fighting game have never been more popular and many noobs are looking for advice since they've never played a fighting game seriously before

i like him just because he reminds me of nic cage

>provides lots of entry level knowledge in a time where fighting game have never been more popular

I bet you're subscribed to him twice. What a fucking dumb statement.

he's the new hot influencer tricking zoomers into thinking they can get the feeling of playing FF7 from the 90s that boomer got with some reskin of XV that looks like VII which would be better off as a new game at this point because its trying hard not to be VII while somewhat resembling it

Chatroom. I'm gonna need you to CHILL OUT RIGHT NOW DOOD

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Because he can get to keep his "job" by being safe and boring, it offends no one.

Hearing that fucking "LETS GOOO" at the beginning of his videos makes me cringe so hard I have to close the video.

>What a fucking dumb statement.
He's not wrong

You and him are both 14.

>I bet you're subscribed to him twice. What a fucking dumb statement.
?
I'm subbed to him but I haven't watched him years, he used to make videos telling people about very basic shit in MvC3

>where fighting game have never been more popular
fighting games are at an all time low. Zoomers are not picking up fighting games they are just watching youtube celebrities the same way that people watch youtube celebrities "teach you to draw" even though the majority of the viewers will never pick up a pencil.

Explain how EVO and literally any fighting game tournament is getting bigger and bigger every year then.
Hard Mode: you can't mention the good old arcade days where you spent $10 to play smelling piss and smoke at the arcade

>WHEN YOU PREFORM VISCERAL ATTACKS
>VISCERAL KILLS
>THE VISCERAL KISS ON THE BRAIN GUY
>THERE ARE SO MANY VISCERAL KILLS

THEY'RE FUCKING CALLED GLORY KILLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>kenny is shit
He's not funny, has no character, and his whole character is "the black friend", but he even sucks at that.

>fighting games
>popular
That bubble burst like two years ago. They were at their latest fad height from like 13-16

Literally name 1 guy from early 2010s that offered decent content for Marvel 3. Max is the safe white man image for the FGC, thats why he's popular.

He was pretty based when playing DMC5

>soruce my ass

He's now reduced to shilling Capcom's crappy card game
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So he accidentally said nigger once during a stream like Felix did? Is that why he's famous?

watch him mention sales from the games, because he doesn't know what long-time support and viewership/sponsor money is

I find it funny that idiots like this will defend shitty designs like nu-Tifa but movie Sonic and ugly Ken in SFV are fair game to criticize honeslty surprised Chun-Li got changed in MvCI

Ah yes an all time low, when literally ever single fighting game that died in the late 00s got a revival outside of Virtua Fighter and Evo, CEO and Combobreaker sre growing every year even without Smash

Capcom has a card game?

You really can't some say retarded shit like when a new fighting game comes out every other month

bloodborne is like is his favorite game - hes gonna keep on saying it

dont forget FFVII : Naughty Dog Edition

>fighting games
>popular

Top fucking kek. E-sports faggotry is popular, not fighting games.

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His wife isn't that attractive. He could have done better.

>a new fighting game comes out every other month
and it promptly dies 2 weeks later

Online dies in a week, dies in a month at weeklies.

>Explain how corporate sponsored thing that is heavily advertised is getting popular

>and it promptly dies 2 weeks later
doesn't mean shit, Yea Forums claim anything that doesn't have 5000+ on any given day """"Dead""""

>Fighting game majors
>Corporate

Announced recently, has no release date to it
It was the mystery project that Capcom was working on that was the rumoured Capcom crossover game.
Turns out we got monkey pawed, we got the Capcom crossover, but it is a card game

Even I can still get games in BBTAG and SCVI in less than a minute and those games are apparently deader than dead.

Imagine being this dumb

Fuck

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In all reality, i saw some gameplay of it and i could see myself playing it while on my way to work or a few games before bed, sure i woulda liked an actual game but this is "nice"

>Top fucking kek. E-sports faggotry is popular, not fighting games.
what the fuck does that even? fighting game are popular, are you retarded or something?

That people are watching some payed shill play a fighting game on Twitch or Youtube instead actually playing or even buying the games themselves. It means exactly what i fucking said.

>payed shill
holy ESL

anyone following the latest Smash twitter drama?
people are outraged that the Smash community bullied a 15 year old girl out of competing, except there is literally no evidence of this happening lol